Your smoking ettique pet peeves.

[DazedNblazed]

We all know are smoking buddies arent perfect they take extra hits sometimes tip the bong over but you gotta love em. What is the thing that urks you most when smoking with a group, mine is when you just smoked your weed and then your all chillin playing video games and your friends are like "go upstairs and get some food" and the wont shut up about until you do so i go upstairs and grab some random stuff to piss them off, here you guys i got canned tuna fish , some uncooked hot pockets and heres some celery munch down guys enjoy.

[HiddenBeauty]

I don't really mind grabbing some snacks for my mates,but saying that,I don't have a houseful so it's not too bad ;)

Top loading the J or hogging it.My usual question to them when they do this is,"have you been working with glue because that J seems stuck to your fingers" :D

[skunksmoker006]

i hate those damn party fouls.what i hate more than anything is when someone is choking or laughing and they spit the bowl out.but i can't say i havn't had my share of party fouls but i try my best.i also hate it when someone puts the pipe or joint way too far inside their mouth and you can see their spit on it and they don't wipe it off.but oh well

[psychocat]

Toploading and hogs here too and people who are too damn lazy to walk to the fridge to get their own munchies and drinks. :) :cool: :dance:

[DazedNblazed]

i hate those damn party fouls.what i hate more than anything is when someone is choking or laughing and they spit the bowl out.but i can't say i havn't had my share of party fouls but i try my best.i also hate it when someone puts the pipe or joint way too far inside their mouth and you can see their spit on it and they don't wipe it off.but oh well


Yeah i know what you mean i got this friend that puts the blunt halfway in his mouth and then he pulls it out and its soaked in spit its gross but i cant say i havent commited my fair share of party fouls in my younger days:pimp:

[Mary Jane x3]

when smoking a blunt and someone wets the end too much, or hoggin the weed

[DazedNblazed]

Wait i know what my top one is, when one of your buddies is like let me roll im like alright and he screws up like 5 times and im like you sure you can roll? hes like man positive and i end up going through half a pack of papers.

[420purplehaze420]

nothin pisses me off more than moochers, wet lippin joints, and drooling on peices

[d00d989]

what i hate the most is when people dont dry their lips before taking a hit off a jay. also, if u get the pipe wet with your spit, WIPE IT OFF

[BestTonicIsChronic]

Ya wet joints n peices fuckin piss me off too, also when someone finishes off your roach, there like "o well it will be to hard to pass it cause its too small so ill just finish it" and then then take like 1-2 extra hits, its like fuck I bought it lemme at least finish it.

[zephyrinne]

what i hate the most is when people dont dry their lips before taking a hit off a jay. also, if u get the pipe wet with your spit, WIPE IT OFF


That has to be my worst pet peeve. I HATE that! It's gotten so bad with some of my smoking friends that I just automatically wipe the pipe before I take a hit.

Also, I'm wondering for all you out there... ? In the 2 smoking circles that I'm in, both always just take one hit off the bowl, then pass it. But sometimes a friend will take 2 and it kind of urks me, but I say nothing of it cause I don't want to be an ass. Do you guys always just take one hit off a pipe and pass, or more? I know with joints/blunts... we always do the puff-puff-pass thing.

[rollinKansas]

my pet peeves are

holding a J too long with out smoking it

when ppl try to get me to smoke my own weed (if i wanna smoke ill smoke)

MOOCHERS

ppl who want to match and refuse to throw down as much

STINGY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres prob some more but i cant think of them right now

[DazedNblazed]

That has to be my worst pet peeve. I HATE that! It's gotten so bad with some of my smoking friends that I just automatically wipe the pipe before I take a hit.

Also, I'm wondering for all you out there... ? In the 2 smoking circles that I'm in, both always just take one hit off the bowl, then pass it. But sometimes a friend will take 2 and it kind of urks me, but I say nothing of it cause I don't want to be an ass. Do you guys always just take one hit off a pipe and pass, or more? I know with joints/blunts... we always do the puff-puff-pass thing.

yeah the pipe rule in my circle is one hit pass, also the person who supplied the weed gets the green hit which is just the first hit, i also try and be considerate with pipes and ill do what i call corner it where i dont suck the flame down the middle but ill burn the corners of the bowl piece so i let the other people get some green.

[ethsfreshman]

People who tip bongs over.

Buffalo farters (!)

Moochers

people who hold the joint too long, dont smoke it and waste a shitload o' weed :(

[Green Screen]

Uhh im going to say:

~When the person whos house were at has no good munchies or drinks.
~when someone walks into the circle half way through, no matter who it is.
~People who slobber all over anything.

[Mary Jane x3]

When you get something to eat or drink and you let some one get some and they kill it.

[zephyrinne]

yeah the pipe rule in my circle is one hit pass, also the person who supplied the weed gets the green hit which is just the first hit, i also try and be considerate with pipes and ill do what i call corner it where i dont suck the flame down the middle but ill burn the corners of the bowl piece so i let the other people get some green.



I think I want to get high with you.. lol. :rasta: I wish my friends would read that damn sentence right there... especially about cornering the bowl!

[yzstoned]

when people dont the carb use on my bowl, i dunno why has nothing to do with clearing the chamber, although i'd prefer it. just pisses me off it looks dumb.

also if someone's chillin with me nd i have bud nd they dont, im gunna smoke em up, but nothing pisses me off more than when i'm going smoke someone out nd they dont plan on hanging around.

last one when someone asks me to use my bowl nd i say nah dude i already have it packed for the next session, nd they are like yo jus take it out and they put up an argument.

this only happens with certain ppl not my partners in crime.

