worst thing you did as a kid

[friendowl]

when we are young we do dumb shit.
i got into a beef with some guy alex on my block.
his mom and dad were fucked up too.
one day he stole my bike and sold it.
i couldnt prove it but i knew.
when him and his parents left for the weekend
i put the garden hose in the window and turned it on.
on sun when they came back i had totally forgotten
we were playing football inm the street when i heard the mom
yell and scream and talk shit.i walked over and pretended
like i didnt know.they knew i did it but couldnt prove it.
payback is a bitch.they had to empty the whole house of furniture.
it took them quite awhile.major damage.

now that i got my own house i cant imagine that happening to me.
i was a bad kid.

[geonagual]

One time..

When I was a kid (about 9). I was out camping with some family friends.
We spotted a birds nest up in a tree and I climbed up and grabbed it
There were 10 little baby birdies in there chirping
I layed the nest with the chicks on the ground
I picked up a huge rock
and crushed them all.

Then I went and ate some dinner

I am bad, I know

[Nochowderforyou]

I was a bad kid too and I've done a ton of rotten things.

A kid who was 2 years older than me use to make fun of me because I wore braces. One night he was walking by my house and he started calling me names again, well I blew up at him and basically told him to bring it on. He came over, and I socked him once in the face, and he then returned the favour by hitting me about 5 times in the lip. I lost it, went inside, grabbed a frozen can of orange juice, and pelted it directly at his nose. I broke it in 2 places and never got caught for it.

I use to steal lawn oranaments when I drank too much. Go car hopping, like opening car doors and finding whatever I could.

I broke a car window once for $20 in a parking lot.

I once jumped in my moms rental car after work, and I pulled down on the gear shifter and it went in reverse all on its own. It backed into the middle of the main street and ran into my house screaming.

I egged houses and cars for fun.

I once dropped a rock from on top of a bridge onto a persons cars windsheild. I never got busted because I high tailed it out of there.

I was a bad boy.

[geonagual]

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.

[tblueyes]

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.
Lol, I bet the farmers loved you.

[friendowl]

another funny time
i went with a friend to his friends house.this kid was rich.
in his room he had a 120 gallon saltwater tank.it was fucking huge.
this kid "denny" teels me that he's selling it.he's like 9 years old
the lil rich bastard.i was broke and mean so i got an idea.
when we left i got his number and called him up.
i said "a denny ill buy the tank for 1000 dollars".
"when do you want it" " hold on let me ask my dad"
i told him to take the water out and ill pickit up in two hours.
well two hours later we drove by and see the dad and dickhead denny
sitting in the driveway with the aquarium stuff all over.pumps,filters.
fish in buckets gravel all over the place.
i called him back and told him i changed my mind
i bought a dog instead.

[bwell]

My bestfriend and I paintballed some girl that ratted on my that I had a knife in school. That bitch got me sent to a detention home and kicked outta school. I Broke into her house one night when I saw the bitch leave and I brought a bat and broke all the shit in her room and left the other parts of the house fine.

I smoked weed for the first time when I was ten, I personally think thats pretty bad. But then didnt touch the stuff till like this year.

[friendowl]

we used to lay a rope down across the street.we duct taped
a baloon and a pillow case to the rope.
when cars passed by we pull the rope and the pillow-case balloon
thing looked like a person.
the cars would slam the brakes hard
once this car slammed into a parked car.
we ran and ran
the cops investigated and took the pillow-case creature away

[MaRiAh]

when i was 4 and my big brother was 5 we tied a shoelace around one of our cats necks and swung the kitty around over our heads singing helicopter.....
it was my brothers idea i swear!!!
dont worry... the kitty lived.... so did the other 2 cats that we had.... we did horrible stuff to them but i think swinging jake around by his neck with a slipknot was pretty bad :P

[Swizzy89304]

I sold porn on floppy discs for 50p each at Bishop Stopford - my Secondary school, which was a Christian school.

[Theduderino]

Took out the school's electricity for over a week. ;)

[Swizzy89304]

I also dropped an unopened Tango can out of the science floor window. It was about 40 feet up, and I missed my target (which was a ginger teacher).

It was orange Tango aswell. Waited fuckin ages for her to appear, then I miss.

[BigBlock]

I killed a hobo with a broken wine bottle.

[tilt]

I used to some pretty michevious things... I am not going to go into detail.
But.... One thing that I did that was pretty bad was completely fuck up 6 handicap short busses (every window broken... bashed with huge rocks). The busses were fucked. I felt kind of bad after that one.

[Fengzi]

When I was little kid like, 3-4, I was totally psycho. I sent several other kids to the hospital. One time this bitch who was like 3 years older than me was pushing me around so I picked up a garden rake and smaked her in the head with it. Not one of those flexible ones for raking leaves but one of those heavy,stiff, metal ones for raking dirt. Another time this other kid pissed me off so the next day I snuck up behind him and bashed his head with a rock. Fortunately that was still back when people weren't so quick to sue and just figured it was kids being kids.

[Its a Plant]

Well, in my younger teenage years me and my friends used to garage hop every weekend and get free beer. We would take a lot too. I mean, A LOT. One time we had about 6 cases of corona and 2 of bud light. But hey, it was free beer, and that's what people get for leaving their garages open, plus it is always a huge rush. Never got caught though (knock on wood) but had some close calls.

[KronicKilla]

i remember when i was in 6th grade i was walking to school and picked up a hunk of glass and threw it at this girl.. cops came and wanted to charge me with assult with a deadly weapon... luckly its a small town and my dad knew the cop so the cop just scared me he really wasnt gonna take me to jail...but this girl was bonafide crazy...later in high school she made one of those hit list...im proud to say i have seen it and was in the top 5

[slipknotpsycho]

when i was 4 and my big brother was 5 we tied a shoelace around one of our cats necks and swung the kitty around over our heads singing helicopter.....
it was my brothers idea i swear!!!
dont worry... the kitty lived.... so did the other 2 cats that we had.... we did horrible stuff to them but i think swinging jake around by his neck with a slipknot was pretty bad :P
i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

[Nochowderforyou]

Me and my friends used to go out to an old storage feild where they stored live-in trailers for the oil feild workers. Out of season, we got in about a dozen different trailers and bust out every single mirror and window.

We did the same thing with parked train locomotives. I still have one of the huge wrenches that I could unscrew a huge lightpole with.

I once poured an entire beer in a mailbox. A federal offense. :D

[da haze meister]

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html

[slipknotpsycho]

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html
i said i'm cool with cats now... but that was like a cock tease.. i would of read all 1001...

[benagain]

I don't think i've ever done anything super terrible, but I've had my fun like all boys. Most of it was with my best friend jon.
Once in boy scouts were were all out camping. me and a couple buds of mine snuck off and walked to the local elementry school and proceeded to piss all over the bus seats and we stold the fan, first aid kit and broom.
We also started a tradition one time on a trip to a wrestling tournament. the deal was whoever caused the most fucked up shit one. At the super 8 motel we stol 3 fire extinguishers and a maid cart with some laundry in it. We then had all the guy piss in it and another guy take a shit in it. We then launched it from the top of the stairs to see how much air it would get.
At the state wrestling tournament we did the most damage. We all got shitfaced drunk, then we broke the foldout couch (it wouldn't go back from being a bed to a couch), then we took all the pictures down and had a hole punching contest (whoever hit a beam was out. last one punchine won), then we stold a bunch of orange road cones from the parking lot and some of those big plants they have at the entrance. Then we found a leaf blower so we cranked it up and ran around the halls at 3 am with it running fill blast. When we were done we just left it sitting on the ground in front of some guys room, we then stold a rather fancy EXIT sign (lights and everything) and went to bed. Around 4ish the fire alarm went off and the whole building had to be evacuated. Aparently the leaf blower exaust clouded up around the fire alarm and set it off. We were accused of everything, but never got caught (back in 98 cameras weren't in every hotel).
Oh yea, I didn't do it but it was funny as hell non the less. Once at wrestling camp at App, somone shit in a brown paper back and stuck it in a microwave for 30 mins and ran off. That floor and the neighboring ones smelled like shit all day long.

[Jeff Spicoli]

masturbated with my sisters underwares and vibrating dildo

[Fan o KmK]

im a bit of a computer hacker. last year i thought it would be funny to bomb-mail my science teacher. 15,000 emails saying "Gh05t P\/\/n3D" to the email server. crashed the entire system, destroyed that weeks file backups and potentially scared the shit out of the district office. that was pretty bad.

[Baker420]

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

LMAO...it may sound bad , but that literally made me laugh out loud....you actually planned out how to put them in a dryer, but just set it to fluff...shit, i never would of thought of that.

[JunkYard]

I went to a 'lock in' at a skating rink when I was 11, (Thats when you go skating, and they lock the doors all night to keep you in) and sold 'no-doze' to all the kids, and told them it was speed. I made a 'VERY' good profit that night, and the kiddies loved the product, lol!

Not a single complaint! (Imagine that!)

Not that bad really, but maybe a little mischievious, lol!

[C4nn4Bliss]

Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.

rofl

Moltovs were the shit!

Once we learned the wonderful art of making pipe bombs we made a fatty and got a fat stack of printed porn and any porn mags we could find, cut a hole ina playground slide slid the pipe bomb in and then put all the porn underneath the slide under some dirt

Blew the whole slide to shit and sent porn flying everywhere....awesome! Drove by later and they had the bomb squad in those funny suits checkin it all out.

another time we poured so much gas in a port-o-let that it melted to the ground. While after that one i accidentally lit a bottle of rubber cement on fire and ended up tossing it in trunk of a tree...The tree burned to the ground and fell within feet of a house

after about a year the schools put up signs with a 20,000 reward for any information on the vandalism, Good thing i burned em!


Cant help but feel i used all my luck in the span of 2-3 years, it was worth it!

[C4nn4Bliss]

oh yeah, mountain bikes made the perfect getaway for vandalism!

[C4nn4Bliss]

we used to lay a rope down across the street.we duct taped
a baloon and a pillow case to the rope.
when cars passed by we pull the rope and the pillow-case balloon
thing looked like a person.
the cars would slam the brakes hard
once this car slammed into a parked car.
we ran and ran
the cops investigated and took the pillow-case creature away


hahaha same thing works with a rope and a realistic looking stuffed dog at night!

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

i killed my dads dog by throwing big clumps of dirt at its face when i was about 5 cause it was barking at me non-stop.

it died a few months later of sickness.

my dad loved that dog like it was worth a million dollars...he still doesnt know, and he never will. :)

[HiddenBeauty]

i fucking hate cats...

I'm a bit upset and annoyed that you have done all those things to cats I love my cats and they have sometimes been more of a comfort to me then friends.

I haven't harmed anything living,well not physically,but I hurt my mums feelings when the copper took me home and asked my mum for the mothers day card I had stolen.That in my eyes is the worst thing I ever done :(

If anybody is thinking of starting a family then they should read this thread first :D :cool: :smokin:

[turtle420]

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

[JunkYard]

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

OMG, that's too funny!
.

[HiddenBeauty]

When I was 15 (no license yet) I took without permission my PERSON's brand new, 2 week old Mustang... 4.6...

Didn't have the experience... so I crashed it... into another car... then another car...

I totalled the 2week Mustang (fucking cool car), I totalled another car, and I totalled yet a third car.

Three cars, one crash.

Oh well... I was 15... and, I've come to live past my Mario Andretti days...

:eek: Did the owner not try to strangle you with their bare hands ?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm a bit upset and annoyed that you have done all those things to cats
Thanks. You kept me from scrolling up and getting pissed, disappointed, and ashamed for human beings, in general.

