the what if game

[crudemood]

i'll keep it going
what if you were going to eat a human?

[cannabis campbell]

Edit: omfg you guys, the pages keep adding on. lmao im still trying to catch up.

lmao it just kept going

guess your glad then with all these replies :p

[Mista Sippi]

I'd die laughing.

What if I said, Goodnight guys, Theresa neds some fucking sleep? lol

i would reply "TO ALL ENEMIES OF THE MAGIC NINJA CLAN, BEWAAAARE" and promptly shake my shit to ricky martin
what if i wasn't so high?

[cannabis campbell]

i'll keep it going
what if you were going to eat a human?

Then i guess i would have to do it

what if one of your parents died and you had to eat them to live

[klonopin]

night rebgirl

[crudemood]

lmao it just kept going

guess your glad then with all these replies :p


yeah i just kind of skipped to the last page. screw you guys im going home.

[klonopin]

id say mom im sorry
what if pussy was horozontal?

[Mista Sippi]

Then i guess i would have to do it

what if one of your parents died and you had to eat them to live
i'd kill the other one and eat both cuz i'm a magic ninja
what if weed grew on trees??

[Eshelmen]

Then i guess i would have to do it

what if one of your parents died and you had to eat them to live

I`d laugh and cry

What if i said i wanna blaze with you in real life before i die?

[PsychedelicSins]

As the girl got older it would look like a frown...


What if hiliary clinton was the Anti-Christ?

[klonopin]

id be happy
what if pussy was horozontal

[Mista Sippi]

id say mom im sorry
what if pussy was horozontal?

i'd do it froggy style
what if police smoked herb?

[Eshelmen]

As the girl got older it would look like a frown...


What if hiliary clinton was the Anti-Christ?

Same thing that is going on now cause she ISS

What if Area-51 is where they make g13 ?

[Mista Sippi]

I`d laugh and cry

What if i said i wanna blaze with you in real life before i die?
i'd say meet me half way and bring some real shit
what if i said i had some cindy 99 crossed with northern lights that purpled up?

[klonopin]

wouldnt be such douches
what if you get raped in jail?

[Eshelmen]

i'd say meet me half way and bring some real shit
what if i said i had some cindy 99 crossed with northern lights that purpled up?

I`d say what street and town and city/country do you live on again?

What if it was mary jane way?

[Mista Sippi]

wouldnt be such douches
what if you get raped in jail?
i'll shank somebody and rape the neck hole
what if you had to wipe stephen hawkin's shitty ass crack with your bare hand?

[Eshelmen]

i'll shank somebody and rape the neck hole
what if you had to wipe stephen hawkin's shitty ass crack with your bare hand?

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I`mo ut guys late
you guys kill me

[Mista Sippi]

I`d say what street and town and city/country do you live on again?

What if it was mary jane way?
i'd steal my street sign
what if you accidently fucked your cousin?

[cannabis campbell]

i'll shank somebody and rape the neck hole
what if you had to wipe stephen hawkin's shitty ass crack with your bare hand?

LMFAO!!!

i would chop of my hand

what if you could never have a shower for the rest of your life?

[Mista Sippi]

LMFAO!!!

i would chop of my hand

what if you could never have a shower for the rest of your life?
i'd run naked and dirty and call myself the great bombaka
what if you got bit by the great bombaka?

[klonopin]

id move to west virginia oh wait i already live in wv
what if i said im fucking hungry

[Mista Sippi]

id move to west virginia oh wait i already live in wv
what if i said im fucking hungry
i'd ask who hungry is
what if the servers sucked?

[KEGS]

Would not mind What if You went to A party at the Playboy Mansion what would you bring:stoned:

[Mista Sippi]

Would not mind don't drink
What if You went to A party at the Playboy Mansion what would you bring

a pound of purp and a case of rubbers
what if my name was Crackhead T. Gobblecock?

[klonopin]

ld die laughing
what if your refresh button broke

[Mista Sippi]

ld die laughing
what if your refresh button broke
i'd buy a new one cuz i ball like that
what if you had nutz on your chin?

