worst thing you did as a kid

[Zoosh]

Me and my friend took this kids pencil case then pissed on it.
I look back and just think how lame it was.
I bought him a new case and had detentions.
He never even did anything wrong. I was about 11 when i did it.
I've never done anything serious though.
Stole a few things, stole sweets from a shop over the road school during lunch times. Stupid stuff.

[smokealot123]

oh thats right i robbed alot of stuff in the past, i mean thousands of dollars worth, but shooting my cousin is worse i guess ahah:rasta:

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

ok this one is really really stupid.... when i was 11, this ghetto friend of mine and i tied a small wire across the road which almost ripped the sunroof off of the first car that drove past... what if it was someone on a motorcycle?? i was such an idiot


ur supposed to PRETEND to be holding rope/wire acorss the road, not actually do it lmao.. thats wicked tho

[Pipe Dreams]

well when I was in 2nd grade, i was a bit of a bad mother fucker. I threw a desk and a chair at my teacher. I remember it was about half way through the year, and I had hated this lady since I got into her class. I was getting written up for something, and I had enough bullshit, so I picked up the desk I was sitting in (wasnt very big) and chucked it at her from about 15 feet away, closely followed by the chair. The desk hit her in the leg, but the chair flopped around her neck like a horseshoe on its little pole. I got expelled and arrested for assult and battery. Also that same day they found a hustler magazine in my backpack after all that had happened.

[OniEhtRedrum781]

One time, i thought it would be a brilliant idea to set off a stink bomb in my mom's room on April Fool's Day. That didn't go over too well

Another time, when i was camping, I played hackeysack (sp?) with a frog until it died...

[jamstigator]

I accidentally set a hotel on fire. I was quite a firebug when I was little, and we were living in a hotel at the time. I was around 11 years old I guess. Anyway, while my mom was at work I got bored and started lighting pieces of paper on fire and dropping them out of the window (we were on the 7th floor of 8 total floors), then watching the burning paper waft down the street on air currents.

Well, somehow the curtains caught on fire. I ran to the kitchen to get a pot of water, but by the time I got back the curtains were blazing and the wall itself and the ceiling above had also caught fire. Not wanting to get busted for this, I decided I'd play possum, so I replaced the pot in the kitchen, laid on the couch and pretended to be semi-conscious when the firemen showed up, which didn't take long.

They carried me out and I was fine, and no one else got hurt either. The hotel itself, unfortunately, lost pretty much all of the 7th and 8th floors and was closed for a long time. The fire marshal did narrow down the origin of the fire to the room where my mom and I were living. He asked me where or how I thought it began, and I said it must've been the electrical system or something. Maybe they knew better, but there just wasn't enough evidence to support dragging an 11-year old kid into court. And even if they won, I'd have gotten juvie or something, so why bother. So nothing ever happened, except that we were told to find a new place to live.

I also threatened to kill my stepfather, after he hit me hard enough to break my collarbone. And I stabbed him when he beat my mother badly one night. I don't feel like those things were really 'bad' though, since I was basically just trying to keep myself and my mother alive.

[birdgirl73]

Wow, Jamistigator! You had some luck on that hotel thing, although I'm not sure they could have done much even if they'd pinned it on you. I think you were certainly justified for having tried to stop your stepfather. What an evil creature he sounds like.

My dad reminded me (when I asked him about this subject and told him about the earlier episode with his car that I'd remembered) that I had a bit of a pyro streak when I was little. At least, he said, I was overly fascinated by fire because matches and anything that caused fire were so forbidden to me and my sisters.

When I was about 9, one Thanksgiving we were over in Louisiana at my uncle's lake cabin, and my younger sister and cousins and I were outside playing. It was a very chilly, damp day and my parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were inside by the fire. We kids had recently seen a western movie in which some indians smoked cowboys out of their house by blocking the chimney. We thought that idea sounded like a lot of fun, and so we shimmied up a tree to the roof and stuffed some old burlap bags and damp leaves down the top of the chimney to see what would happen.

We smoked 'em out alright. And they came out like angry hornets when they figured out what was causing the problem. The fire dept. had to come with a ladder and pull the crap out of the top of the chimney and set up fans to vent the cabin and get rid of the smoke. It was fortunate that we didn't burn the place down. We kids all got some firm whacks on our rear ends and were restricted from playing together the rest of that weekend.

