The Daily Confessional

[StOneD.aS.FuK]

drugs +Alcohol =

me and a mate pulled out every letterbox in this street.

took someones mags off and smashed them.

pushed a trailer down a hill into the lake.

ohh ands thats not all. hehee

[LittLeWinG]

drugs +Alcohol =

me and a mate pulled out every letterbox in this street.

took someones mags off and smashed them.

pushed a trailer down a hill into the lake.

ohh ands thats not all. hehee

ROFL:rasta:

[BizzleLuvin]

im depressed again but i'm out of pot, money and friends. some im stucka t home, crying and moping and searching for comfort

[da haze meister]

im depressed again but i'm out of pot, money and friends. some im stucka t home, crying and moping and searching for comfort
same boat i am in with a side dish of stupidity and i lost a friend.

[GetBakedOrDieTryin]

drugs +Alcohol =

me and a mate pulled out every letterbox in this street.

took someones mags off and smashed them.

pushed a trailer down a hill into the lake.

ohh ands thats not all. hehee
i banged this guys mom :p

[BizzleLuvin]

well today i was bet $50 to drink a cup of rancid apple cider vinegar. i did it and proceeded to vomit all over myself. hey, i made $50 THO!

[whitewalltoker]

In the locker room today after gym, I found a locker with the lock off, so I shoved my friends backpack in there and locked it back up. They had to get chain cutters to get the lock off because it wasn't the schools, I laughed for a while after that.

But on a personal note, I am pissed off at myself for being too much of a pussy to ask this chick out, I thought she might have had some interest last month, but that probably faded due to the fact that I gave no indication I had an interest in her, I'm an underacheiver, I'm lazy, and I'm pissed because I've been dry for over a month because of random srug testing, and I still haven't got my first test. I've only had one g/f and lied about fucking her, I am more relaxed than anyhting but that's a bad thing, I need a job and I need a girlfriend

[yoda]

i elft work today for 40 minutes to go smoke with some friends

[Fabolous]

I got yelled at from my mom for not taken out the trash.

[LIP]

Me and my dad had a fight and i battered him, then threatened him with a knife, and now i feel like shit cos i dont that... I just wish he'd fuck off and leave me alone sometimes... he just gets too much... now im gunner go and apologise. i feel like shit, and i have smoked my 1/4 for today already so no more weed :(

[Jdog7000]

this place is scary!!!!

[LIP]

Why? It's somewhere where people can confess to stuff they have done, and things people regret. It's a bloody good idea, and it hear for people to get things off their chests, and so they can have a muck about. I dunno whats so scary with that?

[da haze meister]

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stop fucking spamming, asshole.

[BizzleLuvin]

i babysat a couple of kids last night at school and i was prety damn high. not stoned, but well buzzed. i had a good time tho, watching Ice Age and doing puzzles

[Ripper]

Ive started to get a toothache and im shitting it having to go get the thing sorted.

Ill probably leave it so long the fucker gets took out

Oh yeh and ive sat in all day at my pc with a hangover when i should have been working oh well

[Make it Hempen]

hmmm. I've been skipping class all week and haven't started on this paper that was due yesterday.

Senioritis, baby. :(

Love- Kate

[thebathroom]

I just woke up. It's 2:45

I think I had plans with someone....Oh well, I'm sure they'll understand.

[makeupsex420]

i sometimes dont get of bed because i cant stop crying.
im stoned 18 hours a day.

[friendowl]

im drinking bud light to help the vicodin kick in
and im at work.

[nuggetgirl]

Forgive me father for I have sinned...
I totally realized today that every man in my life has only liked me for his sexual interest. I thought that men liked me b/c I was funny, nice, and intellectual, but now I realize that they only want to get in my pants. I wonder how I could have been so dense to think that I may have been liked for my brain, but now I realize that nobody has ever known the real me.

[ADaisyChain]

i keep doing dxm practically every night in large quantity. i feel drained and sleepless. its 6:45 am and i haven't slept yet. I haven't masturbated in a week because i can't cum on dxm. i haven't called my girlfriend for the past couple of days because i don't like talking to her when im high. and i'm not going to see her tonight because i'm going to a party with an old female friend to get wasted. i tried to get someone to send me free acid in the mail in a chatroom and failed, i told him i would send him stuff i didn't have. i drove really high to steak and shake because i wanted cheesy fries and the window was really foggy so it was scary.

[Looker]

i have a ged and a lil college like 3 credits and i make more money then some people with college degrees.

i am not educated but very wise
i rule with an iron fist and a heart of gold.

i shave my nuts cuz i dont like hair.

sometimes i wanna join al-queda

I shaved my nuts once it was kinda itchy for awhile...

