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scream
03-28-2006, 07:08 PM
so, my mom called me at college last night and asked if i wanted to go and get something to eat. i said yes and then we proceeded to go to a restraunt and order. shortly after we order my mom asked me if i smoked weed. so, i just told her yes. then she asked me if i smoked everyday and i said...many times. then she laughed. next she asked how much we pay and i said "for shitty stuff about 75 an ounce...for real good stuff close to 350 and ounce" then she laughed at me and told me she used to get it for no more then 15 and ounce.
well, that went better then i expected

madteenmind
03-28-2006, 07:30 PM
wow that's awesome :)
if only all parents were as accepting of weed.

brendan
03-28-2006, 07:37 PM
nice! my parents know i smoke weed, but they hate the fact i do...funny though they know nothing about drugs at all, fools

DazedNblazed
03-28-2006, 08:03 PM
Hell yeah, my dad is an ex-stoner hes still a burnout id smoke with him everyday but my mom is a fucking nazi.

orangeman
03-28-2006, 08:05 PM
Scream your mom is cool. My mom knows I smokes and accepts it, but if my dad knew he'd rip my lungs out :(.

pixel
03-28-2006, 08:09 PM
my parents don't drink or anything (my dad smokes cigs and i really think he smokes weed but i dont know for sure... found a bag and my friends pipe in his closet (although he might have taken it away and was hiding it to be thrown out or shown to my mom or something)) they think people should go through life dealing with their problems themselves instead of using drugs to deal with them... but i slammed that back and said i don't use marijuana to deal with my problems i use it because its FUN!

then they whipped out the "it's illegal and you could get that on your record" and that argument can be tough to overcome so i jus said "my networks and all of that are completely safe and reliable and i dont meet random people in random places for my shit a longtime friend sells to me" (which is true but the only time im in danger is the drive home really)

so it kind of ended in a stalemate, and i told them i wasn't going to stop. now every time the house smells "funny" my mom asks me if i was smoking, even when i havent smoked in the house for days (and she usually smiles when she asks it so they're becoming more and more accepting of it every time they run into it)

imagoober
03-29-2006, 01:12 AM
Screamk, sounds like it went well:D kinda funny thinking about you mom smokin when she was younger isnt it? pixel, doesnt that shit annoy you when they always blame a smell on you and laugh like retards (*giggling* hes high!) that shit annoys the hell out of me whether its a friend or a family member!

d00d989
03-29-2006, 01:29 AM
so, my mom called me at college last night and asked if i wanted to go and get something to eat. i said yes and then we proceeded to go to a restraunt and order. shortly after we order my mom asked me if i smoked weed. so, i just told her yes. then she asked me if i smoked everyday and i said...many times. then she laughed. next she asked how much we pay and i said "for shitty stuff about 75 an ounce...for real good stuff close to 350 and ounce" then she laughed at me and told me she used to get it for no more then 15 and ounce.
well, that went better then i expected
thats awesome, you're lucky :)

P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
03-29-2006, 02:11 AM
I feel the teasing me when high thing. God I fucking hate it. I'll be high, and my dad'll be all cool and just be normal, but my mom'll start being a bitch and get real touchy about things. Sometimes she even gives me chores to do while I'm high just to fuck with me :curse:

And when I show up at school high, which I love doing, my friends all giggle and point and ask how much I smoked and scream out "JAKE'S HIGH, EVERYBODY! JAKE'S HIGH! Hey, you see my friend here? He's high."

soxsuk6432
03-29-2006, 05:56 AM
I feel the teasing me when high thing. God I fucking hate it. I'll be high, and my dad'll be all cool and just be normal, but my mom'll start being a bitch and get real touchy about things. Sometimes she even gives me chores to do while I'm high just to fuck with me :curse:

And when I show up at school high, which I love doing, my friends all giggle and point and ask how much I smoked and scream out "JAKE'S HIGH, EVERYBODY! JAKE'S HIGH! Hey, you see my friend here? He's high."
My friends do that to. It annoys the hell out of me. I hate drawing attention to myself when I'm stoned even more than normal. What's even worse is when they do that stupid ass game where they hit you because you can't block it.

slipknotpsycho
03-29-2006, 06:05 AM
somehow i'm not amazed by this story.. you're in college, it'd be a bit diffrent if you were still living under their/her roof....

notrightquite
03-29-2006, 06:18 AM
My Mom makes me help her out with homework when I'm high.