When I was two years old (maybe, younger), we were feeding a stray cat and I watched it go underneath the car (into the fan). I had no idea, so I asked my mother to go to the store, and when we started the car, the cat was still in the fan, my mother didn't know. My memory skips from sitting in the car to standing near her feeding spot, on the side of the garage, watching a bunch of emergency people standing around the car. I can't remember what they did. I love cats.

[MaRiAh]

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

shit..... and i thought i was mean to cats!!!...... btw i love animals now and i would never harm one ...... theyre so sweet:)



another thing i did when i was a kid was when i was 5 my best friends little sister was 3 and i think she had like bipolar or w/e she had.... she was fucking crazy she gave her mom a black eye and beat her big sister up tons of times...... anyhoo we all went down into the basement and she got in the drier and told me to close the door to it properly or she would hit me.... and me being a sissy i closed the door...... but then i got the idea that if i turned the knobs the door would open and she could get back out..... cept 1 problem..... the door was hard to open for some reason....O.o so then i pushed on the knob thingy and then the drier made a really loud noise then thats all i remember cuz i ran out of the basement as fast as i could and went home (nextdoor) apparently her mom found her in the drier a while later and let her out and she had really fucked up looking hair like it was all frizzy and fried looking and i dont think she had any burns tho...... i kinda wish i couldve seen her fface when she got out of the drier cuz it was mostly her fault she was in that situation....

[beachguy in thongs]

Gee, thanks for quoting that. It gave me a chance to read it.

Thankfully, it was gray.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irresponsible_activities/1001cat.html

awww, thats sick man!

[da haze meister]

awww, thats sick man!
yeah i hate cats but the microwave one literally made me sick

im still kinda a kid... im 16 now...

lemme think

i have made gas bombs, pipe bombs, large large black powder bombs, small black powder bombs, molotov cocktails, and alot more.

i was visiting philly over thanksgiving, and this owner of Nats pizza was hassling me my brother and my friend eric, so we proceeded to beat the shit out of him and trash the fuck out of his place. he called the cops, so we are running all night, as we all have like a quarter o of weed apiece, and i had a bb gun, on a number of occasions the oinkys chased us into alleys, and this one came behind us and another came in front of us, i ran by the car, and he pulled something out of his pocket and i thought it was a billy club... well it was a tazer and he shocked the fuck out of my thumb and hand.

later that night, we went around the neighborhood with another friend alex, and we set off four molotov cocktails on 4 main roads, threw gas bombs (gas and matchheads in a tennis ball, with an m80 wick) m100s, m80s, and alot more all around. as the cops were coming into the neighborhood, we egged this kid jimmy huangs house, (3 in the morning) and i swear to you that like 50 immigrants came out of this house screaming lol.

[cannabis campbell]

I went to a 'lock in' at a skating rink when I was 11, (Thats when you go skating, and they lock the doors all night to keep you in) and sold 'no-doze' to all the kids, and told them it was speed. I made a 'VERY' good profit that night, and the kiddies loved the product, lol!

Not a single complaint! (Imagine that!)

Not that bad really, but maybe a little mischievious, lol!

Lmao! how much did you make from that and what is no-doze? never heard of it

[Frivolous248]

Probably when me and my neighbor took his brothers car out and drove around town when we were 12 and 13. We probably would have gotten away with it but we fucked something up, like he ran over a rock and scratched the front or something, don't remember much even thought it was only like 4 years ago.

[da haze meister]

more fun stories...
was sick of my place getting TP'ed and egged and shit on mischief night in philly, i sat on my roof with a gun loaded with blanks, and a paintball gun with a cooler full of frozen paintballs. a bunch of kids came and proceeded to egg it, my bro shot the blank gun and i hit them with the frozen paintballs, they literally thought they were being shot at. best part was, my parents approved of this and looked out the window and laughed.
next year gets even better. i made little tripwire bombs from a tripwire kit and homemade m100s... planted them all around the house the night before (without the bombs of course) and then attached the m100 wicks to them on mischief night, and - get this - put them in buckets of paint. very fun to watch these kids get coated in orange and white paint... very fulfiilling.

[Mary Jane x3]

Me and my friends used to have this game where we ran through town trying to break as much stuff as we could, and for every thing we did we got so many points. Well one night we were at like 150 points and, my friends told me if i knocked the soda machine over id get 15 points, so i tipped it over. When we were walkin back home the cops came, i acted calm but my friends ran, and once they were caught said everything that happened. So we all got arrested for criminal damge over 500 dollars and got grounded for the last month of summer

[rhino44]

i used to live near a real rich neighberhood and id go to kids houses i didnt like and slash the tires and key new jaguars, mercedes, suburbans and the like.

once i was taking these promenade classes at a local church. it was a huge church and we were drinking from the water fountain but then it stopped giving water right as i go to take a sip. i kicked it and it started pouring water out the bottom. we all ran back and next thing you know the whole church floor was flooded and needed extensive rennovations.

i feel bad but i was 12-13 and not really thinking just being stupid.

[eddievanzant]

I tried to fill a water cup (the clear ones) with soda at a Taco Bell and got caught.

[Its a Plant]

^^^ lol, I always do that and never seem to get caught! What did they do to you, make you pay the extra dollar for a bigger size? Or take away your tacos? THAT would piss me off.

[HiddenBeauty]

Thanks. You kept me from scrolling up and getting pissed, disappointed, and ashamed for human beings, in general.

When I was two years old (maybe, younger), we were feeding a stray cat and I watched it go underneath the car (into the fan). I had no idea, so I asked my mother to go to the store, and when we started the car, the cat was still in the fan, my mother didn't know. My memory skips from sitting in the car to standing near her feeding spot, on the side of the garage, watching a bunch of emergency people standing around the car. I can't remember what they did. I love cats.

I really don't know how people can hurt animals and I will speak up every single time.

That must of been really awful for you,I have taken a few strays in and rehomed them except for one hyper kitty who got run over when he got out.

When I was younger my friend's neighbour had a little dog,I knew the neighbour was not taking care of it so I asked my mum if we could have it but we already had dogs,I told her to call the rspca and she told me she would.I didn't see the dog for about a week then I went to my friends and heard the dog scratching like mad on the shed door so I told my mum again but obviously she had not called them because it was dead the next day.It still haunts me to this day.

It's nice to meet a fellow cat lover :thumbsup:

[Jeff Spicoli]

yeah, what's up with kids fucking with little birds and cats. you guys must have a shitty home life or something

[VoidLivesOn]

Well assuming I'm still a kid, I guess the worse thing would be comming to this site!

[Skink]

I stole my mothers wedding ring... I pawned it and bought pot and took a girl to a concert at Madison Square Garden... I found a Diamond ring 3 months later and gave it to her,but this act remains on my conscience...

[Its a Plant]

Void, where's the love? What was with that comment? ..shoulda been your best move!

[MaRiAh]

Well assuming I'm still a kid, I guess the worse thing would be comming to this site!
ooooo rebellious.... :stoned:

.......dont ask wut that was for..... im just high :stoned:

[HiddenBeauty]

Well assuming I'm still a kid, I guess the worse thing would be comming to this site!

With comments like that what are we meant to assume?? I bet you have done alot worse you're just too ashamed to say.

[Fan o KmK]

I stole my mothers wedding ring... I pawned it and bought pot and took a girl to a concert at Madison Square Garden... I found a Diamond ring 3 months later and gave it to her,but this act remains on my conscience...
that is the most rediculously horrible thing i have ever heard aside from torturing cats.

[Skink]

that is the most rediculously horrible thing i have ever heard aside from torturing cats.
Yes it was horrible... I guess at the time I was thinking about the girl and how to impress her... I am by all means not proud of it...

[OzzyOz]

i asked some girl that looked like a guy if she was a "girl or a guy"... in like 3rd grade


i felt like a douche bag the next day ...

[insanity]

When I was 15, I stole the car my parents were teaching me to drive, picked up my gf and her friends, went joyriding, and trashed the clutch. Ohh boy, did I catch shit from my parents when they got home later that night.

[187]

one time me and a couple friends went and played mailbox baseball smashed a few mailboxes. i don't really do anything bad

[Kid Dynamite]

the only thing i am kind of remorseful is this time we went to some girls house and me and about 15 of my friends ended up fucking up the entire house. Her carpet went from cream to black in approx 2 hours.

Turned out her old man worked for the police, so we got pretty fucked.

[eddievanzant]

^^^ lol, I always do that and never seem to get caught! What did they do to you, make you pay the extra dollar for a bigger size? Or take away your tacos? THAT would piss me off.
They made me pour it out. It was a waste either way so they should've just let me take it.

[HerbsTheWord]

My brother & cousin were downstairs playing super nintendo, and I remember walking down there... picking up the 2x4 that we used as a door block-thingy, and cranked my cousin over the head with it. I think I threw it from up close, don't really remember... & i have no idea why I did it either. :confused: I was probably like 7, and my bro & cousin were around 14 yrs old... i always disliked that cousin, but I still feel bad for what i did. Lol, also, just this last year I saw that same cousin for the first time in like 10 years. He ended up stopping by with his sister and we toked up... and later on I asked him about the event I described above. :D I don't think he even remembered it... haha... i wonder why.... :D

[thebathroom]

Whenever a new kid would move into our neighborhood, we would initiate them into our group by making them eat ants.








And one time.
There were a bunch of us kids playing nintendo (oldschool nintendo) at this kid andrews house. He was so happy to have friends over that he didnt realize we stole all his pogs.

[BizzleLuvin]

i took a shit on the front porch, right infront of my mom. HAHAHA its the truth, its not the worst thing ive done tho...but its pretty bad

[Breukelen advocaat]

I didn't do it (really), but I've heard that tying two cats together by the tail, throwing them over a clothes line, and watching them fight, is something that kid used to do. Some people probably still do this (and worse). :mad:

[3rdEyeVision]

I think anyone who is sick enough to do that stuff to a cat shoulkd probably get some help. if something like a cat is bothering you enough that you want to harm it like that well....later in life their is going to be people that actually WANT to piss you off, how are you going to deal with that??? maybe you should talk to your parents and try and get some councelling or something. Its also kind of disturbing how proud you are of harming that cat, do you not have many friends,maybe your too violent.I hope you have a horrible life because of that.o ya this post was directed to slipknot whatever

[Breukelen advocaat]

I didn't do it (really), but I've heard that tying two cats together by the tail, throwing them over a clothes line, and watching them fight, is something that kid used to do. Some people probably still do this (and worse). :mad:

I meant to say "is something that kids used to do"..... I made a typo, "is something that kid used to do", but this was not meant as an accusation of doing this misdeed aimed at anybody here.

[LittLeWinG]

mm yeah torturing an innocent animal just isnt right. how would you feel if a cat did that shit too you...?

[Breukelen advocaat]

mm yeah torturing an innocent animal just isnt right. how would you feel if a cat did that shit too you...?

Cruelty to animals by humans is despicable, but if a house-cat somehow became very big, it would kill humans - including it's owner.

[Swizzy89304]

I hate it when I hear about cats being mistreated. We have (had, one ran away :( ) 3 cats, two of them were mistreated as kittens.
One (the one who ran away) was swung round by his tail, thrown around and kicked in the mouth. The result of this is him having half a tail, a missing tooth and a split lip.
The other, Chloe (fat cat) was held in a bath, thrown around and set on fire.

Theyre both lovely cats aswell. Well, all of the cats weve had have been very trusting around us, and only around us. 90% of the cats weve had before have been from rehoming centres, or theyve been abused.

Also, the rabbit we have at the moment was rescued by me. I was walking down to the corner shop to get ciggies, and I saw something that looked like a rock underneath a car. On the way back from the shop, I noticed it was moving so I grabbed it and bought it in. Called it Splat, because it very nearly was. We were gonna put notices up, but then we thought that the owners couldnt be bothered to keep it secure. We didnt see any notices up looking for it, either.

