FUCK THE POLICE!

[hahaitsdoogle]

I wrote out a rhyme..

Wanna know about this rant your ganna hear, you wanna know, because its just so clear. I got pulled over, in nothing but my pants, i waas running down the road, and i take a glance.. all i can see, is light, a flashlight in my eyes, but at first, all i could see is despise. You see a cop, he seen me jogging, i was smoking a cigarette, my minds gone soggy. He says what are you doing, i say smoking a fag, he says you cant do that, and why, why i say, to this hag. He says its illegal son, so i stepped on my square, he says put your hands on head, i do it, saying nothing, but a stare.. he pats me down... he says WHATS THIS, i say dunno, as he reaches in my poket, he pulls away quicklyi reply its a pencil, he says your lucky it didnt stick me he says get in the car, he opens the door, i sit flat flat on the floor, you see the cop cars have no seats, so i smashed my ass, and it hurts with a beat.










T-0100 ( or otherwise known as ) 1:30 AM

Im fucking wired but in the same moment, im tired and want to sleep.

I live in a laidback part of michigan... Oakland County.

But today, i was in Westland, a suburb of detroit.

So im tired.. but wired. I think, hey i'll do what i always do at home, go for a jog...

So i write my mom a note, because if she wakes up and doesent see me shes ganna tweak... mom im goin for a jog, its 130 expect me back by 215..

2 minutes into my jog, i pass 7 11 and a cop goes by...

and does a U-Turn.

^-- then the story above happens..

Okay, i get a ticket for Jogging after curfew.

GAY

GAY

GAY 1/2

GAY 2 1/2

GAY FUCKING TIMES A MILLION.

FUCK THE POLICE.

hahaitsdoogle Reviewed by hahaitsdoogle on 07-06-2006. FUCK THE POLICE! I wrote out a rhyme.. Wanna know about this rant your ganna hear, you wanna know, because its just so clear. I got pulled over, in nothing but my pants, i waas running down the road, and i take a glance.. all i can see, is light, a flashlight in my eyes, but at first, all i could see is despise. You see a cop, he seen me jogging, i was smoking a cigarette, my minds gone soggy. He says what are you doing, i say smoking a fag, he says you cant do that, and why, why i say, to this hag. He says Rating: 5

[james420]

how dare they enfore the law.

but really thats shitty. cops are dicks. i got a ticketfor jaywalking to catch a bus. and i missed the bus. so i got to stare at a nice ticket while i waited 45 mins for the next bus.

[death of sXe]

fuck the police

[Its a Plant]

At least you weren't drunk though. Then you'd be in a shitload of trouble.

[hahaitsdoogle]

haha, i dunno if i mentioned my cocky remark to his " you smell like liquor, how many have you had tonight "

haha, i goo man, those faygo got me tipsy.

[death of sXe]

Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?

Why don't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

Ice Cube will swarm
On any muthafucka in a blue uniform
Just cuz I'm from the CPT, punk police are afraid of me
A young nigga on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dyin in LA
Yo Dre, I got somethin to say

Fuck the police (4X)

[Its a Plant]

*applause*

[TMBGoofball]

You got a ticket for JOGGING? Doesn't that seem a little bit fucked up to you?

[Big Calhoun]

Jogging after curfew!?!?!? What kind of bullshit is that!?!?!? What if you work at night, sleep during the day, so at night is the only time you can jog? Such bullshit!

[The Colonel]

yeah!