ok, so i think my cat is addicted.

[smokiesmoke]

it all started a few weeks ago when this friend of mine told me that i could get my cat, pumpkin, high. we were just chilling, smoking and listening to music and anyway he was petting my cat and said "hey lets get pumpkin high!" and i was like "does that really work?!" and so anyway we took pumpkin into the small bathroom and hotboxed a joint.. and blew it in her face. it kind of pissed pumpkin off but then we could totally tell she was high and we were laughing out asses of. she started just aimlessly walking around the livingroom, and rolling around meowing, and then she started staring at the wall and hissing. WTF!?! she must have been seriously tripping. after about a 1/2 hour she went to sleep and didnt wake up until the next morning.


so, it happens to be saturday and i decided i will light up to start the day off fresh. i smoke up by myself and when i get out my cat smelt it i think, and anyway she made a b-line to my bathroom and started meowing at me. i laughed my head off, and decided i would take a couple more hits, with the cat, since it seemed obvious that she wanted to be high again. i was glad that i had this new little smoking buddy who liked getting high with me.
i decided to smoke again that afternoon and night, both times i got my cat high with me. i figured it was pretty harmless and i liked pumpkins company while smoking, shes really a wonderfull cat. at this time i thought it was completely harmless...boy was i wrong...



ok so sunday morning i wake up, and as soon as my cat sees me she walks twords the batroom door and starts meowing and scratching the door. ok so this is getting a little weird i thought, so i decided to smoke by myself this morning. ( i know i shouldn't reallyyyy be smoking in the morning but it was a weekend so whatever...) as i smoke (with door closed obviously. and also i should mention i live in an apt so there is backyard or anything, and i dont want to stink the place up so i smoke in the bathroom) all of a sudden pumpkin starts FREAKING OUT, like screaming and running againt the door and meowing and crying etc...and i yelled "PUMKIN SERIOUSLY CHILL OUT!!!!" when i came out of the bathroom to calm pumpkin down she gave me the saddest look, like "why did you not smoke with me??" and looked really upset, and i didnt want to upset her so i smoked her out again. the story goes on for a week and a half of the same thing. me smoking her out usually once a day in the afternoon or night.


ive noticed that pumpkin never crawls out the window and goes outside anymore, she just sleeps all day and i think shes gained weight. she just really lazy and fat now and, she walks slower and stuff..i dont think its healthy for her. but if i smoke by myself she freaks out and slams herself agains the door i dont want her to hurt herself. today i noticed her coughing and gagging...so this is definatly bad for her..but if i dont smoke her out she just stands by the bathroom door ALL DAY!! its like she only associates pot smoking with the bathroom. i have this little kitty shirt for her, my friend suggested that i tye dye it and just keep smoking her out so she can be a stoner kitty, but like, i dont think its good for her health and her productiviy..she hasn't killed a bird in a while. the past two days i decided not to smoke her out. i left some bud out on the bedside table last night, probably a 1/2 gram, and in the morning IT WAS GONE!!! pumpkin is stealing my weed!! i mean thats really fucked up!!! i told her "bad pumpkin!!" and i could tell she was totally blazed when i told her her eyes were all red. so i doubt she took it seriously. anyway what the hell should i do!?! i think pumpkin is addicted she steals my weed if i leave it out and sits by the bathroom door all day!!?! please give me advise i dont know what to do. should i take her to the vet and tellthem whats happened to her? and sorry this is so long im high and got kind of into writing it.

[Skink]

Dude to long for me to read,but don't get your cat high!!!

[Smokey Bear]

Heehee. She likes it!
I think you should let her get high, it makes her happy, just don't let her eat too much, when she gets the munchies. Hahahaha.

[soxsuk6432]

Dude, you should not let her smoke for a while I'm not sure it's healthy for pets to be stoned as much as us. Smoke her up once or twice a week not daily. Eventually she'll get used to not smoking daily. Try smoking outside the house so she doesn't slam the bathroom door. Definately don't go to the vet the could arrest you or take your cat away for abuse. Also it would be healthier if you blow it in her ear not face. She'll absorb more THC and she won't get a cough.

[Pete Rock]

Mikey, I think she likes it!!

I used to blaze with my dog, and he'd just start going crazy runnin all over the place and shit.

Weed+pets=negative

[orangeman]

ROFL, you got your cat high and now it's addicted. God damn I cant wait until I can get a pet so I make it addicted. That shit seems so fuckin' funny.

[smokiesmoke]

trust me its no laughing matter!

[orangeman]

Why not dude? I seriously dont see how you could be taking this serious. A animal that loves weed to me is no more serious than a human that loves weed. The only thing that should be different is because the cat doesnt know where it comes from. It seems like all they know is that a magical smoke comes around and they inhale it and feel strangly different. Just dont give it to him for a while and see if he still acts lazy and shit.

[Ze w33d Farm3r]

In this sit i think i should count me blessings since me dog hates getting high.
I was sitting outside in garden having a toke and there was virtually no wind so the smoke was just building up in front of me, me dog came over to say hi to me n as she walked through the cloud she started coughing chronic and she was fuckd...starring at her paws for few hours n fell asleep.

After that weneva she smelt weed in the vicinity she stays well clear of me..mmm

[tadaa]

I'd like to know what logic you used to come up with the idea that you can get a animal high through second hand smoke. It's impossible for a person to get high from second hand smoke, or else drug tests would be useless. There was a princeton study done on this to solidify the accuracy of drug tests. I'll see if I can find the link but you would have to be in a extremely small confined area and have constant smoke coming in for, I believe it was 12 hours, to have marijuana show up on a drug test. So basically, you didn't get your cat high.

[matt2m]

he siad he smoke boxed the cat that will get the cat high my friend blows smoke in his dogs face he gets all active and starts bumping into shit and then in little bit afterwards he crashes and sleeps

[HazeItUp]

rofl i am so getting my fat ass cat high next time i pick up some buds lol

[BabyFacedAbortion]

LOL My cat, Romeo loves getting high. I haven't gotten my other kittens high yet but Romeo goes nuts when he smells weed, not throwing himself into doors or anything but pretty crazy. Get your kitty a new friend! Then she'll be distracted and won't wanna get high so much.

[RastaKaze]

rofl i am so getting my fat ass cat high next time i pick up some buds lol
That's not cool.

It's one thing if they come to you sniffing out the smoke, cuz THEY like it

But don't go trying to blow smoke in your cats face. And if you do and it meows or runs away, back the fuck off :thumbsup:

[HazeItUp]

well im just gonna take my cat into the camper bathroom with me this week and just bake it out and if my cat dont like the smoke then ill let him out but if he dont meow or anything then we are so getting stoned together, hes already a fat ass lazy cat but stoned he might not even move lol.

[RastaKaze]

well im just gonna take my cat into the camper bathroom with me this week and just bake it out and if my cat dont like the smoke then ill let him out but if he dont meow or anything then we are so getting stoned together, hes already a fat ass lazy cat but stoned he might not even move lol.

yeah, its rare for a cat to dislike a hotbox

its more handleable for them, i think because they're smaller

but hardly ever do they like actual smoke in their face

[notrightquite]

Second hand smoke has been in the lungs. Usually when you blow smoke into anyone/thing's face, it's just from your mouth.

[RastaKaze]

Second hand smoke has been in the lungs. Usually when you blow smoke into anyone/thing's face, it's just from your mouth.

good point

[acrca]

Dude to long for me to read,but don't get your cat high!!!
HAHAHA THATS THE EXACT SHIT I WUZ THINKIN

[Baker420]

******knock knock******* oh shit did you hear that? PETAs at the door! RUNNN!!!

[smokiesmoke]

it dosn't seem like you guys are trying to help. what should i do about my cats addiction?

[BigHomie]

Kitty rehab maybe? no better not... if you make her go when she isn't ready to quit then she wont learn anything and she'll just leave with better connects. Then before you know it she'll be smoking crack by april.

Seriously - I don't know what you want to hear...

Options:

A) keep smoking up your cat... she seems to like it.

