ANGER MANAGEMENT

[BloodyRedBarron]

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Fred Hanifin. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up.

I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?"

He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

hahahaha that's funny stuff. funny stuff. bad karma, but funny stuff.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Sounds so familiar...

Why not destroy something?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

personally, destruction helps me the most, in fact, it's my only vice for ridding myself of the overly excessive anger trapped inside with no way out.


i like to shatter things and punch holes through dry wall.



but i cant do that without getting more pissed off later because of the consequences that brings up between family, and even if not that, it will require money to fix anyways, so even if it were my own house, i'd still have a land lord who i would want to later murder over the whole fix the wall problem. so im ultimately fucked.

[Funkamander]

Fuck karma. Fuck it in it's non-existent ass.

Anger, however, is very real and very beautiful. To see a man lose his temper is to see him at his limits. It's like one of those flowers that only opens up once in a while, and has strange made-up colors inside.

And to be on the recieving end of fury! A bonding experience like no other! See the man rampaging to and fro before you! You are what has done this to him! Look at what you've made of him!

If I do, in fact, die, I'd like to be murdered by my fiercest enemy. And let him feast on my organs, he earned them!

[sm0k1t]

see! we can find beauty anywhere =) aint that great!

[Moose101]

I find it therapeutic to just write angry psychotic stuff on my myspace profile, then hit on girls. They see my comments and think, "oh, how sweet." Then they move on to see my profile and think, "that's not very sweet!" I don't understand why, but girls seem so snotty and critical when you meet em on the internet. They are so much more open minded when you meet em on the public transit or something. Hell, sometimes they literally throw themselves at me. The trains negative acceleration does sometimes catch me offguard but it seems to have a much higher consistancy on the young female population.

[beachguy in thongs]

Where do people learn these negative ways??? Who taught these things?

It's one thing to do it, it's another spreading it and promoting it.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

can i just disappear, god, please? i didnt do anything to you, why do you continue to hold me here in this pit of hell against my will?