whats the most creative inventive thing you have done while stoned??????????????????? [Archive] - Green Grass Forums

Swizzy89304

03-13-2006, 02:04 AM

Killing baby rabbits.

Aww, poor little yummy creatures. I once shot a baby rabbit (literally, the size of my hand) by accident once. I was sitting in the hide with my dads rifle, and saw a pair of ears sticking up through some bushes. Needless to say, I shot it, but only realised it was a baby when I went to collect it.
Still, hardly felt any remorse for it. Fuckin vermin.

NextLineIsMine

03-13-2006, 02:31 AM

Maahn sometimes I get the creative inspiration to start pounding the question mark key and inserting stoned faces in my messages??????????????????????:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

If you hadn't noticed im quite verily stoneded

homemade

03-13-2006, 03:19 AM

made a killer bong out of a flashlight:)

WakingDream

03-13-2006, 03:47 AM

At work I was fixing a truck and there was a loose mirror, all the bolts and shit were tight but there was a gap between two pieces of metal, went back in the shop and found an unopened pack of metal thinggys that were tapered, took a hammer and pounded a few into the gap and cut the excess off.

Another truck had a gap in the seal around the wing window. I MacGyvered it back to working condition with a wire, piece of tape and some cardboard.

I love my job.

JunkYard

03-13-2006, 03:58 AM

I answered all the mysteries of life! (LOL)

i luv u mary jane

03-13-2006, 11:18 AM

i made a waterbong out of a bath with 8 pipes, can any1 beat that

BUZz UK

03-13-2006, 02:03 PM

through getting stoned (extremely) regularly, i have learnt to play the guitar..not ever had a lesson, but i find i've developed a completley different style, and i love it.

scooterjay

03-13-2006, 02:58 PM

designed an oscillating carbon/oxygen injection lance for electric arc furnaces (used in steelmaking).

devised a sootblowing sequence to optimize efficiency of a black liquor recovery boiler.

rewrote several resumes to reflect current trends in industrial maintenance.

wrote an article on removing broken taps and bolts from cast iron parts that was published in an industrial journal.

built many bongs and pipes that were nice.

written a few songs.

Wesley Pipes

03-13-2006, 04:00 PM

whats the most creative inventive thing you have done while stoned???????????????????:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:
wrote songs

sim667

03-13-2006, 04:02 PM

made an ashtray out of a statue that was a dog sitting made out of stone..... fucking thing, we had to hike it over a fence it weighed nearly 30 stone

WakingDream

03-13-2006, 07:04 PM

It weighed 30 STONE!!??? are we playing UO again?

Toffee

03-13-2006, 07:11 PM

Aww, poor little yummy creatures

mmm... i love rabbits, or pasta in rabbit sauce!!!!
do americans eat rabbit?

STUFFAT TAL-FENEK
(Rabbit stew)

1 full sized rabbit
1 Large onion, chopped
1 12 ozs chicken broth (can be home made)
2 cups frozen peas (or dehydrated)
2 chicken bullion cubes (Knoor is best)
1 12 ozs can Italian sauce (or stewed tomatoes)
1 Half cup strong red wine

Cut rabbit into serving portions, and fry in oil for about 15 minutes. Remove rabbit from the pan
and use the same oil to cook the chopped up oinion. In the bottom of a pot (large enough to
contain the rabbit), place the cooked onion, broth, and bullions. Lay the rabbit on top, then add
peas, sauce and wine to the sides of the rabbit. Cover the rabbit with water and bring to a boil.
Turn the heat down and simmer for at least one and a half hours or untill the rabbit is tender
and the water has been reduced. The dish is best served as sauce/compliment to spaghetti. Make
sure the spaghetti is washed after cooking or it will gum up, lay on a platter and top with
rabbit, then cover in the sauce. This is but one variation of rabbit stew.

(Recipe by Raymond Micallef: [email protected])

higher4hockey

03-13-2006, 07:33 PM

do americans eat rabbits? man this is the home of NASCAR and the NRA, of course we do! tasty! :thumbsup:

JunkYard

03-13-2006, 07:36 PM

They smell bad when you clean them, and the shot pellets are no fun when eating, but if you can get past all that, rabbit, is great.

drinksmokesleep

03-13-2006, 08:42 PM

Ive wrote loads of short stories stoned

Genuine17

03-13-2006, 08:43 PM

I taped two sticks together with electrical tape than taped a bottle cap on top of it and started running around my house pretending it was a cowboy.