[Its a Plant]

my pet peeves are

holding a J too long with out smoking it

when ppl try to get me to smoke my own weed (if i wanna smoke ill smoke)

MOOCHERS

ppl who want to match and refuse to throw down as much

STINGY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres prob some more but i cant think of them right now

The above are all mine as well. I cannot fucking stand people that try and talk me into packin a bowl. In the past, their persistance just makes me give in to shut them up. If they want to smoke that bad I figured I would just shut them up. It used to piss me off so much that now I rarely smoke with anyone besides a few friends. Everyone else I know is stingy and doesn't throw shit in a bowl, if any. Now I have no regrets when I smoke by myself.

[sevkex]

i hate it when theres like 5-10 people smoking and one person takes the first or second hit and takes all the green hits, same people also do what i like to call vacuum style of smoking where all they do is inhale for like a min long and light it like 5 times and declare that one hit

[ultimatenyc]

but nothing pisses me off more than when i'm going smoke someone out nd they dont plan on hanging around.

agree 100%

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

what i hate the most is when people dont dry their lips before taking a hit off a jay. also, if u get the pipe wet with your spit, WIPE IT OFF

yeh dude its the fucking worst. sometimes theres a string of spit from their mouths to the peice when the pull it away. then they hand that shit to me??

but we call it... well we call it something else thatd probably piss alot of people off on this forum.

[Its a Plant]

lol ^^^ I think Take Flight said it, then went on to explain why it's called that.

We just take out the racial thing and call it "lippin' the joint." No harm there, right?

[slipknotpsycho]

i get pissed (even if it's not my weed) when someone will sit there and hold the joint/sweet til it's like half gone and they're the only one that's hit it... i will however keep my mouth shut (not even hint they shoudl pass it, cuz it's their weed, technically they can smoke the whole thing without passing if they want to, but i consider it really fucking rude) if it's their weed... i'm still pretty laid back even if it's mine, but if you been holding it too long i WILL Say something to you if it's my shit...

[MullManiac]

i hate it when people dont ash the joint! pisses me off so much, i ash after every toke.

[partyguy420]

yeh dude its the fucking worst. sometimes theres a string of spit from their mouths to the peice when the pull it away. then they hand that shit to me??

but we call it... well we call it something else thatd probably piss alot of people off on this forum.


do you happen to call it nigger lippin'


im sorry if any niggers i mean afircan americans or black people, or any nigger lovers, i mean people that hang out with alot of niggers i mean black people

hahah... im just kiding, i dont call black people niggers, i know its not nice, and please dont banned me for my stupid joke

[LightGreen]

i hate when amateur ass bitches who dont know the unwritten rules take extra hits and just always are asking for the bowl. Also i hate when im taking hits and they start reaching out for me to give them the bowl or the joint when im not done with my hit or hits. Or they will start like tapping on your shoulder to tell u to pass.- im bound to kill someone for that shit if im not done with my hit. it pisses me off more than anything

[Kryzco]

yeah lippin pisses me off but I'll manage

bong tippin gets under my skin, especially when it happens all the time in my house

I hate people who hog blunts, or people who let it burn without hitting it or passing it

people should really learn stoner ettiquette

[slipknotpsycho]

i hate when amateur ass bitches who dont know the unwritten rules take extra hits and just always are asking for the bowl. Also i hate when im taking hits and they start reaching out for me to give them the bowl or the joint when im not done with my hit or hits. Or they will start like tapping on your shoulder to tell u to pass.- im bound to kill someone for that shit if im not done with my hit. it pisses me off more than anything
agreed. i also hate the people who get high and act so fucking stupid... and when they laugh at what they're doing (and everyone else is just looking at them like they're a total fucking idiot) it just makes it worse... or the people (doesn't just apply to weed) who take a drug (say like one T3, or one Vicodin) and they act like they're so high they can't think straight, stand straight, or keep up with what's going on around them "dude, huh? i'm so high right now... DUDE! WTH ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I'M SO FUCKED UP!!! OMG I'M SO HIGH!" that type of shit....

[Kryzco]

Oh man I feel you on that one

i can't stand those people who smoke and act like its a compitition of whos the highest or some shit!!!

[pixel]

my biggest smoking pet peeve is when people stare at you while you take your hit, usually looking for their own pet peeves to correct you on. thats not a sarcastic comment towards you guys for sharing your pet peeves because i have others too, i just hope you arent the type of people who stare at someone for the entire duration of their hit, paranoid that they'll do something out of line.

my one friend does this annoying thing where he takes a small hit and quickly breathes in through his teeth, he does it 3-4 times and it burns down the blunt so fast. cant stand it!!

[enthused]

When people smoke a joint like a cigarette. Wasting my weed and shit..bastards. Then they complain that they aren't stoned. Yeah try actually inhaling a little more next time, dumbass.

[pixel]

also everyone make sure not to get TOO mad when someone commits one of your pet peeves. politeness will keep the high happy, and there is nothing worse than an awkward and hostile high.

[slipknotpsycho]

there's very few things that will lead to me getting pissed AND expressing/showing it... most of the shit i just keep to myself, note it, and in the future if it keeps happening i might say something... steal my shit, break my pipe, come here just to smoke all my shit, or fuck up my high... and i'm not going to be very happy to say the least..

[Brey]

i agree with everything said on this thread so far.



do you happen to call it nigger lippin'


im sorry if any niggers i mean afircan americans or black people, or any nigger lovers, i mean people that hang out with alot of niggers i mean black people

hahah... im just kiding, i dont call black people niggers, i know its not nice, and please dont banned me for my stupid joke

except for that, thats just kinda wierd.....

[Mr. Rogers]

weed critics. You know, the guys who when smoking any weed that isnt theirs are always yapping about times theyve smoked before and how their weed is so much better. Shut the fuck up and leave then, damn.

[DazedNblazed]

i thought of something else i hate, you call up 1 friend and your like hey i only got a joint wanna go smoke hes like yeah cool then you see him walking down the street with like 3 other people and im like what the fuck i invited you not all of them.

