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PureEvil760
04-23-2006, 07:16 AM
beginning of a paper worth 1/3 of entire grade -
Imagine for a moment, that you are a deer deep within the forsest. You trot threw the dead leaves crunching under your feet like potato chips. A cool breeze blows bye, all you hear is the sounds of the forest, leaves rustling in the treese and birds chirping far off in the distance. You spot a small stream, that you have drunken from for many years. You move your head down to get a taste of the crystal clear running water as the sun shimmers down threw the branches lighting up small areas of the stream randomly. Then BAM a bullet from a hunters gun almost a mile away tears threw your skull causing blood to flow out from both sides of your head. The last thing you see is drops of blood carried away by the stream as you look down, the last thing you hear is the echo of the gun blast traveling threw the once peaceful forest setting. Despite how you may feel at this point you are not a deer, you are human. Deer hunting not only helps in controlling the problems contributed with deer over population, it also contributes to less vehicle-related accidents and injuries.

minnesota man
04-23-2006, 07:25 AM
You should have run spell check first.

Can I read the rest?

Rarrr
04-23-2006, 07:39 AM
Damn deer huggers, keeping people from passing their english assignments

beachguy in thongs
04-23-2006, 03:08 PM
What if reincarnation is the answer?

I can still see Hunters shooting down their dead-family while they're trying to run away. Their dead family doesn't have guns and neither do the deer.

Maybe, it's a joke because our world is so cruel. God sends the dead to watch us as animals and all we do is kill them (again).

VoidLivesOn
04-23-2006, 03:43 PM
Bet if you knew that deer would have been the reason you failed 9th grade English you wouldn't have shot it huh? :)

God v2.0
04-23-2006, 07:42 PM
Sooooo, because humans invented cars and build roads and develop the land, it means that deer have to pay for it with their lives? Thats bullshit.

Oh and don't even get me started on survival of the fittest! It doesn't even make sense!

Kid Dynamite
04-23-2006, 08:09 PM
i think he meant he failed ninth grade english 3 times because he cant spell through or forest.

SomeGuy
04-23-2006, 09:26 PM
i think he meant he failed ninth grade english 3 times because he cant spell through or forest.

or "by" or "trees"...or for any of the other spelling and grammatical errors there:p :rasta:

Its a Plant
04-23-2006, 09:57 PM
yah, so did you fail just because of those spelling errors, or was there more? My guess is there is more because you just dont fail an entire course because of some mispelled words. As far as the paper goes, it's an..um, interesting intro but you just paint a violent scenerio without any background info the reader might need to know. So really, just take out everything except the last sentence and start over. You can be creative with term papers, just not like that.