NEED HELP -- UPCOMING PHYSICAL

[bossman]

I have completed 3 interviews for a great company and tommorow I will interview with the VP. IF all goes well I should be offered a job, a GOOD JOB. The problem is I am a big f'in pothead. I just realized the gravity of the situation before me when someone told me I may not be able to use my whizzinator since they are giving me a physical.

I plan on using the dilution method, however I don't know when the physical will be. I hope it is not tommorow, after the interview, but I don't know. I am currently loading water so that my piss is coming out clear. I will continue to drink 20oz of water every 30 minutes until I know when the test will be. And then I will keep drinking water 3 hrs up to that point. At T minus 3 hours I will start drinking powerade option/propel to replenish electrolytes. I will also drink a pedialite or 2 about an hr before, along with a coca-cola.

I have smoked high quality for about 5 yrs, at least 1 gram a day, sometimes upwards to 10-15grams a day. I have about 17% bf, but I am very athletic and workout a bunch. I quit smoking approx 72 hrs from posting this. The drug test will be in the next day or two. ANY TIPS OR HELP OR COMMENTS WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

[Its a Plant]

Well knowing when the drug test is exactly is a must, lol.

Since you exercise a lot, you're in a better spot than most at this point. Work up a good sweat as much as possible, and replenish your body with water to get most of it out of your system. You sound like you're already drinking plenty, so keep it up.

As hard as it is, just lay off the bud until you take the test, unless getting that FAT V.P. job isn't something you want...

If worse comes to worst, just go to a GNC store and they have a selection of purification products that are rather pricey, but you need it in this case.

Good luck future V.P. of America.

[orange floyd]

I have completed 3 interviews for a great company and tommorow I will interview with the VP. IF all goes well I should be offered a job, a GOOD JOB. The problem is I am a big f'in pothead. I just realized the gravity of the situation before me when someone told me I may not be able to use my whizzinator since they are giving me a physical.

I plan on using the dilution method, however I don't know when the physical will be. I hope it is not tommorow, after the interview, but I don't know. I am currently loading water so that my piss is coming out clear. I will continue to drink 20oz of water every 30 minutes until I know when the test will be. And then I will keep drinking water 3 hrs up to that point. At T minus 3 hours I will start drinking powerade option/propel to replenish electrolytes. I will also drink a pedialite or 2 about an hr before, along with a coca-cola.

I have smoked high quality for about 5 yrs, at least 1 gram a day, sometimes upwards to 10-15grams a day. I have about 17% bf, but I am very athletic and workout a bunch. I quit smoking approx 72 hrs from posting this. The drug test will be in the next day or two. ANY TIPS OR HELP OR COMMENTS WOULD BE APPRECIATED.


water does absolutely nothing to clean out ur urine. so i would only start drinking it a few hours before the actual test, doing it now if the test is in like 2 days is just a waste of time. if they're going to test your urine, theyll most likely give you a formal drug test, not have the doctor do it.

[bossman]

Welp, I have been clean for 3 days now and I drank a shit ton of water today, as you know, to see if i could use the dilution technique. I bought some drug tests and failed miserably. I am going to use my brothers clean urine taped to the tounge of my shoe. This should keep it fairly warm and I will have a heater in my other shoe just in case. My only fear is if they make my strip down for the physical then send me into an adjacent bathroom without my clothes/shoes. Please wish me luck folks.

PS-- I am interviewing WITH the postion of VP, not for VP! Heheee...I WISH! But hopefully a few years down the road that will be me.

ANY OTHER TIPS FOR SNEAKING A SACK OF URINE IN THE DR'S OFFICE?

[bossman]

Fuck, I just somehow convinced myself to smoke a few hits. Wow I haven't been this high in a long time! I am kinda dissapointed in myself...maybe I need help before I get a job.....nah.

[Its a Plant]

Haha, so there goes that...

I'm telling you if there's a GNC near you, go there and look at a section for "detexification". They have a whole selection of expensive pills that clean you out in no time at all. I used them for a test I had the next day, and clean as a whistle. They set me back like $40-50 bucks, but hell, I got the job. That's about all you can do at this point unless you want to risk taking in lukewarm piss that will most likely fail immediatly.

Haha, that's tight that you smoked though. You sound like a chiller.

[The Colonel]

Haha, so there goes that...

