the what if game

[crudemood]

so the idea of this game is to come up with any random idea and put it into a WHAT IF question. and then the next person will answer the question and come up with the next question and so on.
for example:

x says: what if the sky wasnt blue?
y says: it would be green, what if music i didnt exist?
z says: then alot of people would be so poor. etc

okay, i hope you get it.
my first question is.

what if god really existed?

[da haze meister]

i would have to believe in something
what if i smoked 1000000000g ina sitting

[cannabis campbell]

then you would die
what if humans could only live for 10 years

[Lightitup44]

id get laid every day, what if all people smoked weed?

-peace

[BlazinTreesX3]

that would be cool as hell and weed prices would be high and so would cookies.

What if ur computer blew up right now? (in my case a laptob)


:rasta: :smokin:

[Faultydesign]

I'd be pissed...what if we went back to the barter system?

[da haze meister]

that would be cool as hell and weed prices would be high and so would cookies.

What if ur computer blew up right now? (in my case a laptob)


:rasta: :smokin:
lol my brothers graphics card caught fire earlier rofl
it was 250 dollars

[puffpuffand away]

then id b dead...

what if weed was legal???


peace...

[Eshelmen]

then id b dead...

what if weed was legal???


peace...

i`d be happy

what if toilet paper never existed???

[slipknotpsycho]

I'd be pissed...what if we went back to the barter system?
things would actualy be worth their value instead of a name brand....

what if there were no guns ever made?

edit: >.< 2 people managed to post while i was posting... still not chaning mine tho...

[SmokingPlatypus]

Then it seems like actually peaceful diplomacy would be a possibility.. or is it possible that we would just find another way to exert our will over another, which is all that guns are really about?

What if one could decide, without a shadow of a doubt, that a god existed currently?

[james420]

build a church, i guess.

what if radioactive materials could only be transported by rowboat?

[bobbydabud]

we would all be mutans and live under ground

what if weed grew every where?

[stinkyganja69]

id b stoned , wat if all drugs were legal and healthy

[Az.]

There would be a lot of drug users....depends what you mean by healthy....haha
What would happen if
All you need to do to make babies was mix oxygen and sperm? (i think i made this question into a thread once)

[Kid Dynamite]

then we wouldnt need women.


what if germany had won the war?

[Markay]

I'd stil be saying fuck Hitler! The lunatic. or possibly dead.

What if your best friend told you he was an alien?

[yoda]

id give him away to the govt for money, which i would spend on weed

what if nobody ever died?

[Markay]

I think that is 100% unfeasible at the moment, i mean, think of all the sickness spread, over population. Would we get sick? I dunno, but sometimes its best to die.

What if being kicked in the balls was actually really nice?

[Big Calhoun]

Then there'd be a whole new sector in the sex industry market...

What if the idea of personal responsibility suddenly became 'cool'?

[Az.]

there would be very few cool people, or everyone would be really nice to each other

What if humans couldn't come into contact with each other, they simply passed through each other... (but we could still reproduce)(somhow)

[slipknotpsycho]

we'd all be a bunch of lonley fuckers lol...

what if there were no leaders in the world... no govt. no police <.<

[Genuine17]

we'd still be caveman

what if i ate cheese

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

then you could possibly have bad breathe

what if everyone wore the same coloured bandanas in gang related ghettos?

[Faultydesign]

You would have eaten something that rules.

What if everyone had telepathy?

[Big Calhoun]

You and Juggalo wouldn't have answered the same question.

What if we colonize the moon in the next 15-20 years?

[crudemood]

it would be war of the worlds eventually
what if weed never existed?

[klonopin]

id smoke crack,
what if a girl you liked had a dick?

[slipknotpsycho]

i wouldn't be liking her anymore.

what if every source of food became exhausted except for pinto beans?

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

then bring on the beans!


what if everyone had long hair?

[Fengzi]

then we couldn't tell who was a hippie and who wasn't

what if instead of dogs, people kept three toed sloths as pets?

[slipknotpsycho]

i wouldn't have a pet then lol....

what if you knew the world was ending tommorow?

[yoda]

id get fronted a ton of bud tonight, NOW!

what if there were no what if questions?

[SmokingPlatypus]

Then this thread would dissolve into pure nothingness.

What if George Bush wasn't a fucking idiot?

[da haze meister]

the world would be a much better place
what if you just now smoked 4 fat crack rocks?

[m.g.]

what if my aunt had balls?


s/he would come in here and smack the author of this silly topic...just might anyway for principles...sheesh

[rebgirl420]

the world would be a much better place
what if you just now smoked 4 fat crack rocks?

I would be the Mayor of Philadelphia.

What if you lost 3 fingers in a bizarre lawnmower accident?

[yoda]

id never cut the grass again

what if weed were legal in the US?

[blazenbabe]

I would never mow grass again.

