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P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
04-19-2006, 01:10 AM
Okay, I thought that I was S.O.L. for getting a job working for the city, so I started toking again. Well, they called me today saying my interview is on 4/20 (how fucking cruel is that!?) and I really need to clean out my system ASAP by whatever means necessary. I need all the ideas I can get (besides telling them to fuck off) and if all else fails I'll have to go with bleach :( Help me, please!
Thanks,
Jake
MoonStarer420
04-19-2006, 01:21 AM
Drink a lot of poweraid/gatoraid or fluids in general. You need to be pissing like 15 times a day.
Smoking Ganja
04-19-2006, 01:21 AM
I'm no expert but from what ive heard you should exercise and drink lots of water, depends on when you need to get clean by though.
btw, i hope you were joking about the bleach... never use the bleach haha
Vinny87
04-19-2006, 02:38 AM
Wrap yourself in plastic and run on a treadmill and drink a shit load of water. Trust me.
CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-19-2006, 03:01 AM
hmmm... when they run test just say
"hey, at least its only marjuana" :thumbsup:
Or erm... drink water, yea.... lol, even tho u told me you threw up by drinking so much water? lol.
People can actually die from water overdose. Ain't that some shit?
Fez4Prez
04-19-2006, 03:17 AM
Hey penguin......here are a few things you can do.
1) overnight some quick fix 4.0 thats what alot of people do and since its for employment u dont have anything to worry about it will work just make sure u have it at 90-100 degrees.
2) use this thread seems like the people say this works for when u are in a bind just do it the day of and it works everytime they say http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=16287
Its a Plant
04-19-2006, 03:18 AM
If your still worried about pissing clean, just get one of those detox kits or pills. It's expensive, but at least it works for sure.
WannaSmokePot
04-19-2006, 03:33 AM
surefire way: Get a clean friend to piss into a condom. Tape it to your leg. In the bathroom, put his piss into the test cup.
CrAzYpOtHeAd
04-19-2006, 04:13 AM
People can actually die from water overdose. Ain't that some shit?
lmao. wow, i never knew that. lol. How much would you need to drink?
bayareapothead5
04-19-2006, 04:27 AM
Some guy died a few years ago because on his 21st bday he tried to be safe and drink 21 gallons of water instead of 21 shots of alchohol...aint that a bitch.oh by the way i think he got through somethin like 13 gallons then died from drowning himself to death.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
04-19-2006, 10:02 PM
Too late for the bleach...I added a bit with my morning soda. I'm still alive so...whatever...I'm also drinking 2 gallons of water a day like I do in the summer and am pissing clear (and extremely full bladders) every hour. Any more tips?
lmao. wow, i never knew that. lol. How much would you need to drink?
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/42/1671_51282.htm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/showbiz/3044502.stm
smitty420
04-19-2006, 11:36 PM
have a clean friend piss in a condom bring mini scissors and cut the tip off and walla u have a clean piss test
P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
04-20-2006, 01:59 AM
Clean piss, not an option. All my friends who would agree to it are dirty themselves.
Although this girl who likes me once suckered her boyfriend for doing it, but I turned him down. I just don't want to have a condom full of piss taped to my leg for an hour or so.
Thanks for the link on the fruit pectin, whoever gave it to me. It just so happens that, once upon a time, my mother made jalepeno jelly and still has plenty of pectin left (a few ounces) so I'll just do that day of, and I'll chew up a couple multivitamins a few hours before to make my piss yellow.
Wish me luck?
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