[slipknotpsycho]

i thought of something else i hate, you call up 1 friend and your like hey i only got a joint wanna go smoke hes like yeah cool then you see him walking down the street with like 3 other people and im like what the fuck i invited you not all of them.
that's when you look to the other 3 people and say "what the fuck, i invited him, not all of you... wanna get high?"
them: "yeah!"
"hope you got some weed then... now goodbye."

[DazedNblazed]

i just cheif on that joint intill its almost down to a roach and give it to them and say smoke that.

[scream]

I think I want to get high with you.. lol. :rasta: I wish my friends would read that damn sentence right there... especially about cornering the bowl!
i agree...we should have a 3 way good mannered smoking party

[scream]

missed the damn edit time

I also don't like people who try to take the joint/blunt/bowl out of your freakin mouth. I mean come on, when someone's done with my hit they will put it in your zone. I've smoked with people who reach for it once you get it.

People who never have weed or money, but always expect you to give them some...Not that I dont mind lighting people up, but don't ask for it everytime you see me.

[DazedNblazed]

i agree...we should have a 3 way good mannered smoking party


lets do it:thumbsup:

[Hollandica]

When a friend comes over and it is just a little too obvious all he really wants is smoke my weed. I really, really hate that. Usually the best thing to do is keep them guessing for some time and when you're really out of time tell them you're going home.

[Kryzco]

weed critics. You know, the guys who when smoking any weed that isnt theirs are always yapping about times theyve smoked before and how their weed is so much better. Shut the fuck up and leave then, damn

Oh man I know what you mean

when I first started smoking my only smokin buddy was just like that, him and his bro was always bitching at me about how I smoke mids and blah

if your weed is so fuckin great then fuckin share it! or else shut the fuck up

[Mary Jane x3]

people how try to say they arent high when they are stumbling around eating everything in my house and laughing at the wall

[HiddenBeauty]

Friends who smoke too much and do a whitey on me,it just ruins my high :(

[scream]

what is a "whitey"?

[HiddenBeauty]

You have never heard of a whitey :eek: Maybe it is called something else where you are :) :smokin:


whitey Noun. A short period of feeling sick, or queasy; often a reaction to excessive consumption of alcohol or drugs. From the pallid skin of someone feeling sick. Cf. 'throw a whitey'. E.g."John's just had a whitey and had to go home early." ;) :thumbsup:

[slpntrx5]

it bugs me when people:

fish-lip (although im guilty on occasion, sorry)
hog the communal piece/j/blunt/bong
flip out/get hyper as fuck when they're high
hit out of turn
don't care that they hit out of turn
try and steal my shit
talk about smoking around other people
don't respect the rules
never pay or repay for the weed

those are pretty much my rules...RESPECT IT BITCHES! lol

[homemade]

my # one pet peeve is when some ones holding a piece and dont smoke right away the hold for like 2mins while the ramble on... then finally they puffpuff pass

[Frivolous248]

People who just say the dumbest shit and blame it on being high. one time this kid at school was high and was like "...i love you cow, ahahahahaha, thats so funny, just say it, 'i love you cow', haha" and I'm just like "Is that what you said to your old girlfriend?" and he got pissed :D

That and people who bitch, like the kid mentioned above- one time I was at his house and we were smokin' some Jays in the woods with his neighbor, and it was his neighbors weed, and the kid fucking bitched at me for 'hogging' it and shit, and what made me so happy was when the kid who's weed it was just said "patrick you need to chill out and let the man fucking hit that shit" and I was like "yeah". I wasn't hogging it real bad even, its just I was in the middle and they kept passing it to me, maybe I should have just passed it back and forth, but at the time I figured they would say shit if it bugged them.

Also people who do stupid shit, like the same kid later on was smoking a condensor (out of a bottle, bowl in cap) and just started like fucking huffing it like I don't even know what he was doing. ANd he's like "I was getting it started" when it wasn't even greens, plus its not a fucking joint/blunt/cigarette, its a goddamn bowl, you re-light it.

[Its a Plant]

People who just say the dumbest shit and blame it on being high. one time this kid at school was high and was like "...i love you cow, ahahahahaha, thats so funny, just say it, 'i love you cow', haha" and I'm just like "Is that what you said to your old girlfriend?" and he got pissed :D


There's a lot of people on here that do that, and it's starting to get a little old. "Sorry for making this thread or stupid comment, I'm Highhhh." Just say you're a dumbass or something. Or not. It doesn't bother me that much, I just notice it.

[scream]

yah...we call it a hooker...

[Das Boot]

One thing that pisses me off is that I have this one friend thats really reluctant to match bowls. I smoked him out like three bowls one night and we decided to do a fourth and I suggested that we smoke his weed and HE got MAD at ME! What the fuck is that shit?

After I explained my reasoning he agreed but he drug his feet and acted like he was doing me a favor.

He's one of those friend that you know so long and so well that your more like worst enemies. I don't know if that really makes any since but thats how it seems.

[DazedNblazed]

people who are paranoid about smoking , like in this chill spot in the woods in the middle of nowhere and are like were gonna get caught i know it, annoying.

[HiddenBeauty]

yah...we call it a hooker...

You call a whitey a hooker?(I hope it is me you are talking to) :o

Which country are you in and do you know why it's called a hooker :confused:

[pixel]

One thing that pisses me off is that I have this one friend thats really reluctant to match bowls. I smoked him out like three bowls one night and we decided to do a fourth and I suggested that we smoke his weed and HE got MAD at ME! What the fuck is that shit?

After I explained my reasoning he agreed but he drug his feet and acted like he was doing me a favor.

