is my friend gay?

[Imotep]

Gday,
I have "a friend" who confided his fears with me. I thought Id share those fears with everyone here.
While on the toilet the other day, my "friend" did a really big turd. He strained and heaved and when it finally came out, the releif was so ecstatic, he had to check out the size of it coz it mustve been huge.
Upon inspection, the turd was the size of his big cock. It occurred to him that he had found great pleasure in having this cock sized turd pass his sphincter.
Is my friend gay?

[BOgart.bitch]

Gday,
I have "a friend" who confided his fears with me. I thought Id share those fears with everyone here.

i just found that funny lol.. he "confided" and then you are like.. "now i will share" haha ;p sounds like something id do (as long as no names are mentioned you're safe, eh?)

i dont think your friend is gay.. guys have their gspot in their anus (if i remember correctly) so it may be pleasurable.. but homosexuality is defined by being attracted to.. not just sexually, but an all around attraction. you know?

[Imotep]

so if you ram something in your arse :eek: and like it, but arent attracted to dudes, youre not gay?

[dizzy spells]

i find the odd finger ,whilst in the shower up the ass is o.k.
i dont think im gay tho
oooooooops,there goes another finger heheheheh

[Button Basher]

What?

[BOgart.bitch]

so if you ram something in your arse :eek: and like it, but arent attracted to dudes, youre not gay?

there are straight guys who like anal sex.

[Imotep]

there are straight guys who like anal sex.

Shit thats wierd.
how can that be right? wouldnt that make him bi? doesnt like guys but likes a bit of gristlefist?
who wouldve thought hanging a turd could be so confronting?
speaking of turds, dont u hate it when yr finga goes through the paper and pokes in? :eek:
A guy i used to work with said he had a mate who rooted this chick and she did a shit. it poked out and snapped off as he was going from behind.
What was worse was this guy then had a similar thing when a different gal soiled the bed right royally, they were rollin in it.
Poor guy thought he was cursed or something so the story goes.

[KillaBuzz]

"the turd was the size of his big cock. It occurred to him that he had found great pleasure in having this cock sized turd pass his sphincter."
hahahAHHAAHaahhahhahahaahhahaaaaaaaaaa......oh shit man....im alrite..
thas sum funny shit tho guy. hehehehe

[Imotep]

"the turd was the size of his big cock. It occurred to him that he had found great pleasure in having this cock sized turd pass his sphincter."
hahahAHHAAHaahhahhahahaahhahaaaaaaaaaa......oh shit man....im alrite..
thas sum funny shit tho guy. hehehehe


Yeah its a cracker aye? Glad someones had the sense to laugh.
The guy rollin in shit though is true.lol.

[Tech]

I,m gay then ,coz i love a good shit. :D

[Stingray]

Yip, nothing beats a good long peacefull shit...(not gay by the way)

Oh, and the G-spot thing, it's actually your prostate being stimulated...that's why doctors stick their finger up your arse when you go for a prostate exam...omg i hope i never have to go for one of those, cos i've been to a euroligist (spelling may be wrong) and man is that uncomfortable...guess that's what women go through with the gynie...

[Imotep]

sorry doc, i just sprogged everywhere, you hit my g-spot dude. :eek:

[GHoSToKeR]

this is probably one of the nastiest threads ive ever read haha

[dHazed]

YES and you may be too why do you know how big his dick is?

[Tech]

Yes i wondered that too .. How do you know how big is dick is???
I think the person you speak of is non other than yourself.
You had a big shit and YOU liked it so much that YOU wondered if you was gay.
Next time you have a big shit , grab hold of the brown beast when it,s half way out and move it back and forth and see if you like it, and if you do it still doesn,t realy prove anything unless you start doing it for you friends. :D

[YES]

Man, Im laughing my ass off at some of these posts.

But seriously, This thread was a joke right? It better be. lol

Back in the olden days, when bread was just a nickle (but we didnt call it a nickle, we called it a loonie), male travelers would stop into towns and have anal sex with men and they were'nt considered gay. People didnt even have the term 'gay' back then. It was just something people did.

But if you were a male attracted to a male back then, it was totally unexceptable.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

haha u ppl are crazy asses

[High phy]

hahahahahahahaha men... this whole thread is fuuny as SHIT!

This HAS to be a joke. A good shit is great but i dont think it could give you sexual pleasure; "Hey son, where you moaning in the bathroom?" "Heee... Yes... i was... i was... jerking off!! Yes thats it i was jerking off!"

[Imotep]

grew a tail of its own this thread hey lol :D

[Ed Ward MD]

The politically correct need to know.

Ed

[Euphoric]

give me the last 5 minutes of my life back!

[clevemire]

Yes i wondered that too .. How do you know how big is dick is???
I think the person you speak of is non other than yourself.
You had a big shit and YOU liked it so much that YOU wondered if you was gay.
Next time you have a big shit , grab hold of the brown beast when it,s half way out and move it back and forth and see if you like it, and if you do it still doesn,t realy prove anything unless you start doing it for you friends. :DHAHAHAHA!!!
Damn, that's funny! :D

[Imotep]

clevemire thats child porn
your fucked mate
lowering the tone of this place.

[smokeysbaby]

Gday,
I have "a friend" who confided his fears with me. I thought Id share those fears with everyone here.
While on the toilet the other day, my "friend" did a really big turd. He strained and heaved and when it finally came out, the releif was so ecstatic, he had to check out the size of it coz it mustve been huge.
Upon inspection, the turd was the size of his big cock. It occurred to him that he had found great pleasure in having this cock sized turd pass his sphincter.
Is my friend gay?


lmfao :D the things u guys post about :confused: but it cracked me up for a min anyways :)

[clevemire]

clevemire thats child porn
your fucked mate
lowering the tone of this place.I'll fight for my rights to put child porn on the net, dammit!! Sides, this place is already hell's asylum. Can't go much lower than that.

WAHHHHHHHH....ahhhh.....ah.......*cough*

Intimidating battle cry, no?

[dog420]

Does it really matter if he is gay or not?

Peace

[kyle]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Imotep]

Does it really matter if he is gay or not?

Peace

yeah it does coz he says pervy things that give me a stiffy.
its totally innapropriate.
asks me all these things about how his finger pokes throught he toilet paper...

[Ammie]

yeah it does coz he says pervy things that give me a stiffy.
its totally innapropriate.
asks me all these things about how his finger pokes throught he toilet paper...


:eek: :eek:

[clevemire]

imotep I think you would enjoy www.poopreport.com

[Imotep]

Thanks for that Cleve.
You have shown me the way. I will always consider you the grand pooba.
For too long have I floundered in the bowl, blindly groping for something solid to cling to.
Now, finally I have joined the brown revolution and cast aside any shame i may have harboured for my love of a good big shit.
Like a steaming great grog bog on the front lawn drunk at 5am, I am born again.

[smokey]

ur friend tells u about his finger goin thru the paper gives u a stiffy????????
WTF i dont think either of u r gay just seriously FUCKED UP
why cant ppl post serious stuff on here instead of all these piss take threads
btw imotep is the friend u speak of tech by any chance he says fucked up shit like tht

[Imotep]

humourless bastard smokey.
your avatar reckons you suck coz its not serious and is fucked up.
your avatar had that finga up yr ass

[clevemire]

humourless bastard smokey.
your avatar reckons you suck coz its not serious and is fucked up.
your avatar had that finga up yr assThe grand pooba finds this humorous, because it is true.

[Ammie]

humourless bastard smokey.
your avatar reckons you suck coz its not serious and is fucked up.
your avatar had that finga up yr ass
Oh Snap!! Imotep sounds like u still have ur finger up ur arse :D

maybe if u take it out u wont be so uptight :eek:

[smokey]

i dont think imotep ever takes his finger out its a permenant fixture

[psychocat]

One way traffic only for my ass ty.
No way is anything going the wrong way.

[GHoSToKeR]

wow smokey, imotep, chill out.. smokey, no need to be insulting man, wtf

[clevemire]

wow smokey, imotep, chill out.. smokey, no need to be insulting man, wtfThis was an innocent thread until smokey came up in here whining about people not being serious enough... even though this is a cannabis board.:rolleyes:
You want culture, then you are in the wrong place.

[smokey]

an innocent thread i dont find u jokin about child porn innocent thts gotta be one of the sickest crimes in this world n u come here joking about it i dont think many other ppl would find tht shit funny

[clevemire]

an innocent thread i dont find u jokin about child porn innocent thts gotta be one of the sickest crimes in this world n u come here joking about it i dont think many other ppl would find tht shit funny
Innocent, meaning that no one was directly, or intentionally being insulted. The internet is all about free speech. Everyone should be allowed to talk about whatever they want.
So, just because you find it insulting or whatever, means it's a bad thing? General consensus would prove otherwise, I'm sure. Instead of complaining, you should work to correct it. I don't see you starting any relevant or legitimate threads. Practice what you preach.
I do see your point smokey, but everyone else is laughing and having a good time. You shouldn't boycott everything you don't agree with... that's too much to keep up with for stoners like me and yourself :D

[smokey]

well if u havent seen any relevant or legitimate threads ive done u obviously dont look hard enuff lol and i dont go round starting threads like this or postin about child porn. end of the matter far as i am concerned .

peace :cool:

[GHoSToKeR]

smokey, sayin 'end of the matter' doesnt mean youre right.. the fact of the matter is, youre starting an arguement when theres no need for one.. if you dont like a thread, just dont post on it, dont read the new posts in it, and eventually itll go away

[smokey]

and toker u missunderstood when i said end of the matter i didnt mean tht i was right just tht its end of the arguement as far as im concerned.