What if the price of gas goes to 10.00 a gal.?

[rebgirl420]

it wouldnt be fun anymore.

what if you had to have sex with a 400 pound man every Sunday?

[yoda]

id know what it feels like to be oprah winfrey's bf....zing!

what if blondes were smart?

[rebgirl420]

Then guys wouldn't be getting laid as much

What if your walls could talk?

[yoda]

Then guys wouldn't be getting laid as much

What if your walls could talk?

lol, good answer

i would talk back to them, and wonder how i magically took acid w/o realizing it

what if jimi hendrix were still alive?

[rebgirl420]

Then the world would be a better place and Woodstock would still be cool.

What if you had a naked girl in your house right now?

[yoda]

i wouldnt be making up what if scenarios...

what if guys didnt hit on you online?

[rebgirl420]

Then every time I got on here to post it would be a boring night.

What if you had to be deaf and blind for one whole day?

[yoda]

id still hit on you, "baby you smell soo good"

what if there was no color?

[Thetrippinhippie]

then i guess i'd be used to it and wouldnt care. what if eating a sauteed fetus was a delicousy in the us?

[rebgirl420]

hahahaha cute hun, cute.

Then there would be no coloring books....and no point to doing acid.

What if you had to wear a speedo for the rest of your life?

[yoda]

id move to canada

what if guys wore bikinis, and girls wore speedos?

[Thetrippinhippie]

id move to canada

what if guys wore bikinis, and girls wore speedos?


then i wouldnt be bi, id be a full on lesbian, what if music was banned from the world

[yoda]

then i wouldnt be bi, id be a full on lesbian, what if music was banned from the world

there would be no reason to live

what if life was a constant acid trip?

[rebgirl420]

It would be a good life.

What if the world was over taken by Zombies like in Night of the Living dead?

[yoda]

id become a zombie and take over others

what if hitler took over the world?

[rebgirl420]

You'd be goose stepping.

What if you had no arms or legs?

[Thetrippinhippie]

i would cry..a lot. because i couldnt kill myself very easily. what if our next president was a gay black man with aids?

[yoda]

i couldnt type responses

what if all drugs were pure, no bullshit?

[Its a Plant]

id become a zombie and take over others

what if hitler took over the world?
Mustache's would still be in style.

What if television as we knew it no longer existed?

[yoda]

Mustache's would still be in style.

What if television as we knew it no longer existed?

thered be no crap on tv

what if we loooked like the peoiple in the simpsons?

[rebgirl420]

We'd be yellow.

What if you could only pee blood?

[Its a Plant]

My toilet would have red stains all over it.

What if your eyes could pop out of your sockets like Inspector Gadget?

[yoda]

id watch where i step

what if what if?

[rebgirl420]

hahaha then I could scare the shit outa people on the street.

What if you had to be amish?

[cannabis campbell]

then i dont know thats a tough one and its hurting my brain thinking about it coz im baked lol.

what if humans had no fingers!

[da haze meister]

bang (falls over)
what if you had to die>

[BlazinTreesX3]

Ur heart rate would have to be huge to make up for the pint loss every couple hours and beer would be ther most dangerous thing ever cuz u would die from blood loss after one night party.

What if someone found out u could smoke broccoli and its like weed would u stalk" up on them veggies?

[Its a Plant]

then veggies would be a lot more popular.

What if you were a famous rapper?

[rebgirl420]

Damn straight

What if you had X-ray vision?

[da haze meister]

wtf just happened

[Its a Plant]

I'd always walk into walls.

What if your hair all fell out right now?

[rebgirl420]

Then i'd have cancer again.

What if you were the opposite sex?

[Its a Plant]

Then shopping would appeal to me.

What if you were 3 ft. tall?

[rebgirl420]

Id be good at giving head AND being a drink holder at the same time.

What if you were Tom Cruise?

[Its a Plant]

I'd bitch-slap myself and go make Days of Thunder 2.

What if you lived in Africa?

[rebgirl420]

I'd have aids and I would be adopted by Angelina Jolie.

What if you had an orgasm every timed you sneezed?

[Its a Plant]

Haha. I'd have a thing of pepper around at all times.

What if Brad Pitt was your father ?

[Mista Sippi]

i'd be addicted to pepper
what if weed didn't get you high?

[rebgirl420]

I'd be into incest.

What if you could have anything you wanted?

[cannabis campbell]

Then i would never be sad

what if u had a dick!

[rebgirl420]

I'd be on webcam at 5am trying to show it to random girls....like all the people who have dicks.

What if you were homeless?

[Mista Sippi]

i'd live in a jar
what if i wasn't a loser?

[Its a Plant]

You'd be on MTV Cribs.

What if every first born child burst into flames?

[Mista Sippi]

i'd go to the hospital with a fork
what if cannabalism was mandatory?