[da haze meister]

listen guys, i posted that 1001 ways to torture a cat thing... i in no way advocate this.... i hate cats but i love kittens, even so i would never do anything like that. i have three dogs, and i would hate it if someone did something to them.

[MaRiAh]

I hate it when I hear about cats being mistreated. We have (had, one ran away :( ) 3 cats, two of them were mistreated as kittens.
One (the one who ran away) was swung round by his tail, thrown around and kicked in the mouth. The result of this is him having half a tail, a missing tooth and a split lip.
The other, Chloe (fat cat) was held in a bath, thrown around and set on fire.

Theyre both lovely cats aswell. Well, all of the cats weve had have been very trusting around us, and only around us. 90% of the cats weve had before have been from rehoming centres, or theyve been abused.

Also, the rabbit we have at the moment was rescued by me. I was walking down to the corner shop to get ciggies, and I saw something that looked like a rock underneath a car. On the way back from the shop, I noticed it was moving so I grabbed it and bought it in. Called it Splat, because it very nearly was. We were gonna put notices up, but then we thought that the owners couldnt be bothered to keep it secure. We didnt see any notices up looking for it, either.
no offense dude but i hate people that take missing animals like found on a street or w/e and keeping them w/o putting up notices and shit what if a little kid was like holding the rabbit and it got away? theres tons of ways a rabbit can get away.... they are pretty fast after all

o and btw how do u call it 'rescued' when all u did was pick it up on ur way home ... O.o

[hubblebubble]

masturbated with my sisters underwares and vibrating dildo

what were you doing with the dildo?

[minnesota man]

the ant eating thing: Funny:)
Shitting in frnt of your mom: Ouch! You can really push it.
I love girls with dildos although my worst is masterbation. Kills my mojo.
My worst is pulling an autistic boys pants down. I was in fifth grade. Please don't burn me.
The cats thing is bad and all but I wouldn't hold it against you. The only thing I can't forgive is child abuse. Perhaps that's what I learned for embarassing the poor kid. Worst illegal thing I did: Stealing a clip board of files from a police car. He was busting someone and I was walking past the car and looked inside the open door and snatched it. Sorry to all the cops reading this. Shit happens. Protect and serve right. No offense. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge. Wow, I feel better. Time to work.

[minnesota man]

Junkyard, that is hilarious.
Worst thing done to me: Roomate's frat friends wiped their but with my toothbrush. I smelled it instantly. Worst thing I stole: Jar of pickles from a 7-11. I was a big time clepto or klepto. Whatever.

[minnesota man]

friendowl, great post. what you did was bad. LMAO but bad.

[robert42]

I sold porn on floppy discs for 50p each at Bishop Stopford - my Secondary school, which was a Christian school.

do u live in the UK???

cos there is a school near me called that

weirdd

[robert42]

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...

damn man thats cruel lol but like u said everyone makes mistakes

poor kittys

[Toker4LifeVT]

I threw a couple buckets of old paint that had been left outside for a long time onto someones porch... stained their entire windows and the carpeting on their porch.. parents made me hand clean it off when they found out.. did it with one of the kids that lived in my neighborhood

[eddievanzant]

How can someone wish Slypknot W/e a bad life for being mean? That seems hypocritical.
My friend used to have kittens and I'd play with them like action figures. I'd make them punch each other and I'd turn them upside down or do a helicopter spin with them in my hands. Their bodies were about the width of my hand. So fun.

[HiddenBeauty]

Why didn't you guys that were cruel to animals do something more productive like sorting out the local bully?Is it because you were a bunch of pussy cats yourselves?

[Fabolous]

i fucking hate cats... when i was young we had this vicious cat (i swear it had to of been half bob-cat) it used to chase my friends around, like actually trying ot attack them.. like a fucking pit bull... anyways, when i was 5, one day it decided to jump on my head and fuck me up... 100 or so stitches later with no pain medication cuz i was bleeding too badly, i wanted to kill all cats...
things i've done to cats:
tied them to a leash to an unmovable object (a tree for instance) to where the cat had no more then maybe a foot of free room to run, and i would spray him with a water hose with one of those sprayer nozzels on Jet.
i've shot a cat in the ass with a paintball gun that was up in a tree.. it jumped up about 10 feet higher, then hit the ground and took off running like a rocket.
i've taken cats and swung them by their tails, (like the helicopter thing) and flung it up on my roof
i've put cats in the washing machine and dryers.. i didn't want to kill them so in the washing machine i'd only put it on "Spin" or in the dryer on "Fluff dry (no heat)
i've tied cats down, hog tied, to objects so it couldn't move at all, and just let it lay there for hours...
i've taken cats, and hung them by a ledge 6-8 feet in the air by their front leg-claws (it was the hole in the ceiling where the attic stairs are, and i left the stairs open so it hit the stairs on the way down) this gave me the most enjoyment, watching the pure terror in it's eyes, like one once put in me
i've put oranges in socks and beat the living hell out of cats...
i've just lost all control and beat the living hell out of a cat, just throwing it around, kicking it... and so on.... (i never tried to kill or severly injure these cats, only make them fear, or make them hurt mildly-moderately)
i've strangled cats, not for any length of time, just to see the look on their face and hear that sound....
i've put a cat ina box, and closed the box and pushed it down some stairs (and not where it would just slide down either)
there's plenty more, but i think i got the point across i hate cats...
anyways, i don't do it anymore, that was before i was even 15 or so.. after awhile i came to peace with the little sneaky bastards only after realizing that all this torture, never hurt the only cat that's ever hurt me... which is why i stoppped... yea call me fucked up all you want, i made mistakes, no one's perfect... atleast i got the balls to admit when i'm wrong...
i get along with cats fine... kind of like me and cats have this understanding now.. kinda hard to explain.. but 2 unspoken rules, come to me when you want attention you'll get all you want, as long as i'm not busy doing something that involves my hands, and don't fuck with me i won't fuck with you...
you know what it's probably best if me and you NEVER fuckin meet, or i may be attempted to take a bat to your head

[hubblebubble]

yes they probably got picked on at school so they had to take some aggression out on the cats so it made them feel big

[turtle420]

I think everybody learns from their mistakes.

Maybe the guy that posted the most cruel thing here, maybe that guy has thought about it a lot... through the years... many thoughts... and maybe, because of such deep introspection, he now protects/help more than before... So those cruel things of the past have now helped create much more good than the harm they caused.

Or another option...

Is that the next guy that's gonna be cruel with cats, needs to take videos and pictures... document the entire thing. Then post a link.... so we all can learn...

[Fabolous]

i am overly protective of animals, it's just how i was raised.

i already had to set a few of my friends strait(i mean by fighting) for hitting few of there animals

and mistake or not, i don't care what the fuck age you are, you just don't do that shit.

[NightProwler]

man i dont really know............. im not that bad of a kid. i steal food from school all the time, and actually i steal all kinds of shit from school. but the school deserves it. i really dont do pointlessly mean shit to people...

[psychocat]

I probably did some real shit as a youngster but the worst was probably lots of cases of arson and criminal damage,

[eddievanzant]

you know what it's probably best if me and you NEVER fuckin meet, or i may be attempted to take a bat to your head
Haha if we ever met I'd call you stupid for posting that.

[slipknotpsycho]

It's nice to meet a fellow cat lover

i'm a cat lover now, i just have a fucked up history with them :( i wouldn't hurt them or any animal anymore, purposely.. let some unchained pitbull walk up to me and be agreesive... all that shit goes right out the window :eek:

[stonedtom]

me n my friend caught small sharks and various fish and killed em and stucj it under this guys trailerit reeked he was an ass thou so its chill

[stonedtom]

oh and i walked by some 10 yr old girls selling cookies
girl: wanna buy some cookies
me: wanna buy some cookies NO!!!
i had to kill a sick rabbit so it wouldent infect the others (this is b4 i owned any gunz) i just picked it up and chuked it like 20 yrds

[rhino44]

these squirrels kept eating our posts along our front walk and my grandfather gave me a license to kill them. well they chewed through our screen porch and into a big bag of bird seed. on morning i look out the window and see a fucking squirrel orgy like 12 squirells feasting on my porch so i run around back and take a piece of plywood and block their escape route. i get a baseball bat and my german shepard and proceed to slaughter about 8 squirells by hitting them as they climbed the screen and my dog would chew them to death. eventually this squirell ran into the screen so many time that it broke and they ran out but i killed 8 or so the first time and they kept coming back stupid bastards. so i kept on killing them.

[rastabill89]

as a kid i did not do anything bad becouse i would be punished

if i would swear my dad would take me in the bathroom and wash my mouth out with his cock and his own special kind of soap :(

[JunkYard]

I saw a kid bury a kitten up to its neck, and run it over with a lawn mower.
Pretty sick sh!t, huh?

My brother tied two cats tails together with a rope, then threw them in the lake...Can you guess what happend?

I wonder why cats are the subjects of such cruelty? I don't think people will ever cease to amaze me./shrug

[Roadking]

Before age 10 All I did that got me in trouble was unscrew the top off of a fire hydrant.
After age ten we set the hill and woods on fire while playing with matches.

Things began to get worse when at age 17, after consuming lots of beer and marijuana with a couple of friends and finishing off a pizza, we rolled the big wooden trash trailer (there were no dumpsters back then) out of the lot and it took off down main street narrowly missing oncoming traffic and crashing through the plate glass window of a drug store at the botom of the hill, setting off the alarm. The police rounded us up within an hour or so.

[smokefiend]

I would have to say when I was 16 and we jumped this hump on the street near a river with my 350lb buddy and me 200lbs in the car. I was in my '78 ford Grenada and I was driving about 80mph when we went over the hump . Man O man did we ever fly, we got about 8 feet of air. When we landed I saw a jeep Cherokee coming up the other lane. I thought we were screwed. Doobi blazing , man those were the times

[rastabill89]

8 feet of air seems like a little much man

[eddievanzant]

Some stupid bitch in her sweet sixteen extra large SUV killed some kids: she went over a hump in the road and she landed right on top of another car.

[BackInNam88]

i have done so much fun shit but the most recent thing i have done... would have to be when my friends and I did a ton of donuts on our schools lawn and this field and like ruined all the grass and shit and then got parking taken away for the whole junior class.. and when they brought it back..they did a raffle.. and guess who got a spot.. ahaha

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

another thing i did while i was in sydney on a holiday i was 6,
staying at my anties place,
they had 2 small pet mice,
somehow i knocked the cage over and both ran out,
so i stept on one of them....guts splatterd everywhere...they other ran away into the bush...cant remember how i clean it up, but i recon my antie just thought they escaped.


ahhahaha she'll never know her mice died a painfull death
lol i hate mice.

[HiddenBeauty]

There are alot of pussies writing about killing cats and mice.If I had a kid who harmed an animal I would very tempted to strangle him I think.

Slipknot i'm glad you like animals now and if a pitbull attacked me I would probably boot it too but there is a big difference between self defence and abuse.

What goes around comes around.

[C4nn4Bliss]

i have no sensitivity towards insects(seem like aliens too much, especially praying mantises and especially when you make them fight) or any animal that would be used for food, but to hurt an innocent animal for no good reason? fucked up!

Id kill any of you people who fucked with a cat or any other warm blooded animal before id kill the animal, mother fuckin cowards who cares if you did it back in the day you still fucking did it. That animal was more innocent then youll ever be!

[graph]

The worst thing I ever did as a kid was go on a cat killing spree. I took out my shotgun (I grew up in texas) and just started shooting every cat I saw. If it was a kitten, I would just crush its cute little skull under my boot, to conserve ammunition. After about 10 or 12 I got a little bored, so I just set up a whole lot of catnip in a field along with cat food and cat toys, and just started chuckin grenades at them when they clustered. Man, was that a good day.

