Good ol' deserted island question

[Dr. Zoidberg]

If you were to go to a deserted island (don't ask technical questions... for the sake of argument lol), and could take only two things with you, what would they be? And no, they don't have to be practical :D

My music
Some ganj seeds ;)

[Mole2k4]

a nymphomanic woman, who is amazingly looking, with a great personality and a virgin.

ANDDDDDDdddddddddd
some seeds for some crazy ass bud

[apsinthion]

Ummm. A crate of Jack Daniels and a couple of ounces of weed.

Its not like I'd last long with no food or drinking water!

[weirdo79]

Anything I want? Then as the great bill maher once said (and jon stewart has made the same joke)

I'd take a giant inflatable raft and a book called "how to make an oar out of sand or palm trees"

and a big woob woob woob to the creator of this thread ;)

[Lola]

hammer and nails *shrug*

[Ammie]

id bring my two favorite things smokey and weed :D:D

[Lulu]

hmmmmm
an expert grower/chef/hunter/all round gorgeous man ;)

Plus some cuttings....

I think that's just about everything covered...

When can I go?
Is this a prize?
Have I won? :D

[fatty lumps]

I'd bring Lola and Ammie

[Lola]

lmao fatty;) hey atleast we could build shelter since i will have the hammer and nails right?:D

[Ammie]

lmao lola hammer me baby ;)

[Lola]

hammer u and nails u to the wall damn skippy:p

[Ammie]

hahahaha if this so torture chain me to the wall :D:D

[Lola]

i am bringing a jack hammer cus that my nickname the jack hammah! :eek: :D

[Ammie]

lmao good i feel the vibration ;)

[qwerty]

bring an ounce with some seeds in it, and uhhhh an airplane....(so i could have my own little island, that i could go back and forth to)

[Day Dreamin Faze]

I would bring some bomb seeds to grow my unlimated ammount of buds and a boat/raft to get back to civilization for food and water.