[SpiritLevel]

I tossed a snow ball and it diffused perfectly on the edge of an open car window and sprayed-up the occupant. Funny as hell!! She didn't know who did it. I walked past to get a good look of her dripping wet clevage... Good ole School Dayz!!! Many-a-Laugh...

[jonny]

I shot JFK.

[MyDadsACopStoner]

well ive done alot of fucked up shit in my including me and my bro slaughtering everything that moved in the creek next to my house w/ knives. in 3rd grade i sold bullets at school. blew up 2 cars cuz me and some friends were bored and high and wanted to see somethin blow up. ive stolen thousands of dollars worth of beer. o and me and 2 friends almost blew up a lil girl w/ an acid bomb. and another time this bitch told on me for cheating so i looked up her address then looked up directions to her house and stabbed out her tires to all her cars and her neighbors cars. payback is a bitch

[partyguy420]

ive done all kinds of shit... but im not gonna say any of them, even thu i did them when i was like 7, ill most likely get flamed for them, so i chose not to say. most recsent bad thing, choke slamed my sister for trying to start a fight with my girlfriend... my sis dosent live with my mom, and dosent want to, well... i want to live with my mom, and if the cops get called over to my moms, it will make my chances of being able to live with her agin, very slim, so i choke slamed her.

[MaRiAh]

:rolleyes:

[Ganjasaurusrex]

High school welding class.

Teacher was an alcoholic and would go out to his car everyday at 6th period for a drink. At that time is when all hell broke loose, chinese throwing stars flying everywhere, bombs made out of pint milk cartons and filled with oxy-acetylene as load as m-80s.

Welding partner gets the bright idea to fill the cinder block wall full of oxy-acetylene welding gas where there is a hammer hole in the wall.

Full blast for several minutes.

When he lit it, it exploded a hole in the wall 8 feet in diameter and I mean it was a very load explosion. I was knocked to the ground with concrete block pieces as well as my partner and we were both bleeding. Talk about shock wave.

The explosion startled a couple of guys working on a lawn mower engine out side where the main oxygen/Acetylene bulk tanks are stored. The explosion made them drop the lawn mower and gas leaked under the main bulk storage tanks and instantly caught fire because of a spark from the steal of the mower on the concrete when they dropped it.

Now we have a very serious situation.

Everyone is panicing. I grabbed the fire extinguisher and got the fire out from under the bulk tanks in time. Thats actually what saved my ass from most of the trouble.

The entire school heard the explosion as well as some of the surrounding community residences.

My partner took off running right through the hole in the wall. lol.

Within minutes half the school was gathered, police, fire department then then the news stations. Not good.

Although I didnt fill the wall with gas or light it. I still had some responsiblity to my partner that I didnt use. So partially my fault, but I was commended by the fire dept for getting the fire out from under the bulk tanks. That would have been a major disaster had those blown.

Id say that ranks right up there with sinking a 25ft sailboat.

[birdgirl73]

I'd agree.

So what happened to y'all as a result in the way of punishment? And did the alkie teacher get fired for not watching his class???

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

heh I'd love to blow a huge hole in the wall at school, and then run through when I know I'ma get screwed..

one of my childhood badass stories was, lighting full grown trees on fire, and hollowing them out, wiht my best friend (all started when we found out how to make flame throwes with bugspray) those were the days..

[Mista Sippi]

Man, me and my homies used to do some pretty fucked up shit too. We'd get cats and duct tape their two back legs together. My brother would put icy hot on the cat's asshole, that was pretty bad. I remember one time when I was real young, this kid would come over and play with me and shit and I had him follow me to my top bunk bed and I pushed his ass off. Hahahaha my dad whooped my ass for that shit. My dad says I had a big problem with stealing money too. Any money in my reach I'd stick it in my pocket. Till he beat my ass again. Later in life we got more cruel with the shit. We made this kid funnel piss one time. Well it was half piss half beer. Funny thing about it was he didn't believe us after we told him it was piss. Damn, we did some fuck shit.

[shoi]

where in hell did u get the idea to put icy hot on a cats ass?

