what the hell is a chav

[darkside]

all the brits on here keep saying this. what the hell are they?

[cannabis campbell]

type of people like an emo, gangsta wannabes

www.chavscum.co.uk

[Az.]

Here are some pics of chav's.....
that first pic is actually the perfect image of some chav's.....I have heard it has been used by Gypsys to mean "Boy".....

but they like burberry clothes......
lmao as you can see in the third pic.....

Im completly stereotyping by the way....They like burberry clothes and they like to tuck their trousers into their socks.....lol
Another fashion as Campbell said just like emo's, goth's and gangsters.......

EDIT.....first pic didnt load on my screen....dont know if you can see it

[Big Calhoun]

So if I had to guess, I suppose a 'chav' would be a rich white boy trying to act hard?

[Az.]

ummmm yeah some....to be honest they are all colours, some are rich and some live on council estates.....but yeah they like to go round beating up old ladies in groups.....but on their own they are pretty harmless.....again stereotyping

[Big Calhoun]

It's just funny to me seeing all these new subgroups in our society. Back in the day, it was easy. There were metal heads, geeks, jocks, princesses, club kids, and ghetto kids. Now you throw into the mix chavs, goths, emo's, band squad, drama queens, etc. I can't even imagine when I have kids...

[psychopixi]

http://www.chavscum.com/
The definitive guide.

[LIP]

They're definatly NOT rich. They are the trailer trash twats that drink cheap vodka on a friday night and go around listening to 50 cent chain smoking and shouting and hurling things like stones and rocks at little old women and anyone who looks differnt. They all think their black and some actually seriously belive they are... Its sickening to have these little shit head thugs running around. Im ashamed to live in UK

[soldier1944]

wowwwww,,,,,,,,

[hahaitsdoogle]

these guys look like retards .. HELP ME NEIL.. HELP ME :-p

( on that site chavsum.com or watever, theres a video of a " chav " being arrested )

whats the fine/jail for possesion of a firearm in UK

[Az.]

They're definatly NOT rich. They are the trailer trash twats that drink cheap vodka on a friday night and go around listening to 50 cent chain smoking and shouting and hurling things like stones and rocks at little old women and anyone who looks differnt. They all think their black and some actually seriously belive they are... Its sickening to have these little shit head thugs running around. Im ashamed to live in UK

good description!
And I agree!! As a part of society they are completly useless, and are more trouble than they are worth.....

Could I just ask.....how old are you Lip?
If you dont want to answer exactly just give me an idea.....

[Cooler Then Jesus]

http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=4477

I bet that kid in the middle has never even been to new york, let alone the states. or even seen a black person. lol.

I wish i could fight this kid.. http://chavscum.co.uk/4images/details.php?image_id=3314

[SensiRide]

Chav is the English word for them, we call them neds in Scotland.
The way they talk is cringeworthy

AWRITE BIG MAAAN, HOWS IT GAUN?!
AAHM PURE DEAD BRULLIANT BY THE WAY
GOAT A SPARE FAG OAN YE?


Bet most people dont even understand that lol

[minnesota man]

They sound like the "droogs" from A Clockwork Orange.

[3rdEyeVision]

they dont really look like wangsta's or whatever to me, they look like poor jocks.

[slipknotpsycho]

maybe it's the nyquil... maybe it's something else, after reading this thread and looking at all the pictures all i can think of is... they remind me of pigeons...

[graph]

It's sad but... I think I really like that hat.

Well I did, until I saw the last picture.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

Id rather have gangs than chavs. At least theyre something to be fearful of.

[SomeGuy]

They're definatly NOT rich. They are the trailer trash twats that drink cheap vodka on a friday night and go around listening to 50 cent chain smoking and shouting and hurling things like stones and rocks at little old women and anyone who looks differnt. They all think their black and some actually seriously belive they are... Its sickening to have these little shit head thugs running around. Im ashamed to live in UK

Yeah we have them here too...at least something very similar...We have Wiggers... Trashy white poeple try to act like theyre part of black culture...

here the def:
1. wigger
A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wigger

[orangeman]

type of people like an emo, gangsta wannabes

www.chavscum.co.uk


Thanks for clearing that up, I thought a chav was some kinda weed-pipe device xD.

