who pees in the shower?

[stangle12]

come on...be honest

[orangeman]

I'll be honest, if I'm in the shower and I'm feelin good and dont feel like drippin wet and gettin out just to piss I pee down the drain :).

[HazardousToking]

guilty as charged...

sometimes im so tired before work that i just dont give a fuck:dance: :dance:

[HazardousToking]

lmao

little too far lol

[rainbows.rsexy]

Once when I was on a aircraft carrier......I got accused of pissing in the shower.....

the truth is I walked into the individual stall...closed the curtain and let it rip.... I couldn't hold it....

All the proper places to go were taken...

Someone snitched on me and took me to security.

My official statement was I noticed a twist in my belt and I was embarassed about it , therefore I just stepped into the stall and proceeded to adjust.

My defense also included there is no way the person could have witnessed otherwise because the curtain was never opened.

I recieved no punishment

[MVilleToker]

hahah.. i think everybody prolly has atleast once. as long u takin a shower , not taking a bath .

[imagoober]

*raises hand* all the time, why getting out and getting everthing wet, or even bothering for that matter.

[Euphoric]

I only use toilets, and stuff. Swimming and showering in my own waste isnt my idea of responsible urine management

[orangeman]

hahah.. i think everybody prolly has atleast once. as long u takin a shower , not taking a bath .

Yeah, I couldnt imagine floatin in a tub of piss xD.

[slipknotpsycho]

i piss in the shower, why the hell get out, get the floor soaked, when it's all going down the same place anyways? i mean it's not like you're leaving the piss just sitting there festering....

now who pisses is the bath tub??? lol.. my brother used to, and my mom (when i'd go spend the weekend with her) would make us all use the same bathwater, yea, he always got stuck with the cold water... but maybe that's why he pissed in it in the first place, to warm it back up.

[cannabis campbell]

Yeah, I couldnt imagine floatin in a tub of piss xD.

You like to watch stuff like that dont you! sick boy!

[closeddoors]

Pretty much every single time I step inside a shower I pee in it. Even if I don't have to pee that running water just gets to me and I suddenly have to go really bad.

Pissing in the shower is really the only time it is OK to get urine all over yourself.

[HazardousToking]

how the fuck do you get urine all over yourself??

[slipknotpsycho]

i was wondering the same thing lol.... i came to 2 possible conclusions, 1. it's a female, therefore it runs down their leg, 2. they are male, but they're getting in the shower with one of those seldom seen woodies that stand straight up, pointing at your face.

[RevolverBlaze]

The place im moving to this week has a shower, so I'll be proudly pissing in that when i get too lazy to get out of the shower [basically everytime I step in :D]

[Its a Plant]

well I myself usually just use the stool, a mere 2 feet away from the shower, but anyways, I remembered that urine makes your skin harder. Lol, don't ask me why I know this, I just remember the big deal when Alou formally of the Cubs pissed on his hands to make them tougher so he could grip the bat better.

So does that mean all you pissers have really hard and rough feet? Grosssss. :D

[notrightquite]

I do.

[orangeman]

You like to watch stuff like that dont you! sick boy!

Thats it, your dead :).

[slipknotpsycho]

well I myself usually just use the stool, a mere 2 feet away from the shower, but anyways, I remembered that urine makes your skin harder. Lol, don't ask me why I know this, I just remember the big deal when Alou formally of the Cubs pissed on his hands to make them tougher so he could grip the bat better.

So does that mean all you pissers have really hard and rough feet? Grosssss. :D
i can put a cigarette out on the bottom of my feet and not even feel it, but then again i've walked around more than half my life without shoes, i was one of those kids (and at times, even those teens) you see walking around in stores without shoes on.. lol i wear shoes pretty much everywhere i go now... i got tired of having blackfeet...

[HazardousToking]

i was wondering the same thing lol.... i came to 2 possible conclusions, 1. it's a female, therefore it runs down their leg, 2. they are male, but they're getting in the shower with one of those seldom seen woodies that stand straight up, pointing at your face.


or he whacked off/had sex a bunch the night before, didnt piss all night, and had clogged pipes in the morning:thumbsup:

[aeonblue11]

Anyone ever take a piss, and see like a shit skid in the toilet, and try to clean it with piss?
lmao! i do that too.