Just kidding.

I think the worst thing I ever did (well, at least, one of the funniest) as a kid was piss in a cup and try to get my cousin to drink it. Of course, after the first taste he knew exactly what it was, so I had to dump the rest on his head.

Another, probably worse thing I did was put lotion on a sleeping girl's face and try to convince her it was "something else". She knew it was fake, so I had to do it for real, just for the principle of the matter. I think that constitutes as rape in most states. When she woke up, we all had a good laugh and that was it.

[Shelbay]

How can someone wish Slypknot W/e a bad life for being mean? That seems hypocritical.
My friend used to have kittens and I'd play with them like action figures. I'd make them punch each other and I'd turn them upside down or do a helicopter spin with them in my hands. Their bodies were about the width of my hand. So fun.
You are starting to really sound like a serial killer in the making eddie...anyone can do just a little research and there is a proven link between animal and human abuse...and also that serial killers started out doing exactly what you and slip are describing here...It's really difficult even with this being the internet to read what some of you have posted about tortuing and killing animals..your really sick...If anyone cares to google because the list is way to long here are just a few names you can put in and see the link between early tortuing and killing of animals and then eventually human victims...Start with Ted Bundy,Richard Davis,Jeffrey Dahmer,Carroll Cole,David Berkowitz,Edmund Kemper....and lets not forget Bobby Thompson who was only 11 when he killed that 2 year old boy...he started off putting kittens on railroad tracks just to see them killed by trains. I know I am not perfect but how can anyone find humor and enjoyment in hurting/killing animals? And this is plant people? No wonder so many are against legalizing it if they read this kind of sickness....and say what you will but anyone that does this I wouldn't want to be around..and try and get some help for real...considering that 85% of serial killers are Americans and Serial Killing is at epidemic proportions..wonder what kind of profile the FBI will give you guys....sick,sick,sick!

[friendowl]

thankx everyone for making me laugh.

rastabill your dads special soap made me bust up
and junks cat buried to the neck and a lawnmower
just had me rollin.

[Skink]

thankx everyone for making me laugh.

rastabill your dads special soap made me bust up
and junks cat buried to the neck and a lawnmower
just had me rollin.
Your a sick person,find help... You fucken work in a hospital and haven't a friken ounce of compassion... Fuck off loser!!!

all the sadistic fucken losers in this thread need to have some of this shit done to them... if I caught any of you sick bastards you would be lying on the ground licking your wounds...

[C4nn4Bliss]

Your a sick person,find help... You fucken work in a hospital and haven't a friken ounce of compassion... Fuck off loser!!!

all the sadistic fucken losers in this thread need to have some of this shit done to them... if I caught any of you sick bastards you would be lying on the ground licking your wounds...

amen

[are you kind]

man one time me and my friend caught a frog and you know how their throats expand when they croak?

well we held it and when its throat expanded we stabbed it with a safety pin and its throat made a really sick noise and then we got bored and threw it over the fence. that was really fucked up but in my defense i was a little kid and wouldn't do anything like that now. i'm pretty sure the frog died.

[friendowl]

where is compassion needed in this type of situation.
who you tellin to fuck off

[C4nn4Bliss]

theres a difference between being cruel and being sadistic......

im gonna say that being cruel would be hurting an animal and sadistic would be actually killing it or causing it to die, and the fact that you laughed at the cat and the lawnmower is fucked IMO. Most people here seem to or just are saying that they have realized that what they did was wrong which doesnt mean that it is ok now but it is a step in the right direction. You on the other hand said you laughed at it, thats is sadistic.....

I hope karma or whatever you want to call it bends you over and fucks you a good one

[friendowl]

so you like to be mr.judge.
well
fuck you or whoever else has a problem on
what i think is funny.
if i want to laugh at a cat getting his head mowed off
what the fuck do you care?
i wouldnt do that shit but the thought is funny.
mind your own bizness just dont post shit if your gonna start shit.

[mike45]

I never did anything that bad...but i had a friend whos brother ( who happens to be in jail now) got really fucked up with all his friends and lit a car dealership on fire...blowing up all the cars and burning the place to the ground. that was 6 years ago and it still isnt rebuilt. The worst thing i probably did was throw snowballs at a car or something. im a pussy lol

[C4nn4Bliss]

so you like to be mr.judge.
well
fuck you or whoever else has a problem on
what i think is funny.
if i want to laugh at a cat getting his head mowed off
what the fuck do you care?
i wouldnt do that shit but the thought is funny.
mind your own bizness just dont post shit if your gonna start shit.

if i want to bitch at you
what the fuck do you care??

[C4nn4Bliss]

im curious to what you find so funny about a kitten getting buried and then ran over with a lawn mower so fucking funny...funny enough to thank the guy for posting it and have you "rollin".....that one eludes me....

guess people can find humor in the most odd places these days...

[friendowl]

if you aint fucking or sucking me
then you cant bitch either
sorry thats the rule

[Shelbay]

I guess I can b***h...been called that enough times on here so I will and can within reason....never would have thought it of you...never..oh well. My husband says I am still naive and I really thought you being a father of three girls made you a more compassionate man friendowl...you know some people actually love animals just like you love your family.

[friendowl]

compassion is weakness.
i love animals i dont hurt them
i love my family i dont hurt them
i thought it was funny.so because
of this you have judged me.
that is a narrow mind speaking.
if i was there in person no cats head what have gotten mowed
but the thought was funny
no get over it

[C4nn4Bliss]

you still didnt explain what was so funny about it.....

[Shelbay]

You get over it..you should know by now I don't take orders from anyone over the internet. As fas as compassion being a weakness in your eyes..I look at it as a positive....you are a hypocrite..to call me narrow minded because of my view on animal cruelty and yet when you post I am supposed to respect your finding animal creulty funny..I don't think so...

[friendowl]

uptight people get on my nerves.
they must contrdict everything.
no wonder your ex-husband beat that ass

i dont like animal cruelty but after i smiked some
of my toxic herb it was funny.

if you feel so strongly about animals getting hurt
and shit why dont you do something besides run your
mouth and go volunteer at a shelter or something.

[C4nn4Bliss]

lol


wow.....

that spew of diarrhea that came from your brain doesnt even deserve a response....

wow....

[C4nn4Bliss]

once again you contradict yourself owl.
You are a sad example of a man.
You claim someone is narrow minded but then a post later you yourself become narrow minded not to mention ingorant.
Resorting to an insult shows that you lack the intelligence to come up with a response or explination to how you think.
Obviously the herb doesnt do you any justice.....

[Shelbay]

uptight people get on my nerves.
they must contrdict everything.
no wonder your ex-husband beat that ass

i dont like animal cruelty but after i smiked some
of my toxic herb it was funny.

if you feel so strongly about animals getting hurt
and shit why dont you do something besides run your
mouth and go volunteer at a shelter or something.
Why don't you just kiss my white southern a** while your at it buddy...you don't have a clue about my volunteer work so shut the hole in your face...I'd rather be uptight around a**holes like you than to just agree with with a sadistic piece of evil scum you are....with a mouth like you got it won't be long before you meet somebody just a little more evil than you..and when your girls need you most..where will daddy be big man..your pathetic..as far as you just having to throw my ex beating me up once again...your just sad, remember you got 3 girls..happened to me...can happen to anyone....now just shut the hole in your face your runnung today..lay off that other crap....and once again...I will post when i want..nothing you can do about it...you should know by now to just let it be.

[slipknotpsycho]

I think anyone who is sick enough to do that stuff to a cat shoulkd probably get some help. if something like a cat is bothering you enough that you want to harm it like that well....later in life their is going to be people that actually WANT to piss you off, how are you going to deal with that??? maybe you should talk to your parents and try and get some councelling or something. Its also kind of disturbing how proud you are of harming that cat, do you not have many friends,maybe your too violent.I hope you have a horrible life because of that.o ya this post was directed to slipknot whatever
yal are actually kind of funny.... i really love like how almost everyoen on this site has selective reading.. and only wants to read the bad shit just to start a fight... read further, i'm at peace with cats and all animals, i was a bad kid.. ok? i can't change what i did, if i could i would... we've all done shit (and don't try to put a price to it either...) we later on regretted in life... the diffrence is, i changed my ways, i don't have problems as you like to claim... i got fucked up really bad by a cat at 5, hated cats til i was about 13 and hurt them cuz of it, i grew the fuck up and stopped, end of story. not trying to minimize what i did, cuz there really is no excuse... but by all means it's not like a cat had never done nothing to me.... you try being 5, having a cat (that you had never hurt or mistreated, ever, the cat was just crazy) scratch your head so bad i leaves permamant scarring, have to get over 100 stitches WHILE you're 5 years old, with NO PAIN medication what so ever becuase you're on the verge of bleeding to death/or bleed so fast you'd just bleed out all of the medication... yea read the whole story next time...

[friendowl]

why so much negativety.
i started this for laughs not to trade insults.
im not gonna trip on you people who dont understand.
im a nice fuckin guy with a sick sense of humor.
but when i get mad i turn into evil scum.
keep things cool no need to hate.
too much of that already.

[slipknotpsycho]

see that's the only reason i posted all of that, cuz we've all done stupid shit as kids, i figured everyone was under the assumption that this was for fun, not to find the people that did shit in the past that they find "disgracable" and start a fight over it.... i think some people on this site get their panties in a bunch on a daily basis..

[JunkYard]

Damn, people are getting heated, man! I agree that amimals are innocent, but we are talking about kids doing this sh!t. Why all the hate? I find some of the stories of cruelty a bit funny, too, but discusting at the same time. You know what? A twisted mind can help you get through the day.

Anyone else laugh at "Natural Born Killers"? (The movie) If you can't find humor in sh!t like this, then life will destroy you in the end.

Fact: Life is fucked up
Fact: People are fucked up

Let these facts get to you, then you have/will lose the war

It's far better to laugh in the end, folks. We live in a crazy world.

Deal with it!

[friendowl]

i guesss i was born
naturally born bad

nbk is one of my fav.movies.
i like it when he kills mallory's dad
and when he gives his famous speech about killin
dont like it when he kills the indian.

[C4nn4Bliss]

i laughed my ass off at NBK(Are you clean? OR ARE YOU SLOPPY AND WET! HAAHAHA) Id laugh at a person getting tortured before an animal so i dont know why NBK has anything to do with it

All i really wanted to know was whats so funny about a kitten gettin run over by a lawn mower. Im not trying to make the notion that i am a tree hugging motherfucker but come on thats fucked!

Life is fucked up, People are fucked up, but that is by no means a good excuse!!

The facts dont get to me but it makes me curious....

[C4nn4Bliss]

NBK was about how fucked the media is.....

[friendowl]

ok cann4bliss its like this
if you smoke two fat bowls of my homegrown bud
then watch an old lady fall down the stairs inside
youll feel bad but on the outside youll be laughing.
blame it on the weed.cuz im sober now and the image of
a cat getting buried up to his neck then watching the lawn mower
about to cut off its head aint that funny anymore.
it brings a lil smile but not the burst out laughing i felt earlier.
blame it on the weed homeboy.or im just a sick-ass vato

[da haze meister]

ok cann4bliss its like this
if you smoke two fat bowls of my homegrown bud
then watch an old lady fall down the stairs inside
youll feel bad but on the outside youll be laughing.
blame it on the weed.cuz im sober now and the image of
a cat getting buried up to his neck then watching the lawn mower
about to cut off its head aint that funny anymore.
it brings a lil smile but not the burst out laughing i felt earlier.
blame it on the weed homeboy.or im just a sick-ass vato
i wanna smoke two fat bowls of your homegrown. if only...

