If I could choose how I'd die...

[Hollandica]

If Jah let me choose how I would die, I'd sure know.

Please Jah, inspire me to save up tiny bits of every kind of weed I ever buy and conserve it properly and healthily. When I'm around 80 years old or so and feel my time has come, I'll take it all out of the fridge and roll the most hugantic ubercocktail of weed and hash. I'll die with happiness, probably.

And later the cannabis sativa will start to grow on my grave.

How would you die? :P

Hollandica Reviewed by Hollandica on 03-12-2006. If I could choose how I'd die... If Jah let me choose how I would die, I'd sure know. Please Jah, inspire me to save up tiny bits of every kind of weed I ever buy and conserve it properly and healthily. When I'm around 80 years old or so and feel my time has come, I'll take it all out of the fridge and roll the most hugantic ubercocktail of weed and hash. I'll die with happiness, probably. And later the cannabis sativa will start to grow on my grave. How would you die? :P Rating: 5

[Nikita123]

I think I would like to burn to death. :dance:

[LIP]

I'd probably get stoned, and then bleed to death, cos you just lye back and go to sleep (And never wake up) But if you think about it its probably one of the least painful ways to go.

[I love Macaque]

yeah id smoke ungodly amounts of weed.

[Swizzy89304]

Id like to be assassinated, because only famous people are assassinated.
Everyone else is just murdered.

[slpntrx5]

i'd like to die from a weed overdose! bwaaaaaah!

[Frivolous248]

I also would like to go out smoking, with a nice quarter pounder heavy duty joint like in cheech and chong. I'm like obsessed with smoking one of those now. That is definitely a long term goal I'm going to do. Save up and roll a full qp into a joint and smoke it all at once, if I don't first pass out. I wish it was still 10 bucks a lid like it used to be way back when, then I'd be able to do it soon. But I'll have to wait till I have a few hundred to spare.

[sharpezor]

I think I would like to burn to death.

LOLLOLLOL Thats like the worst death ever. i always say that to my friends becuase its funny.

if i couldnt die of old age... then probably something honorable,like saving people .

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I'd like to just die.

Just be walking down the street...I turn my head up to the sun...have the epiphany of all epiphanies...and then just let my soul leave my body.

[enthused]

Sometime before I can't run around. It would be cool to run from like a cheetah or something in Africa and get owned. It would be a crazy rush. Before it gets next to me and rapes me to death, I get arrowed in the head by some tribal dude and he must scream BOOM HEADSHOT. At this point, cheetah is pissed..like mad pissed. Smokes a bowl real fast, and then chases down tribal man. Tribal man uses forces of nature and calms the beast. Tribal man and beast smoke marijuana and plant seeds in the soil above my grave. Tribal man and cheetah get married, cheetah turns to a bitch and kills tribal man. Cheetah feels bad and drinks rat poison. We all toke up in the spirit world...Crazy dank up in this spirit world man!