[cannabis campbell]

Then there would be no humans

what if everything in life was FREE

[rebgirl420]

Then the economy would collapse.

What if you shit razor blades?

[Mista Sippi]

i would die of constipation
what if weed were blue?

[Its a Plant]

ahha, I'm too slow. go on without me. I'll catch up.. I think.

[cannabis campbell]

i would die of constipation
what if weed were blue?

then i would still smoke it
(heres a good one) what if this thread was just a way for people to get their post count up!

[rebgirl420]

Then my new favorite munchy would be shaving cream and pie.

What if you smelled like cat pee?

[Mista Sippi]

i'd kill the cat
what if dolphins ruled the earth?

[rebgirl420]

who cares aboot post count? Like who sits at home and thinks of ways to make it reach 100,00?

[rebgirl420]

wait, no...im sure someone does

[Mista Sippi]

wait, are we still playing the game?

[cannabis campbell]

Theres too many of us posting

at

the

same

time

maybe we should take it in turns?? :)

or quote every reply that your replying to

and make sure

that none of them

get missed

:)

[rebgirl420]

yeah, what if you spintaniously combusted every tuesday?

[Its a Plant]

haha. holy fuck.

edit - I agree with CC. Tooo fast.

[rebgirl420]

then who would play?

What if you were mexican?

[Mista Sippi]

yeah, what if you spintaniously combusted every tuesday?
smoke all my weed on monday
what if your parents were terrorists?

[rebgirl420]

smoke all my weed on monday
what if your parents were terrorists?


Then i'd call up homeland security.

what if you had ur jaw wired shut?

[Mista Sippi]

then who would play?

What if you were mexican?

i'd be hanging outside home deopot
what if you had a penis attached to your forehead?

[rebgirl420]

i'd be hanging outside home deopot
what if you had a penis attached to your forehead?

Then i'd say, "Gimme Head" all day.

What if you were a midget?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd be hanging outside home deopot
what if you had a penis attached to your forehead?

Then i would be a dickhead i suppose as they say lmao

What if you HAD to smoke a half oz of weed everyday?

[Mista Sippi]

Then i'd say, "Gimme Head" all day.

What if you were a midget?

i'd learn how to do backflips and i'd bite people
what if you had to fit a midget up your ass?

[cannabis campbell]

Then i'd say, "Gimme Head" all day.

What if you were a midget?

Then i would probably kill myself

What if we didn't have doors we had flaps like a cat has

[Mista Sippi]

Then i would be a dickhead i suppose as they say lmao

What if you HAD to smoke a half oz of weed everyday?
i'd have to cut back
what if you could only smoke 2 hits of weed everyday?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd learn how to do backflips and i'd bite people
what if you had to fit a midget up your ass?

Then i wouldn't know wtf to do! lmao

what if you had to be fucked up the ass by a 15" cock

[Eshelmen]

Then i would probably kill myself

What if we didn't have doors we had flaps like a cat has

IT WOULD SUCK BALLS THEN WE WOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN MADE DOORS

now...

What if dane cook was considered a fucking noob at comedy...HOW FUCKING GOOD CAN THEY COME SHITTT>..

[cannabis campbell]

i'd have to cut back
what if you could only smoke 2 hits of weed everyday?

Then i would be sad :( but its better than nothing

what if there was no cars, no trucks, airplanes, bikes, skateboards, nothing! just walking??

[Mista Sippi]

Then i wouldn't know wtf to do! lmao

what if you had to be fucked up the ass by a 15" cock
i'd find a 15" rooster with a small penis
what if you had your butthole sewn shut?

[Eshelmen]

i'd have to cut back
what if you could only smoke 2 hits of weed everyday?

i`d not smoke for 7 days and get lit with 14!!!!!

[cannabis campbell]

IT WOULD SUCK BALLS THEN WE WOULDNT HAVE EVEN BEEN MADE DOORS

now...

What if dane cook was considered a fucking noob at comedy...HOW FUCKING GOOD CAN THEY COME SHITTT>..

Then getting baked and watching comedy shows would be so hilarious!

What if we could not talk with our mouths and we had to use sign language

[cannabis campbell]

i'd find a 15" rooster with a small penis
what if you had your butthole sewn shut?

then i would make myself throw up after every meal

what if you had a TERRIBLE case of the munchies but no food at home
and too stoned to go somewhere and get food you were nearly dead and could barely walk?

[Eshelmen]

Then getting baked and watching comedy shows would be so hilarious!

What if we could not talk with our mouths and we had to use sign language

i`d be getting sex everyday

What if were all in the matrix?

[Mista Sippi]

Then getting baked and watching comedy shows would be so hilarious!

What if we could not talk with our mouths and we had to use sign language

i would have to keep my pimp hand strong
what if a bitch don't come correct?

[rebgirl420]

Then i wouldn't know wtf to do! lmao

what if you had to be fucked up the ass by a 15" cock


Then i'd be a VERY happy girl.

