The Daily Confessional

[BizzleLuvin]

i created a thread similar to this one a while back and i really enjoyed it.

POST YOUR DAILY CONFESSIONS HERE

its therapeutic!

ill start: my farts have been smelling unusually rank this week. i havent showered in 24 hours. my lips are chapped but i cant stop licking them. i had an ice cream bar for lunch

[bedake]

I wanked it today, after class, it was at like 12 am i think

at home of course haha

[BizzleLuvin]

i love bedake

[bedake]

haha i love you too! make that 12 pm actually hehe it was lunch time i always confuse that time of day

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

hey you stole my topic, you punk!!!!!!

Oh well...

Here is my confession...

I fell in love with an idiot.

That's all.

[bedake]

This can be fun!

I havent bought my own bag of weed in like 2 years, my reason being, i dont smoke much weed anymore, and im too poor, i save my money for hallucinogens. Yet still knowing this people refuse to let me pass on a joint if i feel guilty for not chippin in

[BizzleLuvin]

ummmmmm........i didnt feed my dog till 8pm when i usually feed him at 6

[bedake]

ummmmmm........i didnt feed my dog till 8pm when i usually feed him at 6


thats cruel! My dog smokey growls in your direction

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

I havent bought my own bag of weed in like 2 years, my reason being, i dont smoke much weed anymore, and im too poor, i save my money for hallucinogens. Yet still knowing this people refuse to let me pass on a joint if i feel guilty for not chippin in


Being a female I've only bought 2 bags of weed in my entire poyt smoking carreer..I've never done any sexual favors for weed, I'vce always just hung around male potsmokers who are very generous for there female friends, and they also get a kick out of a female potsmoker who can smoke as much as them. I have friends that grow pot, and when they need money i refer people to them, and get fee weed out of it.

Second Confession....

I allow the idiot person I'm in love with treat me like shit because it makes me feel.

[BizzleLuvin]

on a standardized test, where you were asked to state your religious affinity, i checked 'other' and wrote 'charles manson'

[bedake]

on a standardized test, where you were asked to state your religious affinity, i checked 'other' and wrote 'charles manson'


I used to write down shit like budhism and satanism, something different for every test, but damn church of charles manson? haha you prolly had the fbi watching you

[bedake]

When i was desperate i once took all my dads heart medicine and looked it up on the internet to see if it could fuck me up..... pathetic i know

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

When i was desperate i once took all my dads heart medicine and looked it up on the internet to see if it could fuck me up..... pathetic i know

Everytime the doc prescribs me a new med, I run to erowid.com to check to see if it'll fuck me up.:( That's pathetic. But It's kind of funny.......


I feel guilty every day when I think about drugs. I've been doing more drugs then I ever thought I would. I do more now that I have a child then what I did when I didn't. I feel guilty because everyday I see his beautiful smile, and yet I run to drugs for comfort......

[Fabolous]

seems to be the same people over and over talkin so why not let me jump in LoL

I got kick outta highschool 4 months ago for Fighting(got into 5 fights the frist semister (Last fight i ended up breakin a kids nose),
Getting sheach for Pot 6 times! (lucky i had student offices asst. that over heard and told me befor hand)
Getting intruble inside of class makin deals while teacher was talkin
-------------------------------------------------
i buy to much pot these days (to many last year that i could count :( )

[friendowl]

today in the morning when i went to
put my lunch away i switched some peoples lunches
and this one girl who bugs.i put her lunch in the trash can.
who the fuck brings a whole chicken for lunch

[TooFarGone]

^ A fat kid.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'm too mentally exhausted to participate in life sometimes.
I miss my exboyfriend terribly.
I can't walk into a store without stealing something.
I paint my windows.

[coolgirl]

I'm too mentally exhausted to participate in life sometimes.
I miss my exboyfriend terribly.
I can't walk into a store without stealing something.
I paint my windows.


Aaaaaaw i wanna cuddle you

[Looker]

I think I am becoming more of an atheist than ever......

[TallulahGreen]

I have friends that call me all the time to do stuff, and I never answer and never call them back. It's not that I don't like them, cause I do...but for the most part I just want to sit around at home and chill and smoke. But they still keep calling...:/ I am a bad friend.

I spend too much money on weed.

umm...todays confession? Well the day is still early...but I guess I could confess that I had some great sex randomly at like 4am..love that..umm..
...then I...went to the dentist..
...and now I am sitting here in bed smoking weed.

...AND IT'S NOT EVEN 11AM!!

[BizzleLuvin]

i sometimes tell people that i live with my mom and her sister, instead my two moms

[yoda]

i spent too much money on drugs, so im broke now w/o a job. i paid for my court fees yesterday, with my mom paying it for me. and i didnt say thanks to her....but i mean it and want to, i just think it will prolly lead to an argument.

i still need books for 2 of the 3 classes im taking

[zephyrinne]

I skipped my first class today because I was lazy and didn't want to get out in the cold. *shrug*

And I'm eating a 46 gram of fat Big Mac... but it's SOOOO GOOD!

[SensiRide]

I have friends that call me all the time to do stuff, and I never answer and never call them back. It's not that I don't like them, cause I do...but for the most part I just want to sit around at home and chill and smoke. But they still keep calling...:/ I am a bad friend.


Yeah I get that, my phone rings but I avoid answering it, I hate talking on the phone.

I eat sweets in my bed, in the dark, when Im stoned :stoned:

[king kong bong]

my confession: i despise america and what is has become.

[beachguy in thongs]

Forgive me, bizzle, for, today, I have...participated in a smoke-session with a guy before he was to perform work for my landlord

[God v2.0]

How old are you bizzle?, you too zephy...im 21 about to turn 22 on april 24th

my secret is that i have a moderate hearing loss that is going to keep getting worse until i die, its already hard for me to head and by age 20 i'll have to wear hearing aids which sucks, i feel like my life is short and has been taken away from me because i know how hard it is to function with a hearing loss and most people dont, people call me stupid and slow because i say "what?" when they say something and i didnt hear it. i dont tell anyone about my hearing loss because im embarassed, my dad will often yell and scream at me just for not being able to hear him. i dont talk very much because its hard for me to converse with people.

im in love with a girl who doesnt know i exist and wouldnt like me even if she did know me, my girlfriend boke up with me on xmas and ive been depressed ever since

i tell my parents lies about how im doing in college (i say i get a's and b's but i usually get c's im perfectly capable of getting straight a's but i dont feel like working hard at school because its a load of shit, i perfer to learn what i need on the streets because thats real life)

i have very few friends and no friends that i can get personal with,

most of my friends have moved, i used to have alot but they moved outta town one by one until it was just me and jeff and we hang out and get drunk and high alot.



now here is one that nobody knows, i beat off 4 times yesterday, after keeping clean for a few weeks....



I would like to kill both of my parents my dad because he doesnt realize how adversly he affects other people, my mom because of her fucking boyfriend who i hate, he accuses me of everything, stealing booze, turning up the heat and giving them a $100 gas bill (i was over at her house for for like half the month and i didnt touch the heat once)







All i need is a good friend and a pretty girl who understands me and i could be content for as long as i live

[Doobie Snax]

Wankin whilst stoned is better than wankin whilst sober.

[dark0ne]

I'm not looking for sypathy, but the past couple of days have been hard. I feel like i'm all alone, and even my closest freinds don't care. Evry day i battle with my demons that are trying to get me to do heroin again. I have dreams were i'm using again and it feels like i'm back, i haven't touched the shit in over a year. One of my old freinds is back on the train and, I just want evrything to stop. i think if relapsed i would accualy try to kill myself again.

[Toffee]

at work i have to finish as fitted drawings for a 57 million dollar hotel (5 star) which will open tomorrow morning. and i am sitting here doing nothing...

poor boss, so much responsability...

the sooner i finish the better but i can take a few extra weeks

[BigBlock]

Last night I killed a hobo with a broken wine bottle.

[bedake]

My grandfather died in december, I didnt visit him in the hospital, i dont even know if he had a funeral or not or if he was cremated or buried, he only lived 20 minutes away

[mrdevious]

that's some bad shit you have to deal with man, I'm really sorry about all that :( .




my secret is that i have a moderate hearing loss that is going to keep getting worse until i die, its already hard for me to hear and by age 20 i'll have to wear hearing aids which sucks, i feel like my life is short and has been taken away from me because i know how hard it is to function with a hearing loss and most people dont, people call me stupid and slow because i say "what?" when they say something and i didnt hear it. i dont tell anyone about my hearing loss because im embarassed, my dad will often yell and scream at me just for not being able to hear him. i dont talk very much because its hard for me to converse with people.

But why are you embarrased about hearing loss? I mean if you had herpes or erectile disfunction I could see how with social stigma's and taunting and such, but hearing loss is nothing to be embarrased about! I think it would be worth it to see a hearing specialist if only to get your dad off your ass (and I hope this isn't really offensive, but he sounds like an asshole).


im in love with a girl who doesnt know i exist and wouldnt like me even if she did know me, my girlfriend boke up with me on xmas and ive been depressed ever since

I've heard of girlfriends dumping guys on christmas many times it seems, I don't know what the hell is wrong with them, breaking somebody's heart on christmas day, that's just excessively cruel. however I would look carefully at your situation of "being in love" with this other girl, and maybe consider that you've worked yourself into that mindset. I'm just saying because if you don't even know each other I don't know what else there could be outside infatuation.


i tell my parents lies about how im doing in college (i say i get a's and b's but i usually get c's im perfectly capable of getting straight a's but i dont feel like working hard at school because its a load of shit, i perfer to learn what i need on the streets because thats real life)

Sounds like you're burnt out on school, and perhapse you need to take a break. If that's not an option though, just keep in mind you're not learning these things because they matter, you're learning them to get a diploma so you can have a good life with steady income. don't actaully worry about the importance of the subject matter.


i have very few friends and no friends that i can get personal with,

most of my friends have moved, i used to have alot but they moved outta town one by one until it was just me and jeff and we hang out and get drunk and high alot.

yeah, I similar thing happened to me. my best friend moved to victoria and I moved to Kelowna, and all our friends are back in Salmon Arm. in 2 1/2 years of living here I never made a single friend and rarely get to see my old friends. I guess I did get to be friends with my best-friends girlfriend, but she's always busy in her business administration course so we rarely hang out (like maybe once a month). It's a lonely existence my friend, but that's one reason we have these boards. At least you had a girlfriend though, I'm 20 years old and never had one, I guess I just lack social confidence in general. that and the whole flirting crap just doesn't come naturally to me like it seems to with everybody else.



now here is one that nobody knows, i beat off 4 times yesterday, after keeping clean for a few weeks....

well if you need to relieve that much stress or just bordom, then by all means do so. Just make sure you don't make yourself sore ;) .




I would like to kill both of my parents my dad because he doesnt realize how adversly he affects other people, my mom because of her fucking boyfriend who i hate, he accuses me of everything, stealing booze, turning up the heat and giving them a $100 gas bill (i was over at her house for for like half the month and i didnt touch the heat once)

the whole situation with your dad seems to really suck, but yeah sometimes mine really gets to me because he can't have a normal conversation with us. instead everything we talk about just turns into him ranting for 30 minutes in such a booming angry voice you don't dare disagree with him. and this is just on talking about politics, people, stores, whatever.

you mom, well maybe there's some other shit going on, but it seems more it's her boyfriend than her you should hate. and I don't mean you "should" hate, but it's certainly justifiable. I'm assuming your parents are divorced since she has a boyfriend, so screw it.... I think you should make it clear to her boyfriend that you think he's an asshole and you don't like him one bit, and just refuse to go over to her house because of him. The only way out of this is to make it 100% clear where you stand with everybody and not put up with that assholes crap. it's you or him, and you shouldn't be forced to coexist with such a shitty person because of mutual relations.



All i need is a good friend and a pretty girl who understands me and i could be content for as long as i live

you and I both man.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I miss my friends but I can't bring myself to wake up at 6 a.m to go to class.

<hugs to all>

[bedake]

senior year of highschool i had no friends that went to school with me, all of my friends were already graduated and some as old as 26, several of em thought i was also in my twenties except for the ones i knew since gradeschool.
They all lived in this huge house together that they rented and i would spend time there only going home a couple of hours a week. I basically lived on their couchs and floors along with some other friends...

All of myfriends have moved away except for 2 and it makes me seriously depressed to think about them, i loved them all and anytime i hear the theme music for the game halo it almost brings me to tears (we used to be avid halo players, actually traveling hours for tournaments we called the house the "Iron Dojo cause we would spend all day playing halo then all night fucked up)
, haha we were gods amongst men, and i wish it never ended

[mrdevious]

Well I might as well share all the wonderfull things that make me the popular stud that I am (maybe it'll make some of you feel better about your situation).

1. I've never had a girlfriend, and don't see how I ever will. I just feel nervous in social situations and have never even had the nerve to ask a girl out. In fact I don't even know what to do, all the flirting and sweet talking that comes so naturally to everybody else I don't have. I absolutely HATE it when when friends are like "go talk to that girl mike!" and push me into it, because they don't get that I can't just chat some girl into liking me like other people do. Foruntately though they all gave up, because I'm socialy screwed enough as it is that it doesn't matter when I just say "yeah, I don't want to talk to you, they just pushed forced me here" and walk away.

which leads to #

2. I often let off as very rude to people, and I don't even intend to, it's just an instinctive response because it gets me out of talking really quickly.

3. I absolutely hate my body, I can't seem to build up my muscles worth a shit. I got picked on so much from grade 6 on I constantly thought about killing myself, all because I was small and too scared to stand up for myself. Nowadays I work out daily and I've managed to get some fairly decent abbs and triceps, but otherwise I'm just mediocre (though thankfully not scrawny anymore). But it still seems I gotta work my ass off every day to gain as much muscles as normal guys who don't work out, and I'm still not close to getting there, the results are minescule. You know, I know body image issues are supposed to only be a girl thing, but I guess I'm screwy because every bloody day I get out of the shower and look at myself in the mirror thinking what a piece of shit I look like, and hoping to find some very minor improvement somewhere.

[kevy cola2]

I smoke too much (weed and ciggarettes), I treat my friends and famliy shittly, I masturbate too much and I don't try hard in school. I'm and overall underacheiver and somewhat proud of it. Isn't that kinda fucked up. I just wanna party and snowboard and get drunk and stoned.

I'm not depressed (although when I head back to my home town I just might be, because all my old friends have moved away, well hell, I did, it was the smart thing to do) I think what you guys need to do is get jobs or go to school. That's how you make friends, real friends, instead of randoms to chat with on the net. You guys have great personalities, just put yourself out there. You don't have to chat up all the girls at the bar or dance, get a pitcher of beer with a couple of close friends enjoy the live bands, rip it up at pool or fooseball. Not everyone is the star quarterback/head cheerleader of the football team. Don't let stupid shit like that get you down. Do your own thing. You'll realise shit like that doesn't matter after you get over that whole teenage anxiet thing. People will respect you in your own right as long as you don't give up on shit and become a lazy no good for nothing. Weed is great for relaxing, but it isn't the answer to everything.

[BizzleLuvin]

God V2.0, i am 18.
my daily confession: i drank whole milk today. i wear underwear only 40% of the time even though i own massive amounts of underthings. i really need to whiten my teeth. i still pick my nose. i constantly find myself imagining how random strangers look naked and how they are in bed. ive stolen $600 worth of CDs and LPs. i like to steal little things, like lipgloss and spare change.

[Az.]

lol This threads pretty depressing :(

I lie to my parents...about a number of things.

I don't actually try my hardest in college, I do thourghly enjoy it but as soon as I leave im back to lazy old me...when I know I could be doing really well.

I don't tell anyone personal feelings...I feel I have no-one I can talk to personally....although there are people I feel comfortable talking to about my feelings, they now have new people in their lives...and I feel the privacy/confidentiality between us has decreased significantly since....the only time I am completly honest is on the internet.

I REALLY want to go out and meet new people for relationships, but I have a girlfriend, she is away at uni on the mainland so I hardly ever see her....I am deeply in love with her, but it hurts that I can't see her when I want to....and I don't want to break her heart by just dumping her....we have holidays planned, I don't want to talk about this to her over the phone...and whenever she comes back all these feelings disapear untill she leaves again....:((any advice anyone???)


But one another note

God V2.0....you said you are 21 going on 22....then in the next paragraph you say that when you are 20 you will need a hearing aid? Was that just a typo or what?? lol this is the confession thread...

[bedake]

God V2.0, i am 18.
my daily confession: i drank whole milk today. i wear underwear only 40% of the time even though i own massive amounts of underthings. i really need to whiten my teeth. i still pick my nose. i constantly find myself imagining how random strangers look naked and how they are in bed. ive stolen $600 worth of CDs and LPs. i like to steal little things, like lipgloss and spare change.



ive stolen over 15,000 dollars worth of CDS DVDS video games, and software that is if you count pirating as stealing, i will download stuff i dont even need, just so i can have it

[friendowl]

i have a ged and a lil college like 3 credits and i make more money then some people with college degrees.

i am not educated but very wise
i rule with an iron fist and a heart of gold.

i shave my nuts cuz i dont like hair.

sometimes i wanna join al-queda

[BizzleLuvin]

i read the qu'ran/koran just for the hell of it. i also read The Book Of the Dead and The Jefferson Bible. i like religious texts, even though im not religious

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I've stolen atleast a couple hundred bucks in makeup, under-things, and cold meds/sleeping meds in the last two weeks -cringe-

I haven't shaved my legs in like, three weeks.
I go running in the middle of the night for the fuck of it.
I listen to Ashlee Simpson
I hate some of my best friends.

[BizzleLuvin]

i smoke pot:smokin:

[beachguy in thongs]

I've been 19 years old for 11 years.

[sweetnhighz]

whoa this is a crazy weird thread. ummmm i havent stolen a thing since i was 18, *claps*
spend way too much money on bud and beer. really need my teeth bleached, godaym sodas!!! i have a horrible cracking nuckles 24/7 and now i have carpal tunnel and arthritis and i pop my back alot. i dont call my parents enough and i pissed during the middle of the night 8 times the other nite!!! fukn beer.

[bedake]

I go for walks at 3 am, sometimes hoping ill get robbed

I drink milk from the bottle

i took a leak on the door handles of someones car once, it was an SUV i hate those

i feel awkward talking to most of my friends parents, and older people in general, I feel like they always think im the one who gets their kids in trouble

i think sex is overrated

i play video games for long periods of time without moving from the seat, it gives me headaches and makes my eyes more bloodshot than if i smoked pot

I think something or someone was covered up on 9/11

I go to college, but i dont try even 15% as hard as i could, i spend about 1 hour a week studying, mabye 5 actually doing work

if i could i would severely hurt every racist, homophobe and sexist person\

i dont like hats very much

I hate emo kids and scenesters, i think they are full of themselves douchebags but i must admit, i think the girls are kinda cute

at my old house, when my cat used to throw up or hairball in my room, i didnt care enough to clean it up ( i lived in a basement with concrete floors)

[thebathroom]

today at work, we had a carton of milk with the clumps in it so i hid it in the back of one of the fridges. I waited until a scenster came in (we get anywhere from 2 - 8 on any given day) and when he ordered a vanilla latte extra foam i used the clumpy milk. do i feel bad? sort of:upsidedow

[BabyFacedAbortion]

ever since my boyfriend and i broke up, i can't think of having sex with anyone else or even myself, the thought makes me sick to my stomach.

[zephyrinne]

God v2.0, I'm 21... I'll be 22 on March 24.

Here's another confessional.. I've had a bag of garbage sitting beside my front door for a week because I'm too lazy to take it out to the dumpster. :)

[bedake]

I care more about preserving nature, helping animals, and saving fucked ecosystems and enviroments than i care about the fucked up economy and status of the Gov't. Governments can be changed and appealed, once things are gone in nature there is no coming back.

[mrdevious]

i smoke pot:smokin:

hey, this is a forum for good clean fun, we'll have non of your kind here. be gone dope-fiend!

[mrdevious]

I care more about preserving nature, helping animals, and saving fucked ecosystems and enviroments than i care about the fucked up economy and status of the Gov't. Governments can be changed and appealed, once things are gone in nature there is no coming back.

I believe this as well, however I would like the economy to stay strong because otherwise we'll keep polluting with crappy out-dated machinery, rather than developing clean burning technologies.

[bedake]

i can easily ignore the fact that im hungry, sometimes i actually feel like my body is shutting down when i dont eat enough

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Zeph, my bday is MARCH 22!

[PottyMcSmoke]

Yeah I get that, my phone rings but I avoid answering it, I hate talking on the phone.

I eat sweets in my bed, in the dark, when Im stoned :stoned:

noting beats being stoned as fuck, sprawled out on your bed and devouring a fudge round (or something of the sortr).

[PottyMcSmoke]

btw I make great chocolate ;)

[yz250]

I have more feelings for my Beagle then I do for pretty much anyone or anything else,
exp.girlfreind,job and dome ass customers who know everthing about nothing.

[bedake]

Im failing in college because I cant make myself do work, I keep telling my parents that everything is going good, It has absolutely nothing to do with drugs... im a little scared

[UnViaje]

i'm a misanthrope, i gave my friend's mom a dirty sanchez a long time ago in her truck, beat on two dudes n left em shook on the floor [had it coming], i got a teacher fired back in the day for being a bitch with me: hit up a peice saying she touched kids, i threw rocks at a dude i had friction with while he almost drowned, when i'm shit faced off everclear i trip on legend or labrynth if i'm on the brink of poisoning, i believe i must be treated with the utmost respect or else; especially in person or one is then dealt with, sometimes when i'm real stoned i decline food at a friend's house cuz i think i'll forget when to stop munching out, everytime a chick brings a dude on Maury n the kid isnt his I burst out laughing like crazy;especially after she brought more than 5 guys, an annihilated earth is a funny concept, after trusting some i dont trust anyone....

[thebathroom]

my friends never knew the whole story. i don't want sympathy from them, and i don't want them to know where i'm going to be for fear of them trying to track me down. i will, however, send them postcards.

[bedake]

I just left in the middle of my music 251 class, im now sitting in the library while i should be taking notes on Chopin and the romantic era

[PottyMcSmoke]

Even though I have so much shit to do today, and i knew it was going to make me lazy and apathetic, I rushed home after class today to get stoned.....

â??By far the most dangerous foe we have to fight is apathy - indifference from whatever cause, not from a lack of knowledge, but from carelessness, from absorption in other pursuits, from a contempt bred of self satisfactionâ?�
-William Osler, Canadian physician

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I was supposed to go in for a meeting today but because I took too many pills (they are perscribed to me) last night I stayed home and passed out. I'm so fucking lazy.

[kevy cola2]

*I go for walks at 3 am, sometimes hoping ill get robbed

I drink milk from the bottle

i took a leak on the door handles of someones car once, it was an SUV i hate those

i feel awkward talking to most of my friends parents, and older people in general, I feel like they always think im the one who gets their kids in trouble

*i think sex is overrated

i play video games for long periods of time without moving from the seat, it gives me headaches and makes my eyes more bloodshot than if i smoked pot

I think something or someone was covered up on 9/11

I go to college, but i dont try even 15% as hard as i could, i spend about 1 hour a week studying, mabye 5 actually doing work

if i could i would severely hurt every racist, homophobe and sexist person\

i dont like hats very much

I hate emo kids and scenesters, i think they are full of themselves douchebags but i must admit, i think the girls are kinda cute

at my old house, when my cat used to throw up or hairball in my room, i didnt care enough to clean it up ( i lived in a basement with concrete floors)

*except for these I 100% agree dude

"I just left in the middle of my music 251 class, im now sitting in the library while i should be taking notes on Chopin and the romantic era" What a terrible class that was, I failed the shit out of it. You would think music appreciation would come naturally to a stoner, but no it has to be the most boring shitty class there is

[kevy cola2]

actually, I really like touques, so I guess we don't agree on the hat thing

I REALLY LIKE HATS :pimp: HATS OFF TOO ROY HARPER :thumbsup:

[KronicKilla]

somebody owed me 20 bucks so i slashed all 4 of their tires, and another 4 of a snitch

[Nochowderforyou]

I got mad at my cat this morning, so I threw a frozen pound of ground beef at the wall and put a hole in it. :o I'm not kidding either. Frozen beef is like a cannon ball. You want to fuck someone up, use a pound of frozen ground beef. :p

[drinksmokesleep]

I got mad at my cat this morning, so I threw a frozen pound of ground beef at the wall and put a hole in it. :o I'm not kidding either. Frozen beef is like a cannon ball. You want to fuck someone up, use a pound of frozen ground beef. :p

Now i've got a mental picture of muggers going about armed with beef

LMFAO

as for confessions i'll leave them for me deathbed

[dirty raider]

I find it hard to motivate myself to work, every evening I set my alarm and tell myself I'll go to every lecture and do all the work required for my course. Every morning I wake up and do nothing all day.

I tell everyone else I'm doing fine but in reality I'm not even sure I'm doing enough to scrape through my course even though I find alot of what I do bother to do easy.

I'm starting to get a little scared that'll I'll fail and let mainly my parents down after they've funded me to go to University, and alot of the time I hate how I can let myself repeatidly do this.

[beachguy in thongs]

Zephyrinne and BabyFaced, you are my Arian sisters!!!

April 8th.


today at work, we had a carton of milk with the clumps in it so i hid it in the back of one of the fridges. I waited until a scenster came in (we get anywhere from 2 - 8 on any given day) and when he ordered a vanilla latte extra foam i used the clumpy milk. do i feel bad? sort of:upsidedow

I smell criminally negligent homicide.

[bedake]

I like the word terrorism

I used to make bombs and molotv cocktails with myfriends when we lived out in the country, not for violence at all, we were just bored and like to blow things up, did you know something as simple as a balloon filled with acetylene can blow a bucket like a 100 feet in the air? it makes a narley fireball too, sounds like a cannon shot. It was all on private land so i think it was legal hehe.

i dont like people that give up hope to easily

[Nochowderforyou]

I once shot a kid in the hand with a potato gun. I broke it in 2 places. I didn't do it on purpose, but it still makes me smile. :)

[drinksmokesleep]

i got shot by a mate with an air reifle when i was 13 he thought it was funny too
i didnt

[Nochowderforyou]

i got shot by a mate with an air reifle when i was 13 he thought it was funny too
i didnt

Yeah, but it was accident, and it was done by a potato gun. I was 13, tell me someone getting shot with a potato isn't funny.

[bedake]

I shot my brother in the balls with a paintball gun, i found it hilarious, it was an accident but pretty funny

[BabyFacedAbortion]

sometimes I get really mad at my ex boyfriend.
I dont know why.

[thebathroom]

I have done nothing at all today cept smoke some weed and make nachos. But I don't feel bad about it. I got lots of thinking done.

[bedake]

i use my schools t3 connection to research drugs and download video games and music with my laptop, i can get into serious trouble for it, but the schools wireless is so unsecure they are basically asking for it

[VoidLivesOn]

I went to school and didn't learn anything.

[bedake]

I like anime

[thebathroom]

I like anime


Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bedake]

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


meh, i cant deny it, and im not ashamed, but theres only a few i like, i actually didnt get into it at all untill i was 17 and i started taking sleeping pills and watching it with my friends

[yoda]

i really cant afford to skip class anymore, but i skipped guitar(which i LOVE), to chill with this girl im trying to go out with, and i didnt get laid either. i still had a good time though.

[bedake]

i really cant afford to skip class anymore, but i skipped guitar(which i LOVE), to chill with this girl im trying to go out with, and i didnt get laid either. i still had a good time though.


haha there is more to life to getting laid man

[yoda]

haha there is more to life to getting laid man

i know, its why i said i still had a good time. the point is i skipped class which i cant afford to miss.

[bedake]

hehe i cant afford to skip anymore either, yet i skipped my music class today half way through, and my next class i left in the middle

[yoda]

my issue is just making it to class. its such a struggle sometimes for me mentally. like i didnt go to school last semester, and going every day this semester is so different. although i went to work like everyday during 1st semester, but learning is so much different.

[bedake]

I have had serisously shitty quarters, my school goes by quarters, I have class every day at 8 am, which i am late to everday by about 5 minutes, since its so early i swear im half asleep and i cant learn. and then i have like 3 hour gaps, 1st quarter i actually had a 5 hour gap. I commute to school so it is a waste of gas to drive home so i just sit in the library on my laptop jerkin off on the internet, mostly cannabis.com hehe.

[yoda]

I have had serisously shitty quarters, my school goes by quarters, I have class every day at 8 am, which i am late to everday by about 5 minutes, since its so early i swear im half asleep and i cant learn. and then i have like 3 hour gaps, 1st quarter i actually had a 5 hour gap. I commute to school so it is a waste of gas to drive home so i just sit in the library on my laptop jerkin off on the internet, mostly cannabis.com hehe.

now theres a confession there....

[bedake]

I'm learning how to use linux so i can wardrive peoples wireless networks. I dont care about personal information, all i care about is the fact that my city hall's network is unencrypted, id like to see if they have my police records.

Plus i had a chat with my wardriving expert buddy and we were discussing the possibilities of reading CEOs webmail, alot of people participate in insider trading, that makes you a corporate fuckhead, with info of stock trades i have possibilities


haha yea... i also got a thing for jerkin off in public librarys ohhhhhh man what a turn on!

[BizzleLuvin]

i havent eaten dinner, im hungry but too lazy to eat. i cant dance.

[mrdevious]

i havent eaten dinner, im hungry but too lazy to eat. i cant dance.

No, I can't dance! compared to me you're the lord of the dance. Just trust me on this one.

[bedake]

anyone can dance, you just gotta close your eyes and feel the beat hehe that was corney... look at the guy in my avatar, any song i listen to he dances to it, it freaks me out man!

[bedake]

I cant seem to stop buying cigarettes, I used to smoke a pack a day for like 2 years, and then quit cold turkey. But I cant seem to stop buying em, like i only smoke like 2 packs a week, mabye even one, but i just cant stop buying em. Ill tell myself its the last one but ill buy another pack. It really sucks, its not like im just blowin money away like a pack a day but its still stupid of me. I enjoy smoking while on drugs, and driving; the driving part really gets me since i have to drive like 30 mins to school everyday. Argh ill get off em one day, I think this pack im on right now will truely be my last... im serious!

[beachguy in thongs]

I went to a club that was having a halloween party with a radio station and $500 prize for craziest costume as "Jason in G-strings", with Barbecue Sauce smeared all over me and a hockey mask. Everyone said I was gonna win, then an employee came up to me and said that I couldn't "show ass". :stoned:

[sticktoit]

Confession: i am blown away on painkillers tonight.... had surgery on friday and have painkillers cuz of that...so i am makin' use of them. ain't got no smokin' shiznit right now so i gotta get my high some how. Right??? but shit i'd rather be huffin' on a big 'ole bonga!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

[Skink]

I eat sweets in my bed, in the dark, when Im stoned :stoned:
Me to Ha!

[Skink]

sometimes I get really mad at my ex boyfriend.
I dont know why.
Thats the hate stage,your almost there,the stage were you know you did the right thing...

[PottyMcSmoke]

I'm really racist and dont realize it.

[chisme]

i created a thread similar to this one a while back and i really enjoyed it.

POST YOUR DAILY CONFESSIONS HERE

its therapeutic!

ill start: my farts have been smelling unusually rank this week. i havent showered in 24 hours. my lips are chapped but i cant stop licking them. i had an ice cream bar for lunch


havent found a job for 1 week now unemployment blows and laugths at the same time lol................this one time i couldnt find a rolling paper so i used traceing paper from the school toilets....desprate




bizzle good girls dont fart!!!:D :D :D only skeivee stoners fart!

- jay silent bob . Trent

[yz250]

i wake up at 6am to eat E and a little trip so i can be by my self and not have to explaine why my eys cant open and my teeth are braking into little peices due to the jaw chatter that can be heard two houses down,listening to drum and base while trying to dance in liquad looking like a goone.

[bedake]

i wake up at 6am to eat E and a little trip so i can be by my self and not have to explaine why my eys cant open and my teeth are braking into little peices due to the jaw chatter that can be heard two houses down,listening to drum and base while trying to dance in liquad looking like a goone.



fabulous haha!!
but i gotta admit ive never heard of anyone poppin a pill by themself at 6 in the morning. I was wondering the other day actually, what is rolling like by yourself? Any time i do it im usually with like several other peoples

[F L E S H]

I went to a club that was having a halloween party with a radio station and $500 prize for craziest costume as "Jason in G-strings", with Barbecue Sauce smeared all over me and a hockey mask. Everyone said I was gonna win, then an employee came up to me and said that I couldn't "show ass". :stoned:
Beachguy in Thongs dressed as Jason in G-String? Oh, the irony...

I fninished school in december but I still don't work.

[orangeman]

I talk to my self pretending it's my gf at nights when I didnt see her that day or when she's sleep when I try to call her. It's fuckin embarassing lol.

[ImStonedNILikeIt]

:cool: I'd do angliana jolie with my nine inch dildo!

hehe just kidding....

I like CCR, Stever miller band,and oldies......much more then i do now-a-days music.

[zephyrinne]

I just smoked a bowl, when what I SHOULD be doing is studying for this exam that I have tomorrow. I suck.

[Fabolous]

Well i just called my school disrict try to allow me to go back to the past school i was kick out of.. i started to give the fine facts to the SuperIntendent so i could get a relase to go back... and i guess he didn't like hafe of the facts i was giving him about the school and other personal resons why i wanna go back...

and now there to a point he said befor he hang up on me that he's gonna call the police.... so right now at the moment i am in a bit of confused on why he is gonna do that... i just got a phone call from the police saying that there coming to my house to ask quetions and shit..... so now i gotta clean up my house and not make it smell like pot :( ..... this shit makes no since i hate school leaders !!

[VoidLivesOn]

I have no life.

And I don't care.

[friendowl]

today i feel like getting drunk and i hate alcohol
i better not drink cuz the s on my chest just grows

[seedlessinsc]

I have been married 20 years to A WOMAN i COULD NOT STAND FOR 19 OF THOSE AND AM TO MUCH A PUSSY TO JUST GO

[w4terb0ng]

I have been married 20 years to A WOMAN i COULD NOT STAND FOR 19 OF THOSE AND AM TO MUCH A PUSSY TO JUST GO


damn dude. if it's that bad, LEAVE. been there. BUT, i wasn't married for 20 years. lol. i couldn't have made myself stay around that long. get the hell out, cause it will only get worse.

you don't wanna go to jail for choking her down do you?

[Nochowderforyou]

Today I threw a snowball/iceball at some guys face who fingered me from his truck. All I was doing was walking down the road, 4 guys in their company truck, one guy said, "hey", I looked, and he fingered me. I let him have it though. I just had 2 fillings done at the dentist that cost me $300, so I would have snapped and cracked that fucker.

I'm okay now though. :)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

*I miss the days when I was a "punk rawker" (bout 3 years ago) and everything my friends and I did was fun, and created chaos some how.
*My best friend last night asked me "When are we going to stop running from ourselves?" and I couldn't answer her, nor could I stop crying.
*I'm going out tonight with a friend of mine I haven't talked to since the summer, in reality I'm using him for alcohol.
*I should be cleaning my room right now in preperation for a very intense weekend that's been planned, but I'm way too lazy.

[friendowl]

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahhah
fucking seedless thats funny
but maybe no one ever told you
all husbands hate their wives
its cuz shes selfish and greedy

[KronicKilla]

I get really pissed at my ex because sometimes she has no common sense and thinks she knows what she is talking about, when she really doesnt

[beachguy in thongs]

Beachguy in Thongs dressed as Jason in G-String? Oh, the irony...

I fninished school in december but I still don't work.
What did you major in?

[sticktoit]

I'M A CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHA! :D

[seedlessinsc]

damn dude. if it's that bad, LEAVE. been there. BUT, i wasn't married for 20 years. lol. i couldn't have made myself stay around that long. get the hell out, cause it will only get worse.

you don't wanna go to jail for choking her down do you?


you are right ... Its just every time I am ready she somehow senses it and chills for awhile...but i am gonna choke her and i dont see it getting any better.(she dont toke either and doesnt know I still do...oh thats another confession!:(

[w4terb0ng]

oh man. yeah, you should split. quickly.

[Jennifer K]

I helped myself to a shit load of tampons from work today! Oh god I feel sooo guilty. NOT!:dance: :dance: :stoned:

[yz250]

fabulous haha!!
but i gotta admit ive never heard of anyone poppin a pill by themself at 6 in the morning. I was wondering the other day actually, what is rolling like by yourself? Any time i do it im usually with like several other peoples
take three to start then two later and put on some trance.sit in the middle of the couch and and just chill.best experience of my life.You will go places in body and mind that has never been reached before....bring a mouth a peace.

[bedake]

this morning at around 2 AM I gave a bag of weed that was pressed up against my balls under my boxers to a cop..... and another bag of weed that was in a DXM bottle in my pocket. I got let off free... my brother didnt

[BizzleLuvin]

i have a candida fungal infection on the corners of my mouth from taking antibiotics. i havent done my calc homework and i know by now that its not gonna get done.

[da haze meister]

i have a candida fungal infection on the corners of my mouth from taking antibiotics. i havent done my calc homework and i know by now that its not gonna get done.
lawl that sucks...
i havent done my english homework and i got so mad about losing my memory card that i broke my remote. then, a speaker from my surround sound fell on my head which held the key to my stash box and as i went to stash that key under an african head thing i found my memory card.

[yoda]

i let out a fart and it staaaank

[hoodedclum]

i piss in the sink occasionally, just out of lazyness. i know .. im going straight to hell

[drinksmokesleep]

well.........i thought my confessions would only be for my deathbed..........but you never know.....i might actualy just blow my brains out with this shotgun..........who knows........in short self pity aside..................i have fucked up my life and wish i wasn't such a coward cos i would do it...........bang

[Swizzy89304]

I always get horny when I smoke a bowl. So I always have a hand-shandy when I smoke.

[Swizzy89304]

i piss in the sink occasionally, just out of lazyness. i know .. im going straight to hell

When Im feeling really lazy, Ill go and pee outside instead of walking upstairs to the loo.

[Swizzy89304]

Oh shit, and Im supposed to go to the Job Centre tomorrow about claiming Jobseekers Allowance... and I havent got any proof that Ive been looking for work these past two weeks.
Mainly because Ive been getting stoned and playing The Sims 2 instead.

[drinksmokesleep]

FOOOK i had to go to the job centre today...perhaps thats why i am suicidal lol

[hoodedclum]

i used to be a woman

[mike jones]

skipped class for the 4th day in a row today, feeling pretty guilty about it hehe. but then again, who doesn't love a 6-day weekend :stoned:

[Nochowderforyou]

Today, I laughed to myself at a retarded person, and felt good about it.

[Nochowderforyou]

I piss outside more than I do inside.

[drinksmokesleep]

Today, I laughed to myself at a retarded person, and felt good about it.
Thats just down right sick

[Nochowderforyou]

Thats just down right sick

Yup, that's me. :D

[drinksmokesleep]

LOL whatever gets you off bud LOL

[bedake]

i took my math final for this quarter today.... i got around a 6 %

[friendowl]

about a year ago some fool asked me to put a roll of carpet in my garage.
i kept that shit outside in the rain.he came last night to pick it up and i told
him my garage roof was leaking.