I'm telling you if there's a GNC near you, go there and look at a section for "detexification". They have a whole selection of expensive pills that clean you out in no time at all. I used them for a test I had the next day, and clean as a whistle. They set me back like $40-50 bucks, but hell, I got the job. That's about all you can do at this point unless you want to risk taking in lukewarm piss that will most likely fail immediatly.

Haha, that's tight that you smoked though. You sound like a chiller.

The only problem in using those pills and drinks is that some tests are designed to check for them. But a test coming back diluted is better than a test coming back possitive for marijuana.

[Oblio]

Are you for real? You want help with passing a drug test but you didn't even last a little more than 3 hours from your first post before you are smoking up again.

SIGH

[bossman]

I'm for real. Laugh and point and call me an addict.

[bossman]

AND, how the hell am I supposed to believe those pills work. From what I understand they don't do anything.....do you have any specific brands that I should look into?

[bossman]

I really don't want to use my own pee. It seems pointless. I will fail with my own piss, its LOADED with THC. The amount I added back in by taking a couple bong rips last night was negligable compared to the amount built up in my system.

[Oblio]

I would never laugh at you. Most pee test have a temp. strip on the side. As the colonel mentioned, some test more than just for thc. They can key on items used to alter the test. Also the more costly test can tell if your urine has been leached or diluted past what would normally be discharged from the body.

Drinking massive amounts of water can also be bad for your health. We are not talking being fatal. It can remove trace elements that your body needs. Drinking the supplements you mention can replace those but not all so take vitimans too if you choose to do this. I am not sure of your age but you do not seem too old by your comments. Maybe you could talk to VP, if you think he likes you, and say something like. "Mr. XXXXX, I am so embarrassed to say this but my best friend got married last week and during his bachelor party a joint was passed around. I fear there may be a slight chance my UA may come back positive and I would rather be candid with you upfront than have you think I am drug user and lose the chance of working for you. If we had not already taken so many shots of tequila, I would have never touched it. I am also very ashamed I am even having to tell you this."

Unless he is extremely hardcore anti-drug, he most likely will respect you for being so candid and honest with him. Who knows, he may smoke himself or might have toked up in college and can be fogiving of a single lapse in judgement. On the other hand, if you try to fool the test you could ruin any chance with that company completely.Tailor the statement to fit your situation. If you are around 25...tell him the last time you smoked was when you were a junior in high school. If you are closer to 30 or 35 then tell him last time was your freshman year in college. If dope is only drug you do...then stress how everything else they could test for would be 100% negative.

This part may be harsh but i am sorry if it may offend. If you smoke 15 grams a day then you are past the receational point. If you can not go a few days without it then by your words, yes you are an addict. Being addicted to this wonderful med. is not from the chemicals in it. It is from you having a need to self-medicate for other things in your life. Even Tommy Chong talks about how you should take some time off sometimes. I want to smoke everyday but can't since I am trying hard as an activist in my state to get the laws changed. Anytime I speak in public I say "I think the laws are unjust, but until they change i will honor them, test me if you want...i am clean" I am not saying this is the path for everyone. I just do it to give myself more credibility to a non-user.

Try something for yourself. Set a goal. Maybe like stay smoke free for 10 days. It will be hard, no doubt about that but you can do it. Then after the 10 days have a small party...or treat yourself to something. If you smoke as much as you posted of what you call "high quality" then use the money you saved to buy something really cool. Do people still say cool? If you choose to do this I promise I will try and help you. I am online a lot and will give you my messenger name. We can chat about anything you wish to keep your stead fast on your course. Not trying to get you to quit, do not think that. If you are not of age then read my sig. I will try to convience you to put education first, but it seems that does not apply to you. I will check back on your thread to see how things are going. I wish you the best of luck.

[bossman]

Oblio--thanks bro.

Yeah, I am 24 and this is only my 2nd real job. I am thinking it may be best to tell them what you were saying. The problem is I live in GA and people here equate weed to the devil. So I don't know...

I realize I am past the recreational point. I honestly don't know why I smoke so much but I do. As of the past 9 or so months I have not been smoking as heavily as I mentioned. I just needed to get the point across that there is ALOT of THC buildup in my body....it will probably take 6 weeks or so to get out. I'm not quite sure what to do as of now, I am really worried and would be really embarassed if I didn't get this job....I mean my mom has been telling everyone she knows which doesn't help me with the pressure.