[Mista Sippi]

where in hell did u get the idea to put icy hot on a cats ass?

I dunno exactly. Just seemed the proper thing to do I guess.

[shoi]

its like that somtimes

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Quote: Birdgirl.


Well nothing happened to me as I didnt fill the wall with gas or light it or encourage him to do it in any way.

But we were still welding partners and had to observe safety issues for one another. Thats where I dropped the ball. I did get my ass chewed out good by a number of adults however for that reason.

But I was off the hook for putting out the fire under the storage tanks, which if it burned too much longer could have set off a massive explosion and killed many and destroyed a lot of property.

Everyone was running away from the tanks as it was a large fire under them so I took a risk and felt responsibility to put out that fire myself.

Fire Dept. Cheif was really happy about that and so the Principal and Teacher followed his approval for a timely response to avoid a major disaster.

Nothing happened to the Teacher as he claimed he just stepped out for a bit as teachers do.

As for my partner.

Removed from school permanently. Arrested with multiple charges, Juvinile detention and mug shot in town paper. Parents had to pay for damages to the wall.

I spent the rest of the semester reading about welding. lol

[ilovebecky]

Rigged other peoples mail boxes so when the mail man came and opened them up a sign would be hanging there on the inside saying "FUCK YOU MAILMAN!"

[Blunt420]

When I was like 14, Me and my friends used to break into peoples houses when they werent home, we stole soo much, the most we every scored was about $600, and my friend, (witch was 16) took this guys Pistol out his bedroom, It was a Glock or somthing I also cleard out my whole school by leaving a bomb threat note in the office. HEHEHE

[Big Calhoun]

Haha...this brings back memories...

Used to pop lockers at a local YMCA when I was like 11. They had 'free swim' time during the day in the summer. Afterwards, I'd hang around and pop the locks off. As little as spare change and as much as $300. Eventually they started catching on so I had to chill.

Called in a bomb threat to my school when I was 12. A friend wanted to get out of a test so I said I'd call in a bomb threat. Well, I had to do it like 3 times because they kept rescheduling the test. Got caught after his mom overheard him and I talking about it on the phone and a local businesman recognized me using his payphone.

Also when I was 12, I started selling 'red boxes' to people. Old telephones used to transmit key strokes when you inserted money. So I was able to program phone dialers with these keystrokes and sell them so people (drug dealers mostly) could use payphones w/o sticking money in them.

When I was 14, I used to 'rent' my pager to people for tests. At first, it only worked for multiple choice tests...a=1, b=2, c=3, etc. I'd just go to the payphone during study period and page myself with the answers to whoever had it. As I got into my junior year, I got an NEC alpha-numeric pager. So then I started charging more because I could send actual text messages.

When I was 15, I broke into a local Radio Shack. Planned the whole thing out for months, right down to a list of SKU numbers of what I wanted to get. Ended up getting significantly less because a friend chickened out and I had to go it alone.

When I was 18, I paintballed some dudes car and apartment with frozen paintballs. A few nights before, it was mischief night. A couple of friends and I threw some eggs at his house. Well, the next day, he goes by one kids house and sets a pile of leaves on fire...NOT COOL! So I froze some paintballs and we went out to dudes building. He had the window open so we threw like 2 or 3 eggs in and ran to the bushes. As soon as he came to the window, I let a good 10 or so paintballs loose...shattered the window. As we walk in the park around the corner, dude is in his car with a flashlight talking about, "I'm gonna get you, blah blah blah". So from behind a slide, I let another 15 or 20 go through his back windshield till he finally sped away. Now that was good times!!

so many stories...

[paperlunatic]

ur all bad people lol

[SpiritLevel]

^^ saying things like that kill the thread^^

Should start a thread 'the worst thing you've done to this minute' excluding things that could land you in jail!!

[Torrance]

Me and my friends used to go out to an old storage feild where they stored live-in trailers for the oil feild workers. Out of season, we got in about a dozen different trailers and bust out every single mirror and window.

We did the same thing with parked train locomotives. I still have one of the huge wrenches that I could unscrew a huge lightpole with.

I once poured an entire beer in a mailbox. A federal offense. :D
..the only problem is.. if you lived in the country pouring a beer in a mailbox would be a pussy thing..everyone out here just beats the shit out of and takes the mail or the actual mailbox..more of a fereral offence...

[Davidj56]

The time i poisioned my moms pet rooster and told her the cats got it.
The time i was catchin pigeons and beating them with sticks.
The time i shot that cat dead with my rifle.
The time i pissed in my sisters shampoo.
The time i put sulfuric acid in my sisters perfume.
The worst thing ive done was probably the time when when i was in 3rd grade this kid was making fun of my backpack and i kicked him down his huge hill he rolled like 10 times lmao.
Etc.

[SpiritLevel]

I was in a crowd of people walking through some swing doors. The person to my right had pissed me off a bit. They weren't looking as they pushed with both hands against one side of the swing door to go through it; I pushed both the person's hands down with one arm and pushed their head as hard as I could into the door before they could turn and see who did it. This was at school and the dude is/was a twat, I think he had a headache for LongTime mwahahaha!

[dejayou30]

when we are young we do dumb shit.
i got into a beef with some guy alex on my block.
his mom and dad were fucked up too.
one day he stole my bike and sold it.
i couldnt prove it but i knew.
when him and his parents left for the weekend
i put the garden hose in the window and turned it on.
on sun when they came back i had totally forgotten
we were playing football inm the street when i heard the mom
yell and scream and talk shit.i walked over and pretended
like i didnt know.they knew i did it but couldnt prove it.
payback is a bitch.they had to empty the whole house of furniture.
it took them quite awhile.major damage.

now that i got my own house i cant imagine that happening to me.
i was a bad kid.


hahaha thats so funny. when i was probably 6 or so this kid that was like 4 years old than us convinced my friend and i and his little sister to smash out the windows of this construction equipment with rocks and said whoever breaks the most windows wins. he said go and we all started throwing rocks through the windows of bulldozers and backhoes and big machines like that, probably like 6 of them. i specifically remember climbing up on one and throwing a pretty good sized rock right through the windshield. thats probably the worst thing i did and i never got caught but still remember it to this day.

[friendowl]

damn davey
you should work
at a childs daycare center

you are so nice a guy

[FAllout]

I was a good kid but one tiem I threw a big rock hig int eh air to scar a much younger kid who was thrwoing rocks at me.
Well the rock hit him in teh face and he had to wear an eye patch for like a month and get some surgery. I felt pretty bad about it.

[Smokin EnDo]

I've done some bad stuff in my day, still young 16, but I'll name a few of the bad ones. When I was in 5th grade my friends and I experimented with a greasy bag from our pizza place. We light it up and a roaring fire starts from this bag, mind you were under a tree by our schools library. We book it and come by later to see a shitload of firetrucks trying to put this 30ft tree out. Next day we were brough to the principles office. Cops were there and everything. We said it was the damn teenagers who were in the park that day we saw them light it and run. Got away with that one.

Another time in 7th grade my friend and I were out for cash. We decided to go around mowing lwans. It didn't work out and we had no money. So we remembered about the assembly in the auditorium about a horse getting surgery on its knee and they would appreciate any donations. Well we decicded it would be a good idea to go around the really rich development asking for donations which we decided to keep. We had about $65 untill we went to a really big house on the top of the hill. We talked to this man for a few minutes explaining the situation. We made a mistake in telling him what school we went to because we didn't think he was going to donate. Well at the end of the discussion he hands us, two 13 year olds a One Hundred dollar bill. He calls the school the next day to ask if they needed anymore donations. We got caught and had to work for that guy for 1 week spreading rocks over his whole driveway.

[Davidj56]

I went to a 'lock in' at a skating rink when I was 11, (Thats when you go skating, and they lock the doors all night to keep you in) and sold 'no-doze' to all the kids, and told them it was speed. I made a 'VERY' good profit that night, and the kiddies loved the product, lol!

Not a single complaint! (Imagine that!)

Not that bad really, but maybe a little mischievious, lol!


Way to stay on your toes!!:D

[Torrance]

I masturbated in science class when I was like in 5th grade... :(

sick asss :|

[tilt]

I dunno exactly. Just seemed the proper thing to do I guess.

laughing my ass off at your conversation hahaha