[852741252369]

Who doesn't? I tend to try and get as many of the three S's done at the same time.

Shower, Shave and have a piss why not?
Shitting is definately done pre shower...

[surreys princess]

gross......just gross guys.....lol

princess :p

[PureEvil760]

Sucks when you got that really dark yellow stank piss goin on.

[muncheemama]

Anyone ever take a piss, and see like a shit skid in the toilet, and try to clean it with piss?
guys are wierd....anyway, i read on here once, a long time ago, i cant remember who, but they said they pissed on their girlfriend in the shower when she wasnt looking, just to see if she would notice...i think about that everytime i shower with my hubby

[Prozac fairy]

ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is sooo gross yet im finding it funny....argghhhh

[beachguy in thongs]

Hah, peeing in your shower.

Can't wait until you have to take a shower at your friend's pad, where he pees in it, daily. :glugglug:

[enthused]

why is it gross? its just like pissin in the toilet except the shower has an auto-flush feature constantly running. nicer imo

[chisme]

It's not like it's bad for hygene to piss while take a shower...
Hell, if there were a toilet seat, and a hole underneath it, I'd take a shit while I took a shower.
Two birds, one stone.


hahaahahahahaha:D

[beachguy in thongs]

Well, I figure, you have to clean your toilet because the piss does infect it, or at least, leaves buildup. The same thing with your shower. Now, would you mind if I start using your toilet to take showers in?

Lol, you can piss in the shower.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol this thread is funny :D i think some people are just raised too strongly by modern society to realize when you walk around barefoot you're more than likely walking around on alot worse shit (no pun intended) then piss, and there isn't water there constantly flushing your feet then... look aim it at the drain and it's fine, if you're pissin on the walls and the faucet and the curtain, then we might have a problem....

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah. There's a difference, though, between yellow piss and clear piss. If you piss out your yellow piss before the shower then nothing's, probably, wrong, with pissing out the water that seeped in through your pores. :o

[Jeff Spicoli]

deja vu, hmm.... anyways, who doesn't pee in the shower

[Bong30]

I am going to go scratch my eyes out after reading this thread.... thanks


wont be eating for days guys thanks..............


i am ruined for peeing in the shower too....thanks









ROTFLMAO.....:D

[BizzleLuvin]

i do, i dont see what the big deal is:)

[MVilleToker]

ROFL .... finding out that some1 had been pissing on the knobs wood ruin my entire day.

[monty python]

I have NEVER pissed in the shower.

[beachguy in thongs]

I wouldn't even piss in the jail's shower.

But, I gotta admit, I have in mine. But, I always piss before.

[tumbleweed]

i used too but then i was like that shit is kinda gross but have you ever started to take a wiz and it shoots in like two directions that shit has made me piss on my pant leg before

[Jim Morrison]

guys are wierd....anyway, i read on here once, a long time ago, i cant remember who, but they said they pissed on their girlfriend in the shower when she wasnt looking, just to see if she would notice...i think about that everytime i shower with my hubby

i was the one who said it but im not the one that does it its one of my friends that does i admit to peeing in the shower a few times i dont do it often though i only piss once or twice a day at most and i usually shower after i piss and shit

[HazardousToking]

you shower after you piss?

[beachguy in thongs]

guys are wierd....anyway, i read on here once, a long time ago, i cant remember who, but they said they pissed on their girlfriend in the shower when she wasnt looking, just to see if she would notice...i think about that everytime i shower with my hubby
If that was an adult, who said that, I'll assist you in disposing the body. :cool:

[LIP]

I admit it, i piss in the shower. Dont we all?

[Toffee]

when i was very young my mother used to tell me to pee in the shower :)

[JunkYard]

I pee in the front yard, back yard, off my porch, behind the car door on the highway, off a tree stand while hunting, toilet, shower, gas station sink, I even pissed on my brother head once, lol!