What if you had to kill your best friend?

[Mista Sippi]

then i would make myself throw up after every meal

what if you had a TERRIBLE case of the munchies but no food at home
and too stoned to go somewhere and get food you were nearly dead and could barely walk?

i'd eat my friend
what if you had to shit everytime you got an erection?

[cannabis campbell]

i`d be getting sex everyday

What if were all in the matrix?

Then i would be neo

what if we only lived till 20

[Mista Sippi]

Then i'd be a VERY happy girl.

What if you had to kill your best friend?

i'd do it outside, cuz somebody gotta clean that shit up
what if women weren't so stingy with the pussy?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd eat my friend
what if you had to shit everytime you got an erection?

then i would never be off the toilet lmao!

What if you could only masturbate or have sex once a month

[rebgirl420]

What if everyone on the message board had a huge orgy?

[cannabis campbell]

Then i'd be a VERY happy girl.

What if you had to kill your best friend?

Then i would do it lol

what if you had to fuck 10 guys in 1hr

[cannabis campbell]

What if everyone on the message board had a huge orgy?

then i would get to fuck you!

what if a midget tried to rape you

[Mista Sippi]

What if everyone on the message board had a huge orgy?

i'd bring the lube
what if somebody switched your lube for super glue?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd do it outside, cuz somebody gotta clean that shit up
what if women weren't so stingy with the pussy?

Then i would be a pimp

what if we didnt have legs but had wheels

[Eshelmen]

Then i would be neo

what if we only lived till 20

NO ALCOHOL ON OUR NEXT BIRTHDAY LEGALLY!!!
Fuck it doing legal things suck any ways
hehe

What if the fbi raids the drug dealers and shit and just slangs itback to the community as under cover drug dealers... and by doing this since were in debt they get money that we dont want to pay to them any more and their sucking it out of us with the only way...DRUGS

[rebgirl420]

i'd bring the lube
what if somebody switched your lube for super glue?

haha Then I guess u'd be stuck inside me :D lol

what if you had a 17 inch dick?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd bring the lube
what if somebody switched your lube for super glue?

Then i would look like an idiot

what if we could fly

[Mista Sippi]

haha Then I guess u'd be stuck inside me :D lol

what if you had a 17 inch dick?

i'd wonder what happened to the other 3 inches
what if you could give yourself head?

[cannabis campbell]

haha Then I guess u'd be stuck inside me :D lol

what if you had a 17 inch dick?

Then i would be like wtf where did the other 10 inches go

girl: What if you had a tiny pussy like your butthole
boy: What if you had a tiny 1inch cock

[cannabis campbell]

i'd wonder what happened to the other 3 inches
what if you could give yourself head?

I would still get a girl to do it its less work

what if we only had one eye

[Mista Sippi]

Then i would be like wtf where did the other 10 inches go

girl: What if you had a tiny pussy like your butthole
boy: What if you had a tiny 1inch cock
i'd keep it in a jar in my basement
what if you got raped by an aids infested transvestite?

[rebgirl420]

Then i would be like wtf where did the other 10 inches go

girl: What if you had a tiny pussy like your butthole
boy: What if you had a tiny 1inch cock


Then sex would be enjoyable, yet painful.

What if every thread on cannabis.com turned into a sex convo?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd keep it in a jar in my basement
what if you got raped by an aids infested transvestite?

I would kill myself

what if there was no tv

[Mista Sippi]

I would kill myself

what if there was no tv

i'd kill myself
what if you killed yourself?

[cannabis campbell]

Then sex would be enjoyable, yet painful.

What if every thread on cannabis.com turned into a sex convo?

Then i would be happy lmao

what if shoes were never invented

[rebgirl420]

I would kill myself

what if there was no tv


Id die of boredom.

What if the last person u fucked was a tranny?

[Mista Sippi]

Then i would be happy lmao

what if shoes were never invented

i'd want my 130 bucks back for my jordans
what if you had to stay the night at michael jackson's house NAKED?

[cannabis campbell]

Id die of boredom.

What if the last person u fucked was a tranny?

then i would of probably of been on acid

what if you were always high

[Mista Sippi]

Id die of boredom.

What if the last person u fucked was a tranny?

i'd get my money back
what if i didn't have to pay for sex?

[rebgirl420]

i'd want my 130 bucks back for my jordans
what if you had to stay the night at michael jackson's house NAKED?


I'd be okay cuz' im a girl.

What if you made a thread and no one posted on it?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd want my 130 bucks back for my jordans
what if you had to stay the night at michael jackson's house NAKED?