Hollandica
03-29-2006, 08:22 AM
scream, that really is a hehhehheh-moment, one tha tneeds to be celebrated.

jfoster
03-31-2006, 01:10 AM
I feel the teasing me when high thing. God I fucking hate it. I'll be high, and my dad'll be all cool and just be normal, but my mom'll start being a bitch and get real touchy about things. Sometimes she even gives me chores to do while I'm high just to fuck with me :curse:

And when I show up at school high, which I love doing, my friends all giggle and point and ask how much I smoked and scream out "JAKE'S HIGH, EVERYBODY! JAKE'S HIGH! Hey, you see my friend here? He's high."

people do that to me too. they always try to mess with me by dancing around and doing crazy shit. it doesn't work. i just say "dude, wtf is your problem". im a freshman in high school and i am probably one of five freshman that smokes in the entire school. everyone is so gay about it. they always say i reak even though i dont and i get all paranoid at it ruins my high:mad:

NightProwler
03-31-2006, 01:15 AM
damn... my parents make it seem like weed is the devil.

WeedLovingVeteran
03-31-2006, 01:17 AM
Weeds nothing..............most parents will put any worries that have at the back of their minds and they will deny the logic of what their brain is trying to tell them.

My mum found a mirror in a box with a razor blade and a snorting tubing when i turned 15.......it was my birthday and coke is only for special occassions.

The next day she found a pipe, £20 bag, and a few spare E's i had holding for my dealer. (300 tabs). she went sick LMAO! :(

TheAtomicPunk
03-31-2006, 01:17 AM
And when I show up at school high, which I love doing, my friends all giggle and point and ask how much I smoked and scream out "JAKE'S HIGH, EVERYBODY! JAKE'S HIGH! Hey, you see my friend here? He's high."

Omg man I feal for you on that. That sucks! This started hittin me on my chest and I couldn't do anything about it, and he wouldn't stop cuz he's a dick, so I pulled out my knife and chased him with it for like 5 minutes, for real. I scared the shit out of him, but he deserved it.


Those things are a huge buzz kill...

CoolWings
03-31-2006, 01:35 AM
My mom gets into this big cleaning mode when shes high.. she tries to be all productive.. and obviously im sitting on the couch telling her to chill out because Im high too.. god i love that my whole family smokes

LISTEN2KMK
03-31-2006, 04:38 AM
yeah i went to drioving school high everyday for two weeks, and all my "friends knew it" they were really only my friends in elemenmtary but high school has its ways of seperating friends. and they were all laughing and one of em was like "you smell real bad man." and our instructor is a PIG. well its cool i stole his full pack of marlboro reds and lighter. haha

mojoke
03-31-2006, 07:21 AM
yeah i went to drioving school high everyday for two weeks, and all my "friends knew it" they were really only my friends in elemenmtary but high school has its ways of seperating friends. and they were all laughing and one of em was like "you smell real bad man." and our instructor is a PIG. well its cool i stole his full pack of marlboro reds and lighter. haha

i got friends like that. i always feel ashamed of myself when i see them and they know im high. they're always like "yea, we all knew he was going to be a pothead" and its like fuck you square head.

o and, thats cool that you stole a pigs cigs hehehehehe :thumbsup:

WeedLovingVeteran
03-31-2006, 10:50 AM
Nice steal man :D Hahaha they must of being the best tasting ciggy's you had ever had.....nothings better than stealing from an authority.

I reached into a PIG's car and stole his flick stick which was on the dash. Some PIG's can be cool though, depends on where you live i guess!

LISTEN2KMK
03-31-2006, 03:08 PM
mmmmmm....the satisfying taste of justice served!

cushy
03-31-2006, 08:27 PM
I wish my mom was cool with me smoking..althought I think she might have alot when she was younger

when we were in jamaica a dude walked by with a spliff in his ear..shes like "smell that? thats marijuana" ...I was just like "oh so thats what it smells like" hahaha