[graph]

Why don't you just kiss my white southern a** while your at it buddy...you don't have a clue about my volunteer work so shut the hole in your face...I'd rather be uptight around a**holes like you than to just agree with with a sadistic piece of evil scum you are....with a mouth like you got it won't be long before you meet somebody just a little more evil than you..and when your girls need you most..where will daddy be big man..your pathetic..as far as you just having to throw my ex beating me up once again...your just sad, remember you got 3 girls..happened to me...can happen to anyone....now just shut the hole in your face your runnung today..lay off that other crap....and once again...I will post when i want..nothing you can do about it...you should know by now to just let it be.

He said he thought something WAS FUNNY. He's not running to be the next Hitler, lady. Did you read what this thread was about? If you wanna complain about being compassionate to animals, start your own thread about being compassionate to animals. It's what these people did when they were KIDS. Most of them have moved on with their lives. Try doing the same. Oh, and your personal insults are still insults, whether or not you cuss. It looks like you just came here to start shit. You're the one running your mouth.

I can see how it would be kind of funny a kitten getting its head run off. When you picture it happening, it's more cartoony than the events that would actually take place. In my head, it takes place more along the lines of:

"Almost finished mowing the lawn dad?"
"Just gotta finish this section of catnip"
"KITTY... NOOOOOOOOO"
Followed by the cleanest cut to the neck. Of course, much more blood would be involved, but good setup nonetheless.

[C4nn4Bliss]

ok cann4bliss its like this
if you smoke two fat bowls of my homegrown bud
then watch an old lady fall down the stairs inside
youll feel bad but on the outside youll be laughing.
blame it on the weed.cuz im sober now and the image of
a cat getting buried up to his neck then watching the lawn mower
about to cut off its head aint that funny anymore.
it brings a lil smile but not the burst out laughing i felt earlier.
blame it on the weed homeboy.or im just a sick-ass vato


problem solved, gracias!

[slipknotpsycho]

i've only seen nbk once.... i wish i was high as hell when i saw it though.. especially when they're in the desert.... and yea him shooting the indian was pretty fucked up....

[C4nn4Bliss]

Its the only movie i wanna watch while on shrooms, its perfect!

[BestTonicIsChronic]

I used to like fire as a kid. Just to start off like that. There was a city truck in a park by my house, so me and a buddy trashed it, we broke the windsheild, the light on the roof, everything. And just when you think that is bad enough we took a rag soaked in rubbing alcohol and stuffed it down the gas tank, then lit it. It blew the fuck up. LMAO. It was bad I no but I was 13 common I was to old for little pranks and no into drugs yet so I needed some recless behavior. : )

[da haze meister]

i've only seen nbk once.... i wish i was high as hell when i saw it though.. especially when they're in the desert.... and yea him shooting the indian was pretty fucked up....
is that the one with like the motorcycle and shit> i think i saw it too but i was high as fuck...
and isnt woody harrelson an outspoken advocate of marijuana?

[da haze meister]

I used to like fire as a kid. Just to start off like that. There was a city truck in a park by my house, so me and a buddy trashed it, we broke the windsheild, the light on the roof, everything. And just when you think that is bad enough we took a rag soaked in rubbing alcohol and stuffed it down the gas tank, then lit it. It blew the fuck up. LMAO. It was bad I no but I was 13 common I was to old for little pranks and no into drugs yet so I needed some recless behavior. : )
I LOVE FIRE
When my parents were away, i made a matchhead bomb in my fireplace, and almost blew the house up. i thought it would go up in flames, not make a loud ass explosion. it was a tennis ball filled with strike anywhere matchheads, rubbing alky, and gasoline. wow i was retarded. i was literally taken off of my feet. i lit the wick and watched it burn down, and as soon as it went in, everything just turned white. i woke up like near the couch in my living room. lol. thats 8 feet away from the fireplace.
also, me and my friend Abe were making a propane bomb in an empty lot near my heezy for sheezy and we saw my dad and like tried to hide, but he just came up with a bottle of gasoline to help us light it.
last pyro story... i have so many... we blew up a car in minnesota with the help of my uncle who was a demolitions expert in the navy... using something similar to ANFOS explosives, and i think we used RDX. i thought this was cool, so me and my cousins found another car in the junkyard, and wired it up with loads of black powder (i think like 3 lbs worth... my uncle ran a gun shop and he sold it), then put a wick into the gas tank, and tied up all the wicks for a synchronized blast. it literally rocked my world. i expected it to be like a movie explosion where its just fire... it literally was a bright flash then dust everywhere... one of my cousins went flying... all that was left of the car was a flaming ruin... i have a scar on my thumb knuckle from flying glass...
i was grounded for a few after that one hit the fan.

[slipknotpsycho]

I used to like fire as a kid. Just to start off like that. There was a city truck in a park by my house, so me and a buddy trashed it, we broke the windsheild, the light on the roof, everything. And just when you think that is bad enough we took a rag soaked in rubbing alcohol and stuffed it down the gas tank, then lit it. It blew the fuck up. LMAO. It was bad I no but I was 13 common I was to old for little pranks and no into drugs yet so I needed some recless behavior. : )
i bet that shit looked bad ass.... i loved fire too, my grandma gave mea zippo for my 5th birthday..... and i dunno about no motorcycle...i remember she fucks some dude on the hood, and that near the end they're in a convience store tryign to rob it for some type of medication for the shit that happened in the desert and they're all tripping out like fucking hell cuz they did some crazy drug wtih the indian (i'm assumin peyote) and someone just came and smoked a joint with me so i'm pretty fucking high atm...

[da haze meister]

i bet that shit looked bad ass.... i loved fire too, my grandma gave mea zippo for my 5th birthday..... and i dunno about no motorcycle...i remember she fucks some dude on the hood, and that near the end they're in a convience store tryign to rob it for some type of medication for the shit that happened in the desert and they're all tripping out like fucking hell cuz they did some crazy drug wtih the indian (i'm assumin peyote) and someone just came and smoked a joint with me so i'm pretty fucking high atm...
yeah i am starting a collection of zippos... all i have are the brushed satin and chrome ones so far lol... but i have alot of fluid... great for making explosives with.

[slipknotpsycho]

:cursing: i wish i could blow up a car

[slipknotpsycho]

i must get away from this thread.... or i'm going to have to like... steal my friends car.... and go to wal-mart and buy like 2 boxes of shotgun shells, 2 packages of tennis balls, 3 packages of matches (kitchen boxes) a roll of duct tape, candals, zippo fluid, butane, flares, and anything else that i happen to find... then go faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away....

[friendowl]

then do it

[da haze meister]

i must get away from this thread.... or i'm going to have to like... steal my friends car.... and go to wal-mart and buy like 2 boxes of shotgun shells, 2 packages of tennis balls, 3 packages of matches (kitchen boxes) a roll of duct tape, candals, zippo fluid, butane, flares, and anything else that i happen to find... then go faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away....
your ears will ring for years.

[da haze meister]

then do it
i love your avatar dude.. where is that at... looks bootiful

[3rdEyeVision]

i must get away from this thread.... or i'm going to have to like... steal my friends car.... and go to wal-mart and buy like 2 boxes of shotgun shells, 2 packages of tennis balls, 3 packages of matches (kitchen boxes) a roll of duct tape, candals, zippo fluid, butane, flares, and anything else that i happen to find... then go faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar away....


I bet your gettin pissed off just by this thread....the fucken cat did barely fuckin shit to you, wait till your boss works your ass just for fun or any other bad situation in life. The point Im trying to make is if you get that mad at a cat you most likely wont be able to controll yourself in front of something that can talk back.you really should go to councelling or therapy if you get mad that easily.plus you showed hardly any remourse(sp?) in your posts and your trying to defend yourself which is fucked, well defending yourself isnt fucked but after treatin a innocent hepless cat like that its fucked to defend yourself.

[friendowl]

not the cat shit again

haze that is bear canyon [gabrielino trail]

[slipknotpsycho]

I bet your gettin pissed off just by this thread....the fucken cat did barely fuckin shit to you, wait till your boss works your ass just for fun or any other bad situation in life. The point Im trying to make is if you get that mad at a cat you most likely wont be able to controll yourself in front of something that can talk back.you really should go to councelling or therapy if you get mad that easily.plus you showed hardly any remourse(sp?) in your posts and your trying to defend yourself which is fucked, well defending yourself isnt fucked but after treatin a innocent hepless cat like that its fucked to defend yourself.
duuuuuuuuuude! are you smoking crack? i said it was in my past and nothing i said justifies what i did... second of all, look at the post you quoted.. what does that have anything to do with hurting cats or anger? this thread (since you're obviously to stupid, or hell bent trying to prove me wrong or w/e is you're doing) is bringing out the pyro side in me.. and making me want to go have fun.. and btw "steal my friends car" means get my friend to let me borrow his car so i have a way to go anywhere, just incase you mis-interpruted what i said... anytime me or my wife use our friends car we ask him "can i/we steal your car?" ..... get off my ass i'm not angry anything, other then the fact i'm being rediculed by someone, for pretty much nothing... which i don't really care, cuz i don't know you and whatever you think about me means about as much as someone 4 miles away stepping in shit means to me.

[da haze meister]

not the cat shit again

haze that is bear canyon [gabrielino trail]
lol
thats cool as hell man...
wheres that at?
i havent hiked since i was in like 3rd grade.

[3rdEyeVision]

duuuuuuuuuude! are you smoking crack? i said it was in my past and nothing i said justifies what i did... second of all, look at the post you quoted.. what does that have anything to do with hurting cats or anger? this thread (since you're obviously to stupid, or hell bent trying to prove me wrong or w/e is you're doing) is bringing out the pyro side in me.. and making me want to go have fun.. and btw "steal my friends car" means get my friend to let me borrow his car so i have a way to go anywhere, just incase you mis-interpruted what i said... anytime me or my wife use our friends car we ask him "can i/we steal your car?" ..... get off my ass i'm not angry anything, other then the fact i'm being rediculed by someone, for pretty much nothing... which i don't really care, cuz i don't know you and whatever you think about me means about as much as someone 4 miles away stepping in shit means to me.


I just quoted it too show who I was talking too, and I dont really want to go into this topic more so Im callin a truce.I still think your fucked though but thats my own personel opinion. I just dont get hhow people can do this stuff sorry

[da haze meister]

you like this friendowl?
http://www.sdreader.com/php/roamshow.php?id=20050310

[187]

i hacked into peoples paypal accounts and used them to buy shit on the internet

[3rdEyeVision]

i hacked into peoples paypal accounts and used them to buy shit on the internet


is it really easy to do that if the give their credit card number number to the website??? I dont wanna steal peoples money I just dont want them to steal mine

[187]

nah it was this like search the web for some credits or something its mad easy to get the emails and passwords so i just took them and tried a ton in paypal till i found one that works

[graph]

is it really easy to do that if the give their credit card number number to the website??? I dont wanna steal peoples money I just dont want them to steal mine
every heard of spyware? If you catch the person's computer at the right time (when they're entering their passwords or credit card numbers) then hellll yeah. The malicious code would take a while to write though, far too long for the payoff in my opinion. Consider a firewall that updates regularly as well as a program that tracks all malware. McAfee sells a set, I believe

[spewf]

Murder. When i was 10 years old, i stabbed another kid in his kneck with a machettie at school. I'm 18 now, i just got out of CYA about 8 months ago. I was a little bit over weight for my age.. and made fun of by lots of kids, especially this kid, he stood me up with a girl, said she told him she liked me, and i brought her a necklace, and she laughed in my face, and told me he was lying. Next day, went to school, and in class, i stabbed him jason voorhes style in the neck, blood splattered over several kids.. including her.


-the end.

