I never laughed so hard in my life!

[raven]

So i was at work just twiddling my thumbs when a call came in.
As u all that do not know me i am a 911 dispatcher.
Anyway as this story goes. I take the call and the person on the other line tells me to send help cus her pussy is burning. :eek: I am like mam u need to go to the hospital i can't send out an ambulance for your pussy.
So she starts yelling at me and i am like whoa mam u need to chill out and tell me how this happened. Well she just kept screaming how it was scortched and what not.
Well she starts crying and i am like mam u need to calm down and get to the urgent care and she hangs up.

If this could not be the most funniest day ever... :D
just thought i would share :o

[smokeysbaby]

screaming how it was scortched and what not.



HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON :confused: :confused:

[raven]

HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON :confused: :confused:

I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills :eek:
hahaha hot iron that would be fucked up. :D

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURNING PUSSY WOOO!!!!!!

[smokeysbaby]

I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills


DAMN I HOPE SHE USED THAT LIL DRIP TRAY THAT IT COMES WITH :eek:

[wildy]

them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

[wildy]

btw way i mean grills not girls

[smokeysbaby]

them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess


HAHA SO U DIDNT BURN UR PUSSY :eek:

[wildy]

urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

[Ammie]

urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps


they have a timer and a tanning guide for that reason ur not supposed to just jump in a set the timer at the longest tanning session :D


and if u owuld have read it then u wouldnt have burned ur bits :D




and raven i love this post its classic u got balls babe love it :p

[tokinsmoke]

lol raven...
thats funny...
not as funny as my story...
i am a telemarketer and i called this one dude and
no lie...i swear this dudes name was Mr. Dildough....

omg i was laughing sooo fuckin hard i had to
hang up on him...
my boyfriend toker was sittin beside me and he was like
laughing his ass off at me...

omg i hope i never get a call like that again...
peace

[clevemire]

Why won't a woman with a burning pussy call me?? ;):D

[raven]

Why won't a woman with a burning pussy call me?? ;):D

Maybe because you got the wrong kind of job.:D I get so much fucked up calls. I never thought people could be so crazy :eek:

[Prozac fairy]

lol hahaha my old job used to be pretty bad id meet all sorts of freaks, this one guy pissed himself right infront of me.......it wasnt a pretty sight

[clevemire]

lol hahaha my old job used to be pretty bad id meet all sorts of freaks, this one guy pissed himself right infront of me.......it wasnt a pretty sightWell then what kind of job was it?
Post peep-show window washer?

[GHoSToKeR]

Forgive my ignorance, but how do you burn your genitals on a grill?

[smokey]

by being stupid or a sadistic perv lmao :D

[Ammie]

Forgive my ignorance, but how do you burn your genitals on a grill?


maybe she wanted to get closer to gorge :confused:

[GHoSToKeR]

maybe she wanted to get closer to gorge :confused:
:confused: want a malteser?

[Imotep]

Forgive my ignorance, but how do you burn your genitals on a grill?

probly tipped the hot fat tray down her front.
its good to get your kicks from others misfortune. :D

[GHoSToKeR]

lol ok i understand, almost, how its possible for a guy to burn his genitals on a grill.. its wierd, but possible.. so how the hell did she burn her pussy on it, without sittin on the fuckin thing? lol

[Imotep]

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"

[Lola]

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahah Raven omfg!!!!!


Best call ever:D

[KyserSozay]

.