I would steal all of his clothes

what if all the beautiful girls in the world wanted to fuck you

[Mista Sippi]

then i would of probably of been on acid

what if you were always high

i'd save a lot of money
what if you were always trippin

[cannabis campbell]

i'd get my money back
what if i didn't have to pay for sex?

you would be a very rich man lol

what if prostitutes were beautiful

[rebgirl420]

I would steal all of his clothes

what if all the beautiful girls in the world wanted to fuck you


Then i'd wanna fuck u lol

what if your next door neighbor wanted your body?

[Mista Sippi]

I would steal all of his clothes

what if all the beautiful girls in the world wanted to fuck you

i'd wake up
what if all the ugly members of the opposite sex had to fuck you

[cannabis campbell]

I'd be okay cuz' im a girl.

What if you made a thread and no one posted on it?

I would keep saying bump

what if we can get 500 posts on this thread!

[cannabis campbell]

i'd save a lot of money
what if you were always trippin

I would invent a drug which makes you sober

what if we slept for 20 hours a day

[Mista Sippi]

Then i'd wanna fuck u lol

what if your next door neighbor wanted your body?

i'd tell him he couldn't have it
what if when you got caught smokin weed the government chopped off your naughty bits?

[Eshelmen]

I would keep saying bump

what if we can get 500 posts on this thread!

I`d say your trying to hard


What if we got 400??

[rebgirl420]

I would keep saying bump

what if we can get 500 posts on this thread!


Then i'll get naked, run out of my house and scream, "500 POSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then run back inside.

What if you were gay?

[cannabis campbell]

Then i'd wanna fuck u lol

what if your next door neighbor wanted your body?

I would give it to her lol

what if you had to fuck a 80 year old man for 500$$$

[cannabis campbell]

i'd wake up
what if all the ugly members of the opposite sex had to fuck you

then i would kill myself

what if this thread never dies

[Eshelmen]

I would give it to her lol

what if you had to fuck a 80 year old man for 500$$$

I`d say show me the money and pay for the interest on me waiting for that old fuck to come over here

What if masturbation was the cause for cancer?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd tell him he couldn't have it
what if when you got caught smokin weed the government chopped off your naughty bits?

then they might aswell kill me because im no use anymore

what if you could never have babies

[rebgirl420]

then i would kill myself

what if this thread never dies


Then it would be worse than a "Snakes on a plane" thread

What if the person who posted before u was naked in ur house?

[Mista Sippi]

I would give it to her lol

what if you had to fuck a 80 year old man for 500$$$
i'd prolly do it for 100
what if you had to suck honey out of a 80 year old woman with downs syndrome?

[cannabis campbell]

I`d say your trying to hard


What if we got 400??

then that would be cool

what if u got banned?

[Eshelmen]

Then it would be worse than a "Snakes on a plane" thread

What if the person who posted before u was naked in ur house?

I dunno it would be funy

What if the person who just asked that was a FREEEAK?

[rebgirl420]

i'd prolly do it for 100
what if you had to suck honey out of a 80 year old woman with downs syndrome?


Then you would have done what I did three nights ago.

What if you had both male and female sex organs?

[cannabis campbell]

Then i'll get naked, run out of my house and scream, "500 POSTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then run back inside.

What if you were gay?

i would turn straight thats digusting

what if you had to have a threesome with a member of the same sex?

[KoTToN MouTH]

this is only my second post so i wouldnt trip

What if ur ass had 3 holes?

[Eshelmen]

then that would be cool

what if u got banned?

Join me at baked.com?

What if i say i love cannabis.com ;)








that oughta work;)

[cannabis campbell]

I`d say show me the money and pay for the interest on me waiting for that old fuck to come over here

What if masturbation was the cause for cancer?

no one would get caner

what if instead of throwing up it all came outta our ass

[rebgirl420]

I dunno it would be funy

What if the person who just asked that was a FREEEAK?


then ur right.

What if you had to watch one tv show for the rest of your life, wat would it b?

[Mista Sippi]

Then you would have done what I did three nights ago.

What if you had both male and female sex organs?

i'd have to go fuck myself

what if everytime you had an orgasm somebody you know died?

[cannabis campbell]

Then it would be worse than a "Snakes on a plane" thread

What if the person who posted before u was naked in ur house?

well i dont know who it was but if it was u i would fuck you all over the house

what if i did that to u ^^

[Eshelmen]

then ur right.

What if you had to watch one tv show for the rest of your life, wat would it b?

i`d make my own tv show and watch it

What if comedy central was taken off the air?

[rebgirl420]

i'd have to go fuck myself

what if everytime you had an orgasm somebody you know died?


then i'd be a very sad and lonely person.

What if you won the lottery?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd prolly do it for 100
what if you had to suck honey out of a 80 year old woman with downs syndrome?

i would run and never STOP!!!

what if you had to fuck a dog!

[cannabis campbell]

Then you would have done what I did three nights ago.

What if you had both male and female sex organs?

i would always have fun

what if you ALWAYS had to be naked!