I'm starting to think that sending my brother in place of me might be a good idea but I don't know if he would be down or if it would even work. He has light red hair and I have light brown....MAN THIS SUCKS, THIS COUNTRY IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.

[Oblio]

Incase you didn't know, in some countries you do not have to have weed on you to get busted. If they test you and you are positive....off to jail/prison you go! Some without even a trial.

As for living in Georgia, your laws are more liberal than the majority that have not decriminalized weed. The arrest rate ratio to population is about middle of the road.

The United States may not have the best laws when compared to other countries BUT we do have the ability to change those laws by popular vote. This is a freedom very few countries have. You need to do your best to educate people and rid the mentality of "Reefer Madness" and the general persona of a stoner. you CAN NOT act like Cheech and Chong, Spicoli, or any of the other cult icons we all love to laugh with and enjoy. No debate can be won till you talk and act educated. Never ever get into an agrument with them about dope. Break the convesation quickly or change the topic to something you can communicate about. Tell them about LEAP....do you know about LEAP? www.leap.cc

[bossman]

How long should I put a heating pad on the sample to keep it at the correct temp? From what I've read I should use only half the heating pad. Also, What are some possible solutions if the temp is too high? Please inform.

[Damon32]

I'dsay the best option for you is to try and detox. While I believe that it is mostly the water that does the trick, there are other elements to the detox drinks that help alter your test results.

So far there have been 5 people at my work that have used the detox method to succeed in defeating these tests.

They all used STRIP NC....It is a nasty tasting drink but from what i have seen with my own eyes is people winning with it. I myself substituted because I am a heavy guy and trying to dilute was too much of a risk in my opinion.

The strip NC will boost your creatine level that drops when you are diluting and they look for that. There's also vitamins and other stuff in it that add color to the urine to help mask that you are diluting, and that is actually what you are doing, DILUTING. What the guys at my work did was drink lots of water about 5 or 6 hours before test time. Every time you piss you should replenish with about 9 oz. of water. Taking regular asprin every 4 to six hours before test time is also recommended to help mask the urine but from what i have read you should stop 4 hours before test time. Taking creatine at least 48 hours also helps aid in boostine your creatine levels. See when you dilute your creatine levels will drop and they look for that so if theres time permitted you should get some.

Also...taking B2 or B complex vitamins is recommended to color the urine. I believe that you drink the STRIP NC about 3 hours before the test and continue diluting until test time. Keep an eye on the color to make sure you have color. You gotta have color my man or it will raise suspicion. Some say the color from the vitamins raise suspicion but not as bad as handing them a warm glass of water you know?

Theres a good dilution method posted by ImN2Pot....look for it. many people have passed using his dilution method.

The most important thing to do if you have time is practice, practice, practice to know your routine before you go in.

If your going in for a physical/drug test odds are you will be dis robed prior to testing and that really sucks so thats why I'm saying to go with the STRIP NC.

The guys that passed at my work used only that and none of the other recomendations i mentioned.

Good luck my brother and post a new thread letting us know the results. We have to continue helping each other out!!

[Damon32]

I'd say the best option for you is to try and detox. While I believe that it is mostly the water that does the trick, there are other elements to the detox drinks that help alter your test results.

So far there have been 5 people at my work that have used the detox method to succeed in defeating these tests.

They all used STRIP NC....It is a nasty tasting drink but from what i have seen with my own eyes is people winning with it. I myself substituted because I am a heavy guy and trying to dilute was too much of a risk in my opinion.

The strip NC will boost your creatine level that drops when you are diluting and they look for that. There's also vitamins and other stuff in it that add color to the urine to help mask that you are diluting, and that is actually what you are doing, DILUTING. What the guys at my work did was drink lots of water about 5 or 6 hours before test time. Every time you piss you should replenish with about 9 oz. of water.

Taking regular asprin every 4 to six hours before test time is also recommended to help mask the urine but from what i have read you should stop 4 hours before test time with the asprin.

Taking creatine at least 48 hours before hand also helps aid in boostine your creatine levels. See when you dilute your creatine levels will drop and they look for that so if theres time permitted you should get some.

Also...taking B2 or B complex vitamins is recommended to color the urine. I believe that you drink the STRIP NC about 3 hours before the test and continue diluting until test time. Keep an eye on the color to make sure you have color. You gotta have color my man or it will raise suspicion. Some say the color from the vitamins raise suspicion but not as bad as handing them a warm glass of water you know?