He's one of those friend that you know so long and so well that your more like worst enemies. I don't know if that really makes any since but thats how it seems.

i know exactly how you feel, i have that with my best friend of about 12 years (i'm only 17 so that's a big chunk of my life i have known him) and certain things he does just really really piss me off. it's way too hard to explain it all but there are just things that make me want to get up and leave when he does them.

my advice is that you take a little break from your friend, sometimes it can be tough to do because they always want to do something but a month of hanging out with other people and not that friend and you'll be ready to hang out with him again. works for me at least.

also i wouldn't go to the extent of "worst enemies" but sometimes things get overly hostile because we can predict each others actions, ESPECIALLY the ones that make us mad. and if you've ever predicted (to yourself not actually tell the other person) that someone is going to do something that makes you mad and then you see them go ahead and do it, it just makes you more mad because you saw it coming and it happened. i dont know if you can relate but thats how i feel a lot of the time, i know he's going to act a certain way and when he does it pisses me off.

always look on the bright side though, think of the good qualities of that friend instead of obsessing over the bad ones. it can be tough to do but a positive outlook can make things go better imho.

[Fan o KmK]

yea ive got some serious pet peeves when it comes to smoking. especially if im the one hookin it up.

first and foremost number one pet peeve is when people turn into a complete fucking moron when they get high. like running around tripping over shit and laughing their asses off at stupid stuff, like cracking up after the murf the bong. its like dude...come on.

second is when someone starts reachin for the piece before ur done with ur rip, ive had people literally start to take it away from my mouth and its like dude...get ur fuckin hand out of the way or im gona light it on fire lol.

third is hitting out of turn. if your a complete newb and dont really know the rules with the rotet or w.e thats fine, just ugh annoys me.

and lippin the piece and not whiping it off is also annoying.

oh and one of the most annoying things is when people always bitch about smoking u out and being stingy. that pisses me off. its like dude u just bough a half u can afford to smoke out the two of us lol.

[mojoke]

gotta hate those fuckers who ask you to smoke with them then don't have any weed/money.... only people i will smoke my own shit with now are people who are matching/pitching and a couple close friends

[hex.shaman]

Lippin for sure is one. It also bugs me when it's a decent circle and one person is packing a few bowls but after each pack they just pass to the same side. Just bugs me even when I'm the one it's getting passed to cuz then the peeps on the other end are just getting the end of the bowl. Person who packs it should take the first hit if they want but then I feel it needs to go back where the rotation left off.

And I think my number 1 is people who are like lets match or whatever and you pack a nice fat bowl and then they put in like jack shit for the next one. I usually wont say anything but it's just like what the fuck kinda matching is that?! If your gonna pack a bowl pack the damn bowl. Granted there not matching and don't have too much left then ya, pack what you want.

[justinsane]

lemme lay down some of the things the fuckin irk me.

1. when im the only one with weed, and someone will be like, hey man.. you should pack up a bowl, - even after i tell that one "friend" to not mention that i have bud. then theres like 5 people that wanna get high off me.

2. when im at a big party, and ill pack a bowl to match one of my friends, and then suddenly, like 10 girls come over, and they all say "pass it to me next"... well normally i wouldnt care if it were a couple, but when a huge group of girls come over expecting free weed because theyre girls.... it sucks.

3. when your mates raid your cubbords or change dish

fuck those things

[JerryGarcia]

My friends never release the carb. Fuckin noobies.

[Great Spirit]

lemme lay down some of the things the fuckin irk me.

1. when im the only one with weed, and someone will be like, hey man.. you should pack up a bowl, - even after i tell that one "friend" to not mention that i have bud. then theres like 5 people that wanna get high off me.

2. when im at a big party, and ill pack a bowl to match one of my friends, and then suddenly, like 10 girls come over, and they all say "pass it to me next"... well normally i wouldnt care if it were a couple, but when a huge group of girls come over expecting free weed because theyre girls.... it sucks.

3. when your mates raid your cubbords or change dish

fuck those things

Comes with the territory my friend. Get new friends. I prefer to smoke by myself or with 2 other people max. Its more relaxing. Weed costs too damn much, but thats because of prohibition. Grow your own.

[da haze meister]

my biggest peeve is like alot of other peoples'
PEOPLE WHO ACT SOOOO FUCKING HIGH or take the occasion of being stoned to act like ASSHOLES. a kid was doing it on wednesday, so when i was tapping the bowl out i blew the ash in his face. fuckin asshole deserved it.
2nd
moochers

[Its a Plant]

okay, I was thinking about this more, and I don't think anyone mentioned people not hitting you back after you smoke them up. Okay, I'm sure someone mentioned it, I just didn't see it. But I always smoke up this close friend, and he rarely has any weed of his own, so it's kinda hard to hit me back. I don't really mind smoking him up as long as the favor is returned. But this kid doesn't have a lot of cash, and when he does buy a sack, he's really stingy since he's got so little money. Still, return the favor. It's starting to really get under my skin as the count goes up and up.

[growitandsmokeit]

The thing that most pisses me off is when someone with a joint isn't smoking it and doesn't pass it and is telling a really involved story. It is a pain as it is seen as bad manners to hastle for joints here. But you can see your money especially if it is a pure joint going up in smoke.

[da haze meister]

okay, I was thinking about this more, and I don't think anyone mentioned people not hitting you back after you smoke them up. Okay, I'm sure someone mentioned it, I just didn't see it. But I always smoke up this close friend, and he rarely has any weed of his own, so it's kinda hard to hit me back. I don't really mind smoking him up as long as the favor is returned. But this kid doesn't have a lot of cash, and when he does buy a sack, he's really stingy since he's got so little money. Still, return the favor. It's starting to really get under my skin as the count goes up and up.
well usually before i smoke someone out we work out how they will pay me back. if i smoke out my dealer he gives me discounts. etc.

[KoRnStaR]

my pet peeves are

holding a J too long with out smoking it

when ppl try to get me to smoke my own weed (if i wanna smoke ill smoke)

MOOCHERS

ppl who want to match and refuse to throw down as much

STINGY MOTHERFUCKERSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres prob some more but i cant think of them right now

Stingy people are the same guys who don't want to waste all their weed in one sitting, or want some one to put down if they're hitting off their weed -- like they should.