If this could not be the most funniest day ever... :D
just thought i would share :o

My funniest day at work was when my co-worker Gabe was telling a story in the break room. He was out with his friend and their girlfriends, and they were leaving a bowling ally drunk. Luke (Gabeâ??s friend) stared swinging his girlfriend around by the wrists. Well when she slipped/he let go (who ever side u want to believe) she busted her ass on the ground and bumped her head on a car. Luke laughed at her and she got up and SLAPPED the â??ever living shit out of himâ?� (which he probably deserved long before that). Well after she hits him he walks up to Gabe and said â??There is nothing worse than being slapped by a Bitch.â?� Now the whole time Gabe is telling this story heâ??s reenacting it, and he screams out what Luke said. Just as he finished 3 of the girls from up front (including the office manger.) came running back, the intercom on the phone had been on the whole time, the entire company, including the owner, all the v.p.s, everyone just heard every word of his story. Now on any other day that would have been funnier than all shitâ?¦ but on this day we happened to have some important clients going over a BIG contract. So needless to sayâ?¦ I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[Ammie]

lmfao i love this thread :D:D



Raven u just make my day ;)

[Lola]

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"

ahahahhahahah thats gotta be classic omfg :D

Imotep your fucking funny sweet irony! :p

[Ammie]

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"


lmfao Imotep u are to funny omfg burnt sasuage :eek:

[Kronik Bagz]

i take it she meant her cat??? which if u think about some old lady mistakin her cat fer a tri tip, it iz kinda funny, lmao. but if it was HER pussy, now thats a funny thought, some chik stradlin a george forman grill, "ooooooo, that feels good, nice,............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... ..........................MY PUSSY IZ BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ammie]

i take it she meant her cat??? which if u think about some old lady mistakin her cat fer a tri tip, it iz kinda funny, lmao. but if it was HER pussy, now thats a funny thought, some chik stradlin a george forman grill, "ooooooo, that feels good, nice,............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... ..........................MY PUSSY IZ BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


lmfao omfg i cant belive u just posted that :eek:


see bagz this is y we love ur silly ass. u say wtf u want and dont give a shit!!!! :D

[Imotep]

stradlin a george foreman grill lol :D

[KyserSozay]

stradlin a george foreman grill lol :D
my only question is, at what point do u say to ur self...humm....I wonder how other couples heat up their sex life...OOOO..honey I know, how 'bout that there George Foreman grill we got fer our anniversary.

I wounder how many "here's ur sign" jokes Bill Engvall and the rest of the guys at blue collar comedy could get out of this thread.

[tokinsmoke]

nobody think my story was funny...
lol...just playing....i cant get over it though...

could u just imagine growing up with the last name
Dildough?

omg i hope i never get a call like that again...
and check this out...
my boyfriend toker he called someone yeterday and they were
fuckin in the background...all he heard was a chick
sreamin and moanin in the background...

omg i cracked up laughin...
i love my job
peace

[Ammie]

my only question is, at what point do u say to ur self...humm....I wonder how other couples heat up their sex life...OOOO..honey I know, how 'bout that there George Foreman grill we got fer our anniversary.




hahahaha well she heated things up a bit to much if ya ask me :eek:

[Sedater18]

hah I have a prank call on my computer with an some asain chick who calls someone and just starts yelling "AH MY PUSSY IS BURNING!! OOOH ITS ON FIRE! MY PUSSY IS BURNING! MY PUSSY IS BUUURNING!"

[sawleaf]

hah I have a prank call on my computer with an some asain chick who calls someone and just starts yelling "AH MY PUSSY IS BURNING!! OOOH ITS ON FIRE! MY PUSSY IS BURNING! MY PUSSY IS BUUURNING!"

Yeah Lola probably read that and then posted it as Raven

[sawleaf]

and Lisa... when do you plan on going home? im going to be home soon enough, and would like to spend time w/ my family... alone... its been long enough... not trying to be a dick or anything, but seriously...

Lola this is stupid. How many SNs do you have on here?????

[sawleaf]

Ammie is Lisa, aka smokeybaby... and whatever else... i dunno... but shes been at my house for almost a month now, and one of the causes of my stress level being so high!!!

It's your damn house Lola. Kick her out if you are upset and stick with one damn screenname.

[sawleaf]

also sawleaf, did you get my e-mail, or did Lola give me a fake one? cuz i wrote you on hotmail...


