Let's Bomb Some Fuckin' HillZ!

[Funkamander]

As in, going down hills really fast on a skateboard, not trying to control your speed AT ALL until you're at the bottom. No carving, no nothing.

FUCK! I'M SO PUMPED! I'm sitting here burning time until sundown. Sundown is fucking key! Much fewer cars, you can still see, it's all good!

Of course, you couldn't possibly bomb any hillZ without smoking some fine-ass dank right before. Currently, I've got some steaming-fresh Afghooey! Pretty wet, but who the shit cares!?

FUCK! Checking sky...

...and it's good eFUCKINGnuff!

Be back in a bit. Wish me balance. :thumbsup:

[minnesota man]

Hey FUNKAMANDER, why don't you shut the hell up!!!

[Eshelmen]

Hey FUNKAMANDER, why don't you shut the hell up!!!

bahaha

whats a skateboard?

[minnesota man]

Why don't you shut your pie hole too eshelman you fucker.

[birdgirl73]

Go back to Funkamader-Towne and brag to someone else about how stoked--and stocked--you are. . .

[halo]

Careful dude. My friend broke his arm doin that.

[Maui Wowie]

Keep your trucks on tight..

[Funkamander]

Alright, I'm back. I had fun. There's a lady in the house.

Time to get Funky.

[Eshelmen]

Why don't you shut your pie hole too eshelman you fucker.

lick my nuts









p.s... with CREAMY peanut butter

[VoidLivesOn]

What kind of board are you using?

I got a 38 inch sector 9 and a 27 inch mini bamboo and a 40 in BE40 from gravity.I havn't bombed a hill in a few months....

[Genuine17]

people are such assholes on this board for no reason

i havent skateboarded in years i still have my aws

[Crema Chirmoya]

lol street luge, fun until you rip open your entire right leg trying to stop because of a car. i still have a scar the size of a silver doller on my knee from that.

i love extreme sports, i snowboard like an insane mofo whenever i go, think about it, you're surrounded by white fluffy padding (and trees but u gotta try to miss those) so why not haul ass and look cool. I bet ive gotten up to at least 40 mph coming down a long steep run; but then i caught an edge and had to sit there while everyone laughed at me cause i did soooooo many summersaults, my face was all bloody and i could barely move, but all anyone could od was laugh at me and tell me to get up and walk it off. so i went and sat in the truck for a while, warmed myself up and still managed to catch the last run of the day before they closed.

skateboarding sucks though, i beat up skateboarders for fun when the fuck my shit up. some stupid prick knocked over a rack of books outside my store and didn't even bother to look back. so i chased him down and smashed his skateboard on the sidewalk.

[Parallel Universe123]

EXTREME!!!

wow I can totally picture this kid as one of those extreme sports guys in Harold and kumar who turn out to be posers with a fondness for female power ballads

[Crema Chirmoya]

EXTREME!!!

wow I can totally picture this kid as one of those extreme sports guys in Harold and kumar who turn out to be posers with a fondness for female power ballads


hahaha thats funny, unless you mean me, cause im the exact opposite of that.

[Fan o KmK]

yea thats a good idea. i know a kid who did that exact same thing last week and now hes got a fucking crack from ear to ear across the back of his skull.

[Crema Chirmoya]

yea thats a good idea. i know a kid who did that exact same thing last week and now hes got a fucking crack from ear to ear across the back of his skull.
if there was no risk it wouldn't be fun.

[Maui Wowie]

If you got a 12 inch gap in the back of your brain that's no fun either.

[Fan o KmK]

yea risk is fun. until your sitting in the hospital and the doctors saying your paralyzed for life. real fun.