Tell your glory stories!

[mowie wowie]

Alright so i'm making this thread as a place for you to tell any story about how you got a girl to hook up with you, or go out with you. Either one. But don't bother if its just like "YA WWE WUZ SMOKIN POT N I FUXT HER", i'm looking for stories about how you did something to get her, even if its not amazing it can just be anything you did. I'll start.

So there was this girl in my gym class who i had had my eye on, it was about 4 months into the school year and i hadnt really talked to her yet aside from the usual "pass i'm open!" and "nice shot!!" back and forth to each other. So anyhow, we started the lacrosse unit, and i was put on her team. Mind you I am a starting attackman on the school lacrosse team, some would call me a star. So anyways i saw me being on her lacrosse team in gym as my chance to get her. So one day after gym, i came up to her and i said hey. After she said hey back i said "you know... if you want you could have my spot on the lacrosse team, they need a great player to win games for them and i've been slacking lately" and i smiled at her, and she started laughing like really hard. And that basically set us off on the friendship part, and eventually i invited her over to hang out. We were watching Billy Madison when i kissed her, and we hooked up, and it was good. We've been dating ever since!

Share your stories.

[yoda]

well, there's no hooking up involved, but its still a glory story for me.

this girl has driven me crazy for awhile now, but i never can really tell if she likes me or not, she'll go through times where she acts like she does, and then acts like we're just friends. she started going out with someone else who ive recently become friends with through her. well we've been flirting with each other lightly, but a few times she told me she wanted to talk to me, so i felt like something was up.

well on friday i helped get her pills, and when it was kicking in for her, she told me she was coming over. at this point, i have an idea of what she wants to talk about. she confesses how shes like in love with me but we couldnt do anything at this point in time cause of her bf. she tells me to take my cigarette out of my mouth, and then kisses me. we talk some more, and after that we just hang out for a bit until she leaves to go back to her friends. its just nice finally knowing how she feels.

[Big Calhoun]

Well, this wasn't really a 'glory' story as much as it was luck of the draw. When I was a junior in college, I had to participate in a mentoring program as part of a class. So basically we mingled with the incoming freshman and guided them through college life. So there was this freshman girl that caught my eye...dark skin, green eyes, big ole' butt, smooth skin. She was a Graphics Desgin major, like myself, so I ended up mentoring her. Over time, I noticed she'd always be staring at me in the cafeteria but I never payed any mind to it. There was this one day before holiday leave. I was staying on campus for leave while most were going home. So I'm sitting in the cafeteria alone and she comes by for dinner. She sits with me and we're talking and whatnot. At some point I mentioned I was staying on campus and she said something about she was leaving the next day but all her roommates were gone and it would be lonely. CA-CHING!!! Stopped by a few hours earlier and left the next morning. Like I said, nothing really 'glorious' about it...things just happened to line up.

[smitty420]

well i landed my gf of one year pretty weird. I worked with her at a summer camp 2 years ago, and we were aquaitances. Once camp was over we rarely spoke and like 9 mopnthes later i was on a dry spell with the ladies and remmebered she was cute so i imed her out of the blue. Well we wtarted talking and hung out and now we have been togeether since july 2 2005

[Big Calhoun]

well i landed my gf of one year pretty weird. I worked with her at a summer camp 2 years ago, and we were aquaitances. Once camp was over we rarely spoke and like 9 mopnthes later i was on a dry spell with the ladies and remmebered she was cute so i imed her out of the blue. Well we wtarted talking and hung out and now we have been togeether since july 2 2005

That's like how I met my wife and I guess would be my 'glory' story. We met in an office we both worked at. At first, it was just casual "hello" type stuff. Funny thing was, she never would talk to me back. I'd say hello and it was like I wasn't there. So a few months go by and we get put on the same 'team' under the same manager, so now we're working in the same quad.

At first, we made minor co-worker chitchat. Later, we ended up in separate relationships but we would always talk to each other about our relationship issues. More and more, it seemed like we should be together instead of the people we were with. But there was a problem...she's 5 years older than me and wasn't comfortable with the idea.

So time goes on and now I've ended my relationship and hers is on shaky ground. A 3rd party starts talking to both of us and says we'd really made a nice couple and blah blah blah. I explain she's older and in the course of one of our conversations, I explained how she said she thinks of me as a brother....that's like putting the last nail in the coffin. So this 3rd party persists and tells me that she might be open to the idea.