[SomeGuy]

I wish we had that much of a problem with them here...Looking at LIP's picture makes me think they would be fun to burn off some anger and beat the crap out of...I would have no problem with it either if your serious about the throwing stones at old ladies....I see that as a perfectly good reason to beat them senseless...that sickens me...

[hubblebubble]

www.fat-pie.com/chavs

[LIP]

good description!
And I agree!! As a part of society they are completly useless, and are more trouble than they are worth.....

Could I just ask.....how old are you Lip?
If you dont want to answer exactly just give me an idea.....

Older than 29, younger than 35. You may guess the rest, im as young as i want to be, so im mind, about 16 :) But in body, im 30 +

[Ae...]

What is a pikey?

[dirty raider]

What is a pikey?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pikey

Watch Snatch, Brad Pitt plays a pikey.

As for chav's their called Scallys up by me.

[Doctor mj]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They look like wiggers/ginos

[snufkin]

They're the new skinheads. They shave their heads, wear baseball caps on the back of there heads. They mug people and walk round shod areas of towns at night buzzing off cheap speed and looking for innocent people to beat up (often me).

The above is not a stereotype, it is a description, if they don't do those things or similar, they are not chavs.

It's not a class thing as they are as much of a problem for the respectable working classes as the middle classes, if not more as they coexist in the same space.

[psychopixi]

www.fat-pie.com/chavs

*lmao* Thank you so much for posting this!!

[SomeGuy]

They're the new skinheads. They shave their heads, wear baseball caps on the back of there heads. They mug people and walk round shod areas of towns at night buzzing off cheap speed and looking for innocent people to beat up (often me).



Are you serious? So besides old ladies, they pick on innocent people to? How do all of you guys take this? Anyone group like that here would get the crap beaten out of them...Im all for peace, but I think its time you guys stand up and beat some Chav ass ...:p :rasta:

If I ever go by that area...my first goal is going to be helping solve this chav problem you speak of...

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

They look like tools to me.

[Az.]

Are you serious? So besides old ladies, they pick on innocent people to? How do all of you guys take this? Anyone group like that here would get the crap beaten out of them...Im all for peace, but I think its time you guys stand up and beat some Chav ass ...:p :rasta:

If I ever go by that area...my first goal is going to be helping solve this chav problem you speak of...

to be completly honest with you, it has gone past the stage where it can be delt with.....or at least where I live.....the majority of kids here are growing up to be cocky little chavs, they do my head in....:mad:


Older than 29, younger than 35. You may guess the rest, im as young as i want to be, so im mind, about 16 :) But in body, im 30 +

cool cool!!
I just wanted a general idea , imo you seened slightly older than that (possibly in your 40's, and i mean that in a good way not "you seem really old" way).....or maybe I just assumed that you were
either way I agree
Age is just a number, your as young as you feel....
:D

[SomeGuy]

to be completly honest with you, it has gone past the stage where it can be delt with.....or at least where I live.....the majority of kids here are growing up to be cocky little chavs, they do my head in....:mad:



cool cool!!
I just wanted a general idea , imo you seened slightly older than that (possibly in your 40's, and i mean that in a good way not "you seem really old" way).....or maybe I just assumed that you were
either way I agree
Age is just a number, your as young as you feel....
:D

I honestly feel bad for you guys...that sucks...your going to have to do something. If this continues dosnt this mean your counrtys going to be led by them in the future? What do the politicians do about them? If the problem is really as bas as I seem to hear there has to be some kind of reform? MAybe some kind of education reforms?