[KEGS]

1st not a bitch
what if i never been there befour how would i know what the fuck they call it

[klonopin]

id scratch them to look intelligent
what if gay people were aloud to get married to horses?

[klonopin]

#279 Jul-12-2006, 02:15
klonopin
Registered

Join Date: Jun-06-2006
Location: in the hills
Posts: 147



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

id scratch them to look intelligent
what if gay people were aloud to get married to horses?

[Mista Sippi]

id scratch them to look intelligent
what if gay people were aloud to get married to horses?
i'd start a gay horse marraige business and BE RICH
what if i filled my bong with the blood of a 16 year old virgin?

[KEGS]

I'd get a new key chain
What if you went to vagas an got married when you where high

[cannabis campbell]

i'd start a gay horse marraige business and BE RICH
what if i filled my bong with the blood of a 16 year old virgin?

you would get fucked up

what if u had to smoke a pcp blunt!

[Mista Sippi]

I'd get a new key chain
What if you went to vagas an got married when you where high
i'd claim her on my taxes then sell her to a french pimp
what if i sold your mom to a french pimp?

[klonopin]

wtf?
what if martians landed?

[klonopin]

lol

[Mista Sippi]

you would get fucked up

what if u had to smoke a pcp blunt!
i'd put some opium in with it and hope it would mellow me out
what if somebody laced your weed with crack and you ain't know?

[klonopin]

id be floating
what if you found out your dads gay?

[Mista Sippi]

id be floating
what if you found out your dads gay?
i'd call him queer
what my nuts smelled like roses and cherry ice cream?

[klonopin]

id be jealous
what if mary jane was called crack

[Mista Sippi]

id be jealous
what if mary jane was called crack
i'd smoke crack
what if i told you that I was the french pimp?

[klonopin]

i'd call him queer
what my nuts smelled like roses and cherry ice cream?
actually id get hungry

[klonopin]

my mom would be your whore
what if u new you were gonna get in a fight with a midget tommorow

[Mista Sippi]

my mom would be your whore
what if u new you were gonna get in a fight with a midget tommorow
i'd bring a cage with me and catch him
what if i rode this thread until it died?

[klonopin]

id say im wit you....its good for my post count lol
what if milk was bull semen?

[Mista Sippi]

id say im wit you....its good for my post count lol
what if milk was bull semen?
i'd be lactose intolerant
what if titties was square?

[klonopin]

some are? lol
what if vin diesel man handled u?

[Mista Sippi]

some are? lol
what if vin diesel man handled u?
i'd run like a little bitch then shoot him when he slippin
what if the homeboys round the corner ran a train on your old lady?

[klonopin]

id probaly know them and id start looking for another girl
what if the homboys around the corner ran a train on your mom

[Mista Sippi]

id probaly know them and id start looking for another girl
what if the homboys around the corner ran a train on your mom
i'd tape it and sell bootlegg copies of the dvd outside the porn shop
what if you shit your pants everytime you thought about sex?

[klonopin]

is wear diapers
what if your dick glowed in the dark

[tyrantowns]

It would give star wars a new meaning.
What if weed could grow by putting it in the microwave?

[klonopin]

id own 1,000,000,000,000,00,00 microwaves
what if your dog just shit on the shirt you were gonna wear tommorow cause mine just did

[bobbydabud]

id wear another shirt and tell my dog bad boy/girl How long is this thread goin to last?

what if we didnt have to sleep?

[klonopin]

id make sure this thread lasted forever
what if all churches were catholic?

[homestar]

I'd smoke a lot more pot.

What if stoners get off their asses and educate the public on the fallacy of government anti-marijuana propaganda???

[Mista Sippi]

I'd smoke a lot more pot.

What if stoners get off their asses and educate the public on the fallacy of government anti-marijuana propaganda???
it still wouldn't matter
what if mista sippi came back into this thread?

[Eshelmen]

it still wouldn't matter
what if mista sippi came back into this thread?

Then i come in:)

What if we locked our keys by a parade inside the car with windows locked and a lot of cops around and you are extremely baked?