B) stop smoking your fuckin cat up. keep your weed in a drawer. keep her out of the bathroom when your toking. eventually she'll get tired of slamming her head against the door

[Reefer Rogue]

It's up to you. You can either stop smoking up your cat or continue to smoke it up. Pretty simple depending on what you want to do. I'd keep smoking with it.

[LOVElife]

I'd like to know what logic you used to come up with the idea that you can get a animal high through second hand smoke. It's impossible for a person to get high from second hand smoke, or else drug tests would be useless. There was a princeton study done on this to solidify the accuracy of drug tests. I'll see if I can find the link but you would have to be in a extremely small confined area and have constant smoke coming in for, I believe it was 12 hours, to have marijuana show up on a drug test. So basically, you didn't get your cat high.
This bitch thinks everything he says is true.






He's way out!

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I've gotten my dog high a few times, i don't acculy get all the smoke in the lungs i leave some of it in my mouth so the THC dos'nt get absorbed. he did'nt like the smoke but 10 mins later he was very happy, i think he needed a drink cuz his tounge looked dry, and his eyes looked quite faded. He just sat on my bed lookin at random things then a few hours later fall's asleep. Don't think hes addicted tho, but he always come into my room every night now.... lol.

I'd say, stop him for a while, and see what happens.

[activedenial]

I blow smoke in my dogs ear, he loves it. Whenever I blaze up he walks towards the smoke to smell it.:stoned:

[Tetrahydrocannabinol]

This is awesome...i have never sucessfully got my cats high though i have tried many times. Fck I can barely get high nobody gives me drugs and for that fact i despise all life on earth

[tadaa]

he siad he smoke boxed the cat that will get the cat high my friend blows smoke in his dogs face he gets all active and starts bumping into shit and then in little bit afterwards he crashes and sleeps

So a dog sleeping is out of the ordinary? Last time I checked dogs sleep plenty when they are sober.

[SmurfyBH]

Intresting, I concur.

[cokekilla]

let your cat be a stoner

[AndrewLIKESbud]

You're the fucking owner. She is your pet, you her MASTER. She will do what you make her do. Simple as that.

[buddymyfriend]

I can't believe your moggies hooked! Lmao! Ahh man, what to do eh? Dang this is too funny. He'll be nickin your beers next!

[Genuine17]

give her some cat nip than tie a string to a celing fan that should clear up her wieght problem and if you do smoke with her hide her food or something so she doesnt eat so much when on munchies or give her a little bit to eat. and if you go into the bathroom and she starts running into the door just scream at her really loud so she gets scared and runs away and just play with her with a string or something to keep her entertained

[AcidFreak]

This thread is so fuckin' funny :D:D:D:D

[Dr Seuss]

I've contemplated trying to get my cat high but he seems happy enough as it is.

This is the best thread ever.

[smokiesmoke]

just hotbox it! the only thing that worries me about smoking my addicted cat up is that its devolping a little cough every once in a while. nothing that serious. i made pumpkin the tye dye shit, she likes wearing it, it keeps her warm. i found a homeaid recipe for catfood that needs baking. what im going to do is make a huge batch of it, and maybe put a 1/2 or so of chronic in. that way she can get high whenever she wants. just by eating her food. ive found that my pumpkin will not stand for schwagg, she only likes smoking chronic. she tries to leave the bathroom if its schwagg. so i mean, if she likes herb i dont see any reason to keep it away from her. it just makes her so happy and content.

[smokiesmoke]

ill post a pic of her with the tye dye shirt blazed soon, its so addorable :D

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

Cool dude, fuckin sweet.

[RedRainDrop]

Guy my cat is blazed right now, as am I! My cat loves it too, heres a pic of him.
I don't smoke him up very much at all though. :stoned: :D

[smokiesmoke]

awwwww how adorable. i dont have a digital camera soon but i will try and take a pic soon.

[HazeItUp]

omg this thread is the best thread ever. i am so getting my cat stoned this week. im gonna get some high class dro and make a joint, light it and put it in a box along with my cat and smoke it out for like 2 minutes so that way i dont have to blow smoke in my cats face, he will just breath it in naturally lol. if i had a camera id take pictures too. the cool thing is whenever im high my cat usually pisses me off and trys to play with me lol but i wonder what he will do when hes stoned. rofl omg i found my new stoner buddy.

