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HiddenBeauty
03-12-2006, 02:12 PM
Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.

Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!

Since I am a redhead I can see the truth in some of the jokes based on my hair colour, how many of the blondes and brunettes out there feel the same?
More to be found here,

http://web.syr.edu/~lemoise/Jokes/jokes6.html
higher4hockey
03-12-2006, 07:16 PM
Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you

A: run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth
Toffee
03-12-2006, 07:36 PM
Q: what do you call a blond with one brain cell
A: gifted

Q: what do you call a blond with 2 brain cells
A: pregnant

Q: what do you call a brunett between 2 blonds
A: translator
Shelbay
03-12-2006, 10:37 PM
Q: What happens when a blonde developes Alzheimers?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: Threw it off a cliff.

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their moustache.

Q: How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead!

Since I am a redhead I can see the truth in some of the jokes based on my hair colour, how many of the blondes and brunettes out there feel the same?
More to be found here,

http://web.syr.edu/~lemoise/Jokes/jokes6.html
I thought the brunettes mating call was "whos next".
LOVElife
03-12-2006, 10:45 PM
Mating call of a Cow . . . . MooMoo
Mating call of a monkey. . . . oo a a a a
Mating call of a Blackbird. . . . Go on Leeroy, right up!
HiddenBeauty
03-13-2006, 10:44 AM
I guess no blondes or brunettes see any truth in these jokes :D :thumbsup:
Shelbay
03-13-2006, 10:59 AM
I just know being blonde can have advantages...why not utilize them..we take the dumb blonde jokes but we are not stupid for real...not the majority anyway lol.:thumbsup:
HiddenBeauty
03-13-2006, 11:13 AM
Sharon Stone is blond and has an IQ of 154.I'm just stupid when I need to be lol
Oneironaut
03-13-2006, 11:59 AM
I can't say my personal experience has much to substantiate these stereotypes. There are smart people, dumb people, slutty people, moody people of all hair colors and all races (not just the white people who happen to have this variety in hair color). Your personality is dependent on your social environment and your genes. But not the genes that determine purely external features like hair color, skin color or facial structure. I thought that kind of stuff was common sense to non-racists.
HiddenBeauty
03-13-2006, 12:13 PM
Rasist?Most the redheads I know are just like me which is a bit moody BUT that doesnt mean i'm agreeing with the jokes about blonds and brunettes because I know its not always the case.

I love all blonds,reds and brunettes who can laugh at these jokes wether they are true or not.
Oneironaut
03-13-2006, 12:14 PM
Why are they moody, do you think? Are they genetically predetermined to be moody? Or are they fitting into a cultural expectation to be moody based on a negative stereotype? Or is it just a coincidence that the redheads you know happen to be moody people?
HiddenBeauty
03-13-2006, 12:24 PM
I dont know what it is to be honest but I dont think its a cultural expectation really I mean I have always had my quick temper from being a child the same as one of my sisters.If it is a coincidence it's a pretty crazy one dont you think.
eddievanzant
03-13-2006, 01:04 PM
It's not that blondes are dumber, it's just that more men like blondes than other hair and treat those women diferently and make them stupid.
Oneironaut
03-13-2006, 01:20 PM
I dont know what it is to be honest but I dont think its a cultural expectation really I mean I have always had my quick temper from being a child the same as one of my sisters.If it is a coincidence it's a pretty crazy one dont you think.
So if it's not a cultural expectation, and it's not a coincidence, what else could it be but a genetic predisposition?

I think it's a matter of selective perception. I've never noticed any correlation between redheads and being moody, and on the whole I can't say the redheads I know are statistically moodier than the average person. I'd never even heard of that stereotype until reading this thread. But I can imagine that if you have some conception that redheads are "supposed" to be moody, you will remember the times they are moody and forget the times they act normal. Psychologists have proven that we tend to remember the things which reinforce our existing beliefs, and we tend to ignore the things which conflict with them.
vicstar
03-13-2006, 02:57 PM
The blonde jokes were made by sum sad lonely jellous brunnete or red head that cant insult blondes on anything else so they say there thick coz there jellous
Toffee
03-13-2006, 06:22 PM
i just love redheads!!
KronicKilla
03-14-2006, 12:34 AM
I saw on the news where in the nexst 200 years blondes will be extinct..no lie
eddievanzant
03-14-2006, 04:15 AM
Yeah I read that.
potsmokingnome
03-14-2006, 05:10 AM
Q:Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?

A:She kept throwing away all the W's
nuggetgirl
03-14-2006, 05:12 AM
I am a blonde..and I am a ditz, and I have big boobs.
You could say I'm the typical ditzy blonde.
But my man takes care of me.....so I don't have to think.
But I am really nice.
And I do have to agree that most redheads and brunettes are jealous of blondes.
I am in college and maintain a 3.8 GPA, but I just lack common sense.
Niki
HiddenBeauty
03-14-2006, 10:34 AM
Jealous???? LMAO Get over yourselves blonds and get a sense of humour.
chisme
03-14-2006, 10:44 AM
might just be me i go reaally funky for a girl with pure red hair.....u knwo like comic releif red nose red? dunno geuss its the whole neo look girls looks so sexy lol u know like glow in the dark body paint............................................. .................................................. ..................................u wanna know why glow in the dark condom r fun? it looks like u have your own personal light saber vwwwiing! vwiiiiing!
chisme
03-14-2006, 10:45 AM
Q:Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?

A:She kept throwing away all the W's


OMFG HAHAHAAHAHGAHAHAAHAHAHA
HiddenBeauty
03-14-2006, 10:59 AM
might just be me i go reaally funky for a girl with pure red hair.....u knwo like comic releif red nose red? dunno geuss its the whole neo look girls looks so sexy lol u know like glow in the dark body paint............................................. .................................................. ..................................u wanna know why glow in the dark condom r fun? it looks like u have your own personal light saber vwwwiing! vwiiiiing!


Lmao you are crazy I want some of what you are smoking :D
chisme
03-14-2006, 11:00 AM
mine all mine!!
HiddenBeauty
03-14-2006, 11:07 AM
I will trade you some for a lock of red hair
chisme
03-14-2006, 11:10 AM
is it bright red like a comic releif nose? and what hair is it? eh eh


































if its pubes thats just wierd.
HiddenBeauty
03-14-2006, 11:14 AM
No mine isn't bright red even in the summer and it wouldnt be my hair i'm trading so definately not pubic hair.
WhiskeyGirl
03-14-2006, 11:29 AM
I just know being blonde can have advantages...why not utilize them..we take the dumb blonde jokes but we are not stupid for real...not the majority anyway lol.:thumbsup:

You know it Shelbay, I play the blonde thing up big time!! It definately has its advantages -- hhehehhheee..........
Alot of guys are Suckers. Sorry guys, but it's true!