Probably most creative thing I've done....

RIH

03-13-2006, 10:27 PM

Well, when I'm high, I don't like to go to sleep, just because I find it hard to fall asleep until I'm either coming down, or really really blew out.

So, I had just got done smoking a blunt, and I tried going to sleep, but I couldn't. And I had school the next morning...so I pulled out some paper, and wrote this sweet ass story.

My mom later was talking to me about weed, and I told her it makes me more creative. I showed her the story and it shut her up. :thumbsup:

dopefiend

03-14-2006, 02:25 AM

i draw, play music, and have even made some songs up, though i don't remember any of it:stoned:

dark0ne

03-14-2006, 02:29 AM

i write short stories, play guitar, and cook. I make the best food when i'm stoned. I just know what people want to eat, and i cook that.

Swizzy89304

03-14-2006, 02:36 AM

They smell bad when you clean them, and the shot pellets are no fun when eating, but if you can get past all that, rabbit, is great.

They bloody stink. I hunt with an air rifle (or rimfire when my dad can be arsed to buy some bullets for it) and most of the hits are head/neck shots, so theres not really a problem with shotgun pellets.
Although there was one particular rabbit that took five or six .22 rimfire bullets to kill.

hempomatic

03-14-2006, 05:26 AM

well prob the most creative thing i have done was build 10 bongs in 2 ours all home made of course took a few hits out of each one untill i found the best hitter... now i got burnt plastic residue all over my computer screen:-)

hempomatic

03-14-2006, 05:32 AM

oh yeah forgot this due to the fact that i am baked right now the most most creative thing i ever did was make a 16 joint winmill joint (all skinnies but whew a good way to blow a 1/8 of weed

hempomatic

03-14-2006, 04:48 PM

BUMP SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE 16 joint thingy it had so fucking hard and good

cygnustaxt

03-14-2006, 05:03 PM

I've had some pretty crazy jam sessions with my friends. We'll just chill and improvise songs for hours. People have said that it's some of the most creative stuff they've heard in a while, I dont think I believe them though, haha.

hempomatic

03-14-2006, 09:16 PM

well that that i said is the most creative thing i can remmeber diong

chisme

03-14-2006, 09:53 PM

They smell bad when you clean them, and the shot pellets are no fun when eating, but if you can get past all that, rabbit, is great.

i used to go out catching rabbit with ferrets and pole cats lol u knwo when u put little net over the holes then send sum ferrets down the hole and when a rabbit jumps out the hole in the net u have to jump on it so it dont get away and smack as hard as u can over where the enck connects to the head......its actualy quite hard tog et the first time = much ear splitting sqeauling......sqeak sqeak..''SMACK shut the fuck up you little bastard.:thumbsup: loverly juberly

chisme

03-14-2006, 09:55 PM

sorry forgot to wrie this

once the guy i nromly went with couldnt take me but left a rabbit in a plastic bag hanging on the front door thiking we would be back in soon and put inside......little did he know we had just gone on a 2 week holiday...

yes it stank and the blood had all dripped out its mouth onto the doorstep and the flys had got to it and it just reeked it looked like my front yard was a vodoo sacrafice area

JunkYard

03-14-2006, 10:01 PM

i used to go out catching rabbit with ferrets and pole cats lol u knwo when u put little net over the holes then send sum ferrets down the hole and when a rabbit jumps out the hole in the net u have to jump on it so it dont get away and smack as hard as u can over where the enck connects to the head......its actualy quite hard tog et the first time = much ear splitting sqeauling......sqeak sqeak..''SMACK shut the fuck up you little bastard.:thumbsup: loverly juberly

Damn, that was the funniest post I've read all day!

"Shut the fuck up you little bastard" (Priceless!)

chisme

03-14-2006, 10:06 PM

Damn, that was the funniest post I've read all day!

