If I could choose how I'd die...

[Hollandica]

If Jah let me choose how I would die, I'd sure know.

Please Jah, inspire me to save up tiny bits of every kind of weed I ever buy and conserve it properly and healthily. When I'm around 80 years old or so and feel my time has come, I'll take it all out of the fridge and roll the most hugantic ubercocktail of weed and hash. I'll die with happiness, probably.

And later the cannabis sativa will start to grow on my grave.

How would you die? :P

[Nikita123]

I think I would like to burn to death. :dance:

[LIP]

I'd probably get stoned, and then bleed to death, cos you just lye back and go to sleep (And never wake up) But if you think about it its probably one of the least painful ways to go.

[I love Macaque]

yeah id smoke ungodly amounts of weed.

[Swizzy89304]

Id like to be assassinated, because only famous people are assassinated.
Everyone else is just murdered.

[slpntrx5]

i'd like to die from a weed overdose! bwaaaaaah!

[Frivolous248]

I also would like to go out smoking, with a nice quarter pounder heavy duty joint like in cheech and chong. I'm like obsessed with smoking one of those now. That is definitely a long term goal I'm going to do. Save up and roll a full qp into a joint and smoke it all at once, if I don't first pass out. I wish it was still 10 bucks a lid like it used to be way back when, then I'd be able to do it soon. But I'll have to wait till I have a few hundred to spare.

[sharpezor]

I think I would like to burn to death.
LOLLOLLOL Thats like the worst death ever. i always say that to my friends becuase its funny.

if i couldnt die of old age... then probably something honorable,like saving people .

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I'd like to just die.

Just be walking down the street...I turn my head up to the sun...have the epiphany of all epiphanies...and then just let my soul leave my body.

[enthused]

Sometime before I can't run around. It would be cool to run from like a cheetah or something in Africa and get owned. It would be a crazy rush. Before it gets next to me and rapes me to death, I get arrowed in the head by some tribal dude and he must scream BOOM HEADSHOT. At this point, cheetah is pissed..like mad pissed. Smokes a bowl real fast, and then chases down tribal man. Tribal man uses forces of nature and calms the beast. Tribal man and beast smoke marijuana and plant seeds in the soil above my grave. Tribal man and cheetah get married, cheetah turns to a bitch and kills tribal man. Cheetah feels bad and drinks rat poison. We all toke up in the spirit world...Crazy dank up in this spirit world man!

[Mary Jane x3]

Id wanna die fighting a wheelchair ninja, then a nazi, then a pots and pans robot, and finally getting eaten by a dinosaur..
Thats a dream

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

rofl

[3rdEyeVision]

I'd like to die skydiving or skateboarding,i've always kinda wanted to die skating.

[TakeFlight]

i wanna die after seeing something spectacular happen before me, like an asteroid or nuclear explosion but far enough away where i can witness it

why would u wanna smoke that shitload of weed, id eat it

[Hollandica]

I can't eat all that :P Allright, extract all the THC and inject it directly into my brain, then. trippin'

[hex.shaman]

Id wanna die fighting a wheelchair ninja, then a nazi, then a pots and pans robot, and finally getting eaten by a dinosaur..
Thats a dream

I'd want to be killed by a robotic man eating fish.

[UnViaje]

after downing some Jack n roophies with a damp chocolate royal blunt hugging some organe kush, i'd like to blow up all over a big crowd
shit and guts everywhere, up in their eyes, ears, n mouth

[TakeFlight]

I can't eat all that :P Allright, extract all the THC and inject it directly into my brain, then. trippin'

so you couldnt eat it but you could smoke it? haha


I want to die with a fat cock in every orifice and bin laden taking a shit on my chest


TERRORIST!

[Oneironaut]

Here's how I imagine my death:

I'm about 90 years old. I roll about 20 joints and put on my personal jetpack (by then everybody will have one). I fire up the first joint and lift off. I use my futuristic laser beam gun to start a shootout with the robopigs. A high-speed jetpack chase ensues as I continue to smoke the spliffs. Then I board a spaceship at a predetermined location. On board the spaceship are lots of hot bisexual female sexbots and lots and lots of assorted drugs. The sexbots get really freaky on me and on each other as I continue the shootout and do all sorts of drugs. Then our spaceship plunges into the sun, and hopefully the robocops follow us.

[BlazinHaze]

Id wanna die fighting a wheelchair ninja, then a nazi, then a pots and pans robot, and finally getting eaten by a dinosaur..
Thats a dream

giggity giggity

[TakeFlight]

Here's how I imagine my death:

I'm about 90 years old. I roll about 20 joints and put on my personal jetpack (by then everybody will have one). I fire up the first joint and lift off. I use my futuristic laser beam gun to start a shootout with the robopigs. A high-speed jetpack chase ensues as I continue to smoke the spliffs. Then I board a spaceship at a predetermined location. On board the spaceship are lots of hot bisexual female sexbots and lots and lots of assorted drugs. The sexbots get really freaky on me and on each other as I continue the shootout and do all sorts of drugs. Then our spaceship plunges into the sun, and hopefully the robocops follow us.


rock on

[UnViaje]

damn takeflight, did someone touch you as a child? i think only gardenknowm can give you the special attention you need

[TakeFlight]

damn takeflight, did someone touch you as a child? i think only gardenknowm can give you the special attention you need


lol

[Kryzco]

Id wanna die fighting a wheelchair ninja, then a nazi, then a pots and pans robot, and finally getting eaten by a dinosaur..
Thats a dream
lmfao

and if that doesn't work go for plan b :thumbsup:

[HiddenBeauty]

Stoned and next to a speaker at a rock concert

[psychocat]

With a smoking gun in my hand.

[Swizzy89304]

Or riding a Cheetah like in Harold and Kumar. Man that would be fuckin fun.

[go toke up]

id smoke a 54 pound blunt that will be a mile long and smoke myself to death.