Most annoying smoker you know

[Tha Joint Killah]

Alright ladies, we all know that the majority of ganja smokers are right on people...but we all have AT LEAST one of those guys/girls that you wouldn`t mind skipping on the rotation. Who`s got some annoying smoker stories for me? :cool:

[JordaN23]

This one night I had this insane chronic that just fucked you up.
I was with my best friend just chillen in the 'hood meetin up with diff people.
We met these two chicks we know, they asked me if they could buy weed.
I told them I'd blaze them for free. It was fucking gay to start with...They pull out this little gay homade very very mini bong they jacked from one of their 'rents, then it was so much res in it, you could see it didn't work...That was just annoying cause they thought they were hardcore because of it...So we smoke the weed...I called another buddy toc oem chill and we hotboxed his car. Got stoned as fuck. And one of the two chicks says she wants to go buy two gs.
It was fuckin annoying because shes fucked already and thinks shes cool buy wasting 20 bucks to smoke another two gs and shes already completely fucked.
Just hate this bitch cause she thinks shes hardcore.

[herostyle]

Well, theres always this one guy that doesnt hang out with us much anymore but he thought he was the biggest stoner anbd he didn't smoke at all. He'd offer to smoke people up and smoke half a nic and then say he was fucked up out of his mind. Just kinda pisses everyone off. He always tells everyone ehat to do and nobyd cares. SOmetimes hes the friend that nobody likes. But sometimes hes cool.

[invision]

i have a friend i dont hang with too much anymore, they way he smokes pisses every single person off ive seen him smoke with he takes a hit and sucks it in and does this 5 or more times right in a row where the last hit doesnt even get past his mouth then he starts to choke and after 2 seconds blows the hit out wasting the vast majority of his hits.

not to mention the fucker has no respect for people herb if the joint or blunt starts to boat you would think he would try and stop it nope he still hit it untill the burn runs right down side halfway i say something to him and he looks at me and goes "what i didnt do that" like said zero respect for others.

then to top it off he will clear a new bowl in the bowl almost dying of choking and blow it out not 2 seconds later.....he never has herb or buys it so i just cut him off and out of my life cant respect me dont bother being my friend.

[MetFan3125]

we had this one kid that never had weed, but always complained about how there's nothing to do, so we should get high and go to the mall. For about a month, we to the mall everyday cause we had jack shit to do. Finally we got tired of it, and we don't talk to him that much anymore. Now we all get high and have a good time.

[JR77]

There is this girl we hang out with and she never repacks the bowl...she would just keep sayin "No there's still some left" I try to conserve - but she does it even when there's a ton of weed around...Put some fresh bud in there!!!

[orangeman]

I've smoked with alot so I dont really know who has to be the most annoying. But I have smoked with some annoying fucks I'll tell you that :p.

[eetmiefuk]

i know some one who would take like one hit and be tired and sleep. it was fuckin stupid.

[Badgerchap]

you know, it really winds me up when ppl are tryin to be cool by sayin how much they can smoke. It's about time ppl relise that it don't matter how much you can take, its just about havin fun wen u smoke. In fact, I envy ppl that have a really low tolerance - they can get fucked dead cheap, and they still get the giggles!:dance: Whe n u been smokin as long as me, you jus get whacked out and crash on the sofa or somethin. Noobs have it all worked out. Peace out an respect the badgers guys,

Badgerchap

[NextLineIsMine]

This irritating amigo who thinks hes all wise or something. He does these crazy chants and philosophical rapping constantly. When hes around we cant talk about other shit cause hes always letting us know that our molecules are vibrating with life etc... hes a skinny little white kid

[Pride]

This kid won't stop calling me every week for weed. Doesn't ask how I'm doing or anything. Doesn't care. He's just too addicted to care.
And he has this asian accent and talks like Tommy Chong and so he says shit like "Hey man... do you have any stuffs man..?"
And when he smokes, he always wants to pack it in a fat blunt and waste all my weed. He'll just throw the whole bag down in the blunt. And his way of paying me back is buying me a 6 dollar chinese meal that makes me sick.

And when he's high, he just wants to be alone and watch porno or nba.
BORING!

[shoi]

theres this one guy who will take just monster hits... it just pisses ppl off cuase he takes mor then he needs and leaves ash in the bowl

[AquariumRescueUnit]

My first 2 years of college I lived in a Frat house with like 50 other kids my age, and more than half of us smoked pot.

The house had about 30 bedrooms on the 2nd and 3rd floor.

So at anytime of day someone was smoking somewhere. My Weedar was pretty good and I could usually sniff out the session. So I was that annoying guy sometimes, but I smoked plenty of people out so it was cool.

The trick was when you were smoking with a couple bros in your room you had to keep the smoke from wafting out into the hall so none of these stragglers could find your session. And if they did come knock on your door, everyone would be quiet as can be and try to convince the person no one was there. Kinda a fun game.

[Nocturnal Stoner]

its not that this guy is annoying, its jus he doesn't smoke as much as i do, like an eighth i woud end up smoking 3/4 of it and he'd have the rest, it would be better if we could smoke similar amounts whtout one of us feeling guilty of smoking it

[Nochowderforyou]

I used to work at this resturaunt some time back with about 4 of my buddies. We had a new dishwasher come in, just a youngkid, 15yrs old, and I swear, he was like our walk dog and follow us everywhere.

Whenever we get a chance, we went on break, which usually involved a passing of a bowl. Only 2 cooks could break at once, while the other 2 cooks stood by for orders. Everytime me and my buddy went out, out come the dishwasher, poke his head out the door and say, "what are you guys doing?" Wouldn't be so bad if the guy pitched in, but everytime the 2 cook swent out on break, he went and invited himself in the circle. He once whinned because I skipped him. I was smoking up an extra person, him, every day. You may not think it's much, but my stash went twice as fast.

Not only that, he wouldn't shut the hell up when he got high. Blah blah blah! Then his girlfriend work at the Timmy's next door, so she would pop over sometimes, so sometimes we had to smoke up an extra person, while she blahed on and on too. I mean, about their personal lives too. I don't give a shit about your birthday, or why your mom kicked you out, or while your gf spends all your money.

Whew. I'm done. :)

[stothelutz]

I got a friend who 100% expects if me or my friends have weed that he is alowed to smoke it. Then afterward he always bitches about how shity it was. To top it off hes paranoid as hell and never has money to chip in or go have any fun (movie, arcade ect.) If thats not the worst I dont know what is.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

one time i hooked up some guy and his g/f from work with weed from my own personal stash. i was driving out of my way to the cannabis club to get it. they called me like 4 times in 20 minutes, pestered me the whole time saying "hurry up and bring it , we're in a hurry", "hey when are you going to get here?", "hey are you done yet? hey are you getting me the weed? hey will you hurry up???" blahblahblah. then when i got to my place to give them the fucking weed, his girlfriend pulls out her celly cell and puts it on speaker phone--as if the whole world wants to hear your lame conversation anyways. yeah, pssh. you ain't that important, dumb twats. my windows and doors were open, and she was shouting really loud "OH MY GOD AMY!!!!!! YEAH, WE GOT SOME MEDICAL POT!!! NO WE'RE AT THIS DEALER'S HOUSE AND HE HOOKED US UP WITH SOME MEDICAL POT!!!". I'm sure everyone could hear outside. Needless to say, I have cut them out of my life. I don't hook people up anymore.

There was also some fucker who would always pretend to be my friend with the hopes that i"ll smoke my weed with him. I don't talk to THAT guy anymore either. There's also this kid who always makes obvious hints like "OH MY GOD I NEED TO GET STONED. OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T BEEN STONED IN 4 HOURS POORFUCKINGME!! WHERE IS THE BUD AT I KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON ME????" whatever.

Another time, I was sitting and smoking at a skatepark when this possie of 9 year olds and 12 year olds roll up on their bikes. I'm smoking with my friend, and when they come up to me I put the pipe away. "GOT ANY CIGARETTES? GOT ANY BUD??" they asked. Yeah right little kids. Here, let me, a responsible adult, distribute an illegal substance to you. They wouldn't go away so I hit the pipe, and by that time it was ashed. So this one little bastard keeps asking me "do you have anything in that pipe? ". "Is there any bud ?" "do you have any resin in that pipe?" blah blah fucking blah. i told him no like 4 times, and still the little punk bastard begged me for a resin hit. I was irate.

I try to only smoke weed with my close amigos. Any dope fiend will smoke your weed, and then not give a fuck about you. If you wanna smoke my weed, you gotta prove yourself to me first.

i hate annoying twats!!

[nowandtheworld]

dudes, i smoke out my friend shaide every once and every time, he like runs off and plays guitar and starts singing...really fucking loud. and he says wierd stuff non-stop. and he will never shut the hell up. its sooo freaking annoying. and for some wierd reason i always have to take him home. and he lives like 10000 miles away. and i get pissed.