[Das Boot]

Are you serious? So besides old ladies, they pick on innocent people to? How do all of you guys take this? Anyone group like that here would get the crap beaten out of them...Im all for peace, but I think its time you guys stand up and beat some Chav ass ...:p :rasta:

If I ever go by that area...my first goal is going to be helping solve this chav problem you speak of...

Chav is just and English version of a wigger. I'm from Texas too so I know that thier are plenty of wiggers around here if you really want to kick some ass.

[SomeGuy]

yeah thats what I though...but the wiggers we have here dont seem as bad as the Chavs they keep talking about on here...Wiggers dont hurt innocent people most of the time...and theyre not that big of a sub-class...

[snufkin]

I honestly feel bad for you guys...that sucks...your going to have to do something. If this continues dosnt this mean your counrtys going to be led by them in the future? What do the politicians do about them? If the problem is really as bas as I seem to hear there has to be some kind of reform? MAybe some kind of education reforms?

I personally agree with you that it is the education system at fault. It supports people who are good at exams and accademic subjects and treads down on people who are practical and not accademic. The national curriculum focuses on English, Maths and Science and these lessons take up a disproportionate amount of the timetable. It is all to easy for children who aren't suited to these subjects lose there place in schools and as a result turn to beating people up to make them feel valuable and still having a bearing on the world. Our education system really does need to change to fit the needs of the individual child and the time alocated to different areas of learning to reflect abilities and interests.

[dopedog]

"I am so sick of hearing about this shit. Alright, I get the joke: poverty is big fucking laugh, and anyone who gets ideas above their station (for instance, saves money to buy Burberry gear) is clearly readying themselves for social ridicule. This pathetic, obnoxious middle-class party conversation point is so openly class-supremacist that pointing it out defeats satire. Take this website, which describes the poor who have to eat at McDonalds and whose only social frisson is donning branded sports gear as "Britain's new ruling class". What a service to the actual ruling class that is - those who are accoutured in bespoke suits and leather loafers, whose teeth are perfectly formed, and whose fingers and nails are perpetually manicured.

"Chavscum", as the website is so enlighteningly named, is replete with working class vulgarity that university educated, sneering, 'ironic' liberals can guffaw about. The images are the most potent message, and they do a better job at relaying class-hatred than all of New Labour's subliminal messages about the deserving and undeserving poor ever could. If Blair wanted to justify benefit cuts, he could not say himself that the poor only spend this money on bookies, pubs and drugs. He would have to rely on liberal intellectuals like David Aaronovitch to do it for him. (Delegating nastiness is New Labour's modus operandi). And if he wanted to jusify ASBOs, on-the-spot fines and tougher rules to put them fags out, he'd have no better alibi than this ridiculous cultural pustulation about 'chavs'. And of course, multinationals who purvey mythologies about 'real' brands are immensely assisted by those who deride 'chavs' for wearing 'counterfeit' clothing or jewellery (as if the brand itself was anything more than a signifier of 'authenticity').

Oh, their scorn for the working class woman who happens to be either up the duff or with child is most amusing. (Single mothers, too, deserve to have their benefits cut.) If such a woman dyes her hair and pulls it back in a pony tail, this is known either as a 'Croydon facelift' or a 'council house facelift'. If she pushes a pram along, she is a 'pramface'. This naked and unadorned hatred for the working class could not be made more apparent by adornment, and yet it is accepted because the stilleto knife is coated with the unction of 'satire' before slid between the ribs. Poisonous as it is, the main point is that someone who isn't me is having the piss taken out of them. Shit comics like Jimmy Carr make a living out of that. You can be as vile as you like about fat women, mother-in-laws and even members of your audience, provided it is presented on the prettifying chopping board of irony. 'Little Britain', similarly, provides an 'ironic' veneer for social resentment (of 'chavs', wheelchair layabouts, gays etc), validating the undercurrents of hatred that it purports to satirise.