[smokiesmoke]

that might hurt the cat forcing its virgin lungs to breathe in heavy smoke, and it might freak out the cat. dont put it in a box. either blow smoke it its face or hotbox it in a bathroom with you. cats hate confined spaces. i mean, i guess you could try it but if the cat starts to freak at all let him out.

[longtimeuser]

wow really too baked right now got some one hit shit damn... but seriously BAD KITTY, NO KITTY hehe can anybody help me with my first grow (WEDDING GIFT)

[weedman7]

not sure how true this is but my friend told me theres some stuff for cats called catnip sound like food to me but he told me it spose to get cats high just get some of that and if it works stop wasting your pack on your cat

[BabyFacedAbortion]

catnip gets cats high and usually horny.

I got my baby kitty high a buncha times and he loves it, he likes to play in the smoke and gets extremely cuddly and calm. It could just be because cats can feel like, the vibes of humans (If you're upset your cat will probably try to comfort you, if you're happy your cat will try and play ect.)

[potsmokingnome]

Poor pumpkin! Weed is definately not for cats, you got to think of there size and that much THC in there body, can't be good for them at all. I say just cut your cat off cold turkey! No cat should become lazy and lathargic because of their owners getting them high, wanna get your cat high, give it cat nip!

[Fan o KmK]

i duno, i have mixed feelings about this. having a pet smoking buddy could be cool but if u think about it, ur getting them high against their will and that could be scary. think about if u had no idea what marijuana was and all of a sudden u were blazed as fuck. u might get a bit scared. so i duno, id lay off the weed with ur cat for a while and mayb treat her to it once a month or something but yea like someone said dont blow it in her face.

[smokiesmoke]

update: i have some very tragic news, pumpkin ingested a large ammount of white widdow cat treats, jumped out of our window, and nearly died this morning. she was trying to catch a zebra-finch in mid-air, 14 stories up. luckely she landed in a bush, and escaped with two broken legs, minor internal bleeding and one of her lives. i visited her in the vet today and slipped her a few more high-thc kitty cookies. i know she appreciated it, the sterile vet enviroment was boring her to death. i hope we can all say a prayer for pumpkin, so that she recoveres completely and can return to her life as my little smoking friend. from now on we will put screens on the windows for her safty.

[buddymyfriend]

Crazy

[maryjanehaze]

i'd try and get my baby python blazed, but i wouldn't be able to tell if he likes it or not so i won't...

ya marijuana should stick to the mammalia family, let alone just humans...ya def. not reptiles....:D

[MyMARYJANE]

try buying some catnip. mayb shell like that and wont freak out when you dont let her smoke

[MacWQ33]

Wow, what a thread. I would really like to know if there is any true danger in this. A human brain is very complex and can obviously handle any amount of THC. But a cat? Their brain must be the size of a golf ball, and isn't the most complex seeing as they don't talk and just eat and sleep. I would love to talk to a vetenarian about it, but obviously they would say no right away and wouldn't be too open minded.

[MacWQ33]

and wont freak out when you dont let her smoke

Haha lol...this subject is hilarious at the least. Its a cat...haha...I know my little guy would like a new experience opposite to being in the house 24/7, but he's 13 so I dunno, hes got some aging lungs.....Actually on the other hand...hes 13...fuck it...well see.

[SantaClawz]

I wonder what a cat see's when its tripping on shrooms or LSD or Salvia...lol

[Gargantua]

I'd be careful about blowing smoke in your cat's face... Think about it. I have a friend whose dog got cancer in the nose. On the other hand, I find this whole thread barely believeable.

[MastaChronic]

yeah, i used to get my cat high all the time. id put her in see-through zip up box like the ones blankets come in, id stick some tubing into it and blow my hit in there so she can soak it up. i can keep a close watch on her and she lets me know when shes had enough, usually after like after 10-15 minutes she baked and wants out, she starts pawing at the zipper and thats the signal

[MacWQ33]

Please don't EVER do that to your poor cat again...!

If he liked it, you wouldn't have to put him in a fucking bag.