[Eshelmen]

ha thats right pussies no replies now eh??? I DECLARE ESHELMEN THE JULY 11th thread winner subject-The what if thread-

Be gone now people

[yoda]

Then i come in:)

What if we locked our keys by a parade inside the car with windows locked and a lot of cops around and you are extremely baked?

id ask the cops nicely to lemme get in my car

what if 911 never happened

[Marlboroman]

Then I'd still have a job at the WTC.

What if you really grew hair on yer palms from jerking off?

[yoda]

id start beating it with my feet then.....

what if marlboroman smoked newports?

[Marlboroman]

id start beating it with my feet then.....

what if marlboroman smoked newports?

HEHE.. right on

[Reefer Rogue]

id start beating it with my feet then.....

what if marlboroman smoked newports?

I wouldn't be suprised.

What if Jimi Hendrix were still alive today?

[Genuine17]

He would still be revolutionizing (is that a word) guitar playing and he already did in the few years he was big

What if a pornstar walked into your room and asked to play chess would you try to make a move?

[Reefer Rogue]

He would still be revolutionizing (is that a word) guitar playing and he already did in the few years he was big

What if a pornstar walked into your room and asked to play chess would you try to make a move?

Yes, E-4.

What if Prez Bush never existed?

[yoda]

neither would the insane gas prices

what if babies could talk but adults just mumbled?

[dark0ne]

we would all sound drunk while babies gave weather reports, and news casts.

what if you could go back in time and change one thing what would it be?

[Puff Piff]

stop the ice age from happening..

what if we had to live with humongous dinosaurs today?

[yoda]

id have a pet pterodactly

what if pokemon inhabited the earth?

[dark0ne]

i would call some japanese kids over to catch them all!

if you made contact with an alien what would you say?

[yoda]

take me to your alienetic moon shrooms

what if cocaine never existed?

[Marlboroman]

take me to your alienetic moon shrooms

what if cocaine never existed?

The 80's would have sucked.

What if ALL flowers got you high?

[yoda]

id go into every garden and see whats the best(i got those dank dandelions)

what if jesus were still alive?

[JDiz]

I'd ask him to tell his followers to chill the fuck out and quit pushing their beliefs on everyone.

What if today was your last day on this planet?

[yoda]

id chill with all my friends then come back to my family

what if religion never existed?

[KoTToN MouTH]

if religion never existed neither would we. TRIP ON THAT.

what if we only had 20 second memory span

[Genuine17]

what was your question again

what if your vacumm attacked you right now?

[yoda]

then death to all vacuums

what if pirates ransacked your house now?

[klonopin]

id turn it off, then show it whos boss
what if a midget, catholic preist, and pee wee herman rubed u gently in your dreams but you couldnt wake up

[Marlboroman]

id turn it off, then show it whos boss
what if a midget, catholic preist, and pee wee herman rubed u gently in your dreams but you couldnt wake up

I'd say fuck it and go along for the ride.

What if yer belly button was a peep hole?

[crudemood]

id get to see things i would never be able to see

what if the world flushed their toilet all at the same time?

[Mista Sippi]

id get to see things i would never be able to see

what if the world flushed their toilet all at the same time?

the pope would turn into a giant heelamonster
what if i could shit golden bricks?

[bluedevilar4]

then you would buy alot of weed and smoke it all and be set for life as one of th e most happiest ppl alive

what would happen if ever one in the world smoked weed every day and every one was high as hell all the time?

[Mista Sippi]

then you would buy alot of weed and smoke it all and be set for life as one of th e most happiest ppl alive

what would happen if ever one in the world smoked weed every day and every one was high as hell all the time?

i'd smoke dope with tha pope
what if you grew an asshole on your elbow?

[Faultydesign]

Nothing would get done ever?

What if everyone put others ahead of themselves?

[PsychedelicSins]

Life wouldnt be fun anymore


What if you could manipulate space/time at will?

[Mista Sippi]

Life wouldnt be fun anymore


What if you could manipulate space/time at will?

i'd go back in time and bring this thread back
what if i did that 6 years from now and can tell you the future sucks?

