Coffeee and Urine testing

[TakeFlight]

So heres my idea, I noticed that when you drink coffee if goes through your system faster than other liquids. So based on that would it be beneficial to drink coffee before a test since it travels through your system faster than other liquids which would mean it would collect less waste in your body to be tested?
OR would it be useful to maybe make concoction of cranberry juice water and coffee to flush your system out, the coffee making it so that you expel more waste at a faster rate?

Gracias

TakeFlight Reviewed by TakeFlight on 03-03-2006. Coffeee and Urine testing So heres my idea, I noticed that when you drink coffee if goes through your system faster than other liquids. So based on that would it be beneficial to drink coffee before a test since it travels through your system faster than other liquids which would mean it would collect less waste in your body to be tested? OR would it be useful to maybe make concoction of cranberry juice water and coffee to flush your system out, the coffee making it so that you expel more waste at a faster rate? Rating: 5

[TakeFlight]

bump

[Stfu its Matthew]

fuck that sounds brilliant but i got no clue sorry

[bonitagreen]

what does bump mean?:stoned:

[bonitagreen]

oh yea, i also wanted to say that the idea sounds awesome! and i was actually thinking the same thing bc i drink a lot of coffee and it goes right thru me too... nice thinkin' :thumbsup:

[TakeFlight]

yeah i wish i could get some more responses cause its not like i wanna test it out without knowing, but thanks for responses and keep this topic going

I know one of those ideas has to be right im just not sure which one

[BloodyRedBarron]

Bump=:error:

[TakeFlight]

dont reply to my threads unless you wanna talk bout the topic at hand, and bump is just so that the thread moves back up to the top of the forum list

[ManaliTwist]

We used to stick a small bottle of someones elses piss up our asses in the prison. Extract at the appropriate moment, Empty it in to the cup surreptisously and bobs your uncle.

[ManaliTwist]

hey mate, this might be of more help to you if the above doesent appeal..

I know of plenty people who passed tests by drinking litres of water before (preferably at least a couple of hours if not more) but you must also take some creatin or creatine crystals..they are used by body builders to make muscles stronger. This is because the urine will have some natural creatine as excreted by the kidneys and if you drink all that water well they test for creatine and so you must replace or you will fail. Lastly, a good STRONG multi vitamin or preferably a 1 gram super strength vitamin B to colour your piss so that its not clear. It was a chemistry professor who had to think of that one to save his skin and it soon became a tried and trusted trick. This was 8 years ago but i imagine its the best bet.

ps i imagine coffees good whilst your at it.