[rebgirl420]

well i dont know who it was but if it was u i would fuck you all over the house

what if i did that to u ^^


I'd scream ur name and bite ur neck while pulling ur hair.

What if you had to work at Blockbuster for the rest of your life.

[Eshelmen]

i would run and never STOP!!!

what if you had to fuck a dog!

My bitch is a dog enough said

What if satan was god and god was satan?? WHO HAS THE MIND TRICKS NOW HUH???

[Mista Sippi]

i would run and never STOP!!!

what if you had to fuck a dog!

i'd lube it up
what if you had to be fucked by a dog?

[cannabis campbell]

I'd scream ur name and bite ur neck while pulling ur hair.

What if you had to work at Blockbuster for the rest of your life.

i would steal all the porno's

what if i had to fuck rebgirl and you had to watch :D

[rebgirl420]

i'd lube it up
what if you had to be fucked by a dog?

I'd piss off members of PETA

What if you had to be hit by a car?

[Eshelmen]

i'd lube it up
what if you had to be fucked by a dog?


You deserve it if you get in that situation

what if jesus was a female

[cannabis campbell]

i'd lube it up
what if you had to be fucked by a dog?

damn i dont know what i would do scream like a bitch! lmao

what if you had to be fucked by an elephant?

[Mista Sippi]

I'd scream ur name and bite ur neck while pulling ur hair.

What if you had to work at Blockbuster for the rest of your life.

i'd start selling crack
what if the mexican mafia wanted to pimp you out for $20 a hole?

[cannabis campbell]

I'd piss off members of PETA

What if you had to be hit by a car?

i would make sure that i didn't die

what if you had to be fucked by ANYONE in the world who would it be

[rebgirl420]

damn i dont know what i would do scream like a bitch! lmao

what if you had to be fucked by an elephant?


I'd say what fucked up zoo or circus are you at?

What if sex didn't exist?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd start selling crack
what if the mexican mafia wanted to pimp you out for $20 a hole?

i would take them out

what if i had a gun to your face forcing you to suck my cock right now

[Mista Sippi]

damn i dont know what i would do scream like a bitch! lmao

what if you had to be fucked by an elephant?
i'd have a 3 ft asshole
what if aliens probed your ass and impregnated you with alien babies?

[Eshelmen]

damn i dont know what i would do scream like a bitch! lmao

what if you had to be fucked by an elephant?


chop it off with the barbed wired handcuffs i`m in

What if our lives is just one whole big lsd vision?

[rebgirl420]

i would make sure that i didn't die

what if you had to be fucked by ANYONE in the world who would it be


hmmmmm haha

What if you could have 100 million dollars?

[cannabis campbell]

I'd say what fucked up zoo or circus are you at?

What if sex didn't exist?

then we wouldn't be here

what if you had to watch your grandma and grandad have sex

[klonopin]

id say.......ok?yea id say ok
what if snow was made of coke and rain was acid

[Mista Sippi]

i would take them out

what if i had a gun to your face forcing you to suck my cock right now
i'd act like i was deaf
what if you had to shoot me?

[cannabis campbell]

hmmmmm haha

What if you could have 100 million dollars?

I would invest it in drugs and sex :D

what if you could pick your cock size or pick a size of a cock to be fucked by what would it be

[rebgirl420]

then we wouldn't be here

what if you had to watch your grandma and grandad have sex


id kill myself

what if u im'd me?

[Eshelmen]

hmmmmm haha

What if you could have 100 million dollars?
I`d have it faster than you asked that question when i first knew i could takeit

what i jfk,tupac and bob marley and all them are in jamaicca just chillen?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd act like i was deaf
what if you had to shoot me?

i probably wouldn't do it

what if you had to kiss a person of the same sex for 1hr

[cannabis campbell]

I`d have it faster than you asked that question when i first knew i could takeit

what i jfk,tupac and bob marley and all them are in jamaicca just chillen?

i would wanna join them

what if there was a strain of weed which gets you stoned as FUCK for 24 hours

[rebgirl420]

i probably wouldn't do it

what if you had to kiss a person of the same sex for 1hr


Id say film it and put it on ebay.

What if you had to choose a way to die tommorow?

[cannabis campbell]

id kill myself

what if u im'd me?

haha then you would have to get msn :P

what if i wanted cam 2 cam :P

[Eshelmen]

id kill myself

what if u im'd me?

what if i said you guys are the lamest people for flirting with each other on a cannabis forum

What if there was no such thing as goverments? hehe

[Mista Sippi]

I would invest it in drugs and sex :D

what if you could pick your cock size or pick a size of a cock to be fucked by what would it be
i'd have a 31 inch cock and i'd carry it on my shoulders. or have somebody carry it for me
what if you had to carry my 31 inch cock?

[cannabis campbell]

Id say film it and put it on ebay.