[st0n3r]

i've waisted a heck of alot of time being happy and gettin stoned =) hehe

what if war and violence had never been created?

[SpiritLevel]

i've waisted a heck of alot of time being happy and gettin stoned =) hehe

what if war and violence had never been created?

Then I wouldn't have been sent to sort it out..

What if night never fell?

[st0n3r]

then the earth would get all bubbly and all warm and every1 will go YAY perfect to grow cannabis lol

what if cannabis becomes tollerated worldwide(like holland)?

[Mista Sippi]

then errbody'd be cool wif me
what if i brought this thread back from the dead?

[SpiritLevel]

Then I'd kill you thrice so it wouldn't happen again.

what if the knights of the round table owned a strip club?

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Then they'd spend all their time buying lap dances and jerking off instead off fighting the bad guys. :)

What if animals could talk?

[mojoke]

then i'd shank them in the face

what if all the crackheads united and started a riot?

[pokin smot]

i would pretend to be a crackhead, and steal guitars and shit.

what if smoking weed's punishment was death?

[dark0ne]

i would be shot.
what if we could breath underwater?

[SpiritLevel]

then i would want an underwater bong (and underwater lighter/fire delivery instrument)[and waterproof bud]

what if we couldn't (or didn't) breathe at all?

[Damon32]

Then we would have to "Eat" our reefer to get a buzz.

What color will all of the people in the United States be in the next 100 years from all of the cross race breeding that will increase thru the years?

By the way, I take no offense to interacial relations.... I think Black chicks are hot!! And Latin women have the finest booties!!

Holla'

[Its a Plant]

It'd be one messy clean-up.

What if every bad person burst into flames tomorrow?

[JohnnyRichter]

I dont understand the last question but im gonna keep this thing going anyway.
What if God was one of us....just a fool, like one of us?

[smoke it]

I would spaz

What if all religion demanded that we smoked one gram of weed every day?

[Mista Sippi]

I would spaz

What if all religion demanded that we smoked one gram of weed every day?

i'd be religious
what if television caused ass cancer?

[flamingskullballs]

i would wrap my ass in tin foil and watch telivision

what if you where stuck in 1100 AD Norway?

[pokin smot]

i would start a huge marijuana bussiness, growing, selling all around the world so it could be legal now, and my family would be rich

what if you were born rich and could afford all the weed you wanted?

[yoda]

i wouldnt be working for $6.60/hr

what if family guy or south park had never been created?

[crudemood]

i would find nothing funny otherwise. except for the simpsons.

what if depression never existed?

[yoda]

neither would zoloft, or insert more medications here

what if the alphabet had 10 letters?

[Lethal G]

Then we all would write shorter sentences.

What if the chicken really did come before the egg?

[highjinx]

does it "really" matter?

what strain are you smoking?

[yoda]

Then we all would write shorter sentences.

What if the chicken really did come before the egg?

as long as the chicken lasted longer than the egg, it doesnt matter

what if elmo wasnt ticklish?

[420somewhere]

Then no one would tickle Elmo...and no longer would pedaphiles (sp??) boink tickle-me-elmos just to get off to the childish giggles....

What if Marijuana was legalized in the states??? (I really am sorry if someone asked this already but I made it through like 5 pages and IM NOT reading the other 10 lol )

[Its a Plant]

We'd be a more mellow country with less fighting.

What if global warming was actually something to worry about, and the earth would be destroyed in a week?

[Mista Sippi]

We'd be a more mellow country with less fighting.

What if global warming was actually something to worry about, and the earth would be destroyed in a week?
i'd start smoking crack
what if weed tasted like barbequed ribs?

[yoda]

it would combine two of my loves(bbq and a blunt, mmmmmm)

what if cannabis.com didnt exist?

[Bong30]

id get laid every day, what if all people smoked weed?

-peace

you mean you guys dont get laid every day?

[Lethal G]

it would combine two of my loves(bbq and a blunt, mmmmmm)

what if cannabis.com didnt exist?