[BizzleLuvin]

i ate two chicken quesadilla hotpockets, i ate meat for the first time in three years. i also skipped calculus and didnt wear underwear

[newbie1232]

- I never do my homwork, I do it at the beggining of the class that it is due at.

- I have never done any drugs, but I visit this forum anyway.. >_>

[bedake]

- I have never done any drugs, but I visit this forum anyway.. >_>


strange....

I dont masturbate but i occasionally check out porn sites.... SUUUUURREEEE haha j/k dude

[Swizzy89304]

My penis is curved.

[PlainMJ]

Zeph, my bday is MARCH 22!


hey mine too!! :dance:

[Nochowderforyou]

I have never watched a porno movie, from begginning to finish in one sitting.

[Jeff Spicoli]

I have never watched a porno movie, from begginning to finish in one sitting.
I wonder if anyone here has, haha..
~I tell my parents I try in school and I usually sleep for at least 20 minutes in every period, lol

[PlainMJ]

I broke up with my bf on x-mas, but it really wasn't my idea or what I wanted, just happened to be the day I got fed up with it all.

I miss him terribly, but I see him every day.

He wanted to rent a room from me after yet he couldn't move in with me when we were together-I secretly wanted the move but said no.

I paste a smile on my face every day and force myself to not let the whole thing get to me, when sometimes all I really want is to grovel at his feet.

And yet, I totally believe that I'm better off and that I don't need him at all.

Contradicting, isn't it, to want something and at the same time not want it either.

Other:

I love my parents, but can't stand living with them. Yay new house!

I'm a total MTG freak....loving Guildpact right now. If you don't know what that is...uh, let's just say I admit I'm a total dork and leave it at that, lol. :p

If you took me out to a movie or to the bookstore for a date, you've pretty much got me hooked. If you bring me flowers too you're booked for the next couple of months guaranteed. If you bring me weed, that's just awesome...

Sometimes i just want to say "fuck it" re: life. Then I go have a ciggie or a j and mellow, lol. :dance:

I need a fuck buddy, but the well seems dry. What happened to friends with benefits????

So there's my confession (or confessions). :thumbsup:

[PlainMJ]

damn, did I just take up a whole page????? LOL

[newbie1232]

MTG rocks, I played that until like 6th grade, I was the master of that game, we would have tournaments and stuff, it was awesome.

[yoda]

i sold some of my video games today to buy bud

[Swizzy89304]

I miss tokosan.

[rdizzle12]

Today I sat at my computer for probably 6 hours straight and I wasn't even high.

I wasn't planning on smoking today because I am trying to quit but I smoked anyway.

I ate a Tony's Four Cheese Pizza for dinner.

:rasta:

[Caruso329]

I popped a 30mg 12 hour extended release Adderall this morning at about 10:30 am.

I've only bought 1 book this semester and I have 4 classes that require books. I had a test in a class today and didn't study a bit, didn't read the book, just went to class. I've made A's on the previous 3 tests, I think I made an 'A' on this one.

I just smoked a bowl and a Capri 120 girly cigarette.

I'm stoned as shit and going to eat a yellow bear now.

[thebathroom]

I just spent the whole day with my best friend and I think she is as boring as a pile of rocks.

[rdizzle12]

I again swore today I wasn't going to smoke but for some reason I got high again. Weed just keeps coming to me!

I've been realizing over this past week that weed is really the only thing that relaxes me and cures my stress.

I am in LOVE with weed.

[bedake]

I had a vegetarian pizza today... it had too many onions on it, i dont mind onions but there was just way too many...

[Reefer Rogue]

I was late for class today coz i was smoking a joint. Oh wait, that's everyday...

[thebathroom]

I don't think I'm going to shower today.

[psychocat]

I got away with not paying for my ex's passport photo to be signed today even though I knew cash was still owed.We spent the money on a Chinese takeaway.

[yz250]

I like big butts and I cant not lie......

[highjinx]

iv done nuthin but smoke dooby's and post shite all fookn day!:D :thumbsup:

[buddymyfriend]

iv done nuthin but smoke dooby's and post shite all fookn day!:D :thumbsup:

Same here apart from having hit the skins this morning! Always a great day to start the day, then a nice fatty!

PEace

Buddy

[highjinx]

yeah it sucks though, i only got a bit for 1 more j left!:(
so after thet ill have to get ready an go get some more!:smokin:
damn im lazy! lol:D :thumbsup:

[PlainMJ]

I spread a rumor today at work about this one chick who keeps spreading rumors about me....bitch....I know, bad karma, but still....

how come people have to be in everyone else's business?

[potsmokingnome]

I only shower every other day, sometimes I shower on the 3 rd day...dirty little gnome!!

I haven't talked to my Dad, and My sister in 3 years and I don't ever wanna see them again!! <---- you fuck with my wife you fuck with me!!!!

[8675309]

My Chinese New Year money is going to marijuana.

Sorry mom and dad.

[thebathroom]

Everyday, the purolater man comes in and orders an extra large black coffee and he tells me these jokes that aren't even the slightest bit funny. And I try and laugh at them but force smiling hurts my face. Today I decided I wasn't going to fake it, but he actually told a funny joke. I'm so glad.

[bedake]

I went to class today at 8 AM but i didnt make it.... I slept in my car in the schools parking lot

[highjinx]

iv done nuthin but smoke dooby's and post shite all fookn day!:D :thumbsup:

lol same today!:stoned: :thumbsup:

[Nochowderforyou]

I called in sick to work today when I wasn't really sick. They're making me work all weekend, so I don't feel so bad. :)

[drinksmokesleep]

I sat about all day an did fuck all apart from smoke dope............and I have a stack of things i should have done........Oooooooops
:dance: But Im really stoned and Mellow about it lol:thumbsup:

[psychocat]

I screwed up an interview for a job cause I was so stoned I forgot what I was talking about during the answer to a simple question.

[friendowl]

one of my coworkers is driving
me crazy with sexual tension
she says things that make my
penis hard like "hello"

[w4terb0ng]

tell her if she does't suck your pecker, you're going to file a sexual harrassment suit on her. lol.

[Nochowderforyou]

I'm sleepy.

[Skink]

one of my coworkers is driving
me crazy with sexual tension
she says things that make my
penis hard like "hello"
Yea Hello will do it....

[stoneman]

I havent smoked except once in the last 7 months due to drugtesting.
i am the most apathetic i have ever been, We had a 200 problem worksheet in geometry, i did none of it, the last two tests ive had in phisiology i didnt even bother to study.

i miss my ex girlfriend horribly, and want her back, even though ive figured out she had been cheating on me. I despise her for the desicions she has made (is now going out with her ex who treats her like shit, is an idoit, asshole, fat, and wigger. and is hiding it from her parents ) but she is the first thing i think of when i wake up, and last thing i think of when i go to bed, but it hurts to even look at her. She still occasionaly asks me to do things with her(of course when her boyfriends at work) but i dont want to become "just a friend" and lose my chance of ever getting her back. i dont know if im wrong in this or not, because sometimes it seems that nomatter how much it would hurt, it would be worth it to see her and hear her voice, and smell her scent once again.

During my lunch hour i go home, by myself, and just sit there. What the fuck?

although it doesnt look like it. I honestly cant remember the last time i felt hungry, and usually the only meal i eat is dinner, and maybe some crackers at lunch or something.

Im constantly bored and lonely, but i often dont bother reply to even my bestfriends IM's or phonecalls, and i dont even know why.

i go to sleep to avoid making desicions and dealing with my life.

I am terrified of people. i hate my self for that.

If i could change anything about myself, it would be that i was social.

I love my work, it gives me a time where im not dwelling on my thoughts.

The way i act around people is a complete farce. For some reason i am always acting like a happy weirdo. But thats better than acting how i really feel and have everyone hate me because they think im some fake, depressed emo kid.

Dashboard confessionals is my guilty pleasure.

I dont share my emotions with anyone, for fear of being ridiculed.

[friendowl]

damn stoneman
life is a bitch
if i could prescribe something to cheer you up
it would be something like this.

