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TakeFlight
03-03-2006, 09:06 PM
So heres my idea, I noticed that when you drink coffee if goes through your system faster than other liquids. So based on that would it be beneficial to drink coffee before a test since it travels through your system faster than other liquids which would mean it would collect less waste in your body to be tested?
OR would it be useful to maybe make concoction of cranberry juice water and coffee to flush your system out, the coffee making it so that you expel more waste at a faster rate?

Gracias

TakeFlight
03-04-2006, 07:15 PM
bump

Stfu its Matthew
03-04-2006, 08:47 PM
fuck that sounds brilliant but i got no clue sorry

bonitagreen
03-04-2006, 09:37 PM
what does bump mean?:stoned:

bonitagreen
03-04-2006, 09:38 PM
oh yea, i also wanted to say that the idea sounds awesome! and i was actually thinking the same thing bc i drink a lot of coffee and it goes right thru me too... nice thinkin' :thumbsup:

TakeFlight
03-04-2006, 10:33 PM
yeah i wish i could get some more responses cause its not like i wanna test it out without knowing, but thanks for responses and keep this topic going

I know one of those ideas has to be right im just not sure which one

BloodyRedBarron
03-05-2006, 01:52 AM
Bump=:error:

TakeFlight
03-05-2006, 03:44 AM
dont reply to my threads unless you wanna talk bout the topic at hand, and bump is just so that the thread moves back up to the top of the forum list

ManaliTwist
03-05-2006, 01:18 PM
We used to stick a small bottle of someones elses piss up our asses in the prison. Extract at the appropriate moment, Empty it in to the cup surreptisously and bobs your uncle.

ManaliTwist
03-05-2006, 09:10 PM
hey mate, this might be of more help to you if the above doesent appeal..

I know of plenty people who passed tests by drinking litres of water before (preferably at least a couple of hours if not more) but you must also take some creatin or creatine crystals..they are used by body builders to make muscles stronger. This is because the urine will have some natural creatine as excreted by the kidneys and if you drink all that water well they test for creatine and so you must replace or you will fail. Lastly, a good STRONG multi vitamin or preferably a 1 gram super strength vitamin B to colour your piss so that its not clear. It was a chemistry professor who had to think of that one to save his skin and it soon became a tried and trusted trick. This was 8 years ago but i imagine its the best bet.

ps i imagine coffees good whilst your at it.

ManaliTwist
03-05-2006, 09:29 PM
ps dont forget to piss out litres and litres before you get tested.

TakeFlight
03-05-2006, 10:08 PM
thats great but im just curious as to weither or not my method would work better or not for cleaning out your system

ManaliTwist
03-06-2006, 12:08 AM
Well i think coffee is a diuretic so it makes you piss more. So the idea is to fill your bladder with practicaly water with little drug left in it so coffee would help but i dont know if it would definately pass you without also drinking loads of water and the other ingrediants.

ManaliTwist
03-06-2006, 12:16 AM
You would fail with just drinking a coffee before the test.

ManaliTwist
03-06-2006, 12:20 AM
Remember Drink about 5 litres of water or more (till u allmost sick of water) over several hours preferably. Piss out 5 litres. 1 hour before test take half or 1 teaspoon creatin and extra strong multivitamin. Do test ..the piss will pass the cheat tests and hopefully (i would be fairly optimistic) you will pass the drug test. Good luck.

TakeFlight
03-06-2006, 01:56 AM
ok well i dunno how reliable you are when you start atlking about pissing out a certain amount of water, do you actually measure your piss, its not like i have a deadline for a piss test, i was just curious and i wanted more than ONE persons opinion, especially since you have 10 posts including these

ManaliTwist
03-06-2006, 08:29 AM
Yes im anxious that you pass you see and im quite sure of my facts though i can understand your sceptism. Why not do a google search see if im right.:smokin:

bongo
03-09-2006, 12:13 PM
His method works though. I've used it a few times. I'm smoking now and have a test monday, but im just gonna flushing.

lcon109
03-09-2006, 01:33 PM
I thought your idea might not have merit until I started researching coffee online. I'm not sure whether coffee would provide any added benefit. Here is the link to the article. Scroll down to #9, Health and click on the link. It will take you to the section regarding the health benefits/non-benefits of coffee. Coffee does help to move fat through your body. The determining factor however might be how much coffee you drink on a regular basis, not how much you drink in a short period of time.

Hope this helps your research :)

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BloodyRedBarron
03-10-2006, 12:56 AM
dont reply to my threads unless you wanna talk bout the topic at hand, and bump is just so that the thread moves back up to the top of the forum list
So sorry:stoned:

lcon109
03-10-2006, 04:57 AM
If he/she only knew how helpful you are Barron :D

and... thanks...AGAIN!!