Basicly, I pee where ever I damn well please!

It doesn't much matter when you're full of good Tennessee whiskey...#7

:D

[slipknotpsycho]

I pee in the front yard, back yard, off my porch, behind the car door on the highway, off a tree stand while hunting, toilet, shower, gas station sink, I even pissed on my brother head once, lol!

Basicly, I pee where ever I damn well please!

It doesn't much matter when you're full of good Tennessee whiskey...#7

:D
gee, someone sure thinks they own the world :p (before anyone says it i say 'owns the world' becuase animals mark their territory by pissin on stuff, and this dude pisses on EVERYTHING lmao)

[yoda]

i guess im one of the few who doesnt. ill piss before a shower so that i dont. ill piss outside definitly, but for some reason i decided when i was young that i didnt wanna pee in the shower.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

i used to pee on my ex gf in the shower lmao.

[baisez le monde.]

i used to pee on my ex gf in the shower lmao.

oh. how loverly.

[HazardousToking]

well when your dong touches the drain, why the fuk not

[baisez le monde.]

i would definitely pee in the shower if i was a guy

[beachguy in thongs]

What's the difference?

[baisez le monde.]

uh i dont have a penis

[beachguy in thongs]

Is your peehole plugged-up?

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

Is your peehole plugged-up?

LMFAO!. lol what? she used to get pissed when i did that. :dance:

[muncheemama]

guys are wierd....anyway, i read on here once, a long time ago, i cant remember who, but they said they pissed on their girlfriend in the shower when she wasnt looking, just to see if she would notice...i think about that everytime i shower with my hubby
peach....was this you? sicko

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

maybe..... =P lmao, why am i a sicko? its not like i pee'd on her in public or while we where having sex. It was just to fuck with her. geeeeeez

[Lethal G]

LMAO. this thread made my night.

And just for those who care, yes I do pee in the shower.

[d00d989]

i guess im like yoda and am one of the few who dont piss in the shower.

[WildEyedBeast]

Haha I do when Im actually taking a shower!

[cameron123240]

lol this thread is funny :D i think some people are just raised too strongly by modern society to realize when you walk around barefoot you're more than likely walking around on alot worse shit (no pun intended) then piss, and there isn't water there constantly flushing your feet then... look aim it at the drain and it's fine, if you're pissin on the walls and the faucet and the curtain, then we might have a problem....
OMFG i was drinking water and then i got down to the bottom of ur post and laughed; and almost freeking died right there and then.:dance: :D

[beachguy in thongs]

i guess im like yoda and am one of the few who dont piss in the shower.

That's cool, d00d.

I never learned, when I was little, that a shower was an alternative-toilet.

I take showers to take showers, not to stand there and piss. That's what the latrine/commode/toilet/shitter is for.

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

Anyone ever take a piss, and see like a shit skid in the toilet, and try to clean it with piss?
ROFL!.

[Jim Morrison]

peach....was this you? sicko

no i already admitted it was me but im not the one that does it my buddy thinks its funny to hose down his girl friends when they shower with him nothing like taking a nice romantic shower with your boy friend only to have him pissing down the back of your leg

[Peach.Optimo.Bluntz]

^ i could make up about 60% of ur paragraph... or maybe im just to blazed.

[flamingskullballs]

Once when I was on a aircraft carrier......I got accused of pissing in the shower.....

the truth is I walked into the individual stall...closed the curtain and let it rip.... I couldn't hold it....

All the proper places to go were taken...

Someone snitched on me and took me to security.

My official statement was I noticed a twist in my belt and I was embarassed about it , therefore I just stepped into the stall and proceeded to adjust.

My defense also included there is no way the person could have witnessed otherwise because the curtain was never opened.

I recieved no punishment

i am going to basic this fall, for navy

i hear that basic has turned pretty easy now days, 8 hours of sleep, not even running every day...and they cant beat you anymore!

i have...at times...pissed int he shower

i usually piss BEFORE im in the shower...but hey man, the feel and sound of that fuckin water