Theres a good dilution method posted by ImN2Pot....look for it. many people have passed using his dilution method. Search these posts for a number of good diluting recommendations.

The most important thing to do if you have time is practice, practice, practice to know your routine before you go in.

If your going in for a physical/drug test odds are you will be dis robed prior to testing and that really sucks so thats why I'm saying to go with the STRIP NC.

The guys that passed at my work used only that (STRIP NC / water) and none of the other recomendations i mentioned.

Good luck my brother and post a new thread letting us know the results. We have to continue helping each other out!!

[Damon32]

I'dsay the best option for you is to try and detox. While I believe that it is mostly the water that does the trick, there are other elements to the detox drinks that help alter your test results.

So far there have been 5 people at my work that have used the detox method to succeed in defeating these tests.

They all used STRIP NC....It is a nasty tasting drink but from what i have seen with my own eyes is people winning with it. I myself substituted because I am a heavy guy and trying to dilute was too much of a risk in my opinion.

The strip NC will boost your creatine level that drops when you are diluting and they look for that. There's also vitamins and other stuff in it that add color to the urine to help mask that you are diluting, and that is actually what you are doing, DILUTING. What the guys at my work did was drink lots of water about 5 or 6 hours before test time. Every time you piss you should replenish with about 9 oz. of water. Taking regular asprin every 4 to six hours before test time is also recommended to help mask the urine but from what i have read you should stop 4 hours before test time. Taking creatine at least 48 hours also helps aid in boostine your creatine levels. See when you dilute your creatine levels will drop and they look for that so if theres time permitted you should get some.

Also...taking B2 or B complex vitamins is recommended to color the urine. I believe that you drink the STRIP NC about 3 hours before the test and continue diluting until test time. Keep an eye on the color to make sure you have color. You gotta have color my man or it will raise suspicion. Some say the color from the vitamins raise suspicion but not as bad as handing them a warm glass of water you know?

Theres a good dilution method posted by ImN2Pot....look for it. many people have passed using his dilution method.

The most important thing to do if you have time is practice, practice, practice to know your routine before you go in.

If your going in for a physical/drug test odds are you will be dis robed prior to testing and that really sucks so thats why I'm saying to go with the STRIP NC.

The guys that passed at my work used only that and none of the other recomendations i mentioned.

Good luck my brother and post a new thread letting us know the results. We have to continue helping each other out!!

[Damon32]

I'd say the best option for you is to try and detox. While I believe that it is mostly the water that does the trick, there are other elements to the detox drinks that help alter your test results.

So far there have been 5 people at my work that have used the detox method to succeed in defeating these tests.

They all used STRIP NC....It is a nasty tasting drink but from what i have seen with my own eyes is people winning with it. I myself substituted because I am a heavy guy and trying to dilute was too much of a risk in my opinion.

The strip NC will boost your creatine level that drops when you are diluting and they look for that. There's also vitamins and other stuff in it that add color to the urine to help mask that you are diluting, and that is actually what you are doing, DILUTING. What the guys at my work did was drink lots of water about 5 or 6 hours before test time. Every time you piss you should replenish with about 9 oz. of water. Taking regular asprin every 4 to six hours before test time is also recommended to help mask the urine but from what i have read you should stop 4 hours before test time. Taking creatine at least 48 hours also helps aid in boostine your creatine levels. See when you dilute your creatine levels will drop and they look for that so if theres time permitted you should get some.

Also...taking B2 or B complex vitamins is recommended to color the urine. I believe that you drink the STRIP NC about 3 hours before the test and continue diluting until test time. Keep an eye on the color to make sure you have color. You gotta have color my man or it will raise suspicion. Some say the color from the vitamins raise suspicion but not as bad as handing them a warm glass of water you know?

Theres a good dilution method posted by ImN2Pot....look for it. many people have passed using his dilution method.

The most important thing to do if you have time is practice, practice, practice to know your routine before you go in.

If your going in for a physical/drug test odds are you will be dis robed prior to testing and that really sucks so thats why I'm saying to go with the STRIP NC.

The guys that passed at my work used only that and none of the other recommendations i mentioned.

Good luck my brother and post a new thread letting us know the results. We have to continue helping each other out!!