Nope. No email. Although I still think this is Lola.

[wardrobe grower 78]

maybe she was just a dirty bitch who never cleaned her pie

[Imotep]

sticks and stomnes will break my bones but whips and chains excite me
hmm, tryin to make a point about words...
being jut words...
and not stones.
that will break-
bnes
and stuff
:mad: drunky get mad cant taal lk proepperly

[clevemire]

Nope. No email. Although I still think this is Lola.
It's more than obvious, actually.

[GHoSToKeR]

even if she has most of you fooled... sorry...
who even cares, its pretty lame

[Lulu]

kind of, but not really... why do you think im Lola? ha!!! you need to lay off the weed... this site preceeds you... im 25, shes 28... i met her when i was 17, she was 20... we've been together for 8 years, married for 4... my son is 4, we got married so we wouldnt have a child out of wedlock... met her working at the Diamond Shamrock in Belen, New Mexico in the summer of 96... dude, serious... im not her... i was born Dec 4 1978, she was born Apr 18 1976... i am not Lola... w00t!!! but i still love her though, even if she has most of you fooled... sorry...
At this point in time one would assume you would have gotten the message :rolleyes:
Please keep your personal crap off the board.

[hunny]

hey Lulu!!! as a Mod of 4 diffrent boards, over the last 6 years... i know whats personal, and not... i know how to keep unwanted shit off the boards... iv been a Mod for 6 years now... im just making a point... now if you cant handle it, in a Mods prespective, then i dont know what to tell you... but this is JUST, and has a right to be brought to the ATTN of the peeps of the Cannabis Forum... she is my wife!!! i dont know the rules here, nor do i care... but from my (a mods) point of view, it is not Drama... it is the truth... let it be, and let is pass... it wont be here for long, i can gaurentee that... it will blow over in a week, or two, just like the rest of the threads here on this site... i am not here to bring trouble, or any disrespect what so ever... you people here just need to know the facts... Sharon is my wife, and i love her... id appreciate it if you guys dont whore over her, like 90% of the rest of the internet users do, on every other internet website... once they see a hot chick, their dicks get hard like a dog in heat!!! no!!! shes my wife!!! not yours... lay off... thats is all...


LMFAO
MADHATTER,,,,GET A GRIP GET UR 'WIFE' sharon not to fukin flirt with all the guys in chat,,an none of thi so called bullshit wouldnt have started !!! dont go pissin of the mods on this site as u wnot be here for long...go get ur story from ur wife..... !!!!!!
end of post..anymore an im deletein this shit...it aint worth the effort

[hunny]

hatter.....makin threats about hackin aint the best way to get rounds peeps......especially when ur not even liked...after callin all the guys wankers etc for comin on to ur wife....she made half the runnin it aint all them ya no !!! hackin means nuthin to me...thats childish in my book !! as i said in last post...leave this domesic at home where it belongs...ur wife will be banned if thats wat u think will stop this bullshit...its mostly here fault that this has come to this..an makin threats about hackin is stupid ...grow up hatter eh....

[hunny]

wtf ??? and ur point being hatter ?? ustill aint answerd my question about lola aka sharon flirtin with the guys in chat,,,,,,,,my b/f included until i told her to quit it...since then she aint been in as much.....im 35 female scotland..an as for threats...ur actin like ur 12 instead of wat age r really r !!......

[wildavitch]

lmao you think ya wife is like britany spears or some thing dont ya get a fecking life its a computer not real life ya thick cunt and the hacking part how gives a fuck what ya think she can do what she likes didnt no any 1 that can get jelius over a bit ov paper stry not even paper text on a screen btw there is miles hotter chicks in chat then sharhon so dont even think every 1 wants to dick her because ya wrong m8 so GET A FECKING LIF WILL YA WAKE UP SMELL THE COFFEEE OR BETTER STILL WAKE UP AND SMELL YA SGT BOOTS OR SOME THING GET A RELATY CHEAK