[xblackdogx]

Murder. When i was 10 years old, i stabbed another kid in his kneck with a machettie at school. I'm 18 now, i just got out of CYA about 8 months ago. I was a little bit over weight for my age.. and made fun of by lots of kids, especially this kid, he stood me up with a girl, said she told him she liked me, and i brought her a necklace, and she laughed in my face, and told me he was lying. Next day, went to school, and in class, i stabbed him jason voorhes style in the neck, blood splattered over several kids.. including her.


-the end.
where you from buddy, i know that kid, must have resurrected though... was I in your class? I still have some blood in my eye!

[del...]

Murder. When i was 10 years old, i stabbed another kid in his kneck with a machettie at school. I'm 18 now, i just got out of CYA about 8 months ago. I was a little bit over weight for my age.. and made fun of by lots of kids, especially this kid, he stood me up with a girl, said she told him she liked me, and i brought her a necklace, and she laughed in my face, and told me he was lying. Next day, went to school, and in class, i stabbed him jason voorhes style in the neck, blood splattered over several kids.. including her.


-the end.


LOL...almost as good of a story as your sales menu!

[da haze meister]

LOL...almost as good of a story as your sales menu!
pwnt. :D

[eddievanzant]

You are starting to really sound like a serial killer in the making eddie...anyone can do just a little research and there is a proven link between animal and human abuse...and also that serial killers started out doing exactly what you and slip are describing here...It's really difficult even with this being the internet to read what some of you have posted about tortuing and killing animals..your really sick...If anyone cares to google because the list is way to long here are just a few names you can put in and see the link between early tortuing and killing of animals and then eventually human victims...Start with Ted Bundy,Richard Davis,Jeffrey Dahmer,Carroll Cole,David Berkowitz,Edmund Kemper....and lets not forget Bobby Thompson who was only 11 when he killed that 2 year old boy...he started off putting kittens on railroad tracks just to see them killed by trains. I know I am not perfect but how can anyone find humor and enjoyment in hurting/killing animals? And this is plant people? No wonder so many are against legalizing it if they read this kind of sickness....and say what you will but anyone that does this I wouldn't want to be around..and try and get some help for real...considering that 85% of serial killers are Americans and Serial Killing is at epidemic proportions..wonder what kind of profile the FBI will give you guys....sick,sick,sick!
You are really starting to sound like you are prejudging me, bitch. I didn't do anything bad to those kittens. Playing with them like action figures did no harm to them, and the only reason I defended Slip whatever is because you guys are being hypocrites. How can you say you'd want to do harm to someone who did harm to someone else without feeling like anyone reading your post thinks of you as a hypocritical retard? You can't bitch.

[eddievanzant]

Your a sick person,find help... You fucken work in a hospital and haven't a friken ounce of compassion... Fuck off loser!!!

all the sadistic fucken losers in this thread need to have some of this shit done to them... if I caught any of you sick bastards you would be lying on the ground licking your wounds...
Another hypocrite.

[eddievanzant]

theres a difference between being cruel and being sadistic......

im gonna say that being cruel would be hurting an animal and sadistic would be actually killing it or causing it to die, and the fact that you laughed at the cat and the lawnmower is fucked IMO. Most people here seem to or just are saying that they have realized that what they did was wrong which doesnt mean that it is ok now but it is a step in the right direction. You on the other hand said you laughed at it, thats is sadistic.....

I hope karma or whatever you want to call it bends you over and fucks you a good one
I didn't laugh but I can understand why he did: television is filled with cartoon violence that people are encouraged to laugh at. It's even satirized by making cartoons inside cartoons like Itchy and Scratchy. Society tells them to laugh, then people call them sick.

[eddievanzant]

once again you contradict yourself owl.
You are a sad example of a man.
You claim someone is narrow minded but then a post later you yourself become narrow minded not to mention ingorant.
Resorting to an insult shows that you lack the intelligence to come up with a response or explination to how you think.
Obviously the herb doesnt do you any justice.....
Don't mention him insulting people when everyone here has been insulting each other.

[eddievanzant]

Why don't you just kiss my white southern a** while your at it buddy...you don't have a clue about my volunteer work so shut the hole in your face...I'd rather be uptight around a**holes like you than to just agree with with a sadistic piece of evil scum you are....with a mouth like you got it won't be long before you meet somebody just a little more evil than you..and when your girls need you most..where will daddy be big man..your pathetic..as far as you just having to throw my ex beating me up once again...your just sad, remember you got 3 girls..happened to me...can happen to anyone....now just shut the hole in your face your runnung today..lay off that other crap....and once again...I will post when i want..nothing you can do about it...you should know by now to just let it be.
What is your fucking problem with saying bitchin' words like ass and shit, cunt?

[del...]

"What is your fucking problem with..." with him NOT using them???

[eddievanzant]

Murder. When i was 10 years old, i stabbed another kid in his kneck with a machettie at school. I'm 18 now, i just got out of CYA about 8 months ago. I was a little bit over weight for my age.. and made fun of by lots of kids, especially this kid, he stood me up with a girl, said she told him she liked me, and i brought her a necklace, and she laughed in my face, and told me he was lying. Next day, went to school, and in class, i stabbed him jason voorhes style in the neck, blood splattered over several kids.. including her.


-the end.
If only it was true...

[eddievanzant]

"What is your fucking problem with..." with him NOT using them???
I thought Shelbay was a girl. Anyways, it just seems silly for anyone who doesn't curse incessantly to restrict their vocabulary. It's kinda like seeing lol or some other acronym when I see words like a** and sh!t. Everyone knows what she's saying so it's pointless to censor.

[del...]

it's called, being considerate of others...

[eddievanzant]

Fuck that man! Anyone who'd get offended by a few bad words, I suppose, would be equally offended by the same words with some letters left out, though I could be wrong because I'm not offended by bad words. I don't understand what's so bad about them. I'll be considerate of others when their views are realistic and aren't controlled by society and church. In fact, a preacher/preist/pastor/whatever once came into my language class and said something like "You can say anything you want except for saying the lord's name in vein," but as he said it he threw in some "colorful" words.

[del...]

fortunately for the masses here, you don't have much influence.

[eddievanzant]

Hahaha you're so funny. You don't have to try to be clever to get your point across. Maybe you could've stated why bad words are bad to you. You didn't though. Your entire post is one dumb insult.

[graph]

Slipknotpsycho,
Don't you people understand? It doesn't matter what you did as a kid, you'll be guilty for it your entire life, since this planet contains no source of forgiveness whatsoever! And if it did, why would Shelbay know anything about that?

Friendowl,
People aren't allowed to find things that offend people funny. I mean, when has a comedian ever said anything that has ever been offensive to anyone? It just doesn't happen in this world, and you're not allowed to find those type of things funny. Next time you feel life laughing, just cause physical harm to other human beings, as physical harm is only offensive and not funny when it is commited againts animals.

Now, to be serious for a second.

I see no difference between causing harm to an animal and causing harm to a human. After all, humans are animals. This thread is about causing harm to others, so it's obvious not everyone is going to agree with everything. That doesn't mean you can attack someone for what they did in the past. This thread was supposed to be funny, but a select few have turned it into something a lot worse. We're supposed to be having fun on these boards, not needlessly attacking people that either admit regret for what they did or just simply find something amusing.

[MediocreBadGuy]

Burning a porta potty down (2 fire departments, many police cars, many flashlights, and a gallon of stolen gas from a neighbor's van later...)
Hitting golf balls at cars
Snowballs at cars, windows, etc.
Stopping SEPTA trains and making them get out and move what we put on the tracks (one time it was a toy car, the yellow and red ones you sit in. yellow top, red bottom... whatever dont feel like explaining.)
Shooting lightbulbs out at schools, pharmacys, etc. with a pellet gun.
Shooting cars with frozen 1.5" potato pellets out of a potato gun.
Shooting cars with pellet guns (metal .177 caliber. big dent)
Pissing in cars



Break down: WAY TOO MUCH.

[eddievanzant]

I know humans are technically just another species, but I don't see humans as just animals because we have the ability to reason and therefore can tell right from wrong, or at least a fraction of humans. A cat can jump on a little kid and nearly kill it without ever feeling bad. A kid can kill a cat but eventually feel regret.

[slipknotpsycho]

Burning a porta potty down (2 fire departments, many police cars, many flashlights, and a gallon of stolen gas from a neighbor's van later...)
Hitting golf balls at cars
Snowballs at cars, windows, etc.
Stopping SEPTA trains and making them get out and move what we put on the tracks (one time it was a toy car, the yellow and red ones you sit in. yellow top, red bottom... whatever dont feel like explaining.)
Shooting lightbulbs out at schools, pharmacys, etc. with a pellet gun.
Shooting cars with frozen 1.5" potato pellets out of a potato gun.
Shooting cars with pellet guns (metal .177 caliber. big dent)
Pissing in cars



Break down: WAY TOO MUCH.
all that and i can't believe you haven't put sugar in a car's gas tank....

[eddievanzant]

What does that do? I've heard it before but do not remember.

[slipknotpsycho]

oh yea i just remembered something... i used to go to the bowling alley (but malls, wal mart, basicly any place with a shitlooooooad of cars outside and not that many people there) at night and deflate two tires on every other car for about 10-20 cars... can't do it to often tho or you'll get caught cuz they'll be watching..... then the whole time i'd just be sitting out front watchign people go to their cars and get pissed and yell and curse and all that... i can't believe i never got accused of doing it.. i mean.. i was the only person (about 10-11) laughing so hard i'd fall over when these people would go to their car.....

[graph]

I do that if a car parks in my spot. The spot isn't really "mine" but I always park there. They should know that by now.

[slipknotpsycho]

What does that do? I've heard it before but do not remember.
putting sugar in the gas tank? basicly fucks up the engine... you basicly have to clean/rebuild the whole engine almost because of it.... all the way from the gas tank/fuel lines to fucking with all the valves and blah blah blah, 1000's worth of damage atleast, if you take it to have it done (and unless you know wtf you are doing, you'll have to have it done, it's not just like changing oil or changing a tire or something, long, hard, confusing work)

[MediocreBadGuy]

putting sugar in the gas tank? basicly fucks up the engine... you basicly have to clean/rebuild the whole engine almost because of it.... all the way from the gas tank/fuel lines to fucking with all the valves and blah blah blah, 1000's worth of damage atleast, if you take it to have it done (and unless you know wtf you are doing, you'll have to have it done, it's not just like changing oil or changing a tire or something, long, hard, confusing work)

My buddies and I try to do stuff thats fixable... unless we're high &/or drunk. Then we do stupid stuff.

We've put hydrochloric acid on the roof, hatch, and engine block of a scion box.... it ate right through it. I actually felt bad after that one!

[3rdEyeVision]

you would probably get killed if someone found you putting sugar in their gas tank

[del...]

and to those who have been emailing me about this thread (and so i don't seem like i'm ignoring the mail)...

just think of it as a screener...some pretty insightful stuff here that will help us pick who we wish to be better friends with in the future.

ps...post history is also good to check.

[Swizzy89304]

Oh, yesterday/the other day was Mothers day, and my sis was saving her bottle of red wine for it. Cost about £25. Well, the day before that she decided to kick me and my watch broke. My £50 watch that I bought with my own goddam money. If you havent guessed yet, £50 is a lot of money to me.
Anyway, when she goes to bed I decide to mess with her wine. Among the ingredients were:
Brandy
Port
Rum
Sugar
Salt
Vinegar
Spit. Lots of spit.
And I shook that bitch up bad. When she asked me why it was opened, I just said that I wanted to try a little. I laughed so damn much when she was drinking that, but I managed to hide it so she just thought it was rank wine.

Before I messed with it, it tasted pretty nice btw.