[Imotep]

we're all goin on a
summer holiday
no more workin g for a week or two

i'll leave y to it guys, im going fishing. :)

[clevemire]

Forget him, Ghost. He's an idiot, who starts shit but can't really finish it.

Probably trying to look tough for his fat girlfriend. :D

[Imotep]

nothin wrong with droppin a big fart and walkin out :)

[clevemire]

nothin wrong with droppin a big fart and walkin out :)Especially in an elevator :cool:

[hunny]

I'll fight for my rights to put child porn on the net, dammit!! Sides, this place is already hell's asylum. Can't go much lower than that.

WAHHHHHHHH....ahhhh.....ah.......*cough*

Intimidating battle cry, no?



thats ya got banned for a few wks cleve....no fukin child porn on here....jk or not !!!! ,,,,,,

[Ammie]

Forget him, Ghost. He's an idiot, who starts shit but can't really finish it.

Probably trying to look tough for his fat girlfriend. :D


cleve u r an asshole !!

[Ammie]

thats ya got banned for a few wks cleve....no fukin child porn on here....jk or not !!!! ,,,,,,


oops cleve whos the idiot now!!

[Dr. Zoidberg]

I won't lose any sleep over it, you fat disgusting piece of shit. It's called a diet by the way.


Forget it Hunny, you worthless uneducated cunt. You can keep clevemire banned, and ban this name, too. And unlike Sharon's fat lying ass, I won't be back. This place has gone to hell in the last month, anyway.
I hope the power trip was worth it, bitches.

Have a nice day :D

[Ammie]

I won't lose any sleep over it, you fat disgusting piece of shit. It's called a diet by the way.


Forget it Hunny, you worthless uneducated cunt. You can keep clevemire banned, and ban this name, too. And unlike Sharon's fat lying ass, I won't be back. This place has gone to hell in the last month, anyway.
I hope the power trip was worth it, bitches.

Have a nice day :D


lmfao now who has his fingure up his ass :D:D

[maryjanemama]

I don't think your friend is gay (maybe he is, what the hell do I know?) I just think he's trying to fuck with your head....and it sounds like it's working!

[Imotep]

I don't think your friend is gay (maybe he is, what the hell do I know?) I just think he's trying to fuck with your head....and it sounds like it's working!

Yes i think your right.
it seems to be too easy to fuck with peoples heads.

Again i say, this was all a joke i though of whilst personally (gleefully) passing the afore-mentioned cock sized turd.

Truthfully, a mate did dribble piss on me while i was semi inconsious the other night. i looked up and saw a knobhole wink and some drops of gold shower me.
that it wasnt raging torrent was a sign of the good nature of the incident and also was a tribute to his control i thought. he was sober enough to consider the lounge is all i think.

Sorry to hear u got fired cleve. you did deserve it though. when will you learn not to post pictures of dwarf child stars? let alone david hasselhoff? :p
At least you appreciate the humour. come back poo-bah

Goodness me doc, thta was a violent outburst.
In my mediacal opinion-its better out than in. excellent vent (and im not talkin holes folks)

[toejam]

When I smoked cigarettes, I'd always have one after I took a shit...damn maybe I do want to be ### up the arse. Who's with me...Imotep?

[00Ampersand]

I think you're all alone on this one, toejam lol :D
~007~

[stonerboy40k]

It dnt mean hes gay besides what difference does it make any way

[The C]

An ex stuck her finger up my ass onetime and it was kinda a turn on.

Mabe he doesnt have a very openminded opion of homeosexuality and is really scared of it. Or mabe this is his way of letting himself know. Mabe he wants you to tell him that he's not gay, because he doesnt want to be.

Or mabe he doesnt have a girfriend so he wants to "confide in you" so that mabe you can stick your finger up his ass.. lol i dunno!

The C

[Encatuse]

Hahaha. I wonder if letting a female do you with a strap-on makes you a fag... Technically you're still having sex with a female so.... maybe your friend should try getting heterosexually bum-sex0red. Seeing as he's such a big fan of shitting, he might just like it. And if he does, he can have all the buttsex he wants, and still not technically be gay. Or maybe I'm thinking too much into this.....

[DrGonzo]

Is my friend gay?
have you tried asking him?

frankly I don't think that a good shit can make you gay...I was under the assumption that to be gay, one had to be attracted exclusively to the same sex...

having a really good shit and going out to pick up, take home, and royally bang your fellow man are pretty different things. not even the same fucking sport, if you ask me

[Imotep]

lol good one doc. :D

[Looker]

YUP .... HE'S GAY.....