FUCK THE POLICE!

[hahaitsdoogle]

I wrote out a rhyme..

Wanna know about this rant your ganna hear, you wanna know, because its just so clear. I got pulled over, in nothing but my pants, i waas running down the road, and i take a glance.. all i can see, is light, a flashlight in my eyes, but at first, all i could see is despise. You see a cop, he seen me jogging, i was smoking a cigarette, my minds gone soggy. He says what are you doing, i say smoking a fag, he says you cant do that, and why, why i say, to this hag. He says its illegal son, so i stepped on my square, he says put your hands on head, i do it, saying nothing, but a stare.. he pats me down... he says WHATS THIS, i say dunno, as he reaches in my poket, he pulls away quicklyi reply its a pencil, he says your lucky it didnt stick me he says get in the car, he opens the door, i sit flat flat on the floor, you see the cop cars have no seats, so i smashed my ass, and it hurts with a beat.










T-0100 ( or otherwise known as ) 1:30 AM

Im fucking wired but in the same moment, im tired and want to sleep.

I live in a laidback part of michigan... Oakland County.

But today, i was in Westland, a suburb of detroit.

So im tired.. but wired. I think, hey i'll do what i always do at home, go for a jog...

So i write my mom a note, because if she wakes up and doesent see me shes ganna tweak... mom im goin for a jog, its 130 expect me back by 215..

2 minutes into my jog, i pass 7 11 and a cop goes by...

and does a U-Turn.

^-- then the story above happens..

Okay, i get a ticket for Jogging after curfew.

GAY

GAY

GAY 1/2

GAY 2 1/2

GAY FUCKING TIMES A MILLION.

FUCK THE POLICE.

[james420]

how dare they enfore the law.

but really thats shitty. cops are dicks. i got a ticketfor jaywalking to catch a bus. and i missed the bus. so i got to stare at a nice ticket while i waited 45 mins for the next bus.

[death of sXe]

fuck the police

[Its a Plant]

At least you weren't drunk though. Then you'd be in a shitload of trouble.

[hahaitsdoogle]

haha, i dunno if i mentioned my cocky remark to his " you smell like liquor, how many have you had tonight "

haha, i goo man, those faygo got me tipsy.

[death of sXe]

Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Fuck the police (4X)

[Its a Plant]

*applause*

[TMBGoofball]

You got a ticket for JOGGING? Doesn't that seem a little bit fucked up to you?

[Big Calhoun]

Jogging after curfew!?!?!? What kind of bullshit is that!?!?!? What if you work at night, sleep during the day, so at night is the only time you can jog? Such bullshit!

[The Colonel]

yeah!

[Nochowderforyou]

You're so gangsta. :p

[billballard]

yo hahaitsdoogle IM or email me
[email protected]

[1234abcd]

stupid, at least you didn't get a 96 in 65 ticket...thats gonna cost me 3 bills plus I gotta go to court..plus my truck dont even go that fucking fast...he got me on a DOWNHILL...FUCK THE POLICE

[Big Calhoun]

stupid, at least you didn't get a 96 in 65 ticket...thats gonna cost me 3 bills plus I gotta go to court..plus my truck dont even go that fucking fast...he got me on a DOWNHILL...FUCK THE POLICE

Hey, be happy...in some states, they can arrest you and impound your vehicle for going that fast.

[Skink]

Cops today in rural suburban America are mainly "dick" fund raisers... Gotta be a dick when you enjoy your job being a dick all day...

[TMBGoofball]

Thing is, it's all part of survival. I do despise the work of cops and wouldn't mind if they were to accidentally choke on my scrotum, but I'd still be a dick if I were one.

[Big Calhoun]

I don't have any problems with cops. I've been stopped and had shit in my car or whatever, but they don't ask to search. I just act like I would during any other normal stop and remain very respectful. Usually ends up with a warning and a quick "Please drive safely".

My attitude is this: Cops have better things to do with their time then to knit pick. You don't give them a hard time and usually they don't give you one. And I lived in New Jersey...racial profiling capitol of the U.S. The 2 run-ins that I had with State Police...nice as pie...warnings both times.

[DE.Db33t]

But if wasnt for the police who would protect us?

Hah!

[jamstigator]

I got arrested for a WWI (Walking While Intoxicated) while in Turkey. The ironic part of that is, I had staggered to within 100 feet of my apartment and would easily have made it home without any problems if they hadn't arrested me. The Turkish cops were actually trying to help me, but I was too drunk to speak Turkish at the time and they didn't know English, so they just arrested me.

[geonagual]

Like he said


FUCK THE POLICE!

Do the...

Donut shop ROCK!

[pumpkin]

WESTLAND IS GAY.

Why are you rapping about police and shit? That's GhEtToooo
:)

[hahaitsdoogle]

I wasnt rapping, i was writting poetry.

rappin woulda been like this, a lil more far-fetched...

a cop wooped me, i stood there, said woopy doodpy,

pulled out my glock, pointed at his cock,

pop pop pop, down he dropped..

so now he on the floor, i smash his chin some more...

pop pop pop, his jaw dropped...

[ToDrunkToFish]

Dude I live in Plymouth, right next to Westland, Westland cops are dicks. Honestly I cant even begin.

[XTC]

Writing poetry? Don't quit your day job..... whatever that is.

[Its a Plant]

lol.

Who said any poetry was bad? It's poetry. How can it be bad? All poetry is art.

[kefkataus]

you want a poem well here is one for ya

Here i sit broken hearted
Had to shit but only farted
I just wasted my time, my only chance
Oh my god, i just shit my pants
:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

[Its a Plant]

haha, yes, see, that's fuckin' art.

Love it.

[Synthesizer Man]

FUCK THE POLICE INDEED, ESPECIALLY THE THAMES VALLEY PIGS.

I'm sick to death of them beating up and killing people in my area and getting away with it. They assaulted my friend 10 years ago, they killed someone round the corner from me and got away with it, (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/5155188.stm) and we haven't forgotten about the guy who died in the church graveyard at the hands of police, (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/oxfordshire/4806976.stm) and the intimidation of witnesses by police. (http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/regions/oxford/2006/03/336108.html)