My biggest pet peeve is when fools try to get me to smoke my buddha when I'm good, I love my friends but once word is out you got some weed they hit up your cell like you're a damn celeb.

[mrdevious]

The thing that most pisses me off is when someone with a joint isn't smoking it and doesn't pass it and is telling a really involved story. It is a pain as it is seen as bad manners to hastle for joints here. But you can see your money especially if it is a pure joint going up in smoke.

Yep, that would be my biggest one too.

another one is when I have friends over and we're smoking, my little brother (who's 16) comes and joins in. I'm totally fine with him joining, but then after the session he does all sorts of embarrasing stuff, like he keeps asking my friends how high they are, asks for more weed when we're all done, giggles his ass off when he's high. Thing is though I don't give him too much trouble about it since he's got aspergers (high functioning autism) so he's pretty socially inept. Still embarrasing though.

and on the reverse side, I used to hate that some people would get pissed at me for being too high when I was fairly new to it. I didn't stumble around and knock stuff over and such, I just laughed a lot and kept forgetting what I was saying half way through, and have fallen down a few times. thing is though I've never been one of those shitheads that acts higher than I am, I just had an unusually low tolerance so it really genuinly impaired me quite severely, sometimes to the point where I'd curl up and cover my ears because I'm freaking out from the over stimulation of all the chatter in the room. I think though when my friends, and new friends gained over time, saw that I would get overwhelmed and have to hide away somewhere, or close my eyes and cover my ears, that I wasn't just acting excessively high for the show.

[HiddenBeauty]

Something else that annoys me is stoners who get angry and stressed with other people and say nasty crap to them when they DON'T really deserve it.I thought weed was meant to chill people but I guess they need something stronger.

[Reefer Rogue]

Yeah, this really pisses me off:

I'll have weed and someone will say to me lemme roll a joint (of my shit!) I prefer smoking from my bubbler but all my friends just like joints. I try and conserve my weed but they don't understand/care. Also, I usually always have weed and some friends will never have it and just expect you to smoke them up. I just prefer to smoke by myself usually.

[HiddenBeauty]

Some damn stoners need to learn to have a bit of respect and patience for their fellow stoners but I am happy with the majority of the stoners I know.

[JunkYard]

I hate it when people take a drag, and it burns half the joint. Then it tastes all nasty, and burns your lips. I only have one friend who does this, and by no fault of my own...I no longer toke up with him, lol!

I also hate people who rush me! Pass, pass toke, but don't get in a hurry...just chill, man! (Weed is plentiful)

[Bong30]

I like to have tons of weed... so i will never let my buddys load a bowl. Never at my house. I pack it up all night long.

I dont like it when my friends barf after smoking.

How about drooling in the bong.....hate that. yuck

wet lipping the j yea yea, but i hate it when they start talking and talking and let it go out every time around. Dude just pass on it.

[tilt]

babysitting the bong/pipe/etc... can irritate me

[Goodman3eb]

I have one "friend" who can be a real dick about smoking a lot of the time. If you have bud, he'll ask to buy a gram from you. Reasonable enough. Well, then he asks if you'll drop what you're doing and drive across town to get it to him. Annoying, maybe, but it's a sale, right? Well, then he asks you to sell it to him at cost. That's about where I call bullshit.

What ensues is a string of insults; he calls you a bad pusher for not being able to deliver your product, a "cheap jew" for not selling at cost (I'm Jewish, too, which makes it that much lamer), and a bad friend for not wanting to help him out after all he's done for you.

Another thing I hate is when people drool into your bong. Seriously, this one guy was ripping it when we all see a fat string of drool dribbling into the bong off his lip. He didn't even notice it!

Finally, i don't like it when people make every session into a big hit competition. I mean, it really doesn't have to be about draining the bowl in one hit; just toke a reasonable amount and pass the bowl, damn!

[WeekenD TokeR]

One of my pet peeves is when people sink entire cones of YOUR weed when you're trying to save it for a while. Then you ask them not to chew through all your weed and they hassle you out and give you shit for bein 'stingy'. Fish lippin' sucks. And when you smoke someone out once, so everyday they see you they nag you for weed or ask you to get them a bag. Fucking annoying. Then if you don't throw your weed round they call you stingy. Fuckin' moochers.

[Kush Over]

Oh, shit.

One thing I hate are people that take the opportunity during any buzz -- marijuana and / or other means -- to act like a God damn fool. Especially the ones I can read like a fucking McDonald's dollar menu. It's one thing for your 'buddies' to call you over and smoke weed with them, but when it's your weed and you're taking bullshit from them a line will be crossed.

People who quadruple-fucking-toke [ as the name implies it's literally adopting the joint as opposed to the standard double toke babysitting ]. It's one thing for them to be a newb, but when they've been smoking longer than I have and I've better smoking etiquette -- you get my point. I occasionally catch them doing it out of the corner of my eye -- when they glance over at me seeing if I'm catching their double-toking. Can't stand watching them take like eight - ten fucking LONG hits that accumulate to about three minutes of MJ Time. Nothing worse than a couple of people that all want to adopt the fucking joint, and all working against each other with MY weed to achieve it.

Oh, and throw one of them getting into a deep conversation, maybe a phone call, and you won't see the fucking weed again. Whatever buzz you have is right there. Inconsideration.

I REALLY get pissed when they start accusing me of double toking, or making the joint run. Shit, motherfucker, it was HANDED to me like this. YOU TWO [ or three ] explain this shit! Can't tell you how many times I've just took my sack and walked the fuck out. They're all looking at me with this dumbfounded expression -- "What? Where you going, man?"

While we're on the topic. Also used to hate people that took advantage of my kindness -- and all those thinking of growing who think they can get away with letting one other pothead know should take heed to this warning..

A couple years back when I kind of started growing my first couple plants, my joint adopting cousin -- whom I confided in with my secret -- couldn't keep his fucking mouth shut. I mean, I even told the ass that I'd be giving him a quarter or so off the plant, or whatever I could spare to him at a cost of nothing. He must have selective hearing, because I'll be damned if not a week fucking later he told his old lady that I might give him some bud off of a couple plants I had growing. THEN, he gets the nerve to get pissed off at me for bringing up the fact he told his old lady; "No one. I want no one else knowing -- this is something I'd prefer be kept lower than Hell. Understand? I mean, you don't have to do shit -- spend nothing -- and you're getting free bud! WTF?"


Thankfully, as far as I know, no one else found out. But now that I'm older -- and a pinch wiser -- I know not to speak of growing. Chances are he told his brother, too. I believe he even mentioned something about it to me, something to the effects of, "How much you harvest? Got any more bud left?"

Kind of inevitable, and just kind of completely fucking annoying. I really can't get pissed off at my cousin now for opening his mouth then, but he should have respected my wishes instead of thinking he could take it into his own hands.

[graph]

Anyone who uses marijuana as an excuse to act like a complete fucktard. You know what I mean.

[slipknotpsycho]

Thankfully, as far as I know, no one else found out. But now that I'm older -- and a pinch wiser -- I know not to speak of growing. Chances are he told his brother, too. I believe he even mentioned something about it to me, something to the effects of, "How much you harvest? Got any more bud left?"

Kind of inevitable, and just kind of completely fucking annoying. I really can't get pissed off at my cousin now for opening his mouth then, but he should have respected my wishes instead of thinking he could take it into his own hands.
there's been a couple of times that I have tried to grow and some me and my brother have tried.... anytime me and my brother did he told everyone.. yea that shit never ended up getting past 4 leaves... when i grow the first time itold the people i thought i could trust... they bring it up infront of peopl ei don't want knowing.... i haven't tried growing again, but i still get people asking me once in awhile "hey man, whatever happened ot that bud you were growing?" ... if i ever do grow again, well not if, when, me and the wife have arguments over me growing but i will do it someday...anyways, when i do.. i ain't telling a mother fucking soul.. not even my own brother (unless he's spending the week over here or something, theni might have to cuz he's gonna get curious when i keep disappearing off to the attic or something..)

[Kid Dynamite]

what pisses me off is when people keep bugging you till you smoke them out, then they start being a prick to you once they've got their few tokes.

[chris40]

Not sharing your drink, Moochers, people who suck at trying to freak you out (its fun when you say confusing things to scare people but some people I know will try to make you flinch and shit, so annoying)

[TheAtomicPunk]

Another thing I hate is when people drool into your bong. Seriously, this one guy was ripping it when we all see a fat string of drool dribbling into the bong off his lip. He didn't even notice it!

OMG THAT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!! My ex Lauren did that. She's like "The last 5 hits I've drooled into it, cuz I'm that happy". I took her outta the circle and packed her her own bowl.

[graph]

OMG THAT MAKES ME SO MAD!!!! My ex Lauren did that. She's like "The last 5 hits I've drooled into it, cuz I'm that happy". I took her outta the circle and packed her her own bowl.
I would have slapped her. I hate it when people use cannabis as an excuse to be stupid like that.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Yea, but ontop of that this dumbass drank the bongwater, I warned him but he just chugged it. It was SICK! We never told him she drooled in it tho. I dont think he would of cared tho.

[graph]

Yeah, a friend of mine did that too. He threw up and we all just laughed and laughed...

[smokincowboy86]

NIGGERLIPPING AND LETTING THE FUCKIN JOINT GO OUT FROM BULLSHITTING!!

[cannabisjoe]

YOu guys are all too nice, if someone hassles me about smoking too much, double tokes after I warned them once, or talk shit about my stuff will get me up in there face and ready to fight. If people talk into the mic (hold the shit while they talk about their boring ass life) or get spit all over my cigar I'll call them on it without hesitation. But stuff that just bugs me that I don't flip out over is stupid people trying to hold it in until they 'ghost' it or don't blow nothing out, or when I got alot of stuff and I'm packing the bowl I like to give people the green hit and then they call me on it and say shit like "That's yours man what are you doing trying to give me the green hit", after they say that it's over I just smoke it all in front of them. BUt I am 6'2" and 300lbs so what are they gonna say? Nothing if they wanna keep their noggin in tact.

[scream]

You call a whitey a hooker?(I hope it is me you are talking to) :o

Which country are you in and do you know why it's called a hooker :confused:
ya, we call it a hooker,
im from the midwest USA
it's just a group of us that call it a hooker, long story...kinda grosss, not high enough to tell it right now

[go toke up]

scream, r u from wisconsin?

[j.2]

I've seen my friends put coffee grounds in my steamroller and smoke them. :what:


Weirdest fucking thing ever.

One of my big pet peeves is people asking me to smoke them out. Now I'm not stingy, I love providing my friends a good time... but come on! at let me do it on my own terms!

[Pride]

My pet smoking peeve stories:

I hate it the most when friends just go home right after smoking. It's even worse if they mooched the weed, and don't chip in at all to add to the frusteration. Shows they don't care about you and just want your weed.
They come up with bullshit excuses like "my aunt wants me to come home.. it's late" and it's not even late.

My sister baked the most beautiful pumpkin pie. It was crystal clear, and smelled so great it filled the apartment. The smell alone would turn your high into a happy high of cloud 9.
A friend of mine came over and when he got high, he suddenly went crazy by grabbing a knife and stabbed the shit ouf of my sister's pie as he laughed and laughed and laughed. My sister was so pissed she stole his weed.

Another story: Actually, this was me but mixed with my friend (same guy who mooched and left after smoking) My friend listens to hindu music and he was playing it loudly on the computer. We were smoking up and everytime he would sing along, his funny Bhutanese accent would totally CRACK ME UP. So I warned him not to sing when I smoke or I would crack up. So my other friend was lighting the pipe for me and the Bhutanese idiot suddenly sings loudly and I fucking blew and I mean BLEW the weed right out of the pipe and it sky rocketed into my friend's eye (the one who was lighting it) and he came RUNNING to the bathroom to wash it out. I yelled at my friend, but I also blamed myself for not being strong enough so I forgave him. Didn't wanna be a nazi and blame him for shit I did. In the end twas all just funny memories though.

One time, I came to some dude's house filled with people and I'm a reeaaal careful smoker. I always prepare good food before I smoke. I told everyone: "maybe you guys should get something to eat before we smoke up" and they said: "nahh, I don't get hungry". "All right, but don't say I warned you. If you get hungry, don't come crying to me!" Of course after we smoked they were all staring at my food like hungry animals. Bothered the hell outta me. Even tried mugging and pouncing. They were lions. ROAR

Paranoid mofos. People who love being so damn nice to their neighbors by keeping the volume on EVERYTHING low. The point of smoking is to chill da fuck out and relax, but the nigga wanted us to be quiet. What makes it worse is that I'm hard of hearing and the t.v. being at low volume made it horrible for me. I could barely hear a thing. Makes it so much worse when we're watching a good important movie like Rushmore that I end up borrowing to take home and watch on my loud muthafuckin hdtv surround sound system with sound proof walls.
One time I was looking up weed stuff on his laptop and he got mad paranoid cause he thought people looking at the laptop through the window (which I doubt they'd be able to see cause they're fairly far away) would be pissed and call the cops and say we're smoking. He got so paranoid he yelled at me and shit to turn it off. We've been 'too' loud so many times for months and not ONCE has the neighbors ever came to complain. So many neighbors smoke anyway cause we can smell it from their doors across the hall. I forgot to mention he lives in a apartment building made for college students (yeah, he's THAT paranoid).

People who ask for a bite of your (sandwhich for example) and one bite = nearly the whole thing. Buy your own munchies next time nigga.

People who never clean or say they will and just leave a mess and go home.

When I invite a friend over and next thing I know, he invites like a million people over. Am I not good enough that you need other people to accompany you? It's usually people I don't know. They also steal and take advantage. Last time my friend brought a friend, he stole alotta shit. My dad is still mentally insane from it ever since.

Peeps who spills shit and don't clean it. I'm coo if you clean it but if you won't even bother to clean, i'll go ape shit. I'm a neat freak.

When you're using a water pipe and you blow too hard by accident and get weed water all over you. Happened to me once. Holy shit gross.

People with nothing to do at their house. One time I was at this dude's place and all he does when he smokes is watch crappy television shows. It was so boring and horrid that I felt like I was in prison which made the high so bad.
He goes ape shit when I suggest to do something. Violent kid.

People who refuse to turn on the closed captions. Ey yo, may I understand the show please? But words take up too much of the screen it's too distracting!!!!111
Actually, you understand it much better cause you don't gotta waste so much brain power to hear everything. Just sit back and relax and read what's going on. Makes the high more relaxing too. I suggest you guys try it once.

People who get violent when they're high. Similar to violent drunks. Some kid wanted to pay his friend 5 dollars to smash a bottle on my head for no reason at all.



Sorry, but when a Jew sees a topic where he can complain at. They go all out. Just had to let it out. I guess I'm truely the one who needs to chill da fuck out, lol.
Peace.

[Kokujin X]

Probably when people act like their higher then everyone else and they can't controle themselfs, actin like morons. I allow stupidity to a certain level while blazed but sometimes they push the line. I also hate smoking the current people I know out, with a few exceptions. One dude I smoked out at least 10 times now and he hasn't returned the favor. He hasn't even paid me the $10 bucks for the dime I sold him almost a month ago. I understand when people go through low money periods, I do the same. But when the same guy calls me up and asks if I want to match for a 1/4th, I start wondering where the money he owes me is going.

[HiddenBeauty]

ya, we call it a hooker,
im from the midwest USA
it's just a group of us that call it a hooker, long story...kinda grosss, not high enough to tell it right now

You can't do that,put down that damn weed and tell me,I am too curious for my own good sometimes lol

[andy704]

people who keeps saying "im not even high anymore, are you still high?" and acts like a fool and cant even walk straight and laughs constantly

this kid that ALWAYS asks "is my eye red?" and is always paranoid.

ppl who go and brag to other that their high or just got done smoking. this same kid would always want to walk somewhere after we smoke and start bragging and yelling that hes high as hell or he just got done smoking or asking if his eyes are red

one time i invited this same kid to smoke and it was my weed. while we were smoking he started throwing out rules. "i get the first hit" "pass it this way" and out of nowhere he grabbed my sack and tied it up saying that we were going to save the rest for tomorrow or we're gonna save the rest to roll a blunt later.

[sreworg yalniv]

when they dont shut up and it takes forever to pass.i hate when i have to ask to pass me my own shit.

[scream]

...ok, to make a long story short...we know a hooker and whenever she gets real fucked up she gets sick. theres more to it but thats the genereal idea

[Dealer Number 1]

I really hate it when I pass out when there is my weed left and they smoke it all up after i pass out, then i wake up and beat the shit out of all of them because they took my weed. You dont ever touch a man's weed without his consent, or you pay the price, am i right?

[molerat]

the only thing that gets on my nerves is when people hold the pipe for a long time after they hit it

[Bob the Awesome]

Things I hate:

- When people take 2-3 hits in a row without inhaling, call it 1 hit, and then do it again.

