BloodAngel
07-10-2006, 02:00 AM
(The following is typed completely from the top of my head)
I just saw this commercial... "The guy who invented sliced bread... didn't invent bread... he didn't invent slicing... he just combined them"
Think about it people, sliced bread kicks ass. You can't make sandwiches without sliced bread, you'd use the whole damn loaf and look like a retard. Bread alone is kickass, and slicing alone is kickass, and putting them together makes them even MORE kickass. THEN YOU ADD TOMATO AND MEAT AND STUFF AND MAKE A KICKASS SANDWICH!!
So adding shit to shit makes shit more kickass?
(stoner math)
S¹+S²+S³=Super Cool
Hmm.,. What if we take something super cool like a pipe but with a hella fat chamber but with water in it so the smok.... fuck that's a bubbler nevermind
wouldn't it be cool to be a fish? You just float there all day opening and closing your mouth with crystal clear water flowing all around you and just being like... "fish man... just be a fish"
That reminds me of this time in Pre-Calc class, we came up with the word "frosting"
It's like Chilling to the extreme. Being so lazy that it almost hurts. You'd be a frosted fish man...
So like, North Korea's got missiles now, eh? Why would they fire them at us anyway? Mutual assured destruction... No one's crazy enough to fire. I don't want to start any debates, next subject.
Have you ever seen the original Batman Movie from like 1966 with Adam West? There's this scene where he's hanging from a helicopter over the ocean and this shark like swallows his whole leg, so he starts kicking it and stuff, then yells "Robin, give me the shark repellent bat-spray." WHAT THE HELL IS SHARK RELEPPENT?! rofl..
I think I'm about done for now. I like to tell stories when I'm high, but my high is already kinda fading :X
I just saw this commercial... "The guy who invented sliced bread... didn't invent bread... he didn't invent slicing... he just combined them"
Think about it people, sliced bread kicks ass. You can't make sandwiches without sliced bread, you'd use the whole damn loaf and look like a retard. Bread alone is kickass, and slicing alone is kickass, and putting them together makes them even MORE kickass. THEN YOU ADD TOMATO AND MEAT AND STUFF AND MAKE A KICKASS SANDWICH!!
So adding shit to shit makes shit more kickass?
(stoner math)
S¹+S²+S³=Super Cool
Hmm.,. What if we take something super cool like a pipe but with a hella fat chamber but with water in it so the smok.... fuck that's a bubbler nevermind
wouldn't it be cool to be a fish? You just float there all day opening and closing your mouth with crystal clear water flowing all around you and just being like... "fish man... just be a fish"
That reminds me of this time in Pre-Calc class, we came up with the word "frosting"
It's like Chilling to the extreme. Being so lazy that it almost hurts. You'd be a frosted fish man...
So like, North Korea's got missiles now, eh? Why would they fire them at us anyway? Mutual assured destruction... No one's crazy enough to fire. I don't want to start any debates, next subject.
Have you ever seen the original Batman Movie from like 1966 with Adam West? There's this scene where he's hanging from a helicopter over the ocean and this shark like swallows his whole leg, so he starts kicking it and stuff, then yells "Robin, give me the shark repellent bat-spray." WHAT THE HELL IS SHARK RELEPPENT?! rofl..
I think I'm about done for now. I like to tell stories when I'm high, but my high is already kinda fading :X