"Shut the fuck up you little bastard" (Priceless!)

lol one time we thought he had killed one and the guy stuck it in the leather satchel he put the dead;uns in and about half way throught eh day the stachel was trying to jump off his shoulde lol the rabbit was only knocked out:D he got the boot after that.......a steel one:D

chisme

03-14-2006, 10:07 PM

sorry about my typing today i dunno why im making so many mistakes

Tmar.aLL.DaYmar

03-14-2006, 10:40 PM

whats the most creative inventive thing you have done while stoned???????????????????:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

i created an everlasting gobstopper. suck and suck all day, and it would never lose its flavor.

i got the munchies and ate it.

Irv

03-16-2006, 12:11 AM

i created an everlasting gobstopper. suck and suck all day, and it would never lose its flavor.

i got the munchies and ate it.
i hope you mean you're still eating it:D

i've made some pretty darn functional pipes from soda cans...oops it says "done while stoned" not "done to get stoned....never mind.... :error: :smokin:

Midnight Baker

03-16-2006, 12:17 AM

Any school related homework activity. Especially essays..i woke up one morning thinking i had to write this paper but when i turned on my computer i had already written it and forgot about it. It wasn't half bad a few changes and i was delighted to find out my day was free...ah weed..

Zentetsuken

03-16-2006, 04:48 AM

One time when I was off work for a bit and staying home all day I smoked like 4 fatass bowls about 2 hours after eating close to 2 and a halfish grams in firecrackers. Needless to say, I was actually hullicinating off weed, which has happened to me on another weed eating trip. I don't barely remember a thing about the night and I'm having a hard time remembering what was real and what was a dream. I didn't notice untill 2 days later my sketchbook was moved and there was a new picture in it, a character drawn with pastels, stopped in a pose of fear, and staring upwards, and he's wearing huge aviators and in the aviators is a reflexion of a burning city, all surrounded by intense think blackness. I'm a pretty good artist, but damn this was a really good piece ...maybe I can get a pic of it soon. But anyways, there was a sticky-note on it that said "Dude, if you don't remember this you're fucked" and I seriously don't remember drawing that night at all, but It had to have been drawn on that night.

Also, sometimes I record myself playing guitar when high, and it seems to enhance my abilities with that too.

acrca

03-16-2006, 05:42 AM

made a 2 min cartoon on the computer that took me like 18 hours 2 make and i was constantly baked makin it. id love to share it but it says its an invalid file. sucks

LittLeWinG

03-16-2006, 08:26 AM

I enlightned myself by figuring out the meaning of life.....10 seconds later i forgot it

BlazinHaze

03-16-2006, 08:36 AM

All I ever do is draw, with charcoal for the most part. Sometimes I write poetry. Nothing overly exciting.

Reefer Rogue

03-16-2006, 01:22 PM

I took a shit once.

chisme

03-16-2006, 02:44 PM

i took a bigger one with nutz baby

Zentetsuken

03-16-2006, 07:58 PM

got some pictures of random crap I've created while stoned.

made a flower with beads, that I've tried to recreate while sober and can't figure it out.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8461/picture2ge.th.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture2ge.jpg)

arranged beads in to what appears to be marios pixels.

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8336/mariobeads5em.th.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mariobeads5em.jpg)

that drawing I mentioned

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8461/picture2ge.th.jpg (http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=picture2ge.jpg)

edit: links are to crappy thumbnail images, just click attachments

Adam01

03-19-2006, 02:42 PM

I took an Addie and smoked a bowl every 2 hours or so and worked on this art project that took me all of that day to do. It got me an A+.

Genuine17

03-20-2006, 04:04 PM

i created an everlasting gobstopper. suck and suck all day, and it would never lose its flavor.

i got the munchies and ate it.

yeah same, expect after i came down on the high i realized i had just been sucking on a marble.

Kryzco

03-20-2006, 05:30 PM

i made a collage

and did various myspace layouts

nothing special

twas fun tho

daima

03-20-2006, 06:05 PM

whats the most creative inventive thing you have done while stoned???????????????????:rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta: :rasta:

I was doing shrooms in Bandalier National Park, New Mexico and was in a ancient Ceremonial Kiva used by the Anasazi and carved a wooden Flute and decorated it with Blue Sky Stone that i had found in Arizona while doing Peyote attending a Pow Wow. I am not a religious person, but i really felt a connection to the Native People and the land they lived on. It was magical.
The trip ended when we went to the Superstitious Mountains near the painted Desert in Arizona getting naked and body painting one another.

dai*ma:stoned: