have you ever sneezed whlie your pissing

[friendowl]

that shit hurts.

[Fengzi]

LOL

Have you ever gotten the swab test for gonhorrea? Now that REALLY hurts.

[EciRonTog]

Better than sneezing while you take a bong rip.

[friendowl]

or cutting up an ounce of cocaine

[Bong30]

I was twisting in bed, down to the floor to pick something up and i sneezed. It felt like a rubber band snapped in my side. It hurt for like 2 weeks. Felt like i broke something.

I was like did i just break a rib sneezing? noway...... it felt like i did

[acrca]

that shit hurts.
This shit made me laugh so hard, and no ive never done that, it sure sounds like it hurts

[too as in also]

i have,and that shit does hurt.

[LIP]

Not personally no, actually, fuck yes i have!

Yeah it caines like a mother fucker

[Bubbleman]

It sucks.

[MoonStarer420]

Yea, pissed all over the side of the toilet

[yoda]

Yea, pissed all over the side of the toilet

man, ive sneezed while pissing a few times, and im lucky to even hit the toilet. ill sneeze, and have to aim away from teh shower.

[punkrockzero]

yeah thats a bitch. then you gotta clean it up quick before somebody notices youre screwin around in there...

[orangeman]

Yeah I have but it doesnt hurt :p.

[rhinoblanco]

yea ive done that, it dont hurt that bad but you feel like an asshole after u just pissed all over the place because of it

[NextLineIsMine]

the worst is aiming for the toilet with that morning boner. You have to get your trajectory just right and then as the stream weakens you got to walk towards the toilet.

[LIP]

lol, damn straight, i hate my morning glory... Spesh when i sneeze with it lol...

And i hate pissing all over the toilet seat, gotta be quick or people will start to wonder...


How come no girls have posted here lol... they sneeze and piss too dont they lol?

[orangeman]

How come no girls have posted here lol... they sneeze and piss too dont they lol?

Rofl you perverted bastard.

[yoda]

the worst is aiming for the toilet with that morning boner. You have to get your trajectory just right and then as the stream weakens you got to walk towards the toilet.

morning wood sucks

[Logs]

or cutting up an ounce of cocaine
I'd cry.

[Essence]

that shit hurts. :stoned: I'm stoned,,,heh,,,made me crack up,,,LMAO the things you think of...a true stoner my friend,,,:smokin: