^, <, V

[thebathroom]

^ in my belly? No.

< i'm going on a picnic today, complete with buttertarts.

v why does our hair get lighter in the sun yet our skin gets darker?

[beachguy in thongs]

Melanin.

I smell a pic-a-nic basket! (or whatever he says)

Why does the Sun rise in the North, but set in the South?

[HazyInsomniacToker]

^ Because you're not looking at it in a different point of view :smokin:

< I am a tetris maniac :D

V What drug gave you the best high ever and what did it feel like?

[bedake]

^ Because you're not looking at it in a different point of view :smokin:

< I am a tetris maniac :D

V What drug gave you the best high ever and what did it feel like?


ECSTASY! it felt like an orgasm extended over 9 hours... multiplied by 4!

I am cracked out, havent slept in over 24 hours, and feel like crap

What is the longest you have ever stayed up for?

[cannabis campbell]

2 Days in a row

aint had no weed for a whole week

what is your real name?

[rastabill89]

Bill

i shined a laser in my eye now when i blink i see a little red dot

have you ever had a liser shined in your eye?

[cannabis campbell]

Not that i can remember

I am listening to tupac - changes

What is your favourite animal?

[RodZ]

DoG

Im about to smok3 a bowl, i wish i had b3tt3r w33d

whats the b3st strain that you'v3 3v3r smok3d

[TheTokerJoker]

^ flitwick, england
< im new to this (obviously) hope u dont mind me joining in
v whats the scariest thing you've done recently?

[MorbidImpishFae]

^recently as in within the past year...had my stomach pumped for an overdose

<I aparently tried to kill myself...I barely remember what happened other than that I'd been feeling off all day prior.

\/ What's the absolute most personal thing you would admit to a total stranger?

[likemclever]

The Guv'nor.It's the life story of Lenny McLean in his own words.

I don't know what beef jerky is.

Do you know who Lenny McLean is?

Hey HiddenBeauty could you e-mail me please

[email protected]

[cannabis campbell]

^recently as in within the past year...had my stomach pumped for an overdose

<I aparently tried to kill myself...I barely remember what happened other than that I'd been feeling off all day prior.

\/ What's the absolute most personal thing you would admit to a total stranger?

who ive had sex with

Gettin an ounce of skunk tomorow

you ever given a blowjob?

[likemclever]

^ Itâ??s not a job itâ??s a pleasure : )
< Iâ??m gonna watch LOST
V Do you pee in the shower?

[beachguy in thongs]

I have, yes, but I'm against it.

When I look out my window, I see so much Life, my breath is taken away.

Do you pee in the milk? I mean, do you drink out of the carton?

[cannabis campbell]

yes lol

Im gonna smoke a quarter of skunk 2nite

Have you ever tried heroin, cocaine, crack or crystal meth

[ozkid]

^ no

> im tired and gonna get stoned tomrro, its been a week. specoli is a sik cunt for wankin with his sisters panties and dildo.

V favouite method of smoking?

[buddymyfriend]

Joints or my a my shisha

Have just toked after after a hard days work in the office, all is well in the land of Buddy

What's your least favourite part of your body and why?

[TheTokerJoker]

^ none, im pretty happy with mine, lifes too short to worry about minor details
> laxing with a bottle of wine before an early night.......ready for the weekend
v whats ur most favoured posession?

[zephyrinne]

^ Probably this bracelet from my great-grandmother that's been handed down through the family.. it's beautiful. I don't really have any other prized posessions or anything.

> It's Friday, 75 degrees outside, sunny, and I'm smoking a bowl and drinking a beer, about ready to go out on my deck. Then when my friends get out of class, we're going to eat at the Chinese Buffet. YUM

V In the summer, do you drive with your windows down or blast the AC?

[rastabill89]

blast the AC

my left nut hurts

whats your favorite month?

[da haze meister]

april my b day month

i love 2001 by dre... such a great album

have you smoked crack?

[HiddenBeauty]

No and never will.

An aeriel outside is banging because of the wind,I want to rip it down.

What's the best thing in life apart from drugs,alcohol and sex?

[beachguy in thongs]

Music.

I need someone to go with me to a comedy show, tickets cost $19 a piece, and now I need some to go with me to a comedy show, tickets cost $19 a piece. But, I'll bring a cute female along, for the ride...

When's the last time you ironed?

[mojoke]

yesterday morning

smoking a joint lightly scented with honey and a little mint chocolate nug in the middle

is a tomato a fruit or a vegitable? or is it tomaaaaato?

[higher4hockey]

its an evil being.

i am going to the bar, to get intoxicated.

what do you believe in enough to die for?

[acrca]

weed

i just got jacked a 60 sack from my best friend

if you could kill anyone and get away, who would it be?

[cushy]

my principal

im going away for a week tmrw..

whats your favorite pizza?

[minnesota man]

i like sausage.

Bar B Q ribs with Onward and bssman

Where have you been???

[potsmokingnome]

i like sausage.

Bar B Q ribs with Onward and bssman

Where have you been???
I've been at home man! lol

I have 2 cats, and a dog!

If you found 100 dollars waht would you spend it on?

[acrca]

weed

im high and gonna get higher

if you had a dollar for every bowl you smoked how much money would you have
id be a millionare

[mojoke]

i would have infinity money because i'd go spend it on a bowl and smoke it.

hits from a bong gonna smoke a j

would you sell to your friends mom?

[minnesota man]

absofuckinlutely if she asked.

Blow some puff at your screen and think of me sitting here in McKinney TX wit no weed. Boo hoo.

How often do you masterbate???

[zephyrinne]

^ Like, once a day. That is now that I'm single.

< Some psycho pulled a gun on me and my friends tonight.. definately the scariest night of my life.

V Hard or soft tacos?

[beachguy in thongs]

Tough choice, when you think about it. They don't have Chicken Hard Tacos, so I'm gonna go with soft.

I have two tickets to see Daniel Tosh (comedian) tonight. I don't know who I'm bringing, yet, or selling the other ticket to. I'd ask Z-rinne to go, but she won't give me her number.

What's your number? Give me a number. Any number.

[Az.]

1730090 <--- its a secret code to my house....but no one knows how to dechipher it! WOOOOOooooo

I might be getting kicked out of one of the schools I attend :(

Are you in love with another human?

[higher4hockey]

most defenitely

i went to the bar last night, now my head hurts. but now i am convinced that mardi gras beads are the greatest invention

speaking of inventions, what invention do you think had the biggest impact ?

[cannabis campbell]

Television / Computers

I was so stoned last night it was literally impossible to move at all or talk properly

Have you ever got so drunk and been throwing up while you were passed out

[partyguy420]

^nope
<ive wet the bed until i was 13
Vhow many people have u fucked

[buddymyfriend]

Four

Ive got killa tootache @ the mo. damn those wisdom teeth. Smoke the pain away!!

Have you ever been busted by the Police and what for?

[cannabis campbell]

Yes, possession of weed

i want some weed, all dealers are dry

what types of weed have you tried?

[Sig]

Yes, possession of weed

i want some weed, all dealers are dry

what types of weed have you tried?

^ Nothing worthy of having it's own name. I need a better dealer in Tulsa
< I like a, do a, da cha cha
V Do you like boobs as much as I do?

[HiddenBeauty]

Probably not they hurt each month and get in the way when you run.

It's 10:23am on a sunday morning.

Do you have a long lie in on sundays?

[partyguy420]

^yes.
<im eating nachos.
vare you smokeing a bowl

[C4nn4Bliss]

nope

im glad im not stuck in darrington

coke or pepsi?

[HiddenBeauty]

Neither I hate fizzy drinks

I'm kinda bored today

Where would you like to be stuck?

[higher4hockey]

the playboy mansion

i was at the bar last night and every year they have this thing they call the open broom pool tourny. never seen anything like it, you have to use a broom to shoot instead of a cue. the winner got his name on a plaque and a broom spray painted gold.

whats your hobby ?

[beachguy in thongs]

Sewing.

I have a headache from drinking at a comedy club, last night.

Can you do a split?

[cannabis campbell]

nope tried before and never gonna try again

im listening to tupac

have you ever tried cocaine and what was it like

[da haze meister]

no, i havent and i dont plan on it

i am shitting right now

what is your mothers maiden name?

[da haze meister]

also does anyone know why minnesota man was banned?

[beachguy in thongs]

Wickware and no.

I just bought 48 screens.

Do you listen to music through headphones?

[Dplaya4life03]

Only when my mom is around

I just had to sit through a 4 and 1/2 hr. SAT class

How long ago since you've smoked?

[Az.]

i smoked last night but before that the weekend before....i only had a couple of tokes last weekend asweel...

Im going to get in shit tomorrow....and im thinking about dropping out of college....

When was the last time you got so druck you couldn't stand up?

[Sig]

^ St. Pat's day. I didn't realize I was that drunk until I tried to stand up outta my chair.

<-- My friend got raped on fri night, and I shot the guy that did it last night.

V Do you have any piercings? and if so , where?

[HiddenBeauty]

I have my ears and nose done,I prefer tattoo's.

I can't say I fully agree with your actions but I can understand why you did it.

Have you ever been shot?

[da haze meister]

i have been shot at and shot at people, but no

just got Red Eye the movie and Matrix, Path of Neo

have you ever smoked crack or seen it being smoked?

[Sig]

^ I've seen it smoked. Freaked me the hell out. Killed my high and I left.

< I shot the guy because he came to my place with a gun, where my friend who got raped was.

V Have you ever been on a plane while high?

[thebathroom]

^ nope

< i think i am going to give up smoking for a little while. i have a lot of weed that i just don't have the desire to smoke, but i'm sure ill be smoking within the next few weeks. or perhaps not. i dont know. it's like im high when im sober, but its a different high. i am not high right now. :confused:

v would you give a body part for something you believed strongly in?

[cannabis campbell]

Hell no

i am wearing a blue shirt

what is your favourite male actor and female actress

[bedake]

Hell no

i am wearing a blue shirt

what is your favourite male actor and female actress


none really come to mind, bruce willis is pretty cool i guess, samuel jackson i guess... i think mila jovovich is the only female actress i can think of


im watching cartoons

If you had the opportunity to be in a porn for lots of money would you do it?

[da haze meister]

none really come to mind, bruce willis is pretty cool i guess, samuel jackson i guess... i think mila jovovich is the only female actress i can think of


im watching cartoons

If you had the opportunity to be in a porn for lots of money would you do it?
hell no... would ruin my life... i would like a relationship

i am watching BET

why did you join cann.com?

[thebathroom]

^ looking for recipes but after reading some funny posts i decided i should stay

< im not going to use any punctuation at all

v would you rather go your whole life believing in something but in the end finding out it wasnt real

OR

live your whole life not believing in anything and finding out in the end that it was real?

[bedake]

^ looking for recipes but after reading some funny posts i decided i should stay

< im not going to use any punctuation at all

v would you rather go your whole life believing in something but in the end finding out it wasnt real

OR

live your whole life not believing in anything and finding out in the end that it was real?


id rather live my whole life not believing

I just got back from a walk

quality or quantity?

[da haze meister]

mix of the two

my brother is immature and retarded

what is your waist size

[beachguy in thongs]

32-34.

Sleeping after sex in the middle of the night is, I find, the right way to go.

Stop. How many fingers are currently touching the keyboard?

[nevaquit01]

5

I can't smoke for like 20 some more days! UGH

Coke or Pepsi? hah

[partyguy420]

^pepsi
<its so boring here that im gonna come and make another post on this game
V what color and type of lighter do you have right now,

[cannabis campbell]

petrol lighter (see attachment)

i aint had no hash for nearly 6 months

when the last time u masturbated?

[da haze meister]

petrol lighter (see attachment)

i aint had no hash for nearly 6 months

when the last time u masturbated?
i love zippos... i have like 5

but last time i masturbated was the day before yesterday

my parents make me angry

when was the last time you used a grav bong?

[beachguy in thongs]

At my friends apartment, a couple years ago.

I have a brand new screen, ready to be used.

Have you ever affixed a bowl on an empty paper-towel (or, toilet paper) roll?

[higher4hockey]

nope, but i did use a pringles can once.

the leafs just scored !!! go leafs go !!

powerade or gatorade ?

[da haze meister]

neither, sports drinks blow. water.

i am eating ice

what is your favorite type of music?

[HiddenBeauty]

Happy hippy hits or maybe classic rock,I can't decide.

Nice weather at last woohoo

What pet name/s do you call your gf/bf or what name/s did you call an ex?

[beachguy in thongs]

I use time-appropriate names.

I've always spelled "good" with two "o"s.

When's the last time you've sprinted?

[cannabis campbell]

2 Years in school when i had to

I need to get some lighter fluid for my lighter

Whats your favourite cartoon?

[HiddenBeauty]

Tom & Jerry was and still is but they don't show it anymore :(

I feel like my head is all confused

Does life and people confuse you ?

[cannabis campbell]

sometimes

I just woke up

what do you think when you look in the mirror?

[beachguy in thongs]

Do I have anything on my face?

Another beautiful day is forecasted.

Do you change your toothbrush, often?

[cannabis campbell]

not really every 4 months maybe

im on cannabis.com

how do u feel

[higher4hockey]

i feel like making love.

i have four days left as a civilian

how does your garden grow?

[thebathroom]

^ how? ....pretty good I guess. I planted some tomatoes last year and they were alright.

< i just got my little sister stoned

v how much do you like weed?

[beachguy in thongs]

Um, I don't know how to answer that. I like my TV. I like Weed more.

Uh oh, someone call the cops.

Will you walk in my closet and tell me what's in there?

[bedake]

Um, I don't know how to answer that. I like my TV. I like Weed more.

Uh oh, someone call the cops.

Will you walk in my closet and tell me what's in there?


Yes i will, In your closet you have some clothing, a couple of pairs of shoes, a box of miscelaneous back issues of porn mags, lets see ahhh and of course you have the dead body of ted nugent

after this post im going to bed

Have you ever smoked crack? if not, would you if you got some for free?

[partyguy420]

^ yes, i have, and no i wouldnt do it agin.
< i need sum weed
V should i go with my dad this weekend and take bong hits with him, or should i stay at home and drink bacridi with my aunt?

[higher4hockey]

you should party like a rock star.

ajslghflaksjfhlakjhfkjhalkjfhasklf

do i really/should i care what any of you think?

(wasted)

[infidel818]

^ yes, i have, and no i wouldnt do it agin.
< i need sum weed
V should i go with my dad this weekend and take bong hits with him, or should i stay at home and drink bacridi with my aunt?

^ you should take bong hits with your dad because that is classic
< im going to be doing peruvian torch cactus tomorrow and im really excited
V what is the best thing to hallucinate? (in other words, what is the best thing to "see" when you hallucinate)

[thebathroom]

^ ive never had any pleasant hallucinations, but i would like to see rainbows and unicorns one day. and maybe even little ewoks, that would be badass.

< i used an alarm clock this morning. i almost had a facking heart attack.

v what are you looking forward to today...besides smoking.

[cannabis campbell]

besides smoking gettin drunk

i am smoking a cig now

whats your favourite film

[nevaquit01]

My most recently favorirte movie is "Lord of War" that movie is awesome.

I'm about to go for a hike along some cliffs, smoke a bowl and jump off into the lake.

What cell phone service do you have? =P

[beachguy in thongs]

I have a Trac-Fone.

I wonder how nevaquits adventures turn out. Smoking a bowl, jumping off a cliff and hiking, into a lake, sounds fun.

Are you lonesome...tonight?

[HiddenBeauty]

No I have company

My cat has just coughed up a fur ball

How many hours sleep do you get?

[nevaquit01]

8-12

My adventures went great I jumped twice off of the 2nd biggest one. The biggest cliff is like 5 stories up. No thanks. Brave not stupid. and we went and played in a rapids thats up the way. You can ride down it on a tube. Alabama the beautiful, just not the liberal =P.

What do you prefer, alchohol or marijuana?

[higher4hockey]

alcohol....its my true passion

alcohol gets me into a lot of trouble

why does doing stupid shit seem like the greatest idea when you're wasted?

[cannabis campbell]

because its fun and you have the guts to do it when youre drunk because you dont give a fuck

I am tipsy lol

what types of alcoholic drinks have you drunk?

[bedake]

because its fun and you have the guts to do it when youre drunk because you dont give a fuck

I am tipsy lol

what types of alcoholic drinks have you drunk?


jager bombs, white russians, planters punch, margaritas, daqueris, umm i cant remember anymore mixed drinks... not a drinker

Im gonna go take a shower

what would you do if you had sex with a hooker and didnt realize it untill afterwards?

[higher4hockey]

think to myself, well , the one you pass up is the one you never had.

i went to the bar tonight, and i left suprisingly sober.

whats your best drunken story ?

[thebathroom]

^ ... i went streaking once through a fairly nice neighborhood

< i can tell my tolerance is going up

v how much do you need to smoke before you feel nicely baked?

[cannabis campbell]

3 nice skunk joints

im picking up later

how often fo you pick up and how much do you spend on weed every week

[SmokinStella]

Probably twice a week and I spend around $100

My best mate's a borderline alcho, i'm glad weed is my drug.

Do you ever hide the amount you smoke from friends/lovers?

[cannabis campbell]

of course so i have more for myself without other people knowing then my excuse can be 'i didnt have any' to my friends they do it to me so i do it to them weed makes them greedy, selfish and makes you lie

good skunk makes me cough like fuck

whens the last time since you had a joint?

[bedake]

of course so i have more for myself without other people knowing then my excuse can be 'i didnt have any' to my friends they do it to me so i do it to them weed makes them greedy, selfish and makes you lie

good skunk makes me cough like fuck

whens the last time since you had a joint?


like 3 weeks ago :( I had to quit smoking for a urine test but now i can smoke again!

I like the sci fi channel

are you a morning person?

[beachguy in thongs]

It depends on if I went to bed the night before, or not.

I'm kinding of watching that movie, I think, "Jarhead", right now, or something.

Would you suck on a lollipop to try and turn a MAN on?

[cannabis campbell]

most certainly not

i dont know if i should get stoned of drunk

would you rather have an eigth of skunk or 24 cans of beer??

[higher4hockey]

24 cans of beer!!! like i said before drinking is my true passion.

tonight i plan on getting severely inebriated. for it is my last saturday night as a civilian.

whats worse, cheap beer, or cheap weed ?

[cannabis campbell]

cheap beer lol taste like shit i would rather have cheap weed doesnt mean its shit because its cheap

i used to smoke weed every day all the time but i cut down

how much money do you think you have spent on weed all together in your whole life???

[acrca]

5-10,000 dollars

spring brak just started and im goin snowboardin in dodge ridge in a couple of days

would you rather kill a kitten, or cut off your arm?

[da haze meister]

5-10,000 dollars

spring brak just started and im goin snowboardin in dodge ridge in a couple of days

would you rather kill a kitten, or cut off your arm?
i would rather kill a kitten

my spring break is almost over

would you rather have sex with a man or cut off your dick?

[partyguy420]

sex with the man, cause im a sex addict
im buzzin off beer
should i drink more

[cannabis campbell]

yes lol

I aint had no beer for weeks!

whens the last time you got so drunk you couldnt remember what happened in the morning

[minnesota man]

^ 1996

> This just in, I like spinjas!

V Do you like spinjas???

[cannabis campbell]

to be honest i dont know what they are so no lol.

im up at 3.20 in the morning and im not tired

what drugs have you done?

[Sig]

^ Weed

< still at work

V What's the crappiest job you've ever had?

[minnesota man]

^ Teaching Word and Excel to office people.

> I'm about to finish a huge project. YEAH! I'm going to smoke! :)

V Who is your favorite game show host?

[SmokinStella]

selling tickets to a motor show at the Glasgow Secc. It wall all cash though, with no records so i walked out that night with about 250 quid and bought everyone drinks that night.

I bought an ipod the other day; i'm scared i love it more than my b/f.


Would you ever try heroin?

[Dreadmantic]

^ Nope, needles are gross
> I love the smell of gasoline
V What's your middle name?

[james420]

^ david
>drove 2 1/2 hours today to pick up one g of chroinc becasue thats all i could afford after the long drive there...I was desperate and everyone around was dry. It was fuckin worth it...
Vwhats your favorite song you listen to while high?

[SmokinStella]

Star
I smoke all weekend instead of eating
where's your favorite place in the world?

[mmm...pizza]

^Im from melbourne
<Im eating as usual
vHave you ever drank bong water by accident?

[SmokinStella]

yes, many a time when someone's over filled the bong
it's bloody cold here today
do you think joints are a waste of pot?

[minnesota man]

^ Now lemme see here now. This war on drugs has, it's just not working. We're spending more and our drug laws are not producing better results. There has been some use of marijuana for menicinal purpzis.

> Shit, my meth lab!

V What's going on baby?

[thebathroom]

^ not alot

< i gave away my baritone today

v whats your favourite possesion...minus computer or ipod like things

[PureEvil760]

myself

what?

do you want the most?

[poorprincess]

^ to be pure

>I need the pain

V what do you desire?

[PureEvil760]

death

good

death must come to all?

[partyguy420]

^no
<get your goth crap off the bords, go cut your wrists and smoke ciggerets with your goth friends and tell every1 why your cutting your wrists cause your mom didnt get u a lunchable for lunch
how much bud do u have in your stach right now.

[cannabis campbell]

lol none :( it gets smoked straight away i dont believe in saving

I've cut down on weed a lot from about 10-20 joints a day to 1-5 every week

How many joints do you smoke every day / week?

[thebathroom]

^ I smoke bowls. I usually have a bowls worth or two a day. Or none at all. Or maybe five or six. Depends really.

< I want to learn how to play the piano.

v have you ever written anything in a bathroom stall?

[SmokinStella]

at the moment about 7 a day, but would smoke more if i could

i'm looking forward to a g&t in 1hour and 52 minutes when i finish work

would you cut off 3 toes and 2 fingers for an endless supply of skunk?

[bedake]

at the moment about 7 a day, but would smoke more if i could

i'm looking forward to a g&t in 1hour and 52 minutes when i finish work

would you cut off 3 toes and 2 fingers for an endless supply of skunk?



NEVER!

I hate waiting the week before a killer party

would you rather have a pound of weed... or a pound of human feces?

[thebathroom]

^ pound of human feces. think about how much fun you could have with that

< im not smoking a thing until 4 20

v do you like to touch your face when stoned?

[acrca]

apound of weed

today i ran over a cat with my bike accidently but it was ok

where exactly do you live?

[acrca]

oh sorry bathroom

[thebathroom]

oh sorry bathroom

no worries man

[HiddenBeauty]

apound of weed

today i ran over a cat with my bike accidently but it was ok

where exactly do you live?

In front of my computer :D

I'm glad the cat was ok.

How often do you workout?

[MorbidImpishFae]

In front of my computer :D

I'm glad the cat was ok.

How often do you workout?


^way Way WAY less often then I should...I walk a couple of miles a week or so, but I should be walking that everyday...at least.

< I'm awake and bored at 4am...this is not an uncommon occurance for me.

\/ What time do you go to bed?

[buddymyfriend]

If im working the next day usually around twelve. Any other night, how longs a piece of string?

Im going to the dentists today and am starting to regret getting high

What's your favourite season of the year and why?:)

[higher4hockey]

hockey, its my religion

i'm leaving for basic training in three hours


what is your biggest regret?

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

^ Not telling my then boyfriend (now my husband) that I smoke weed. 9 years ago.

< I've been blowing off all things job-related because I've been smoking too much!

V Have you ever gone through a friend or family member's medicine cabinet and taken some meds from them?

[bedake]

^ Not telling my then boyfriend (now my husband) that I smoke weed. 9 years ago.

< I've been blowing off all things job-related because I've been smoking too much!

V Have you ever gone through a friend or family member's medicine cabinet and taken some meds from them?


Ive never taken any

Im eating saltines

What is your favorite cracker?

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't know, Ritz?

I'm watching the tide come in and staring at the sky, through it.

Have you ever smoked out of a 6-foot bong?

[bedake]

I don't know, Ritz?

I'm watching the tide come in and staring at the sky, through it.

Have you ever smoked out of a 6-foot bong?


Yep, my friend made a water bong out of one of those trendy stand up lamp things... it was really cool.

DJ brisk, and DJ breeze make my day

Do you prefer a nice spring day or a nice autumn day?

[SweetRedLips]

Summer - As its lovely and hot and me and my sis have lovely cocktails yummy .Plus this year me and boyfriend are fgoing to Greece 4 2wks
cant wait .

Seeya

SweetRed

[acrca]

Summer - As its lovely and hot and me and my sis have lovely cocktails yummy .Plus this year me and boyfriend are fgoing to Greece 4 2wks
cant wait .

Seeya

SweetRed
what the hell, play the game next time

summer cuz theres no school

im eating eggos the cereal

whats your favorite cereal?

[SmokinStella]

^ my fave cereal is crunchy nut cornflakes i also think their ad's are so> hilarious.

>I just got into work, but am to high to do any...oops

V do you often get stoned at work/uni?

[HiddenBeauty]

It's a must :stoned:

I feel so tired all the time.

Are you going abroad this year?Where?

[SensiRide]

^Yes I'm going to Australia for a year and visiting Thailand & Malaysia en route

>Its 9.12am here and my working day is just starting

V Whats the last strain of weed you smoked?

[thebathroom]

^ dunno, its orange

< i have to drive on the highway today. i'm a little scared.

v how many times did it take for you to pass your drivers test?

[SensiRide]

^I havent ever taken a driving test

>I joined the gym yesterday

V What film have you watched the most amount of times?

[MaryjaneMenehune]

^I havent ever taken a driving test

>I joined the gym yesterday

V What film have you watched the most amount of times?


^Probably Caddy Shack or maybe Alice in Wonderland

> I've been to Australia and I'd love to go back there

V If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

[bedake]

^Probably Caddy Shack or maybe Alice in Wonderland

> I've been to Australia and I'd love to go back there

V If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?


One single place? Hmmm thats really hard mabye china

I just woke and im still tired

About how many hours of sleep do you get each day/night?

[SensiRide]

^Probably Caddy Shack or maybe Alice in Wonderland

> I've been to Australia and I'd love to go back there

V If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

Haha my most watched film is Alice in Wonderland and I went to Australia last year and am going back this year - uncanny!
If I could be anywhere right now I'd be back on Fraser Island in Queensland toasting marshmallows round the campfire :) The most beautiful island I have ever been to (photos dont do it justice)

Anyway

^ I get about 7-8 hours sleep a night, I need it, working full time 2 jobs!
< Im a chocolate addict
V What 3 things couldnt you live without?

[friendowl]

my kids my weed my money

i love lightening storms

whats weird about you

[thebathroom]

^ everything. i observe people too much

< i had ice cream for breakfast

v whats one thing about you that you could do without

[MorbidImpishFae]

my kids my weed my money

i love lightening storms

whats weird about you

^I can hyper-extend (bend them further back then I should be able to) my elbows.

< I have a string of Halloween pumpkin lights hanging from my blinds, partly because I forgot to take them down, and partly because I just really like pumpkins.

\/ What's your favorite holiday and why?

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

^ Halloween... for obvious reasons. :)

< I just got a slightly threatening call from my hook-up that kinda freaked me out.

V Do you watch porn... and if so, on a regular basis?

[beachguy in thongs]

Yes, and yes. Though I can live without it. Just like cocaine. Wait...

Stopped paying for gas on my credit card.

How many butt-cheeks do you have (including ripples)?

[MorbidImpishFae]

Just the two, but it's a wide flatish sort-of ass...not one of my best features.

I often have to re-think my wording because I'm a terrible speller even though I've got a good vocabulary...and even then I make a lot of spelling errors.

What are your biggest faults?

[SmokinStella]

^ I care too much about what people think of me

> I would def shag Kate Moss

V You have to kiss someone of the same sex....who?

[SensiRide]

^ Christina Ricci or Jessica Alba

> Its sunny outside and I've been stuck in this office since 9am :(

V Whats the most embarrassing CD you own?

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't know, porno pictures on CD-Rom?

I'm a proud member of Your-In Nation!!!

Have you ever made an apple pie?

[likemclever]

^ Yes, I have...I used to ask my mother to make me an apple pie for my birthday instead of a cake.
< I can't believe this thread is still alive.
V If you started a business what kind would it be?

[cannabis campbell]

legally = something like mcdonalds
illegally = making drugs

None of my dealers has any fucking weed! :mad:

Whats your favourite drug

[9ski9]

^ Yes, I have...I used to ask my mother to make me an apple pie for my birthday instead of a cake.
< I can't believe this thread is still alive.
V If you started a business what kind would it be?

Hey, Clever, didn't know if you ever made it down to the Indoor Grow threads, but I'm hoping you bring me some luck:

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=61034

[bedake]

legally = something like mcdonalds
illegally = making drugs

None of my dealers has any fucking weed! :mad:

Whats your favourite drug


Ecstasy

I havent taken any drugs in a long time.. so im making up for it... I just took 550 mg of DXM, and tomorow i will be eating mescaline, or saturday not sure it depends...

Would you rather have world peace, or a personal infinite supply of free drugs?

[likemclever]

Hey, Clever, didn't know if you ever made it down to the Indoor Grow threads, but I'm hoping you bring me some luck:

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=61034


Hey sweets,

Sorry I havenâ??t been around so much Iâ??ve been up to jib in school work lately. But do not fret for the sweet relief of summer is upon us. I suspect you have something nice growing on down there I shall come and take a look at it.
:stoned:

:thumbsup:

[dog420]

Ecstasy

I havent taken any drugs in a long time.. so im making up for it... I just took 550 mg of DXM, and tomorow i will be eating mescaline, or saturday not sure it depends...

Would you rather have world peace, or a personal infinite supply of free drugs?

^ World peace

< I left this site ages ago!

v Do you know what the "white cross" on hot cross buns is made of?

[T bag]

^ World peace

< I left this site ages ago!

v Do you know what the "white cross" on hot cross buns is made of?

^ wtf no?

< i drink too much

V whats your deepest darkest secret?

[MaryjaneMenehune]

^ wtf no?

< i drink too much

V whats your deepest darkest secret?

^ I was sexually molested... by the hawaiin tropic swimsuit team, the emotional scars will never heal
< I saw The Inside Man, I enjoyed it.

V What is your favorite kind of pet (and what kind of breed)?

[thebathroom]

^ I've only ever had a fish, but I like dogs, alot. I like the big white ones that look like polar bears.

< I worked today, and it was hella busy, I almost died. All because it's Good Friday. Thanks alot Jesus.

v What are your feelings towards this long easter weekend?

[beachguy in thongs]

Looks like a warm one.

I'm pretty hungry. I think I'm gonna eat Easter dinner, now.

If you lost 25 lbs., how much would you weigh?

[SmokinStella]

^78

> munching on easter eggs now b/c the above is scary!

V what's the first cassette/c.d. you ever bought with your own money?

[bedake]

^78

> munching on easter eggs now b/c the above is scary!

V what's the first cassette/c.d. you ever bought with your own money?


I think the first CD i ever got was dookie by greenday

I saw the movie inside man today, one of the best movies ive seen in a while

did it rain today where you live?

[beachguy in thongs]

It sprinkled for 5 minutes, today. However, the rain that came across the mountains, during the day, just passed through, after 1:00 A.M.

[T bag]

I think the first CD i ever got was dookie by greenday

I saw the movie inside man today, one of the best movies ive seen in a while

did it rain today where you live?

^yes it did

< i've never been high on 420, and wont be able to this yeareither...:(

V what are your 3 favorite albums of all time?

[thebathroom]

^ Hail to the Theif - Radiohead
Kid A - Radiohead
Acrobatic Tenement - At the Drive-In

< im wearing a yellow shirt.

v what is your prefered mode of transportation, excluding cars busses planes, boats, bicycles, and walking.

[HiddenBeauty]

^ Hail to the Theif - Radiohead
Kid A - Radiohead
Acrobatic Tenement - At the Drive-In

< im wearing a yellow shirt.

v what is your prefered mode of transportation, excluding cars busses planes, boats, bicycles, and walking.

Weed

I have had a good day today.

Have you had a good day ?

[PureEvil760]

^no
<get your goth crap off the bords, go cut your wrists and smoke ciggerets with your goth friends and tell every1 why your cutting your wrists cause your mom didnt get u a lunchable for lunch
how much bud do u have in your stach right now.

Was good just got home for easter.

Think im finnally in love.

If you could be an asshole like partyfag420 or one like me, which type would you choose?

[beachguy in thongs]

Like you, PureEvil, because you know how to play by the rules.

I feel like I should adhere to the system and use this space for it's designated reason and not to bash someone else.

How many C's do you have in your first, then middle, then last names?

[bedake]

Like you, PureEvil, because you know how to play by the rules.

I feel like I should adhere to the system and use this space for it's designated reason and not to bash someone else.

How many C's do you have in your first, then middle, then last names?


I dont have any c's in my name at all

I just went for a nice walk in the woods, it was a little muddy but still very nice

Hows easter treating you?

[Sig]

I dont have any c's in my name at all

I just went for a nice walk in the woods, it was a little muddy but still very nice

Hows easter treating you?

^ Well, now that I got my jeep unstuck, and I'm at work in the air conditioning, I'm doin pretty good.

< I think I'm gonna go conquer the rest of that trail tomorrow.

V What have you been doin this weekend?

[Cooler Then Jesus]

^smoking, hangin out. a relation ship with a few good freinds of mine went completley sour, but we made up.
< Both My parents are home, and i am about to put a wet towel under my door, open the window, and spark a bowl of some weed/hash mix.
V what are some of the best possible reccomendations you can give me for smoking inmy room and not getting caught, good info MUTCH appreciated.

[Cooler Then Jesus]

^tell her that smoking weed aint so bad, you could be out shooting heroin, or doing far worse things. give her some facts, make sure shes sober when you talk to her.
< i just made the shot box(worked great, and thank you, you definatley helped.), right i was lighting my first hit of the bowl, my dad walks right by my window, and ask me what im doing, but hes cool, a stoner, but not open about it, and doesnt like me smoking, he just went on doing what he was doing, scared the shit ou of me though.
V whats the kinkiest thing youve ever done sexually?

P.S. my mom still has not smelled the pot, and THAT is who i am hiding it from. my unholy, child neglecting mother. i cant wait till i can imansipate.

[S.T.I.D.]

^Dont let her kno that u smoke u will regret it, she will probly flip out (my mom did)but if u must let her kno let her down gently and tell her its your life but u still love her (they love hearin that)

<i just bought a half o of mec for 25 bux (200 a qp) and its so bomb i cant belive it nice n green crystals the whole deal! yepeeee

V what did the easter bunny bring you!

[da haze meister]

nothin... im jewish homie

trippin right now about to go down the rabbit hole

what is the hardest drug you have ever done?

[cannabis campbell]

ermmm weed? lol

Its 4 in the morning here and i cant get to sleep

Who is your favourite rapper and why

[da haze meister]

tupac, cause he was real, and deep, and a great person

watchin south park

have you ever been pimp slapped?

[cannabis campbell]

no never lol

im eating chocolate

what time is it where you are

[Cooler Then Jesus]

8:43pm

i ate some chocolat just now too. and the easterbunny (woman) brought me sex lube and condoms for some reason, maybe she wants to bang? i dont know... im getting ready to sneak out of the house right now to go climb in her window and bang her.

whens the last time you had sex?

[PureEvil760]

nice one, January 06

Im gonna crash my car if air is not added

If you could cause the extiction of one type of creature on the planet which would it be and why?

[beachguy in thongs]

Cockroach. I'd be mightier than nuclear power.

I just scratched my left cheek, four times, to get a floating "kitty" hair off.

Do you plan on swimming within the next week?

[alonepsycho]

^ Not swimming, but I probably will hit the hot tub one night this week.

< My birthday is at the end of this month, at which point I will be 22 years old.

V What did you eat for Easter?

[acrca]

yes i swim every week day

my spring break is over

would you rather smoke weed laced pcp or lsd laced weed?

[acrca]

Fuck

[alonepsycho]

^ LSD laced weed if that was possible. LSD and marijuana is my favorite drug combination.

< I've done LSD before, but I've never done PCP.

V What did you eat for Easter?

[beachguy in thongs]

Filet Mignon and a dozen clams.

The grass is getting greener from the bottom and top, progressing towards the middle. Well, not grass, like, 5 foot grass things.

Have you ever put a whole egg in your mouth?

[bedake]

^ LSD laced weed if that was possible. LSD and marijuana is my favorite drug combination.

< I've done LSD before, but I've never done PCP.

V What did you eat for Easter?


I had some ham, cheesy mashed potatoes, jelly beans, water, that was it

im watching operation condor

Do you like kung fu movies?

[thebathroom]

^ Only if they are ridiculously foreign.

< i'm going to trick people into coming over to get things but really they will be helping me clean my outrageously hideous room. but at least they get free stuff.

v do you drink ovaltine?

[da haze meister]

what the fuck is that

im sick today :( :( :(

dave chappelle in half baked or chappelles show

[bedake]

^half baked no doubt
<im gettin pussy from a set of step-sistas
V you ever fortunate enough to get laid by 2 decently hott step sisters that do shit with eachother?!


no

Im on my way to work.... yea i gotta go

What do you do for a living?

[cannabis campbell]

i dont lol im 17 aint got a job yet

i have been trying to get a job

Whats the most amount of money you have ever had?

[thebathroom]

^ eight thousand dollars.

< i am also on my way to work... soon

v what was your first job?

[poorprincess]

^ guest service representative
> I'm saving money so I can invest in the stock market
V what were you fired for?

[gutterslang]

^not giving a shit about the customers
>I'm waiting desperately for the mail to arrive
v How long since your last time giving self-love

[SmokinStella]

^ yes sir, infact thats what i'm doing right now, or getting ready for anyways

< i think i might have mentioned how much i liked radiohead before, but i think i should say it again

V silliest thing you ever got in trouble for


^ I'm kinda devious and always talk my way out of trouble anyway, probably smoking when I was a teenager.

> Radiohead are my fave band in the world and I'm going to V festival to see them in August!

V who was the last live band you saw?

[thebathroom]

^ youthinasia

< whoa. hahah you messed it up, but its okay because radiohead was mentioned.

v why do you buy your socks at walmart?

[partyguy420]

cause my mom likes it there.
my dad screewed up on the stirps for his barricuda, i think he was high
do u know what a 1965 baricuda looks like.

[SmokinStella]

^ nope, is it some kind of boat?

> Sorry, don't know how i messed that up...lol

V when was the last time you went on a boat?

[thebathroom]

^ a few years ago, i was on a ferrie to victoria

< I AM (stoned)

v ever have to throw up in a vehicle?

[da haze meister]

no i dont get sick easily

i havent smoked in over a week

what is your mothers maiden name

[the joint meister]

^i cant fuckin remember
<i just bot a new bng and ima bout ta gita 100 bag
vwhats the most weed u have ever had at one time?

[thebathroom]

^ hmmm dunno how much it was but about 9 bowls between three people

< i had a lovely brunch today

V what is the thing you are looking forward to the most in the next five years?

[paperlunatic]

^ im looking forward to overcome stupid problems, and get a job!

< im out of weed =( so im just smokin cigars...=/

V have u shaved and/or trimmed ur pubes?.. this applies to the females also

[bedake]

^ im looking forward to overcome stupid problems, and get a job!

< im out of weed =( so im just smokin cigars...=/

V have u shaved and/or trimmed ur pubes?.. this applies to the females also


yep

I was wondering what happened to this thread

Do you like animal crackers?

[minnesota man]

^ A little, I had some yesterday.

> Right now I am making some wall textures.

V How do you smoke resin?

[likemclever]

^As a last resort (scrape it, put it in a rolling paper, put it in my pipe)
< I have a crush on Minnesota Man and his avatars :o
V who do you have a crush on (on this board)

[minnesota man]

^ Beach Guy With Thongs

> Wow, I'm gonna frame this post and put it on my wall. You started this thread so wow, thanks. I'm so happy, I think I'm gonna masterbate.

V Do you like tinned haggis?

[the joint meister]

<i have no fuckinidea what the hell dat is so ima say no
^i cant wait to git my fuckin bong i just bought
vok if u had to chose and i mean had to no sayin nether or any shit like dat if u had to choose one wuld u rather be fucked up the ass buy a guy or fuck another guy up the ass?

[likemclever]

^ fucked up the ass by a guy
< Rumor has it beach guy really wears boxers
V What is your favorite holiday?

[homestar]

^ favorite holiday...i know i'm lame but c'mon, 420, call in sick and have some people over, smoke and have a blast. what would i say, christmas? you've never met my family ;)
< if i didn't have the coolest girlfriend in the world i would have moved to either amsterdam or vancouver by now
V what is your favorite smoking device?

[thebathroom]

^ i like to inject it actually

< california dreamin by the mamas and the papas is a pretty kick ass song

v how much do you pay for haircuts?

[scream]

i dont cut my hair often but when i do its free
i learned how to roll joints before i started smoking pot
what is your favorite strain of pot?

[minnesota man]

^ The sticky green they got in Cali.

> I don't believe in coincidences. I believe everything is predestined and has meaning.

V What do you think about Garden Knowm?

[likemclever]

^ Oooo thats a tricky one. I'm gonna go with I think I like him. No wait. I think I .... I love you.
< I'm thinking about moving to Kansas City when I graduate...I'm going to Kansas City, Kansas City here I come.
V How many brothers and sisters do you have?

[minnesota man]

^ 1 of each. I'm a middle child.

> I took 3 children bowling today, stoned. Just kidding.:stoned:

V What do you think about Swizzy and him using his real name now?

[likemclever]

^I donâ??t think itâ??s his real name http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=65382 (look at post #20.)
< I mowed the yard today and now I smell like B.O.
V If you could go back in time and tell your younger self one thing what would it be?

[the joint meister]

^to not go swimmin in this lake wit my friend cuz i went def in my right ear cuz of it

<it makes me sad thinkin about a world wit out pot

v ass or pussy?

[puffpuffand away]

^neither, im a female...really love guy,s

<i love to cook with weed

what wood b ur dream come true ?

[crudemood]

^my dream come true is to find a stable job and move out and then be able to smoke to my hearts content
<i like to sleep alot
v whats your astrological sign?

[minnesota man]

^ Aries

> I'm not a big fan of sleeping. I get about 5-6 hours/day.

V What is your most frequented web site?

[psychopixi]

^ www.nickelarcade.com

< I think I'm mildly obsessive-compulsive.

V Would you rather die today, or live -forever-?

[cannabis campbell]

Live forever because you can always kill yourself whenever you want and if not then that mens im invincible and i cant die and i would take over the world lol.

My dealer is dry and hes shit!

What football / basketball / ice hockey team do you support

[bedake]

Live forever because you can always kill yourself whenever you want and if not then that mens im invincible and i cant die and i would take over the world lol.

My dealer is dry and hes shit!

What football / basketball / ice hockey team do you support


I dont really care about sports

I must drive to louisville today

Ever have homosexual tendancies??

[likemclever]

^ Not really, I kissed a woman a few years ago to see what all the fuss was aboutâ?¦it was meh. (although she did kiss better than her husband)
<Iâ??m doing a crosswordâ?¦
V Whatâ??s a four letter word for â??New York stadiumâ??

[beachguy in thongs]

Shea.
I just had the feeling that I did something that I've done before, but, what was it?
What's a twelve-letter word for "New York Borough"?

[likemclever]

lol...ty....I kept trying to squeeze "Giants" into that space.

[beachguy in thongs]

Lol...Giants.

[likemclever]

^Staten Island.....you were supposed to tell me it wsa two words..ha ha.
<I'm Dyslexic.
V if you could change you physical appearence..would you?

[beachguy in thongs]

Just to shape up.
Lol, what was I supposed to do, say "what's a 12 letter phrase?"
What is the length of the longest hair on your head?

[czechweed]

^no im happy with my physical apperence
<im high right now
V how much do you smoke

[the joint meister]

^about threee inches

<me and my best friend smoke weed all the time but when i start talkin about weed he always gits pissed off and says that i like weed to much and need to stop thinkin about it but when i got weed and he dont he always beggs me to share or give um a lilbit pisses me off

v i wannna try lsd do u think i should? and if so how many hit should i take i have never dun it before

[bedake]

^about threee inches

<me and my best friend smoke weed all the time but when i start talkin about weed he always gits pissed off and says that i like weed to much and need to stop thinkin about it but when i got weed and he dont he always beggs me to share or give um a lilbit pisses me off

v i wannna try lsd do u think i should? and if so how many hit should i take i have never dun it before


Erowid.org Try LSD its fun, I'd start at 2 hits, mabye 3

Im in a hotel

Peppermint, or wintergreen?

[beachguy in thongs]

Wintergreen.

Start at 1. If it's good stuff, you'll know it.

In which Great Lakes State do you think the atmospheric low is centered over?
Okay, it's bordering on two states, either one is okay.

[minnesota man]

^ Uhhh, Minnesota?

< I love Super 8 cameras.

V What is the most important thing you have to take care of tomorrow?

[likemclever]

^ I have to call about an internship and go to my first class for the summer "plague and pestilence"
< I got a vase and a plaster cast of my daughters hand for Mothers Day.
V What did you get for Mothers Day/ Give for Mothers Day?

[UMrocksmysocks]

^ we got my mom the first season of the Gilmore Girls
> im gona start up some Swazi Skunk thanks to WC :)
v how much money have you spend on drugs and paraphanilia?

[puffpuffand away]

impossible 2 tell... but, big buck,s

i collect ozzy item,s

have u ever wished upon a star...hummmm

[minnesota man]

^ uh yeah, when I was a kid

< I took a picture of a spider web

V What is your most recent memory?

[likemclever]

^ My most recent memory is reading your post.
<This thread just hit 1000 : )
V what is the best gift you ever received?

[minnesota man]

^ My Dell Inspiron 8600 my dad gave me for xmas 2003

< I should go to bed.

V ihop or waffle house?

(likemclever, was that you in your last av. I like the new one, too.)

[the joint meister]

^ihop cuz i can git waffle thur too and i love stuffed french toast

<im proud to be 1/4 dutch the last sensible country

v do u like deep fried chikon wings or bbq'ed wings