HELP ME GOD!

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Okay, I thought that I was S.O.L. for getting a job working for the city, so I started toking again. Well, they called me today saying my interview is on 4/20 (how fucking cruel is that!?) and I really need to clean out my system ASAP by whatever means necessary. I need all the ideas I can get (besides telling them to fuck off) and if all else fails I'll have to go with bleach Help me, please!

Thanks,
Jake

P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on 04-19-2006. HELP ME GOD! Okay, I thought that I was S.O.L. for getting a job working for the city, so I started toking again. Well, they called me today saying my interview is on 4/20 (how fucking cruel is that!?) and I really need to clean out my system ASAP by whatever means necessary. I need all the ideas I can get (besides telling them to fuck off) and if all else fails I'll have to go with bleach :( Help me, please! Thanks, Jake Rating: 5

[MoonStarer420]

Drink a lot of poweraid/gatoraid or fluids in general. You need to be pissing like 15 times a day.

[Smoking Ganja]

I'm no expert but from what ive heard you should exercise and drink lots of water, depends on when you need to get clean by though.

btw, i hope you were joking about the bleach... never use the bleach haha

[Vinny87]

Wrap yourself in plastic and run on a treadmill and drink a shit load of water. Trust me.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

hmmm... when they run test just say

"hey, at least its only marjuana" :thumbsup:

Or erm... drink water, yea.... lol, even tho u told me you threw up by drinking so much water? lol.

[ERBA]

People can actually die from water overdose. Ain't that some shit?

[Fez4Prez]

Hey penguin......here are a few things you can do.

1) overnight some quick fix 4.0 thats what alot of people do and since its for employment u dont have anything to worry about it will work just make sure u have it at 90-100 degrees.

2) use this thread seems like the people say this works for when u are in a bind just do it the day of and it works everytime they say http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=16287

[Its a Plant]

If your still worried about pissing clean, just get one of those detox kits or pills. It's expensive, but at least it works for sure.

[WannaSmokePot]

surefire way: Get a clean friend to piss into a condom. Tape it to your leg. In the bathroom, put his piss into the test cup.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

People can actually die from water overdose. Ain't that some shit?

lmao. wow, i never knew that. lol. How much would you need to drink?