is my friend gay?

[Imotep]

Gday,
I have "a friend" who confided his fears with me. I thought Id share those fears with everyone here.
While on the toilet the other day, my "friend" did a really big turd. He strained and heaved and when it finally came out, the releif was so ecstatic, he had to check out the size of it coz it mustve been huge.
Upon inspection, the turd was the size of his big cock. It occurred to him that he had found great pleasure in having this cock sized turd pass his sphincter.
Is my friend gay?

Imotep Reviewed by Imotep on 09-28-2004. is my friend gay? Gday, I have "a friend" who confided his fears with me. I thought Id share those fears with everyone here. While on the toilet the other day, my "friend" did a really big turd. He strained and heaved and when it finally came out, the releif was so ecstatic, he had to check out the size of it coz it mustve been huge. Upon inspection, the turd was the size of his big cock. It occurred to him that he had found great pleasure in having this cock sized turd pass his sphincter. Is my friend gay? Rating: 5

[BOgart.bitch]

Gday,
I have "a friend" who confided his fears with me. I thought Id share those fears with everyone here.

i just found that funny lol.. he "confided" and then you are like.. "now i will share" haha ;p sounds like something id do (as long as no names are mentioned you're safe, eh?)

i dont think your friend is gay.. guys have their gspot in their anus (if i remember correctly) so it may be pleasurable.. but homosexuality is defined by being attracted to.. not just sexually, but an all around attraction. you know?

[Imotep]

so if you ram something in your arse and like it, but arent attracted to dudes, youre not gay?

[dizzy spells]

i find the odd finger ,whilst in the shower up the ass is o.k.
i dont think im gay tho
oooooooops,there goes another finger heheheheh

[Button Basher]

What?

[BOgart.bitch]

so if you ram something in your arse and like it, but arent attracted to dudes, youre not gay?

there are straight guys who like anal sex.

[Imotep]

there are straight guys who like anal sex.

Shit thats wierd.
how can that be right? wouldnt that make him bi? doesnt like guys but likes a bit of gristlefist?
who wouldve thought hanging a turd could be so confronting?
speaking of turds, dont u hate it when yr finga goes through the paper and pokes in?
A guy i used to work with said he had a mate who rooted this chick and she did a shit. it poked out and snapped off as he was going from behind.
What was worse was this guy then had a similar thing when a different gal soiled the bed right royally, they were rollin in it.
Poor guy thought he was cursed or something so the story goes.

[KillaBuzz]

"the turd was the size of his big cock. It occurred to him that he had found great pleasure in having this cock sized turd pass his sphincter."
hahahAHHAAHaahhahhahahaahhahaaaaaaaaaa......oh shit man....im alrite..
thas sum funny shit tho guy. hehehehe

[Imotep]

"the turd was the size of his big cock. It occurred to him that he had found great pleasure in having this cock sized turd pass his sphincter."
hahahAHHAAHaahhahhahahaahhahaaaaaaaaaa......oh shit man....im alrite..
thas sum funny shit tho guy. hehehehe

Yeah its a cracker aye? Glad someones had the sense to laugh.
The guy rollin in shit though is true.lol.

[Tech]

I,m gay then ,coz i love a good shit.