- When random "friends" of people in my smoking circle appear, smoke up the weed 1 of my friends and me get (The others are lazy and won't get jobs), and then act like assholes.

- When my friends keep getting taken to jail. I've never been so much as arrested, and they keep getting locked up.

- When I go in baked to work, to get through the shift easily, and they give me 1000 things to do BESIDES my normal job, most of which is doing things for other people. BUZZ KILL!

- When my friends start drinking, I think 2 of them are becoming alcoholics. They get violent, not towards me, but towards my younger friends, or any cats around.... pisses me off to no end.

- When they listen to 1/2 of a song, and then change it, saying it's getting "boring"

- When one of my friends is getting addicted to coke and another got some girl pregnant and can't ever hang out because he's gotta be with her... and my other friend gets locked up. Seriously, I hate the area I live in, I wanna be around smart smokers :(.

They aren't that bad, and the remaining 2 of my friends are still cool, but I'm gonna need a new smoking circle soon...

[Mr Greenthumb]

Bobby Brown you should move to fort francis. All of these pet peeves everybody is listing i have never run into any serious repete offenders unless their new to the world of weed in which case i say "Fuck, everybody makes mistakes, just don't do it again."

No body ever double hoots unless they do it by accident in which case whoever notices get double hoots as well or the original offender gets skipped a hoot.

From the sounds of all your pet peeves, you guys would love smokin up with my buddies and I. There are unwritten rules we usually fallow (Owner of the dope gets the first hit, second gos to the guy witht peice, and whoever else chipped in. Pass it to the left cuz the right way is wrong ect). But we bend them a bit to make the circle as fair as reasonably possible.

The only thing that really, REALLY gets to me is people fuckin around with my pipes! When their doing something so encredibly dangerious looking to my babies i get very pre-occuppied with the well being of them. Its easily fixable though, just a quick word here and there and problem solved. Still scares me though.

Something i dislike even more is people not voicing their oppinions when they have a problem with something going on in the circle. Nobody cares if you say something like "Hey take your hit" when their accidently hoggin the bowl. Unless of course they spend their entire high complaining. Fuck that Shit!

~ Thumb

[jonny]

People you don't even know (and could never like anyway) coming up to you (at parties for example) and asking for some.

Last party I went to it kept happening loads, but the most irritating thing was people kept sniffing REALLY obviously an walking right up to me and asking "is that a joint?" to which I replied, No It's a magic banana.
the other thing someone said after doing the sniffing thing is "ooOO whats that lovely smell, I've been trying to find where it was coming from all evening, aahh I love weed me, are you smoking some?" he asks after watching me toke for 30 seconds.

God.
there where loads of other instances that night, SAd bastards
(Didn't give ANY away by the way)

[zephyrinne]

Things I hate:


- When they listen to 1/2 of a song, and then change it, saying it's getting "boring"



Oh my god... I HATE THAT! If you're going to play music, play music that everyone will like and don't change a song halfway through. If a song is boring, then it shouldn't be on the playlist or whatever you're using in the first place. I hate getting into a song and groovin' to it, only to have some jackass change it mid chrous. Fuck that.

[Kush Over]

^ Speaking of music..

I hate it when one of my boys will play nothing but fucking rap when I go anywhere with him. He's white and can't stop himself from acting like a stereotypical ni..

You get my point..

I'm not racist, but I strongly detest this particular genre of music -- this rap. I'd literally rather listen to Roy Clark and Buck Owens dueling banjos for the rest of my fucking life than have to hear another variation of the same fucking beat and basically the same lyrics. It's like trance, dance, or techno music.

Kills my buzz..

[HerbsTheWord]

I read 3 of 5 pages of this thread, and no one mentioned 1 of my biggest pet peeves... lighter thieves! :mad: Sure a lot of ppl probably don't do it intentionally since they're high... but at least when I accidentally take a friends lighter, I make sure I return it the next day. Most of the ppl I know do that too, but a few friends of mine think of it as a competition it seems... as while we're toking sometimes.. I'll keep an eye on the lighters on the table, watching as the person usually snags a few ppl's lighters when they think they're in the clear. I hate it because I feel like I'm being rude by asking someone for my lighter if we ain't done smoking.. just because it makes it sound like I thought they were gonna steal it. (even if they were gonna.. like someone else said in this thread.. a hostile high w/ others = suck)


& some ppl said they hate when ppl stop over to get high , then leave shortly after... that's like the opposite for me. I have a friend that calls me like everyday to get high (he never buys bags.. but he's 1 of my best friends so i let it slide).... so he comes over and we smoke... then he turns on the TV and we sit in my kitchen for an hour or 2 just watching TV. It wouldn't be so bad, but my friend gets like really stoned.. so if we're watching a show and I make a comment.. or even if it's a commercial break and I ask him something... his usual response is either A.) ignores me, then turns & asks me 'HUH?' a few seconds later.. I say what I said, he replies 'uh yea i dont know' - B.) or he'll be paying attention to me, but still replies with just a 'yea' then turns back to the tv. It's like dude... I don't care about smoking you up, but my idea of fun isn't getting stoned and watching TV for hours on end.. with someone who is impossible to start a convo with when he's stoned..... sometimes I'll just act like a prick so he gets the point and leaves. :D

[HerbsTheWord]

I hate it when one of my boys will play nothing but fucking rap when I go anywhere with him. He's white and can't stop himself from acting like a stereotypical ni..

You get my point..

I'm not racist, but I strongly detest this particular genre of music -- this rap. I'd literally rather listen to Roy Clark and Buck Owens dueling banjos for the rest of my fucking life than have to hear another variation of the same fucking beat and basically the same lyrics. It's like trance, dance, or techno music.

Kills my buzz..

Ah ha, your friend sounds like me. :D

& I respect your opinion on music & w/e, but don't go and say rap is all the same beats & lyrics... that's just bullshit.