What if you had to choose a way to die tommorow?

i would pick in my sleep

what if you had to fuck an animal which animal would it be

[rebgirl420]

haha then you would have to get msn :P

what if i wanted cam 2 cam :P


Well i'd say I don't have msn but I DO have a cam lol

What if you were Mrs.Pacman?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd have a 31 inch cock and i'd carry it on my shoulders. or have somebody carry it for me
what if you had to carry my 31 inch cock?

ask for a damn pay rise every week

what if you had to be a sex slave for ever

[Mista Sippi]

i would pick in my sleep

what if you had to fuck an animal which animal would it be
i've always wanted to fuck a platypus.
what if every woman was required to give head to a guy instead of shake their hand?

[rebgirl420]

ask for a damn pay rise every week

what if you had to be a sex slave for ever

I'd say maybe.

What if I said that i'm finnally coming down from my high and am tired as hell?

[cannabis campbell]

what if i said you guys are the lamest people for flirting with each other on a cannabis forum

What if there was no such thing as goverments? hehe

haha

then everyone would smoke weed

what if i told you 2 smoke 10 blunts in a row now

[Mista Sippi]

haha

then everyone would smoke weed

what if i told you 2 smoke 10 blunts in a row now

i'd say roll em up tanto
what if i had three penises?

[cannabis campbell]

I'd say maybe.

What if I said that i'm finnally coming down from my high and am tired as hell?

I would say get some sleep

what if you had to marry someone and stay 100% faithful to him/her for the rest of your life and never even look or think about another person, EVER

[Eshelmen]

haha

then everyone would smoke weed

what if i told you 2 smoke 10 blunts in a row now

i`d say i only have an eighth


What if we actually did get to 500 ?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd say roll em up tanto
what if i had three penises?

you would be a freak and also a famous porn star

what if we all get our post counts up to more than beachguy in thong's

[klonopin]

depends on whom?

[cannabis campbell]

i`d say i only have an eighth


What if we actually did get to 500 ?

Then we would be famous

what if this thread got deleted lmao!

[rebgirl420]

I would say get some sleep

what if you had to marry someone and stay 100% faithful to him/her for the rest of your life and never even look or think about another person, EVER


I'd say fine, if you love someone thats what u SHOULD do. Tho just b/c ur married or dating doesn't mean ur dead. You can still look and think, just don't act on it.

What if I say I need a hug and some more pot.

[klonopin]

id have nothing to do

[Mista Sippi]

I'd say fine, if you love someone thats what u SHOULD do. Tho just b/c ur married or dating doesn't mean ur dead. You can still look and think, just don't act on it.

What if I say I need a hug and some more pot.
i'd say come get it
what if everyone farted blue smoke?

[rebgirl420]

i'd say come get it
what if everyone farted blue smoke?


Then it would be magical.

What if you could blow up one building what would it be?

[cannabis campbell]

I'd say fine, if you love someone thats what u SHOULD do. Tho just b/c ur married or dating doesn't mean ur dead. You can still look and think, just don't act on it.

What if I say I need a hug and some more pot.

I would give a hug emoticon if there was one and sell you some pot if i lived nearer

what if i was sellin oz's of weed for $1 but i lived in Africa

[Mista Sippi]

Then it would be magical.

What if you could blow up one building what would it be?

hinds county detention center
what if you could get away with killing one person?

[KoTToN MouTH]

this thread is FLYING..

What if u were to drink synthetic pee.. would it be like drinking piss.

[Eshelmen]

I would give a hug emoticon if there was one and sell you some pot if i lived nearer

what if i was sellin oz's of weed for $1 but i lived in Africa

i`d be you friend and not have you sell me weed for a dollar but for free:)

What if we werent high right now?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd say come get it
what if everyone farted blue smoke?

Then that would be hilarious

what if when humans kissed our tongues extended to 20inches and could go down the other person throat

[Mista Sippi]

I would give a hug emoticon if there was one and sell you some pot if i lived nearer

what if i was sellin oz's of weed for $1 but i lived in Africa
you would be an african booty scratcher
what if i was really your mom?

[rebgirl420]

I would give a hug emoticon if there was one and sell you some pot if i lived nearer

what if i was sellin oz's of weed for $1 but i lived in Africa


i'd say I already have 2 dealers AND grow...don't need ur african voodoo pot lol

What if you had to wear a mini skirt for the rest of ur life?

[cannabis campbell]

Then it would be magical.

What if you could blow up one building what would it be?

my ex's house with her in it

what if you could wish one person dead who would it be?

[rebgirl420]

i`d be you friend and not have you sell me weed for a dollar but for free:)

What if we werent high right now?


psh i'd be watching adult swim and reading my cosmopolitain

What if you had 6 legs and 3 and a half arms?