[Swizzy89304]

Oh, and theres a guy a few doors down who moans at us for parking outside his house. Thinks he owns the friggin street or something.
So when he had moaned at us good and proper, and we gave him the finger, I noticed it was frosty outside. So, like the little child I am (this was a few months ago, and Im 18 now) I start writing expletives and such on his car. I finished it off with a 'chill man, have a spliff' on the back window of his car.
Complete with little spliff drawing.

[robert42]

swizzzy where bouts u from? that school u mentioned earlier is near me if ur in the UK

[Swizzy89304]

The schools called Bishop Stopford School, its in Kettering. You might be mistaking it for Bishops Stortford, which is another place alltogether.
Hah, just seen your location - North London

Yaay my Mylars just arrived!

Anyway, back to the point. Kettering is about 100-150 miles from North London I think. Its a shitty little town in Northamptonshire, and its filled with damn chavs that come over here from Corby.
Fuckers.

[robert42]

ahhh yes ur correct im surprised u knew what i was mistaking it for.

thanks for clearing it up ;)

:rasta:

north london aint got chavs just ghetto ppl - lovely

[HiddenBeauty]

I think some of you are full of shit and you glorify the bad things you have done to people and animals because you think it will impress people or something like that.I have respect for those that have remorse for what they have done and have changed but some of you are just a lost cause.

[JunkYard]

Nobody's a lost cause...

I want to believe this is true, anyway.

[HiddenBeauty]

The only time you can help or change people is when they want to,so many people make this mistake and waste their own precious time.

[HeLTeR.SKeLTeR]

I masturbated in science class when I was like in 5th grade... :(

[JunkYard]

There is absolutely no point in even trying to change others. Let life have its way with them...

[Dr HaZzMatT Esq.]

Awe fuck It!
Who wants more pie?

[tokerBob]

when i was a kid sludgehammers and bullfrogs were hours of fun

[slipknotpsycho]

The only time you can help or change people is when they want to,so many people make this mistake and waste their own precious time.
very good point... i'm on your side, counseling and helping people change bad habbits and the like can only be done when one admits their problems, and is ready to take responsibility for what they did/do and have their mind set on changing.... even people who want to change but don't put forth the effort will likely fall victim to the same lifestyle/problems they had to begin with... btw, i don't know if it's been clarified yet.. but i do feel remorse for everything i've done, but i guess some of you didn't get that when i made the post about how i'll give a cat all the attention it wants, as long as my hands aren't pre-occupied...

[friendowl]

it was a saturday night about 130 am.
it was me and two homies just servin the clucks.
this group of girls like 4 deep walked by.
my homies started rappin to em and they wanted to kick it.
we wer sitting on the porch drinkin and blazin and talkin shit
one of the girls said they were at a party with our enemies.
i went inside the house and thru the metal screen door i took
an 80 oz.leak on the heads and backs of these spies.they thought it was beer and started running down the street.my homie slim lived down the block
and when he seen the girls running and screaming he threw a dirt
rock and it one of the hyna's in the head.

[Das Boot]

This one is not bad at all but it took a lot of time and effort. Outside of my elementary school their was this horse apple tree. It's a tree that grows these green things about the size of grapefruits they dont really resemble apples. I noticed that when they were crushed a certain amount of green goo came out.

So I spent every day of my time at that school (about 2 years) rolling the apples out into the road. The cars would run over them and they would make a fantastic splash. A section of the street was totally green for the whole time I was there.

The strange thing is nobody ever complained and I never got in trouble. I would stand at the side of the road bowling the horse apples at the wheels of moving cars and I never got in trouble.



This one is a bit worse. I was a new kid in the apartmen complex I lived in I was 10 or so. I wanted the other kids to like me and there was this one annoying smelly kid that no one liked so I announced to everyone that I would kick his ass.

He ran away from me so I chased him down, tackled him and kicked the shit out of him. I felt real bad so the next day I attended his birthday party. I was the only one who showed up. That kid was sad.

[rastabill89]

thats so mean das boot
you better of bought him a cool present to make up for it

[Swizzy89304]

Das Boot, was the smelly kid called Gary Jones?
Damn he stunk like a bitch.

[suhl]

on myth busters sugaring the gas tank did nothing, but there is something you can do that is just as easy that they proved did work, but i cant remember what it is

[graph]

on myth busters sugaring the gas tank did nothing, but there is something you can do that is just as easy that they proved did work, but i cant remember what it is
yeah, that episode was on the other day. It was bleach, and the car stalled.

[vintendo]

in 8th grade i stuck paper towels in the overhead and then it caught on fire. it stunk horribly. the teacher acted like he was pissed. but since i came forward and told him i did it he was cool with it. he didnt even tell the principle or my parents. that was the coolest teacher i ever had. he looked like tom cruise. that same year he got fired for drawing a picture on the board that had instructions on how to kill the 7th grade assisted principle. and he walked in when he was drawing it. :'(

[vintendo]

and once after i got outta jdc when i lived in detroit. i was so pisssed that i went in everyones piggy banks and took their money and the next time i went to school i bought a ounce in 2 dollar bills and kenedy dollars. and once i stole liek 5 zippos out of my dads collection and sold em for weed. and there was this teacher named ms kitchen. i had her for math and everyyone hated her so i took all her calculators and smashed the fuck out of them and left them in a big pile under my desk. and she had a brand new usb memory stick and i jacked that. idk if this is bad but me and my friend were at burger king an this guy walked in and i told him that we've been waiting here forever for our food and he left.but we just ordered our food.

[Rain Man]

This thread makes me sick. I've done some bad stuff when I was a kid, but not nearly as bad as what some of you folks have done. Go stab a homeless guy why don't you. :)

[Samwhore]

i smoked a bowl on mothers day, thats about it

[WeedGremblin]

Once when I was 17 I was at this girls house and her parents were out of town. I brought some bombs/weed/booze and we got fucked out of our skulls. I was busting out her and mine 3rd line of X when she decided to get buck naked, which i was fine with. Me horny and pumped on the X I see her digi camera out of the corner of my eye and grab it. I told her I was gonna take a few keepsakes in return for the goodtime that night, so i fill up her camera with about every angle you could think of twice over but she was having fun with it, anything is fun high on X. So we end up trying to fuck a few times but it takes forever for me to nut on X so it ends up in frustration. We grill for 5 more hours and she goes to take a shower. I get on her computer and burn all of them to a disc and throw it in my car. Later on that night she decides she wants me to erase the pictures, but I could keep one she approved of. Long story short I end up blackmailing this poor girl and making 300 and change ;).

I used to do really careless dumb shit like that all the time, but after awhile you realize what your doing and you come to a point where you have to choose if you want to keep on your path or change because your at the point of no return. We all do dumb shit, its about learning from it all.

I dont find this worse than killing small animals tho, what do you think?

[AquariumRescueUnit]

I was 13, by buddy was 12, we used to shoot off those Estes Model rockets with the igniters and such, and parachutes, and reuse them.

A dry summer in CO, we shot one on top of a little mountain cliff, and for some reason taped the top shut. A few minutes later my older brother saw the smoke and called the Fire Dept. and Fukcing turned us in!!!

A couple of acres of forest burned:rasta: up, and we are really lucky that it didnt start one of those massive fires you here about, cuz it was dry as shit that summer. Dumb shit kids.(me)

I was huge Pyro before that but since then I have stay away from fire a bit.

[delta9thc06]

I use to go to house's at night with my friend jake and rip there plants and bushes outta the ground and break tree limbs and break lawn ornaments and christmas shit. We would jump in the big bushes until they were almost completely flat. We look back at it now and kinda think we were assholes for it, but it was fun.

[delta9thc06]

in 8th grade i stuck paper towels in the overhead and then it caught on fire. it stunk horribly. the teacher acted like he was pissed. but since i came forward and told him i did it he was cool with it. he didnt even tell the principle or my parents. that was the coolest teacher i ever had. he looked like tom cruise. that same year he got fired for drawing a picture on the board that had instructions on how to kill the 7th grade assisted principle. and he walked in when he was drawing it. :'(

If u never fessed up to this i woulda got blamed for it because i was laughing to hard in the back of the class and he thought it was me. You hot boxed that classroom with all those damn papertowels.

[ShadowGate420]

i put poop in a pizza box and delivered it to a dudes house.

[Rain Man]

Fucking terrible thing to do to the girl. Not as bad as torturing animals though... With that said, When I was a kid me and a friend shoved a firecracker in all sorts of things, usually anthills, but we once killed a fish and a frog by sticking one down it's thoat and blowing out it's insides. I think we were 11, felt really bad afterwards...

As a kid I was a general trouble maker, but I always tried to be a good kid, sure I might've done some shit here and there, but nothing to major. Nothing like breaking other peoples windows or beating up people with weapons or any of that... It's the peer preasure, man.

[thcbongman]

Me and my ex lit up a couple of parks on fire. Nothing too serious or anything, but enough that the fire dept had to put it out.

That's the most light-hearted worst thing I did when I was a kid. I done worse, but I'll keep my skeletons in the closet.

[OreO]

i remember in 8th grade me and a friend would walk around the neighborhood at 2-4 am in the morning looking at cars to break into...we would steal sub-woofers, radios, anything else that was chilling there. One time golf clubs, another time cds, one time a wallet but maybe a few bucs inside...we left that.
If the door wasnt unlocked(which many were) we would break the windows...never got caught SUPRISINGLY...we were duuuumb, feel bad thinking about it...lol

[mejames]

on myth busters sugaring the gas tank did nothing, but there is something you can do that is just as easy that they proved did work, but i cant remember what it is
its Clorox bleach

[smok3y]

Once painted some ones front house windows black during the night.. Was pretty funny at the time, infact it still is..lol
Never got caught for it..:D

Also a few friend of mine once taped some big ass firworks to cat a lit them.. Was funny at the time but now thinking back at it, it was a bad thing to do..We were only 11-12 at the time!
Wonder if the cats still alive!!:confused:

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

go into cars and steal CDs and what not, steal 20's off of my sis/rents.. looking back, I used all the shit I stole back then.. to buy pokemon cards..........

[SpiritLevel]

I smashed up the front of my sisters audio system because I thought she stole my money; she did that a lot back then to purchase ganja weed then come home stinkin!!. Turns out I just hid it so well i temporarily forgot where i put it. I reflected on how sudden outbursts of anger can sometimes not be the appropriate move.

[Fattie]

Lit a barn on fire, only thing was it was old abandoned and in the woods, so the woods caught fire, never got caught :) not even by the rents and they saw me walking away from it not 5 mins after. :)

[SpiritLevel]

Reminds me of a dre and eminem line:

..with a can full of gas and a hand full of matches and, still weren't found out..

Classic!!!

[Baz2137]

Being Born.

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

:(

This thread is somewhat disturbing... though I was no angel.

[Alive]

please tell maryjane

[Dutch Pimp]

:(

This thread is somewhat disturbing... though I was no angel.
16 years old, civil rights march in Derby City, for open housing rights. An angry crowd of whites form's along the street, the sun has gone down, the police try to protect the hundreds of black marchers, but thousands of angry whites line the street. Me and this other fool decide to check out what's going on. I got caught up in the mob frenzy, as did my friend. He got caught throwing rocks at the protesters, I didnt get caught. My friend's dad was a police officer, and got off because of that. Me? I give up my redneck ways, after that! The year...1966.

[mamma puffpuff420]

[QUOTE=geonagual]Me and my friend Marcos loved to make Molatav Cocktails. We used to make them and then light them and toss'em into open fields and then drive by a half hour later when the fire dept was there trying to put them out.[/QUOTE


and ur braging bout this on the internet
mwooo ya

[YouD0nt]

I poured out this bottle of special awesome shampoo i begged my mom for in the shower, It still haunts my conscience to this day (i was like 3 when i did it).