1/2 oz of dank per week for life
a new vehicle of your choice
get a girlfriend and a fuckbuddy
go on a long road trip with some good friends.
grow some plants.
that should keep you busy till your ready to suffer.

[w4terb0ng]

uhhhhhhhh.... you forgot salvia.

[dark0ne]

shhh i told my ex to meet me for dinner, so i can appologize for my stupidness. I also told my other friend to meet me at the same restraunt. she realy hates my ex, and she's a 200 lb bull dyke. i only wish i had a video camra.

[w4terb0ng]

shhh i told my ex to meet me for dinner, so i can appologize for my stupidness. I also told my other friend to meet me at the same restraunt. she realy hates my ex, and she's a 200 lb bull dyke. i only wish i had a video camra.


lmao.

[Fishmon]

Sometimes I feel like I am living life under ice and I am looking for an air pocket.:confused:

[PlainMJ]

I got shit faced after work today with my boss...I love my job :thumbsup:

[Shelbay]

My husband is out of state right now..will be gone a few weeks..and when we were talking he asked me could he go to a certain club..so anyway I am at my g/f's and her son is 24...he is just sexy and smart..he asked me to put lotion on his back for him today and talk about sexual tension..anyway nothing happened but I did think about it. I have never done anything like that before...and he is Hispanic..totally sexy..

[Garden Knowm]

one of my coworkers is driving
me crazy with sexual tension
she says things that make my
penis hard like "hello"


WOW

LADIES.. this sums up OUR(MEN) whole existence..

The truth is NOW known..


WELL said friend!!!

love

[Swizzy89304]

I missed my appointment to claim Jobseekers Allowance, and Im gonna go in next week (when I havent got an appointment) and pretend that I thought it was that Tuesday, instead of the one before.

I spend money that I dont have (e.g I bought a lamp with the money that my mate is gonna give me for my pistol, but he hasnt paid me yet. Ive bought some more Lowryder seeds, saying to my parents that Im gonna pay them when I get my £ from the Jobcentre... yet I didnt actually go to claim the benefits).

I eat like a fuckin horse.

Im a fat bastard, and proud of it. You wanna mess with me? I sit on you, you scrawny assholes!

I only like skinny chicks cos fat girls are fat, and the rolls turn me off. Although I am proud of my own rolls.

I rang 'Quizmania' twenty times in a row, and still didnt get through even though I knew the answer for the £1000 question and they had to give out a hint 30 mins after I knew the answer because no-one got it right (the answer was Sushi).

I put bread and old food out on the lawn just so birds will come down and eat it. Then I can shoot them and eat them, because Ive never tried woodpigeon before and the bastards always fly off in the field I shoot at because they see my heffalump like body coming.

I dont like big boobs. I prefer smaller baps, because when your cock is between them, it makes it look bigger.

[altagid]

WOW

LADIES.. this sums up OUR(MEN) whole existence..

Well speak for yourself Knowm! I would never even dream of having sex with someone I didnt really really love. And since the only person I really really love is myself - well this works out very convenient!

;)


PS 'tis true. 95% of hetero men are like Owl and the other 5% are lying. But once every few years I see a woman who is so beautiful it makes me ache inside. A completely different sensation from the regular cooz hound hard on.

[Toffee]

radiohead are so depressing, though they have great songs

[thebathroom]

I write short stories on all my paper money and act equally confused when people ask me about it.

[thebathroom]

the only food i ate and will eat today is cereal

[yoda]

i got a 44% on my math test, that i didnt study for and i never do hw for the class cause its algebra, and i hate math

[friendowl]

some girls shirt was missing a button
she was talking to me and i didnt hear
a word she said.then when she finished
yapping i responded to her chest by nodding yes

[Nochowderforyou]

I laughed really hard today at a dead baby joke, and I don't feel bad.

And yoda, if you ever need help in algebra, I did a full year of it at college. It's quite easy once you understand, so ask anytime. e-mail:

[email protected]

[bedake]

I just woke up at 4:30 PM

[chisme]

meh, i cant deny it, and im not ashamed, but theres only a few i like, i actually didnt get into it at all untill i was 17 and i started taking sleeping pills and watching it with my friends


legend of the overfiend.




have fun:thumbsup:

[BizzleLuvin]

Dashboard confessionals is my guilty pleasure.



mine too. and blink 182:o
i stole an Alkaline Trio shirt from my friend dana, i was helping her move and i went thru a bag of her stuff while she was getting lunch and i just snatched up the shirt and put it in my knapsack. i cant help but be fatally attracted to anything marginally emo or punk or weed or cheese related. im such a boob
sometimes.

i had a dream last night where i went to a victorias secret that was over a gardening center, and i went in asking if thier underwear was made from organic cotton. they werent sure but a cashier gave me the name of a shop that sold organic clothing and i spent $58 on one pair baby socks

then i dreamed that i was a lesbian truck driver from a well-to-do rich family. my truck was all fancy but the pedals were too low so i could hardly drive without getting foot cramps. i went around to Hood college to pick up women by asking them if they wanted to see my truck

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

I left the toilet seat up this morning.


..oh and i killed some guy.

[thebathroom]

i didnt eat any fruit today.

[highjinx]

i wasted another day sitting on this bastard PC chair!:stoned:

[BizzleLuvin]

i have been very very depressed lately. whenever someone tries to comfort me, for some reason i get angry at them and blow them off. im starting to really anger my friends. when i am depressed, i eat very unhealthily. por ejemplo, hoy come una chimichanga con BIFE como mi almuerzo y helado de fresca para (i cant decide whether its 'por' o 'para') desayuno. anyway, i have this relentless habit of speaking spanglish, especially when im typing.

during calculus today I asked Cole to borrow his calculator. he says to me 'you're always borrowing things from me, go buy yourself your own crap'. i was absolutely fuming at this respone (cole and i never get along anyhow). so while he was at the board doing a problem, i snatched his calculator, to it to la bana de mujeras conmigo, and submerged it in a sinkfull of water. i left it there then went back to class and asked again to borrow his calculator.

i have a stomach ulcer from all this stress. honestly im glad it there because it gets me out of class and its something tangible and legitimate que puedo me quemo sobre.

i got stuck in two hours of standstill traffic yesterday. but i realized i would rather get stuck in traffic like that again than eat dinner with my family. so today i skipped dinner and told my moms i was stuck in traffic and that i was going to stop somewhere else to eat. i went to WaWa and bought a huge cup of coffee (breaking my year-long my vow to drink only organic, free-trade, indpendent coffee and tea) and a bag of flamin' hot cheetos. then i smoked a huge joint in the parking lot and went home and fell asleep. i never did finish my homework or talk to my moms.

i bought six vicodans and two percoset today.

[stangle12]

i was kinda in the same situation. my advice to you is to quit the opiates. that spun me into some crazy depression. The hardest part is to get out of the vortex. i advise you to go to a music concert. I went and saw queen, and it helped me a whole bunch.
i took a week off from all drugs, and then started smokin buds again, and i felt alot better. Soul searching is good.