[Looker]

One time when I was a bout 9 or 10 me and a couple of friends all lived on the same block ..we had an old neighbor who lived on the corner and he was always yelling at us and brandishing his cane at us to stay off his front yard..anyway one fourth of July we got bottle rockets, roman candles, and like... 6 ounce rockets..I dont remember ... It was a big rocket..so I got this idea to go up a tree across the street from his (old guy) house with a metal tube and a six ounce rocket and put one through a bathroom window which was in range..and with the bathroom door open you could probably get a rocket past the bathroom and into the house if you got lucky....:D

Anyway, we decided to execute the plan one evening after dark and I got up the tree and into firing position..the light was on in the bathroom..one of my buddies was behind me loading the rocket in the tube and crouched ready to light it..we just wanted to launch the rocket into the window and scoot..but one thing led to another and it all happened so fast..

The old guy enters the bathroom,closes the door, right faces to us,(he's gonna sit down on the shitter) and drops down..I can see the top of his head..and my buddy just lit the rocket..

It sailed off downrange heading straight for the open window...it goes in the bathroom window..Now I hear the old man,sitting there with his pants around his ankles yelling AHHHH AHHHHH OH CHRIST!! AAAHHHH!!!!!

And then BOOM

I could see smoke and bits of paper swirling around the bathroom...

Funny shit, man ..funny shit...

Police got called and everything we just slinked away and went home...

[Looker]

Boy I gotta tell ya thanks people ..I bear my soul about one of those "stand by me " movie situations coming of age shit and the best you guys can do is basically admit you jerk off too much....

Thanks alot people..

Shit we mighta killed the old fuckin guy.....:D

[Looker]

the previous post was meant to be humorous and funny..

lighten up and get better weed...:D

[rebgirl420]

i just kind of got off talking to the guy im obsessed over, we roleplay he's Maynard (he's sooo good at it and he looks like him) even though John will be home...any minute now and my legs bleeding b/c when i orgasmed...I smacked my leg against the table...but the pain and the orgasm together was FAVULOUSSSS

[Reefer Rogue]

i skipped college today coz i got a blood test at like 9 am. i'm not high :stoned:

[AsianStoner420]

I gained 7 kilos this week now im 79kilos and yeah im getting fatter. Im always hungry and idk why,.. I got a crush on rebgirl(well who doesnt?) I have no job atm and my mom gave me 3 more weeks to spend my time at home doing nothing coz shes goin back to phils this week and i have to take care of my lil bro soooo its all gooood,.. shes leaving me with $500 and you guys know where its goin,..... I dissed my moms "BF" on the phone which pissed both of them, i told him to fuck off and never call again.,..

[yoda]

i skipped college today coz i got a blood test at like 9 am. i'm not high :stoned:

i skipped class today cause i woke up half an hr too late.....i could've made it slightly late, but decided to stay home and work on a paper for a little bit.

[SmokeyToker]

[quote=TallulahGreen]I have friends that call me all the time to do stuff, and I never answer and never call them back. It's not that I don't like them, cause I do...but for the most part I just want to sit around at home and chill and smoke. But they still keep calling...:/ I am a bad friend.

I do the same exact thing, sometimes im very introverted sometimes people im with are like why dont you answer your fone and im just likee... i dont want to.

Im manipulate my mom way too much.
I have an addictive personally.. have way to many addictions.
I crawl around on the floor with a flashlight if i dont have weed. hey, i always find at least a bowl or two.
Idk what else.

[TallulahGreen]

I crawl around on the floor with a flashlight if i dont have weed. hey, i always find at least a bowl or two.


I do that too.

Lets see....todays confession? I have a million things to do but I would rather just sit here and think about how I should get stoned....

[BizzleLuvin]

im glad to see this thread resurrected!
today I went to the Cultural Laureates ceremony after drinking a few glasses of boxed wine from a bookbag while watching the SDS/Freegan society table during the Earth day celebration.

[Purple Banana]

Whenever someone says something that remotely relates to anything I've even thought I've heard on an episode of The Simpsons, I quietly play that exact scene in my head, word for word, and laugh out loud. Sometimes I actually speak the quote, hoping for someone to understand what I mean. When they ask WTF, I shake my head and they give me an odd look, but I honestly can't help it.

EDIT: I know this is horrible, but every time I see someone talking about how great their church/youth group is, and how they like living a "pure God-given lifestyle, unlike the non-believers" it makes me want to punch them in the face because it makes me feel like their 'superior' lifestyle somehow has more merit and meaning than my simple existential existance.

Shun the non-believers! Shun... Shuuuuuun!

[kingjustin]

Whenever someone says something that remotely relates to anything I've even thought I've heard on an episode of The Simpsons, I quietly play that exact scene in my head, word for word, and laugh out loud. Sometimes I actually speak the quote, hoping for someone to understand what I mean. When they ask WTF, I shake my head and they give me an odd look, but I honestly can't help it.

EDIT: I know this is horrible, but every time I see someone talking about how great their church/youth group is, and how they like living a "pure God-given lifestyle, unlike the non-believers" it makes me want to punch them in the face because it makes me feel like their 'superior' lifestyle somehow has more merit and meaning than my simple existential existance.

Shun the non-believers! Shun... Shuuuuuun!

On with the shunning!

For my confession... My miniature dachsund bit me in the ass today so I bit her foot. She deserved it though.