NEED HELP -- UPCOMING PHYSICAL

[bossman]

I have completed 3 interviews for a great company and tommorow I will interview with the VP. IF all goes well I should be offered a job, a GOOD JOB. The problem is I am a big f'in pothead. I just realized the gravity of the situation before me when someone told me I may not be able to use my whizzinator since they are giving me a physical.

I plan on using the dilution method, however I don't know when the physical will be. I hope it is not tommorow, after the interview, but I don't know. I am currently loading water so that my piss is coming out clear. I will continue to drink 20oz of water every 30 minutes until I know when the test will be. And then I will keep drinking water 3 hrs up to that point. At T minus 3 hours I will start drinking powerade option/propel to replenish electrolytes. I will also drink a pedialite or 2 about an hr before, along with a coca-cola.

I have smoked high quality for about 5 yrs, at least 1 gram a day, sometimes upwards to 10-15grams a day. I have about 17% bf, but I am very athletic and workout a bunch. I quit smoking approx 72 hrs from posting this. The drug test will be in the next day or two. ANY TIPS OR HELP OR COMMENTS WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

bossman Reviewed by bossman on 07-31-2006. NEED HELP -- UPCOMING PHYSICAL I have completed 3 interviews for a great company and tommorow I will interview with the VP. IF all goes well I should be offered a job, a GOOD JOB. The problem is I am a big f'in pothead. I just realized the gravity of the situation before me when someone told me I may not be able to use my whizzinator since they are giving me a physical. I plan on using the dilution method, however I don't know when the physical will be. I hope it is not tommorow, after the interview, but I don't know. Rating: 5

[Its a Plant]

Well knowing when the drug test is exactly is a must, lol.

Since you exercise a lot, you're in a better spot than most at this point. Work up a good sweat as much as possible, and replenish your body with water to get most of it out of your system. You sound like you're already drinking plenty, so keep it up.

As hard as it is, just lay off the bud until you take the test, unless getting that FAT V.P. job isn't something you want...

If worse comes to worst, just go to a GNC store and they have a selection of purification products that are rather pricey, but you need it in this case.

Good luck future V.P. of America.

[orange floyd]

I have completed 3 interviews for a great company and tommorow I will interview with the VP. IF all goes well I should be offered a job, a GOOD JOB. The problem is I am a big f'in pothead. I just realized the gravity of the situation before me when someone told me I may not be able to use my whizzinator since they are giving me a physical.

I plan on using the dilution method, however I don't know when the physical will be. I hope it is not tommorow, after the interview, but I don't know. I am currently loading water so that my piss is coming out clear. I will continue to drink 20oz of water every 30 minutes until I know when the test will be. And then I will keep drinking water 3 hrs up to that point. At T minus 3 hours I will start drinking powerade option/propel to replenish electrolytes. I will also drink a pedialite or 2 about an hr before, along with a coca-cola.

I have smoked high quality for about 5 yrs, at least 1 gram a day, sometimes upwards to 10-15grams a day. I have about 17% bf, but I am very athletic and workout a bunch. I quit smoking approx 72 hrs from posting this. The drug test will be in the next day or two. ANY TIPS OR HELP OR COMMENTS WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

water does absolutely nothing to clean out ur urine. so i would only start drinking it a few hours before the actual test, doing it now if the test is in like 2 days is just a waste of time. if they're going to test your urine, theyll most likely give you a formal drug test, not have the doctor do it.

[bossman]

Welp, I have been clean for 3 days now and I drank a shit ton of water today, as you know, to see if i could use the dilution technique. I bought some drug tests and failed miserably. I am going to use my brothers clean urine taped to the tounge of my shoe. This should keep it fairly warm and I will have a heater in my other shoe just in case. My only fear is if they make my strip down for the physical then send me into an adjacent bathroom without my clothes/shoes. Please wish me luck folks.

PS-- I am interviewing WITH the postion of VP, not for VP! Heheee...I WISH! But hopefully a few years down the road that will be me.

ANY OTHER TIPS FOR SNEAKING A SACK OF URINE IN THE DR'S OFFICE?

[bossman]

Fuck, I just somehow convinced myself to smoke a few hits. Wow I haven't been this high in a long time! I am kinda dissapointed in myself...maybe I need help before I get a job.....nah.

[Its a Plant]

Haha, so there goes that...

I'm telling you if there's a GNC near you, go there and look at a section for "detexification". They have a whole selection of expensive pills that clean you out in no time at all. I used them for a test I had the next day, and clean as a whistle. They set me back like $40-50 bucks, but hell, I got the job. That's about all you can do at this point unless you want to risk taking in lukewarm piss that will most likely fail immediatly.

Haha, that's tight that you smoked though. You sound like a chiller.

[The Colonel]

Haha, so there goes that...

I'm telling you if there's a GNC near you, go there and look at a section for "detexification". They have a whole selection of expensive pills that clean you out in no time at all. I used them for a test I had the next day, and clean as a whistle. They set me back like $40-50 bucks, but hell, I got the job. That's about all you can do at this point unless you want to risk taking in lukewarm piss that will most likely fail immediatly.

Haha, that's tight that you smoked though. You sound like a chiller.

The only problem in using those pills and drinks is that some tests are designed to check for them. But a test coming back diluted is better than a test coming back possitive for marijuana.

[Oblio]

Are you for real? You want help with passing a drug test but you didn't even last a little more than 3 hours from your first post before you are smoking up again.

SIGH

[bossman]

I'm for real. Laugh and point and call me an addict.

[bossman]

AND, how the hell am I supposed to believe those pills work. From what I understand they don't do anything.....do you have any specific brands that I should look into?