So it was acutally pretty funny how it all happened...we were talking about New Years and saying how neither of us had any real plans. So I was like, "Well, lets you and I hang out". She thinks it over and says OK....so now I'm psyched. Don't you know that weekend, I came down with a gold. I was taking every cold medicine made trying to shake it, no luck. Had to call her and tell her I couldn't make it only to find out she told friends she thought I was blowing her off.

So maybe 3 weeks later, I try again. I jokingly ask her if she wanted to go to dinner and a movie that night because I wasn't sick and would surely be able to make it. She laughed and said yes. She we drive over, had dinner at a Tuesdays and went to the movies. Now...there's one more little wrinkle...

That night, I was leading her back to the highway so she could get home. I didn't have my glasses on and put her on the wrong side of the highway!!! Realizing what I did, I circle back and try to find her...couldn't. I go to the correct side of the highway and wait to see if I can seeher pass by, never saw her. Eventually I hear from her that night that she made it home OK.

7 years later, we'll be celebrating our 4th wedding anniversary next month. We still joke about how I got her lost and the whole 'brother' comment thing. So yeah, that was my glory b/c the odds were stacked against me but I managed to get her anyway!

[smitty420]

hahaha congrats calhoun

[JunkYard]

Well, my strategy when younger (Highschool) was to get them in a game of strip poker, or shortest straw, and many times, a game of strip quarters, lol!

Worked great for me, but I hung around a wild croud, so the girls were pretty frakin easy to begin with, haha! Either that, or they just wanted to be part of the group...

It was great fun, though!

:thumbsup:

[dietpepsi0219]

and many times, a game of strip quarters, lol!

lol lure those teenage girls in heat into an impossible game, i should try that some time.

Anyway this was earlier this year (im a college student, living with my mom for the summer) i was at a bar wearing a t-shirt that said SWGBC and i was talking with this chick and she asked what my shirt meant. I couldnt tell her that it meant southern washington girls basketball club and that i got it from my old girlfriends basketball coach for obvious reasons, so i told her it meant special-needs womens/girls basketball club and that i coached a basketball team of mentally handicapped girls at a high school back home and that we were close to getting into the special olympics but lost in the final qualifying game. We ended up going out for like four months etc etc. Another funny story: i was 16, drunk and high and practically passed out at my friends house and i ended up making out with her dog for like ten minutes. Good stuff

[beachguy in thongs]

Her boyfriend fell asleep on the waterbed in my basement. She put her foot in between my legs, then up my shorts. I said something about going to get another drink, she followed me upstairs, blew me on the couch, and then ran to the kitchen to get a paper-towel, to spit on.

The next day, I drove them to the adjacent city to drop her off.

I feel like a jerk, but, women (girls) are so-damn cute.

[MeHeartGanja]

Her boyfriend fell asleep on the waterbed in my basement. She put her foot in between my legs, then up my shorts. I said something about going to get another drink, she followed me upstairs, blew me on the couch, and then ran to the kitchen to get a paper-towel, to spit on.

The next day, I drove them to the adjacent city to drop her off.

I feel like a jerk, but, women (girls) are so-damn cute.


nice gesture...something like that happened to me, i was watching tv with a friend of mine and then she muted it(i put the football on), and gave me head...then she left after bit... :pimp: bit out of the blue tho. still, i appreciate it. i was high so it was even better.
the only thing missing was beer:D

[MeHeartGanja]

after a blaze, i was watching tv with a friend of mine(who ive hooked up with a few times but thats it, just liberal friends) and whos line or something came on the cast were talking about sex, and i say (hint hint)"damn, i havent had head in ages"
then she says "aww yan do you want me to give you head?" (wtf?)
"well...if youre offering"(very nonchalant)
then she muted it(i put the football on:p ), and gave me head...damn good shizzle...then she left after a bit... :pimp: bit out of the blue tho. although it doesnt surprise me, from her. still, i appreciate it.
the only thing missing was beer:D

bad thing, or maybe not, i had to return the favour the next day. i got to shag her after tho:p

34DDS...NUFF SAID!

[OniEhtRedrum781]

I've got a good story


Okay, so about halfway through this school year, I started to become attracted to a girl in our clique who already had a boyfriend. After talking to her a bit, she told me how she wanted to be with me and leave her bf, and finally we had sex. Not too long after, her bf found out and she told me we couldn't be together cuz he loved her and that got me super-vexxed. So i ended up kicking the guy's ass cuz i was so pissed off. A few weeks pass and she continues to tell me how she wants to leave him and be with me. Finally, she breaks up with him and we've been together ever since...