:(

[baisez le monde.]

i could write a small novel. but im still a kid, kind of... 17. so theres prolly more stupid stuff to come.

[Shannon]

I stole book order money, and stupidly shared it with a snitch.

[yabatab]

When I was 7 I accidentally caught the woods behind my house
on fire.

[birdgirl73]

i fucking hate cats... ..
That thread broke my heart and made me cry. It truly did. I can't fathom why someone would ever be deliberately mean to any animal, whether you like them or not.

[birdgirl73]

The worst thing I ever did was get my dad's car--a big, new Oldsmobile 98 (a land ship)--stuck deeply in the mud in an empty field north of my hometown. I was 16 and driving with some friends. We got the bright idea to cut doughnuts in the field and play a game we called "Starsky and Hutch," and down went the car. It didn't come out until a special tow truck and two guys with shovels came to dig enough mud out that they could get it hooked up and pulled out of the sink hole.

I spent the rest of that summer paying for the tow, detailing Dad's car, and walking or riding with other people to get where I needed to go.

As bad things go, I realize this is pretty tame. I was a remarkably good kid. But I did like to have vehicular adventures on occasion.

[iwantmyownplace]

im a bit of a computer hacker. last year i thought it would be funny to bomb-mail my science teacher. 15,000 emails saying "Gh05t P\/\/n3D" to the email server. crashed the entire system, destroyed that weeks file backups and potentially scared the shit out of the district office. that was pretty bad.



that's awesome could you do that to my teacher?

she's a real bitch!!!!

[email protected]

[Lightitup44]

just a random,
13, threw corn(hard feeding kind) at cars for over an hour. last one comes and i get the go-ahead from a friend it isnt a cop, he couldnt see and its a fucking sheriff, one friend misses and i hit his lights from about 15 feet away and i say shit in mid air and see and hear glass shattering everywhere. We all ran like fuckin trackstars.

-peace

[Up In Smoke 420]

And you got away with it?

[Lightitup44]

Yeah, he was going pretty fast and couldnt stop in the middle of the street. he pulls into the neighborhood and we duck through houses and ran into bushes and trees and two of us ran into this fence with no shoes on, hurt like a bitch. We saw a few cop cars all night cruising around the neighborhood.

-peace

[Nonsmoker420s Wife]

When I was about 5 or so my mom was babysitting and I thought the little baby in the walker wanted to go out side so I opend the screen door and let the baby walk down the stairs in the walker LMAO!:dance:

[zeebo phillips]

In Kindergarten, I had a love for all movies rated R. Silence of the Lambs, Purple Rain, Too Wong Foo (I think that was PG-13). Anyways, so when all you're watchng is rated R movies, the word "Sexy" is probably going to pop up.

We had Hawaiian Day and a lot of parents and teachers were there. And what did I do?

I said the hula dance was Sexy.

[buddymyfriend]

When I was about 11 I put a stick through the front of my little brothers spokes while he was coming past on his lil bike. He came flying over the handle bars and landed on his face, breaking his nose. What a nice older brother I am!

Peace

Buddy

[UMrocksmysocks]

ok this one is really really stupid.... when i was 11, this ghetto friend of mine and i tied a small wire across the road which almost ripped the sunroof off of the first car that drove past... what if it was someone on a motorcycle?? i was such an idiot

[Nonsmoker420s Wife]

My mom used to tell me saurkraut was cheese to make me eat it.. MEAN MOMMY!:mad:

[iwantmyownplace]

I helped overthrow a small African nation.

[420Mikey420]

I killed a man just to watch him die.

just kidding. Or am I?

[PotHeed420]

Well considering the fact of me still being a somewhat kid i'll tell you what I did a couple of days ago.

Ok, so there is this kid I kinda knew and it was around 420, he had no money so I told him I would front him a half gram cause I had just bought a quater. Usually I would have never done this but a lot of my friends knew him so I didn't think he would have ripped me off, well he did. The kid who is 3 years older than me(15 and 18) gives me his car radio. I get a ride from him and see that he has a new radio and he gave me his old one. That pissed me off but for some reason I didn't do anything. So a couple of days ago I wake up a realize I gotta get this guy back or hes just going to think he can rip me off whenever. Well it just so happends that that same days hes lookin for some bud....Calls me up and says hes needs a gram, so I tell him to meet me at this school down the block from my house. Sense this kid is older than me and my brother knew I was going to go rip him off him and him and his friend came with me incase he tried to start shit. I went up to his window and said the guy is down the street and is too paranoid about cops and shit so just give me the money and i'll go pick it up for a smoke down. I suck at lieing and he had thoughts I was ripping him off. About an hour goes by and he never showed up at my house so my brother and his friend leave and told me if he came back to call him. Half hour goes by and he comes over knockin' on all my windows calling my name, so I called up my brother. He see's my brother and his friend running down the street yellin at him so he jumps into his car and locks the doors. So I go outside and the kid was scared as shit, he was like "Cody whats going on?!?! These kids are trying to get violent with me all I want is my money"! (Sounding like the biggest pussy in the world) So my brother and his friend are threating to kick his ass so he starts to peel off and says you better watch your back to my brother who is 6'2 and the guy I ripped off was about 5'4ish and has no friends. All in all I felt pretty good that I finally got him back, also he had to feel like a dumbass cause he got ripped off by a 15 year old in front of his girlfriend. And didn't do a damn thing.

Also;
I agree with you C4nn4Bliss, FurIsDead


I think I am going to post this in the Lounge so if you see it again no need for corrections.

[da haze meister]

Well considering the fact of me still being a somewhat kid i'll tell you what I did a couple of days ago.

Ok, so there is this kid I kinda knew and it was around 420, he had no money so I told him I would front him a half gram cause I had just bought a quater. Usually I would have never done this but a lot of my friends knew him so I didn't think he would have ripped me off, well he did. The kid who is 3 years older than me(15 and 18) gives me his car radio. I get a ride from him and see that he has a new radio and he gave me his old one. That pissed me off but for some reason I didn't do anything. So a couple of days ago I wake up a realize I gotta get this guy back or hes just going to think he can rip me off whenever. Well it just so happends that that same days hes lookin for some bud....Calls me up and says hes needs a gram, so I tell him to meet me at this school down the block from my house. Sense this kid is older than me and my brother knew I was going to go rip him off him and him and his friend came with me incase he tried to start shit. I went up to his window and said the guy is down the street and is too paranoid about cops and shit so just give me the money and i'll go pick it up for a smoke down. I suck at lieing and he had thoughts I was ripping him off. About an hour goes by and he never showed up at my house so my brother and his friend leave and told me if he came back to call him. Half hour goes by and he comes over knockin' on all my windows calling my name, so I called up my brother. He see's my brother and his friend running down the street yellin at him so he jumps into his car and locks the doors. So I go outside and the kid was scared as shit, he was like "Cody whats going on?!?! These kids are trying to get violent with me all I want is my money"! (Sounding like the biggest pussy in the world) So my brother and his friend are threating to kick his ass so he starts to peel off and says you better watch your back to my brother who is 6'2 and the guy I ripped off was about 5'4ish and has no friends. All in all I felt pretty good that I finally got him back, also he had to feel like a dumbass cause he got ripped off by a 15 year old in front of his girlfriend. And didn't do a damn thing.

Also;
I agree with you C4nn4Bliss, FurIsDead


I think I am going to post this in the Lounge so if you see it again no need for corrections.
wow that was the most confusing fucking thing i have ever read
i am too stoned

[Gothen]

Ok, so there is this kid I kinda knew and it was around 420, he had no money so I told him I would front him a half gram cause I had just bought a quater. Usually I would have never done this but a lot of my friends knew him so I didn't think he would have ripped me off, well he did. The kid who is 3 years older than me(15 and 18) gives me his car radio. I get a ride from him and see that he has a new radio and he gave me his old one. That pissed me off but for some reason I didn't do anything. So a couple of days ago I wake up a realize I gotta get this guy back or hes just going to think he can rip me off whenever. Well it just so happends that that same days hes lookin for some bud....Calls me up and says hes needs a gram, so I tell him to meet me at this school down the block from my house. Sense this kid is older than me and my brother knew I was going to go rip him off him and him and his friend came with me incase he tried to start shit. I went up to his window and said the guy is down the street and is too paranoid about cops and shit so just give me the money and i'll go pick it up for a smoke down. I suck at lieing and he had thoughts I was ripping him off. About an hour goes by and he never showed up at my house so my brother and his friend leave and told me if he came back to call him. Half hour goes by and he comes over knockin' on all my windows calling my name, so I called up my brother. He see's my brother and his friend running down the street yellin at him so he jumps into his car and locks the doors. So I go outside and the kid was scared as shit, he was like "Cody whats going on?!?! These kids are trying to get violent with me all I want is my money"! (Sounding like the biggest pussy in the world) So my brother and his friend are threating to kick his ass so he starts to peel off and says you better watch your back to my brother who is 6'2 and the guy I ripped off was about 5'4ish and has no friends. All in all I felt pretty good that I finally got him back, also he had to feel like a dumbass cause he got ripped off by a 15 year old in front of his girlfriend. And didn't do a damn thing. I don't see how you got ripped off??


Anyway, I think the worst thing I ever did as a kid was...UGH! Oh my gosh! I had to sit and think about what I did, and this most disturbing memory came up. =( It almost makes me cry to think about it!


I was like....8 and we had this stray cat that was a stray, but we took it and got it its shots etc etc and domesticated it. We had it for like 2 years, and it was pregnant, and we had a spare bedroom for it and the kittens. She had the kittens and stuff, and it was the day after. And the kittens were the most adorable things in the world, I loved them. But...for some reason...I got this strange urge to throw them up in the air and catch them. I would throw them really high and catch them all the time. When I let them go, they would crawl away from me and try to get away as fast as they could. That's why it feels so bad to think about it. They hated it, and I just kept doing it. :(

I hate myself.

[magicks]

once i remeber i showed my penis to these older girls

[smokealot123]

i shot my cousin because he had me in a bad headlock.. he still had the scar as of this day..

[mamma puffpuff420]

when i was 10 i stole a car
the ol man that raised me owned a bar
and some of the guys that went in2 the bar wood park behind the bar
i guess they was tryin 2 hide from there ol ladies
well 1 day i saw some keys,just hangin there
so i get in and take off
i drove bout 2 or 3 miles
no problem
when i went out the drive way i didnt hit anything
not the same commin back
i hit my dads new garage
which was holding his new car
then i hit a water fauset
dame ,that water was shootin 20 ft in the air
scared the shit outtsa me 4 sure
i really got my ass kicked 4 that 1

peace~

[dryst]

i was about 10 or 11...and my grandma being really religious made me go to church with her...well they had these classes for kids...sunday school or w/e...so me and like 3 other kids sneak out during break and start ransacking the fuckin church seriously like fuckin shit up, in the ministers office just destroying shit...shuffling papers rearranging shit, breaking props for one of those gay ass church plays.even hiding behind these drapes things when the minister came in the room...once he left he went up stairs...where all the baptising went on...we drained the fuckin pool and the water started flooding down the steps and shit...we all ran down the hall and jumped out this window and tried to run away...eh...well we got caught i dont remember if their were any legal charges but i do know i was never allowed back at that church

[Ginnas]

When I was in high school I used to work at this grocery store. I may or may not have stolen several thousand dollars in merchandise(beer, cigs, food, whatever for like 2years +) I was running a black market cigarette operation at my school :D 5 bucks a pack, and I was stealing carton after carton.

[dryst]

lol weird u say that cause i got like 8 cartons of cigarettes and a stack of cases of beer just sitting in my room that i took from the gas station convience store thing i work at...i sell em for $4 a pack or 35 a carton though :)

they just dont fuckin pay me enough :P