stoner jobs

[the bryan.]

with you ( the person reading this ) being a stoner, or at least a pot smoker whom enjoys it, what would you say would be the ultimate stoner job??

i work at subway, and with a case of the munchies every day, it works out pretty damn good haha

whadda bout yall?

[suhl]

grower

[too as in also]

growning for medical patients(sp?):rasta:

[Faultydesign]

Ice rink handing out skates.

[Thehulkster321]

I got a friend that drives a canteen truck. By far the best job in the world for a stoner.

-Your by yourself all day so no nagging bosses that might catch you being stoned.

-Your in a truck full of food so endless munchies

-At the end of the day you get all the left over food (its not alloud to be re-sold)

I went with him to work one day and we just drove around to various stops smoking around 6 blunts and ate all the food we wanted. Plus he gets paid to do this!!!!

[the bryan.]

haha man id totally dig havin that last one. driving high is fun, much less driving while working while high, then eating hahaha

man right on

[usedchemicals]

i am a telemarketer, it's so easy, i pretty much babysit a computer, and i get free food in the break room, so many stoners work with me.

they've even caught people with weed at work, and all they did was say "this isn't the place for weed, is it?"

[slpntrx5]

papa john's. no drug tests, and if you re the delivery guy, you get paid to drive around an listen 2 tunes! lol

[huh]

my friends older brother drives an ice cream truck, thats gotta be a kick ass job. i dont have a job yet but i jus applied at a pizza place, alot of stoners i know work there too.

[Papa Smurf]

I had a job at the liqour store by me, and all i did was get high and watch tv. It was an easy ass job, and me and the cashier would go in the cooler during the summer and toke up. The boss didnt care either, all he told us was if any of his money was gone he would beat the shit outta us. That was a pretty dope job.

[the bryan.]

if i could choose the job i could have and be stoned at, man, i would either be like, an architecht, cause i liek drawin houses lol, or like, be in a band making good money each weekend. man. im really high ignore that.

[Thehulkster321]

I have the worste stoner job ever .... I have to roof all summer. Its like a million degrees up there and its wicked tireing. Theres no way you could go to work high, you wouldnt be able to function and pass out from exuastion.

But its 15.00 and hour

[Nocturnal Stoner]

video store, u just sit there watching films then the occasional customer, just get baked on ur break then come in and do the night shift!

[pixel]

my job BLOWS, i help run a concession stand at a little league but the thing is gigantic and it has so much shit, all these little bitchass kids come up and ask me what they can get for a dollar, read the fucking candy list you dumb shit.

i hate it.

but its 11.00 an hour under the table so ill take it.

[MetFan3125]

I'm a cook at a pizza place. What's great about my job is that my boss smokes with me! every night at work my boss, our 2nd cook, and I go out and toke up. We try to be sneaky, but everyone knows we're goin to smoke. I love my job!!

[DylanN89]

papa john's. no drug tests, and if you re the delivery guy, you get paid to drive around an listen 2 tunes! lol haha i work at Papa Johns too... and yes thats the best... goodwork slptrx5 :D :thumbsup:

[Cas]

papa john's. no drug tests, and if you re the delivery guy, you get paid to drive around an listen 2 tunes! lol
i was gonna say pizza delivery man too. it's like going for a cruise, for 8 hours at a time, and getting paid for it. and in my life time i've only seen 1 pizza delivery man pulled over. ever.

[DmStags45]

I work at a crab shack as a buss boy tips are great and i can make 125 a night easy

[Sauce]

I say being a care giver for medical marijuana would be the dream stoner
job for me. Growing plants for people who need them for medical reasons. It would be a win win type of job, i get some harvest and im helping someone out

[SpiritLevel]

I worked in a hotel jockying cars a few years ago... Maserati, lamborghini, lotus, porsche, rolls royce, tvr, aston martin, every kind of merc, jag, lex; some better and some not so posh... sometimes was hard work when 30 guests arrived with matching silver sl55's, but will probly not get the opportunity to drive all those high powered cars ever again between toking and munching and sucking ass for tips lol...

[stevejess]

my job BLOWS, i help run a concession stand at a little league but the thing is gigantic and it has so much shit, all these little bitchass kids come up and ask me what they can get for a dollar, read the fucking candy list you dumb shit.

i hate it.

but its 11.00 an hour under the table so ill take it.



That's funny Shit about the dumb kids.

[Big Calhoun]

ANy job not dealing with numbers would be good. Some days where I work, I can come in baked b/c all I'm doing is typing up reports, reviewing reports, or holding conference calls. Other days, I have to look through spreadsheets and sort out data. Those days I tend not to get baked because looking at a page full of numbers and columns can drive you batty! Even when sober!

[Cas]

question for the people who deliver pizzas: now that gas is beyond expensive, can you write that off come tax-time?

