mstone20
02-25-2006, 04:58 PM
You guys are gonna love this one. My best friend finally decided to try out the goods last night. I had been occasionally asking him if he wanted to for the past few months, no pressure you know cause no one likes that much, but I could kinda tell he was curious but was afraid of testing and mostly his bitchy wife. She's got him on a leash people, I mean a damn choker! He doesn't even smoke cigs, so you could imagine how this one went. We did the vape first, he liked it, not nearly as harsh as a bong, but said he didn't feel much only lightheaded. This kind of aggravated me because the shit i've been getting is really good, 90 for a half o when it's usually 75 or 80. Crystals, red hair, pale green, you know that kind of stuff. Then we broke out the big bong(over two and a half feet), which I should have known better for letting a beginner do. He had no idea when to stop toking, he took a monster hit and cleared it all, even all of us stay away from hits that big! OMG, he almost immediately choked on dick, hacking around and he almost threw up. I couldn't hardly get off the floor laughing I was so baked. He said his throat was on fire and kept clearing his throat every five seconds for like forty five minutes which I couldn't stop laughing about either. But that one did the trick though. I could almost see his eyes draw up and sprout red veins as it was happening. Then his wife called again wondering where we were and he had to tell her that I got pulled over for a busted headlight and that's what took so long. I mean what's the sense of having a wife or girlfriend if you have to lie like that and can't relate to each other. I gave him a couple coughdrops and rolaids and we went back to his house, laughing over nothing the whole way. When we got to his house, I couldn't even look at his wife, I had to keep my back turned because I had such a huge grin on my face and couldn't get rid of it, the kind of smile only smoking gives. Then he had to lie again and say he didn't smoke, and I said he probably got a contact from sitting at the kitchen table with me while I did it. I swear that shit made it look like her asscrack chin had grown five inches more than normal, it almost shimmered! After that he ate a whole big bag of doritos in ten minutes and we had a pint of jim beam black and some beer and I called a cab and went home about midnight. I just hope he's not too scared of smoke now. Sorry for such a long post, but just wanted to share.