Then many people here would have nothing to do in their free time. :)

What if your real name was Super Moo?

[SpiritLevel]

Id change it to lethal G and hope no one noticed

What if the earth spun, not the other way, but the other other way?

[chisme]

what if i never smoked weed...

[Binzhoubum]

Then your lungs would be healthier...

What if president Bush snorted a line of ice off of Cheney's right breast?

[Lethal G]

(LMAO @ SpiritLevel's response to my last question!)

Then Bush would be really doped up and unable to breathe properly.

What if you could have anything you wanted?

[cannabis campbell]

Then i would have more weed

what if you could never wipe your ass

[beachguy in thongs]

Then I'd live in a sponge.

What if you swallowed your cigarette, while lit?
(Even if you don't smoke.)

[jrbennett]

Then it would probaley burn all the way down.

What if...

I rolled this fat blunt and smoked it while I was walking into the supreme court house and told everybody to kiss my ass?

[Lethal G]

then you would be arrested for having an illegal substance.

What if you were watching a scary movie and were zapped into the movie, making everything in the movie become real?

[yoda]

i wouldnt run into the woods

what if god was one of us?

[ahhshibal]

HE'D SMOKE CANNIBUS
WHAT IF YOU CAME UP ON A P?

[chisme]

ERM CAME UP ON A P?

[Lethal G]

If I came up on a P, I'd beat it up until it turned into a Q. :)

What if we were all made of wax and birdseed?

[nescient.punk]

What?

[SpiritLevel]

I'd have chunks missing from my head and dead blue tits at my feet

what if pussy was on the stock market?

[Thetrippinhippie]

i would probably have the clap..873 times. what if this thread was never made

[zeebo phillips]

Then the world would be 874 times empty.

What if e really didn't equal mc squared?

[MistaPoleeseMan]

MC Squared would not equal E.

What if cops wore pink and rode razor scooters?

[SpiritLevel]

The cops do round here, don't they where u r?

what if i can't fink of a what if?

[MistaPoleeseMan]

You should'nt say fink.

What if mustard got you really high?

[zeebo phillips]

Then I wouldn't have been sober throughout my elemantary years.

What if Big Bird was blue and Cookie Monster were yellow?

[Damon32]

then all of the toilets in the world would flush at the same time and we would be flooded in a world of shit and piss water (similar to New Orleans)

What if everyone quit jacking off for 30 days?

[yoda]

suicide hot-line phones would be ringing off the hook

what if guys had vaginas and gave birth?

[Binzhoubum]

Then women would complain less...

What if you couldn't log onto Cannabis.com anymore?

[Binzhoubum]

:confused: :confused: :confused: :smokin:

[Shannon]

Id have to find some other website to visit all day.

What if you found out the person you were dating was your long lost brother/sister?

[Shannon]

then all of the toilets in the world would flush at the same time and we would be flooded in a world of shit and piss water (similar to New Orleans)

What if everyone quit jacking off for 30 days?


Your answer was FUCKING funny!

[SpiritLevel]

I'd run to u shannon for advice and ask how U dealt with it

What if we get slapped in 2010 for all the times we took the piss in 2006?

[Damon32]

please elaborate?

[SpiritLevel]

What if I didn't post my plast post and Damon32 didn't ask me to elaborate and this thread continued without a month GAP?

[crudemood]

well it would still be alive
what if love never existed?

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

then I never existed.

What if we could remember every single thing we hear, see, taste, feel, and smell to the very details?

[slipknotpsycho]

then we'd have heads bigger then a small car..

what if your wife superglued your dick to your stomach.

[ziggy32]

than my wife would be dead

what if cops werent pigs?

[CanaDanKs Inc.]

then they would probably be giant rats

what if we didn't need to eat?

[tokinballer]

than i wouldnt spend half my money on food

what if your multimillion dollar grow just got raided.

[BabySnookums]

i would cry like a little pussy....

what if women could impregnate men?

[halfassedjediknight]

i would cry like a little pussy....

what if women could impregnate men?

then wed have some funky lookin weens!

what if cannabis.com never existed?!