[scream]

i work at perkins, its a 24 hour diner. i smoke with one of my bosses on our breaks and then he cooks me free food so it rocks.

i work at a factory too but i cant go stoned there or else ill cut my hand off

[slpntrx5]

dude i think that the pizza place pays for your gas. if they don't, they should cuz you're on the fuckin clock.

[Lennon06]

i post leaflets thru doors, no boss, do watever hours u want wenever and i can smoke copius amount of canjar while doin it, as long as the area ur doin aint heavily built up, i dont really smoke that much on the job any way i get wayyyyy to tired but at the end i go to sum park and smoke realli peacefull as well coz no ones about in the middle of the day of a week day

[ethsfreshman]

head shop all the fucking way... imagine sitting at work, staring at SICk pieces, smoking up whenever you want in the bathroom... man thats awesome...
im opening up a headshop when i get older.\

[dejayou30]

me and two of my other stoner friends work with handicapped people. most stoners i've met work at resturaunts. i think its because its a stress reliever because it sucks to start drinking right after you get off work at a bar or resturaunt at 2 AM.

[OreO]

dude i think that the pizza place pays for your gas. if they don't, they should cuz you're on the fuckin clock.

ya they do, you make so much money for doing bullshit...this has to be the best stoner job...my managers smoke aswell so its a cool as enviorment...the owner is the only person who doesnt smoke but we barely see him anyway

[Chronic.Tonic]

I'm morking at this national park right now. They pay me to walk up and down these trails and make sure nobody is off the trails. Needless to say, one joint in my mouth is all I need for that job.

[RedRainDrop]

I work at my dads car shop.... i wash cars, built a fence, and do watever needs doing down there....

Im blazed everyday... i get 10$ an hour... its sweet :)

[JR77]

A cool job would be to work at a pot cafe in Amsterdam!

[jamstigator]

I liked my Army job in Grenada, once the hostilities had died down and we'd kicked the Cubans' asses back to Cuba. Basically, my job was listening to the music played on the radio station we built there for 17 hours every other day or so, and it was mostly nonstop reggae music.

Pot was everywhere, and it was super cheap, $120 per POUND, so I was constantly baked. On the off days, I'd hit the (gorgeous) beaches, dance in the streets of St. George's with the natives, hang out with Army and Grenadian friends, and generally get ripped on pot and/or rum.

The music did grate on me after a few months, so I got wasted one evening, and me and a friend intercepted the radio signal (which was piped to us from St. George's, the capital), and replaced their Sunday night 'Quiet Hour' (religiously themed show) with a smattering of AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Ted Nugent and the like, which could be heard from the coast of Brazil all the way up to the southern tip of Florida. When the FCC investigated, I told them something along the lines of, "Yes, I recall that night. There were some odd aberrations in the ionosphere that evening causing a multitude of propogation irregularities..." and their eyes glazed over, and they left with that mystery unsolved. Heh.

[BloodAngel]

Delivering for roundtable pizza. you can go smoke a bowl/run errands/pick stuff up on every delivery and chill drinking soda/eating when there's no orders. I even sold weed to the people I was delivering to sometimes

[dukey]

surprised no ones said this, CAMP COUSELOUR! i actaully just play with kids all day. i help run a camp at our skatepark/playground so in the morning i teach kids the basics of skating, play tag on the playground, eat a free catered lunch, then go swimming. i get the 5-8 year olds, so they do whatever you tell them and don't talk back, so i chill with them all day. i don't need much authority andd it feels like i'm in the camp myself. and there's no boss or anything, so i do as i please.

and i deliver flowers, usually 2 a day, which is sweet.

[TXmazda]

i work at a sandwich place called Jimmy Johns, we deliver and I'm a delivery driver ... it's fun .... we're also next to a college so smoking with the customers is always a high point of my nights. Sadly they don't pay for my gas ... which sucks ... but on a good night I can pull $100-$150 ...

[TXmazda]

that's in tips, before my hourly (7.50)

[iwantFUEGO]

how do you do that? (grow marijuana for medical users?)

[sa368]

I probably have the worst possible: commissioned sales associate for Macy's. It can get quite comical sometimes however.

[Smatchimo]

dude, i used to be a pizza guy for a local business. it was the shit. all my frined would tip me with bong hits and whatnot. the owner was the coolest guy ever. we became hella good friends, but he got in a fatal accident and his sister took over. so i didnt stay for too long. stupidest shit ever :(

[budsmoker]

shit i would want 2 be one of those people who they pay 2 smoke bud so they can do tests and shit on u..your smoking weed and getting paid 2 4 it i cant think of a better job than that

[b33w]

i work at target as a cart attendant sometimes cashier. it's pretty chill cause i can just keep carts in the store and have my walkie on in case they need me and go blaze around the back or in my car or in the same centers theres a tobacco shop where they let stoners blaze at.