Sayings You Think Suck

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

This could be fun...

Let's each post a common saying that you either think is stupid, or you just don't get. I'll start:

"Dollars for donuts..."

Ex.: "Dollars for donuts, I bet you're not getting enough sleep every night."

WTF is that??

[FLORIDA MON]

"Have a good one!"

Have a good whut?:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

[cannabis campbell]

Mums the word

huh ??? :confused: !!!

[BizzleLuvin]

'if at first you dont succeed, try try again'

if you dont get it right the first time, youre doing it wrong. thats like trying to walk out the front door while its closed, running into it, then getting up and walking into it again.NEW PHRASE: if at first you dont succeed, try another way

[FLORIDA MON]

"A penny for your thoughts..."

Uh, no! Keep your penny.:twocents:

[SensiRide]

'Cheer up, it might never happen'

What might never happen?:confused:

[FLORIDA MON]

"Mean people suck!":sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying :sadcrying

Well, well, well. Look who just had an epiphany!

Tell me something that I don't know.

(Please pardon the sarcasm...gotta get to work now; ciao!)

[paperlunatic]

'if at first you dont succeed, try try again'

if you dont get it right the first time, youre doing it wrong. thats like trying to walk out the front door while its closed, running into it, then getting up and walking into it again.NEW PHRASE: if at first you dont succeed, try another way

smarty

[Swizzy89304]

'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for life'.

WTF. Just go down Tesco yer lazy cunt.

[Kush Over]

'Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for life'.

WTF. Just go down Tesco yer lazy cunt.

Personally, I prefer to fish.

Then again, I live just about IN the largest network of navigable waters in the US, so it's a privilege more than an obligation.

I don't think that's a stupid saying, though. It makes a lot of sense.

[Oneironaut]

"works like a charm"

Charms don't work at all!

[welshkillabee]

"Yeah? if you break your legs dont come running to me!"

[welshkillabee]

You'll be laughing on the other side of your face
wtf just wtf

[Swizzy89304]

'Well if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it aswell?'


If it was some crazy suicide pact we might.

[welshkillabee]

'Well if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you do it aswell?'


If it was some crazy suicide pact we might.

Heehehe
My mother used to say that but with "hand in fire" lol

[LIP]

"If you cant say anything nice dont say anything at all"

There goes free speech bitch

[insanity]

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

That one has always pissed me off

[minnesota man]

"A Bird in the Hand is Worth 2 in the Bush..."

what the fuck does that mean?

[Eshelmen]

"holla"

[Oneironaut]

"There's more than one way to skin a cat."

WTF? What kind of sick motherfucker is skinning cats?

[friendowl]

tit for tat
or some shit like that
what the hell does that mean

[enthused]

You can't have your cake and eat it too.

That one has always pissed me off

yeah bullshit right! if i want to have my cake and eat it too i fuckin will!

[Big Calhoun]

"Run Forest Run"
"Let's take this offline"
"Let's get everyone level-set"
"To that end"

most of mine come from work/meetings.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

"c`mon"

maybe not as popular in countries out side the US, but i find my mom using it over and over every morning trying to wake me up to go to school.

"lol"
can we just say "haha" or "hehe" or "that was funny"?

[welshkillabee]

I know what you mean about lol i mean who laughs out loud at a computer you might grin and giggle but laugh out loud ? come on now (lol)

[Oneironaut]

ROFL is even worse. I mean, if you don't want to be a lying bastard, you have to actually get off your chair and roll around on the floor. And if you say LMAO...well, I hope you have a big knife and a lot of Band-Aids.

[hutch b tokin]

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

[mulltie]

<mainly northern irish sayin> ''your cat''or ''thats cat'' :S its a bit mad..

[king kong bong]

when in rome...

[del...]

"you're gonna poke your eye out with that!"

[lateralus]

you might grin and giggle but laugh out loud ? come on now (lol)I laugh pretty hard at this site whenever I log in. :cool:

Here's one.

**** like a bitch. e.g., hurts like a bitch. I always ask how a bitch hurts.

"Could care less." Everyone says this, although they should be saying "couldn't", because if you could care less, you're implying that you care at all. DUH.

'Wicked'. What kind of U.K. shit is this. :)

'Beez knees'. Shut up.

I'll think of more.

[Swizzy89304]

I laugh pretty hard at this site whenever I log in. :cool:

Here's one.

**** like a bitch. e.g., hurts like a bitch. I always ask how a bitch hurts.

"Could care less." Everyone says this, although they should be saying "couldn't", because if you could care less, you're implying that you care at all. DUH.

'Wicked'. What kind of U.K. shit is this. :)

'Beez knees'. Shut up.

I'll think of more.

Wicked = general chav slang.

Oh, and theres a pub round the corner from me called the 'Beez Kneez'.

[lateralus]

ay datz wicket cool m8

[lateralus]

Wicked = general chav slang.

Oh, and theres a pub round the corner from me called the 'Beez Kneez'.Just saw your avatar.


Ay yo, fat people are hard to kidnap
So if you're fat an' you're all in this bitch then grab ya nutsack
Fat bitches don't feel left out cuz you can grab one of these skinny bitches and knock her ass out
Chubby love, show a ninja some
Cause this fat motherfucker stay ready however they come
A hungry rapper, cannible lyricist
I got host of MC's like you inside my shit
Standing poolside with a t-shirt on
Unless I'm showering or fucking, my clothes stay on
I got double cheeseburgers chasing me in my sleep
And fine hoes checking me out but scared to speak
Off the chain, off the scale, I ain't watching no weight
I'm at the barbecue high as hell fixing my plate
XX to the X-L, hit me 3 times
Come correct with my burger and fries, the king sized

[bigdaddy420]

"Do you know why I pulled you over?" I also hate the line that follows it too. "Do you know how fast you were going?" :cursing:

[lateralus]

I also hate the line that follows it too. "Do you know how fast you were going?" :cursing:Or "Why were you running around with no pants on?"