[BizzleLuvin]

i was kinda in the same situation. my advice to you is to quit the opiates. that spun me into some crazy depression. The hardest part is to get out of the vortex. i advise you to go to a music concert. I went and saw queen, and it helped me a whole bunch.
i took a week off from all drugs, and then started smokin buds again, and i felt alot better. Soul searching is good.
most, if not all, of my depression is high-school and college related, i hardly think the painkillers have started anything seeing as i havent taken a pill in over sixth months. though i do admit that i am potentially damaging myself by taking those pills, because i KNOW i will take them. a while ago i was addicted to hydrocodone and i know very well the consequences. BUT I LOVE PAINKILLERS. anyway, during my time of depression, i saw g.love and special sauce LIVE at one of my favorite venues EVER! i shook his hand and had so much fun...and i was completely sober. i was on a happiness high for only a short while and i soon fell back into depression with the onslaught of more bad news. im the kind of person that just bitches and moans about being depressed and doesnt actually do anything about about it. so thats another confession of mine.
another confession: i just totally dissed you when u tried to help me. see what i mean????? im just stubborn and i dont like asking for help and i dont care to do anything about my problems. i apreciate your help but i just have this bad habit of withdrawling from life in general when i am down. i really hate it but i dont care enough to change it.
i hate my shrink. all she does is keep me waiting for two hours, writes me a thrity seconf prescription then charges me treinta dolares

[nuggetgirl]

Okay, you wanna hear the worst confession of all? I am going to be 22 on monday. I am married to a wonderful man and have a beautiful son. But my husband hates me...I mean, he's always trying to make me someone I'm not. His brother is 23, and everytime I get drunk we mess around. I am in LOVE with his brother. But his brother is too chickenshit to admit he loves me too. Or maybe he's just using me? I dunno. I'm thinking about moving to mexico..just to get away from it all. But the really wrong thing is, everyone thinks me and his brother are like brother and sister. We're not blood relation, but this is how our relationship has been for 6 years.
Oh how it feels to love a man who is using you.
Ecspecially when it's your best friend.

Niki

[BizzleLuvin]

my left breast feels very heavy today, it almost hurts.

[friendowl]

i think nuggetgirl is headed for disaster.
check yourself before you wreck yourself
ive seen people get really hurt in this type
of situation

[nuggetgirl]

I'd never admit it...not to anyone. And I know that he would always keep the secret. But it just sucks to know you love someone and be too late and already married to do anything about it. Reality bites...........

[friendowl]

its never too late.
but remember
they are brothers
you are just a girl
if your man finds out
the brother will forget about you quickly.
the worst thing you could do
you have already done.
be careful

[bedake]

Me and a few highschool buddies i played soccer with throughout the days of old tried playing again just for fun... I am so out of shape it is pathetic, sure i can run and all but god damn i probably cant even run a mile anymore

Im gonna start running again, mabye it was just the cold air

[higher4hockey]

^ i started running three weeks ago. it feels great!! i would highly recommend it mate~

[Maxburns]

Hi BizzleLuvin,

Dun mind if I add you in my buddy list, hope to know frens from all around the world!

Max



i created a thread similar to this one a while back and i really enjoyed it.

POST YOUR DAILY CONFESSIONS HERE

its therapeutic!

ill start: my farts have been smelling unusually rank this week. i havent showered in 24 hours. my lips are chapped but i cant stop licking them. i had an ice cream bar for lunch

[thebathroom]

I at at mcdonalds today


.....:(

But it was for free

[yoda]

i willingly watch american idol with my mom

i dissed two of my friends today, who were gonna meet back up with me at the store i was at talking about a job, and i just went home cause i didnt feel like chilling with them.

[higher4hockey]

For some reason, and I don't know why. I despise Italians. It's really starting to bother me. I don't know why I feel this way, I don't know how it started, but I feel really bad about it and I want to stop feeling the way I do. But for some silly reason, I can't help it. Take for instance when I'm out drinking, if someone gets me started on Italians, I'll pretty much offend every Italian in the bar and make a fool of myself.

[drinksmokesleep]

i started drinking before four oclock......when i expressly said to myself no drinking till after four......and i lost enough for a joint

[Kryzco]

I've been on cannabis.com for nearly 12 hours sober

and i haven't had any sleep

and i hate this one bastard who broke my little heart who coming by today :(

[LIP]

I've been in a bad mood since i was 6 years old.

I beat someone up while another person held them for no reason. (This is my point about alcohol, it makes me angry, but weed doesnt)

[Kryzco]

Okay, you wanna hear the worst confession of all? I am going to be 22 on monday. I am married to a wonderful man and have a beautiful son. But my husband hates me...I mean, he's always trying to make me someone I'm not. His brother is 23, and everytime I get drunk we mess around. I am in LOVE with his brother. But his brother is too chickenshit to admit he loves me too. Or maybe he's just using me? I dunno. I'm thinking about moving to mexico..just to get away from it all. But the really wrong thing is, everyone thinks me and his brother are like brother and sister. We're not blood relation, but this is how our relationship has been for 6 years.
Oh how it feels to love a man who is using you.
Ecspecially when it's your best friend.

Niki

Girl I feel you, I got a similar problem!!!!

"Oh how it feels to love a man who is using you.
Ecspecially when it's your best friend."

yup, thats the bastard I was talkin about

[imagoober]

i have to confess that i have been in a really bad mood lately because ive been dry for 2 months now, and i cant pick any up because i have a suspended license! oh and today also happens to me my b-day, i always some on my b-day! F**k

[Kryzco]

oh man that blows major

well if I was in cali I'd smoke ya out

happy birthday man

[nuggetgirl]

TODAY IS ALSO ME AND MY SON'S BIRTHDAY!
My confession for today is...
I wish I could kill a clown.
I have always hated clowns, I don't think they're very funny.
And I also wish that all the people who think I want cake and icecream would just leave me alone.
Maybe I don't want to get older ya know?
Oh well...smile for the camera.

[imagoober]

thanks Kryzco!:)


I wish I could kill a clown.
I have always hated clowns, I don't think they're very funny.
ROFLMA:D i understand others try to make birthdays out to be just to much sometimes! i used to have the same problem, now im just content with acknowledgment! happy b-day to you and your son!

[BizzleLuvin]

i ate swedish fish and tea folr breakfast.

[bedake]

I woke up at 5:30 pm today, I went to sleep at 7AM this morning

[king kong bong]

i got me fingers stuck in me bum...

[nuggetgirl]

I totally got drunk in the car on my way to my college study group meeting.

[StickyFinger]

it 05.05am

aahhhhhh

[StickyFinger]

its 06.22

[C4nn4Bliss]

Forgive me father for ii have sinned

I broke an expensive piece of equipment at work and covered it up:(

[BlazinHaze]

I got out of bed at 4:30 pm yesterday, and I only got up because my boyfriend was about to come home from work...

[JunkYard]

I could have had sex today, but was too lazy to put in the work./shrug

[Kryzco]

I watched the rock and roll hall of fame and cried when Metallica came on

God I'm queer but I love those fuckers especially my sexiness

and I'm mad that they played Ironman and I wasn't there to see it in person!!!!

and also I've been denying food for about 4 days now

[graph]

Just to be funny, I downloaded porn on someone's work computer...


...and not the normal kind of porn.

[beachguy in thongs]

Caffeine Free Porn? :what:

Or, Chicken Porn? :confused:

[graph]

little bit of both

[Powder Puff]

I'm a real boy!

[SmokeyPotter]

I'm planning on hooking up with a guy this evening after I work. Buttsecks? I hope ;)

[BizzleLuvin]

i got my car towed today cause my tags expired in OCTOBER!! bitches.......

[BizzleLuvin]

got my car towed today cause my tags expired in OCTOBER, and i got to ride home in the cop car; which immediatly set off my preverted brain into fanstasize mode.

[BizzleLuvin]

sorry bout the re-post u guys

[texstang65]

The best sex I ever had, I was waaaaay stoned and had a Viagra, made her squirt (absolutely incredible), fucked like a RACEHORSE for 4 solid hours, unfortuneately it wasn't my wife.

Whoa...never told another living soul about that...thanks for letting me get that off my chest!

[BizzleLuvin]

i told u it was therapeutic

[thebathroom]

I have been high for almost a week straight. I got high at work and smoked someone out for the first time and they freaked out. It was pleasant. I think I'll do it again.

[yoda]

it was my 2nd day of work this morning and i was already bullshitting to kill time and get it done.

[texstang65]

I think Im in love with Bizzle....

[drinksmokesleep]

i drank too much again

[yoda]

i was talking to a marine recruiter today at the office. he asked me the alst time i smoked marijuana, and i told him last night. i had to leave(which i was happy to) cause i did, but the reality is i smoked today at work during my break ;)

[drinksmokesleep]

i took a dump in a public toilet and stank it out so bad the next guy who came in eyes wtered

[drinksmokesleep]

Im still drinking ans smoking at its like 430 am ohhhhhhhhh dear