Jesus Crist!

[dog420]

Jesus Crist superstar came down from heaven on a yamaha, pulled a skid killed a kid and crushed his balls on a dustbin lid!

When he died he burried me, then put my balls on a cherrytree, when there ripe, take a bite, dont blame me in your sick all night!

No reason, just wanted to share that with you! :stoned:

Peace

[hutch b tokin]

In 1986, My dick got caught in a fence!! My mom screamed, my dick turned GREEN, 1986

[LIP]

Christ not crist lol

[dog420]

Christ not crist lol

:stoned:

[bedake]

i like mashed potatoes, my favorite are the ones that are home made. Pinnapples are also good.

[hutch b tokin]

I like that bottom layer of the jello that tastes better than aaalll the rest..:stoned:

[LIP]

I like Chicken. Fried Chicken :):)

[JunkYard]

When I was young, I didn't have no sense.
Stuck my dick on an electric fence
It curld my hairs and tickled my balls

I PISSED ALL OVER MY OVERALLS

(And it shocked)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it shocked...

[Capt. Carl]

When I was 8 I tempted fate,
I smothered my balls in peanut butter.
When my dog came up it was too late,
He licked and licked I screamed "Oh Mother!".
Then I heard a pop,
and my heart almost stopped.
I looked down,
with a frown.
My left nut was not be be found.
I was only 8 ya' know,
I really shoulda' just hired a ho'

:(