[Oneironaut]

"You fucker!"

That's not an insult, that's a compliment. If you really want to insult me, tell me that I don't get laid.

[JR77]

A Cup of Joe

I know everyone says this - but who the Hell is Joe and what does that have to do with coffee?

[flamingskullballs]

"my balls hurt cause i have gone for a week without sex"

you fuckin liar...humans are BUILT to fuck once a month...your balls hurt cause your a fuckin addict who cannot get any, so youy spend half your day jerkin it to your fathers magazines

[Oneironaut]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Not if you have AIDS, dumbass.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

"holla"

Haha... that term irks the hell out of me too.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

Oh, and I have to defend "wicked", that's a huge New England term... :)

[Ripper]

hindsight has 20/20..........

yeh right ever heard of losing your memory

peace rips

[lateralus]

humans are BUILT to fuck once a month...Whoa, I'm built to fuck at least every three days.

[lateralus]

Not that I manage to pull it off all the time.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

Not if you have AIDS, dumbass.

ACTUALLY, considering that one pertains to DENTISTRY, it's redundant because you still gonna see a Dr. for SOMETHING, not matter how many apples you eat!


should be keeps the dentist away, and i never knew why it wasnt.

"for shits and giggles"... seriously, who wants diahreah, and on top of that laughs when they have it?

IM TOO SCARED TO LAUGH!

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

"my balls hurt cause i have gone for a week without sex"

you fuckin liar...humans are BUILT to fuck once a month...your balls hurt cause your a fuckin addict who cannot get any, so youy spend half your day jerkin it to your fathers magazines

correction: huimans are built to WITHSTAND such long outings without sex, they are not nessacarily built to ONLY have sex once a month. that's redundant.


humans are horney little fucks who need a lore more sex than they're getting.


and ironically fewer babies (at least untill peace and harmony reign supreme instead of greed and money)

[lateralus]

A dentist is a doctor too!!!

[king kong bong]

um all rap slang.

[lateralus]

humans are horney little fucks who need a lore more sex than they're getting.Yes, hence the success of the race. Six billion!
um all rap slang.STDzRus posted about www.urbandictionary.com. Every once in awhile, I need a translation.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

I hate when people use the word "rubbish".

[toke it up 420]

"There's more than one way to skin a cat."

WTF? What kind of sick motherfucker is skinning cats?
uhh... i might... i hate cats
lol
in all homesty, i wouldnt, but i fucking hate them so much
read tis link
its great
http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html

[cannabis campbell]

ROFL is even worse. I mean, if you don't want to be a lying bastard, you have to actually get off your chair and roll around on the floor. And if you say LMAO...well, I hope you have a big knife and a lot of Band-Aids.

LMAO....... shit brb need band-aids.................... :( :(

[cannabis campbell]

'Do you know who i am'

:confused: Obviously not :confused: ?

[cannabis campbell]

'Who do you think you are'
Me :confused: ?

[bigdaddy420]

Or "Why were you running around with no pants on?" That is actually a pretty good question, I don't think I want to know the answer.:what:

[JunkYard]

A saying my parents always used:

"I'll knock you into next week!"

I hated when they told me that....

[kush07]

I can't remember it exactly, but its by Ben. Franklin talking about saving a penny a day. I mean, WTF, at the end of the year you have what? $3.65! That is barely enough to get you a galon of gas.

Happy Toking :rasta:

[Skink]

I Would Imagine... WTF does that mean??? Either you know or don't know...

[graph]

Beauty is only skin deep.

This gives the view that the only beauty is physical beauty.

Maybe I'm looking too far into it.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

a penny saved is a penny earned.... yeah that's a load of crap these days.


abck then though, the penny was the equivelant of the modern dollar, so... it USED to make sense lol



now, people go around saying a 20 saved is a 20 earned. $20 a day is going to be a lot better than a measly $3.65 a year.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

oh yeah "blinding speed".

always hated that one... it doesnt blind you! it goes by so fast you cant see it, but you are not blind damnit!

[lateralus]

I can't remember it exactly, but its by Ben. Franklin talking about saving a penny a day. I mean, WTF, at the end of the year you have what? $3.65! That is barely enough to get you a galon of gas.Dude, back then $3.65 could like buy a car.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

lol well maybe $35.50 but still.. yeah... lol

[jonny]

no, it is 3.65.

Anyway, I hate it when you've lost something an people have there ost annoying sayings then,

"Its the last place you look" Obviously..Who keeps looking once they've found what they where looking for?!

"when did you have it last" If I remembered the last point I had it, then I'd know where it is!

[willystylle]

A saying my parents always used:

"I'll knock you into next week!"

I hated when they told me that....

Or 'I'll box your ears'





How about 'I went through the same thing when I was your age.'

WTF were my parents doing smoking bong butt-naked sitting in a garden chair next to the swimming pool at 3:00am while shouting profanities at the trees coz 'they're gonnna bust me'?????

[poorprincess]

"hows it goin"

I hate it when strangers say that to me. Like I'm gunna be able to say anything but, "oh it's good." I cant be like, "well it's goin pretty bad actually" cuz you have to say something short since their a stranger and dont really wanna have a conversation with you.