[onefourninezero]

like 4 times in 20 minutes
sorry, couldn't help myself;)

Anyway, onto replying to the question!
There's this person I used to be quite good friends with, and me and one of my other mates went to go smoke, and she tagged along. I asked her if she wanted some, and she took like two of the tiniest hits imaginable, which she didn't even inhale properly, and then after me and my other mate finished off the joint, she was acting like she was high and kept pestering me for more weed. I refused, and that was the last time I smoked with her. Shortly after that, she crossed me and I swore to never speak to her again.. and I haven't since.
She also likes to think she's hardcore because she chain smokes cigarettes, and she likes to label herself a stoner and even berates people she thinks are less of a "stoner" than she is... pretty damn annoying.

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

I've got a friend that'll take a bowl for him self, then pass one around for the other 3 or 4 people to share, if he's supplying that day.. so he's high beyond beleif, and we're hardly buzzed

[dopefiend]

there is this really annoying kid named Cody. he thiks he's all that 'cause he says he smokes like 1/2 o every day. i've sold this kid an 1/8 of shitweed sayin that it was a 1/4 of "good shit" and he comes back the next day sayin it was some of the best shit hes smoked.

[dejayou30]

when my friend mark gets stoned he tells these really elaborate stories and i'm just like "right on" or "cool" to everything he says, and he just keeps elaborating more on the story. i was with some of his friends from high school this last weekend and it was funny because they just kept being like "oh really?" to lead him on and he would be like "yeah" and then continue elaborating and his friends and i were just laughing and he was too stoned to know what was going on. he's a good guy though.

i also hate it when i smoke people out and then they fall asleep within 30 minutes. my roomate does this 9 times out of 10 and its annoying. i could just smoke by myself and keep myself company rather than share my weed and have no company because she passes out. one time i got really pissed and yelled at her for it and she hasn't fallen asleep for a couple weeks now.

another one of my roomates always plans to do all kinds of shit and buy this and that when he's stoned but never follows through on anything he says. he's been telling me and my other roomates he's going to buy a boat all summer but we all know its not going to happen. i like to call it "stoned planning" where you talk about doing shit but you know that its never going to get done because you're just stoned and thinking about it really hard. its happened to me before too.

[Skrappie]

i like to call it "stoned planning" where you talk about doing shit but you know that its never going to get done because you're just stoned and thinking about it really hard.

haha, thats why i ride my bike so much, i toke up, and 30 mins later im thinking how awesome it would be to go out riding, after downing a bottle of water i go out, and get destoryed by 105 degree kansas weather.

lately i've just been getting stoned right after work, but before classes, so the weather is pretty nice. i still think 85 at 7am is too damn hot.

Oh man this one time....:stoned:

[crudemood]

the ones where they talk so much about themselves,
i dont mind conversation just when you're not talking about themselves the whole time.
annoying is ones who think they so good.
im not saying im good but they dont have to lie to impress me. its kind of annoying really.

[Nochowderforyou]

I prefer laid back too. I'm pretty quiet myself, so I don't like a lot of yelling, and annoying movements. By the way, it took me a good 2 minutes to remeber how to spell "queit." :p

I met a girl once who couldn't use a pipe with a shotgun hole. Her brain just couldn't comprehend the timing and "difficult" motion to unplug the hole. She was so stupid, pretty, but stupid. She was a twin too, so there were 2 hot twins. One was dumb, one was bitch. Why are twins like that? Why can't there just be 2 normal twins. Anyways.

I've also met cocky people who can't shut up about themselves. One guy couldn't pick up my, "I don't fucking care" signals. He was a welder and he boasts, "I've done 5000 welds and only 2 leaks yadda yadda..." And I mean he would tell me this every 10minutes. He was drunk and retarded and when I finally said after the first 4 times, "you told me that" he's like, "I did?" and look at me like I'm the dummy.

I'm rambling here. I need to shut up. :p

[fizzlemenizzle]

the most annoying toker i know is this lad that keeps comin over to my place!!! he'll sit there for about an hour before asking do i have any smoke...it pisses me off because he was always tellin people that i was stupid for smokin!!! dickhead or what!????????

[memoryburner]

This one time i had less than a 5 sack left in my stash...and my friend asked for half, so i gave him some. well that night he smoked half of the half that was left. so he was high beyond capacity and i didnt know. well,the next day "we" were gonna smoke, so he rolled us a tiny ass j from this waxpaper. well, he decided to split it in half and we each get half, so we did. and he dropped most of his, while i got mine perfectly into my bowl. well this asshole made me share some out of my bowl. talk about annoying, i didnt even get a buzz from that. he basically used up what was left of my stash

[chisme]

lol i just sit there.....smoke my joint...and talk to people who talk to me or say hello...

so why do sum geeks and twat allways gotta try the big boy ? i dont get it sit down and shut ups my motto