This is the striking thing about the 'chavs' phenomena - its micro-progenitors are often middle class 'liberals', racist, classist and ignorant to the very marrow, yet who operate under the strange illusion that they are enlightened, liberal, anti-racist while it is their designated 'chavs' who are racist, sexist, vulgar etc.

The discourse is notable for one other curiosity - it 'ethnicises' poverty. K-Punk asked some while back: "Why is it that the desire to eliminate poverty - which, presumably, we all share - inevitably becomes a desire to eliminate the poor? It is because, in capitalist ideology, poverty has to be thought of as an ethnic, rather than a social or economic, trait? The poor are those who are genetically destined to fail, those who lack 'middle-class skills' as the Herald and Tribune put it the other day". The very word 'chav' appears to derive from the 'gypsy' word 'chavo' meaning 'little person'. It has long been used in the South East, and has now become a chic reference for 'culturally aware' apolitical liberals. Often it is the same people who indulge in gypsy-bashing who retail the schtick. They also seem to be the same who purvey and circulate the hysteria about "hoodies". Much of the e-mail traffic in workplaces is saturated with knowing references to this sort of shit. Office workers, unaware that they are allowed their e-mail and internet usage as a means of releasing job resentment, indulge in it as if it were slightly subversive and witty. And the news media, forever amused by the sumptuary proclivities of the working class, feed off this meme when they illustrate their stories about late night drinking with footage of some pissed women falling on their arses and disporting themselves across the pavement.

I can't say I wish these fervid nightmarish imaginings about the working class (violent, drunk, uncouth, branded, depoliticised, unsophisticated, thuggish etc) were expressed more honestly. Because they couldn't be expressed more honestly. It is exhibited in front of your very nose, and you are invited to revel in it. The victims of the Thatcherite purge on welfare and unions, of the atomisation and deprivation that this has produced, are now to be endlessly mocked for their condition, and this is authorised by the hilarity about "chavs". What a larf."

- lenins tomb

[da haze meister]

at least gangs around here pick on other gangs
not fuckin old ladies and shit
these fuckin stupids need to learn respect...

[darkside]

we have plenty of wiggers where i live, but they dont wear burberry. where i live only rich preppy kids wear burberry.thats definitely not gangster clothing where im from. most wiggers just wear baggy blue jeans with sewn on graffiti and quadruple xx large tupac or scarface shirts. why would somebody trying to look gangster wear burberry?

[gramzzilla420]

im as young as i want to be, so im mind, about 16 :) But in body, im 30 +
same here:thumbsup: i think weed has stunted my maturity... i will always think young... i like it that way:dance:

[sweetnhighz]

i wish i was over there now and some of these chavs try and fuk with me, i will beat their ass!

[Tom Swierzbinski]

these guys look like retards .. HELP ME NEIL.. HELP ME :-p

( on that site chavsum.com or watever, theres a video of a " chav " being arrested )

whats the fine/jail for possesion of a firearm in UK

£5,000 fine, 15 years imprisonment, revoking of FAC (FireArms Certificate) - or all three, depending on how severe the offense was.

[torbaci]

Here are some pics of chav's.....
that first pic is actually the perfect image of some chav's.....I have heard it has been used by Gypsys to mean "Boy".....

but they like burberry clothes......
lmao as you can see in the third pic.....

Im completly stereotyping by the way....They like burberry clothes and they like to tuck their trousers into their socks.....lol
Another fashion as Campbell said just like emo's, goth's and gangsters.......

EDIT.....first pic didnt load on my screen....dont know if you can see it
LOĞL They look like homosexual.

[hubblebubble]

All will Be Explained http://www.fat-pie.com/wednesdaywithdevvo.htm

[beachguy in thongs]

Thanks for clearing that up, I thought a chav was some kinda weed-pipe device xD.
Lol. Brings a new meaning to the word, huh?

People need to start raising their kids right. Especially, if they're gonna pop out babies at 15 and 16.