[higher4hockey]

we never would have had this conversation.



what if your reality was like being high, and smoking weed made you sober?

[tokinballer]

well, it would be considered different sooo that would be high(sry i am right now)


what if you could desighn your own strain, what would you name it and what would be the crosses.

[crudemood]

then we'd create crudemoodalicious, crossed with my sexy genes (gotta have that) and oh lets just say mary jane, it'd be a lesbian strain!

what if the world ended tomorrow?

[slipknotpsycho]

what if? how do you answer something like that? lol.. it'd be the end... nothing more nothing less...

what if sexual organs were the same, but the birth parent was opposite....?

[mattisnotonfire]

what if? how do you answer something like that? lol.. it'd be the end... nothing more nothing less...

what if sexual organs were the same, but the birth parent was opposite....?

Then that would suck.

What if somebody told you tomorrow that you wasn't actually alive, you was a ghost. But you hadn't realised.

[slipknotpsycho]

then i'd learn to pick a penny up and slide it across a door

what if tomorrow you woke up and the movie the invasion was real (alien gene taking over the human body to make humans 'perfect') would you accept it or fight for the right to be human even tho you're offered peace once and for all...?

[Gennaro]

then nothing would happen , what if there was no black people in the world of universe just none what so ever and no terrorist ?

[Gennaro]

i would take it always press the big red button what if there were no black people in the universe from the start ?

[mattisnotonfire]

then nothing would happen , what if there was no black people in the world of universe just none what so ever and no terrorist ?


i would take it always press the big red button what if there were no black people in the universe from the start ?

Okay so I'm just gonna go ahead and ask... What did black people have to do with any of that?

What if somebody shot you in the dick and you couldn't experiance any pleasure anymore, ever?

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, if it was a booster shot, and, I could give females more pleasure than ever, I don't know...

What if you came home, took your shoes off, went to the couch to sit down, and there were two hundred roaches that looked like Fez off of "That 70's show"?

[ghosty]

I'd haul the couch to the backyard and torch it, then call an exterminator

What if you got stuck in a dream you couldnt escape?

[slipknotpsycho]

i'd actually be in a nightmare since 80% of my dreams are composed me almost being ablet o save my brother (i've noted it several times) but just not quite good enough/fast enough

what if you woke up tomorrow and you were 7 all over again?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'd sign up for Baseball.

What if your power went out, right now?

[Metaphor]

then i wouldnt be able to respond.

what if i didnt ask a question??

[Metaphor]

hahaha that last post was the 420'th reply in this thread. woo hoo.

[beachguy in thongs]

You didn't ask a question.

What if I was only allowed to ask questions?

[IThinkIamFeelingit]

There would be a lot of fucked up answers

What if there were no atmospheric pressure?

[Number 1 DJ]

if u asked that then i'd call u a nerd

what if everyone could chill like on a huge ass picknet blanket and every body would be minature and the food would be really big like from the cartoons

[jessem98]

what if i WAS THC, and we smoked humans (somehow).

[rocktheganj]

i would consider you very lucky cause humans arent illegal!

what if bush changed a law by some outrageous act of terror and served a third term??

[beachguy in thongs]

As long as he legalizes herb.

What if Bush pulled down his mask and was a hot supermodel?

[mattisnotonfire]

Then we'd not hear the end of it from the tabloids.

How does space exist? and what holds space?

[crudemood]

then life wouldnt end in 2012

what if there were no lies?

[skushh]

People would go crazy knowing the truth

What if gangs didnt exist?

[Trip06]

Life would be boring with out gangsters, we wouldnt get half our weed these days, Alcohol woulda been absolite during prohabition, Tupac woulda never screamed thug life, and I would never shot people with airsoft guns. damn.


what If no body killed anyone for like the last 1000 years?

[gocryemokid]

People would go crazy knowing the truth

What if gangs didnt exist?

The world would be that much better, and more peaceful.

What if Jim Morrison never did die...?

[TheSmokingMonkey]

...then he'd be alive.

What if gravity suddenly stopped existing?