[cannabis campbell]

i'd say I already have 2 dealers AND grow...don't need ur african voodoo pot lol

What if you had to wear a mini skirt for the rest of ur life?

i would pretend to be a woman

what if you grew a beard and had to keep it

[Mista Sippi]

my ex's house with her in it

what if you could wish one person dead who would it be?

my ex wife
what if i posted nude pics of my ex wife on cannabis.com?

[Mista Sippi]

psh i'd be watching adult swim and reading my cosmopolitain

What if you had 6 legs and 3 and a half arms?

i'd play basketball
what if sex made you go bald?

[rebgirl420]

my ex's house with her in it

what if you could wish one person dead who would it be?


Al Gore and Al Sharpton....along with all those crazy left wing nut jobs and most of the right wing nuts.....long live the Libatarian party!!


What if you were president?

[Eshelmen]

i would pretend to be a woman

what if you grew a beard and had to keep it

i`d say i`ve been trying to grow for 6 fucking years"Hair that is;)"



What if you were blackmailed by someone?

[rebgirl420]

my ex wife
what if i posted nude pics of my ex wife on cannabis.com?


Id laugh until I pissed myself.


What if you were dying of a disease?

[klonopin]

d try to legalize pot
what if you gained 300 pounds overnight?

[cannabis campbell]

Al Gore and Al Sharpton....along with all those crazy left wing nut jobs and most of the right wing nuts.....long live the Libatarian party!!


What if you were president?

Well i would definately make weed legal

what if you had to kill one person everyday

[rebgirl420]

d try to legalize pot
what if you gained 300 pounds overnight?


become bullemic.

What if you caught ur mom masterbauting?

[rebgirl420]

Well i would definately make weed legal

what if you had to kill one person everyday


my life would be easier.

what if you were Hitler?

[cannabis campbell]

i`d say i`ve been trying to grow for 6 fucking years"Hair that is;)"



What if you were blackmailed by someone?

I would kill them

what if you were in a coke debt 1000$ and didnt have the money

[cannabis campbell]

become bullemic.

What if you caught ur mom masterbauting?

I wouldnt be able to stop laughing lmaooo

What if a video of u masturbating over porn got out and all your friends seen it

[rebgirl420]

I would kill them

what if you were in a coke debt 1000$ and didnt have the money


wouldnt happen i only smoke pot.

What if there were such things as drugs?

[Eshelmen]

I would kill them

what if you were in a coke debt 1000$ and didnt have the money

I`d overdose on heroin


What if Leprachauns were real?

[klonopin]

id find the gold
what if unicorns were real?

[cannabis campbell]

my life would be easier.

what if you were Hitler?

I would get plastic surgery

what if you were a porn star and you had to fuck 1000 people in a day

[cannabis campbell]

I`d overdose on heroin


What if Leprachauns were real?

I would keep one as a pet

what it you had to die for the one you love

[Mista Sippi]

d try to legalize pot
what if you gained 300 pounds overnight?

i'd smoke half and sell half
what if i was a magic fucking ninja?

[Eshelmen]

I would get plastic surgery

what if you were a porn star and you had to fuck 1000 people in a day

If i were a girl i`d be loose as a goose

What if i say a whole bottle of febreeze used in a recent hot boxed car didnt do shit to the stench?

[rebgirl420]

i'd smoke half and sell half
what if i was a magic fucking ninja?


I'd die laughing.

What if I said, Goodnight guys, Theresa neds some fucking sleep? lol

[klonopin]

my dick would be sore
what if you found out all your friends died in a terrorist attack?

[Eshelmen]

I'd die laughing.

What if I said, Goodnight guys, Theresa neds some fucking sleep? lol

Then i say good smoke session
Tomorrow about this time? you down smoke again?

What if i said make it 9 pm sharp

[cannabis campbell]

i'd smoke half and sell half
what if i was a magic fucking ninja?

I would make you give me free weed

what if you were the richest person in the world

[Mista Sippi]

If i were a girl i`d be loose as a goose

What if i say a whole bottle of febreeze used in a recent hot boxed car didnt do shit to the stench?
i'd believe you
what if my bong wasn't the shit?

[crudemood]

Edit: omfg you guys, the pages keep adding on. lmao im still trying to catch up.

[klonopin]

I would get plastic surgery

what if you were a porn star and you had to fuck 1000 people in a day
wow my bad i was replying to this night.

[cannabis campbell]

I'd die laughing.

What if I said, Goodnight guys, Theresa neds some fucking sleep? lol

I would say goodnight :) lol

what if this thread went on forever

[rebgirl420]

Then i say good smoke session
Tomorrow about this time? you down smoke again?

What if i said make it 9 pm sharp



I'd say thanks, and that you can bet ur sweet ass i'll be here to toke up again 2morrow.

NIGHT EVERYONE!!!

[Eshelmen]

i'd believe you
what if my bong wasn't the shit?

Impossible cause your bong IS DA SHIT


what if ketchup was made from baby squid?