^, <, V

[KronicKilla]

the death penalty ony b/c i have been in jail b4 and hate it...although with the dealt penalty you are more likely to die of natural causes

I am haveing second thoughts about something

If you could have any superpower what would it be?

[thebathroom]

^ thats hard, i would kind of want death, but if it would be anything like that movie Life, then i would choose life in prison

< i have to piddle

v are you experianced?

[bedake]

teleport deffinetly, Id be all over the freakin place!

I used to collect comic books and marvel cards speakin of super powers

what color are your walls?

[thebathroom]

^ white

< i sleep with a night light

v do you use paper towels or hand dryers when given the choice between the two of them. or do you just wipe your hands on your pants?

[beachguy in thongs]

Dry with the air, then grab a few paper towels. Air's better.

I need to be serious.

If you committed a serious crime, involving a "sexy" member of the opposite gender, what would it be?

[catodave]

^ A major scheme were I would take over an entire Pizza Hut with one finger.

< I litterally hate Lent, why should I stop doing something for 40 days?

V What have you gave up for "Lent" and do you think you can last that long?

[thebathroom]

^ nothing. why should i?

< i want to own a library

v How long do mung bean sprouts keep?

[scentsaf]

17 years
im wasted
got a lighter?

[psychocat]

Always got at least 2 lighters on me at all times.

I want a VMax http://vmaxoutlaw.com/main.html

Whats your choice of transport?

[Az.]

Always got at least 2 lighters on me at all times.

I want a VMax http://vmaxoutlaw.com/main.html

Whats your choice of transport?

^ the only choice I have.....my legs....possibly the best option aswell.

< I havent been stoned in almost 2 weeks now....had a couple of tokes on a joint on tues night but other than that nothing


V What is the longest break you have ever taken from smoking?

[psychocat]

one year

Pussy tastes better than beafsteak

Do you know who Howard Marks is?

[likemclever]

^ No I don't
< Does that year off count if it's because you were in jail at the time...lol.. @ psychocat. I just read theat other thread where you mentioned it.. ha ha.
V How many hours of sleep do you get every night?

[zephyrinne]

^ I get about 4-5 hours of sleep every night.

< I'm trying to study for this exam, but I just can't stop procrastinating. The exam is in 2 hours. Boooo

V Pepsi or Coke?

[beachguy in thongs]

Pepsi

I'd rather outline an essay on pie than videotape a child's birthday party.

Where did you last see a ghost, or spirit?

[Weeden]

I've never actually seen a ghost, but my girlfriend is moving to an apartment where someone was murdered! I'm going to be shakin in my sleep!

V8 Splash is a gift from the gods.

Have you ever been in a major driving accident?

[beachguy in thongs]

Um, yup.

When Gatorade came out, it was my type of drink.

Can you teach Rastabill how to drive?

[Weeden]

If I can teach my cat Mittens how to downshift, I'm sure as hell not going to give up on anyone else.

I'm real sad that you can't really use any sharing programs anymore (Kazaa, Limewire... its all down).

Is there any hidden program not destroyed by the gov't?

[psychocat]

Probably

I like the taste of blood.

If you could visit only one place in your lifetime where would it be?

[PureEvil760]

an alien planet

been up since yesturday

edit: will this thread ever die?

[beachguy in thongs]

Not sure, yet. Probably next month.

My cat keeps my in bed because she's so cute.

Can you name the nine planets? A bonus for the tenth.

[KronicKilla]

mercury, venus, earth, mars, jupiter, saturn, uranus(hehe), neptune and pluto in order too! 10th? hmm planet of the apes?

there are absolutly no drugs in my system and im pissed, kinda

do you like the state you live in and why? or country for the non US

[beachguy in thongs]

Yes, "the geographic location of the city, with respect to the principal storm tracks, is especially favorable, as it is south of the average path of storms originating in the higher latitudes, and north of the usual tracks of hurricanes and other major tropical storms."

I'm going to a flea market, in a little while.

What pay-cable channels do you get?

10th? hmm planet of the apes?


Yeah, they found a new one, recently. I can't remember the name, but it has it's own moon.

[PureEvil760]

If you mean like premium channels..none, but i get comedy central, mtv, disney..stuff like that.

I fucked up Shadow Stoner Wolf earlier..it was funny.

If you were stranded on an island and you could only have 3 things what would they be? (they cant be somthing that will help get u off the island)

[Fabolous]

^1.FINE ass Girl 2.Unlimted supply of Pot 3.Another Fine ass Girl

<I got 1/2lbs of Shit weed for $100 today

V Are you gay? if so or not does you mom or dad know?

[thebathroom]

^ no im not gay. but i like to kiss girls alot. no, my parents don't know.

< i have to work in a few hours

v do you like bob dylan?

[higher4hockey]

that is a negative ghost rider.

If I were abducted by aliens, and these aliens wanted to know about earthling music. I would play AC/DC back in black !

If you could do only ONE drug for the rest of your life, what would it be.
(include caffeine and nicotine)

[beachguy in thongs]

Herb, easy.

When I think of AC/DC, I can't get the guitarist's single-striped socks out of my head.

How many cups of coffee did you have, today?

[bedake]

Herb, easy.

When I think of AC/DC, I can't get the guitarist's single-striped socks out of my head.

How many cups of coffee did you have, today?


0 wish i had one though

I almost went to jail last night

Do you like kung fu movies?

[Maui Wowie]

I have the whole collection of Bruce Lee movies that shapes into a dragon, plus a whole load of other Jacky Chan and my dad's training tapes. My dad devoted his whole life to martial arts, my brother turned from fatass to buff in half a year of my dad's training.

The color of my lighter is sky blue.

What's better, waffles or pancakes.

[WeBB15]

waffles but depends where the pancakes are from, cuz my mom is the only one who makes them chron pancakes.

I like to watch porn.

Whats your perfect pizza?

[zephyrinne]

^ Papa Johns... pepperoni, cheese, and banana peppers. YUM

< I got really baked last night and watched Yellow Submarine with some friends til about 4:30 this morning.

V What p2p program (if any at all) do you use to download music?

[bedake]

I use utorrent as my client, and get all my music through torrents

i met a decent group of cops last night

smoke rocks?

[Hooked on Chronics]

i smoke rocks nigga.

theres too many rats in WL

favorite nintendo/sega game?

[beachguy in thongs]

MLB 2006

I brought a girl I was sleeping with to a Beatles Museum, where we watched "Yellow Submarine". And then she became my step-sister.

The color of my lighter is sky blue. And my lighter is sky blue! Wow, what coincidences!!!

Have you ever mixed blue and red?

[bedake]

MLB 2006

I brought a girl I was sleeping with to a Beatles Museum, where we watched "Yellow Submarine". And then she became my step-sister. And my lighter is sky blue! Wow, what coincidences!!!

Have you ever mixed blue and red?


yesterday i was wearing blue jeans and a red tshirt... is that bad?

im watching 60 minutes :)

do you care about marijuana legalization?

[rastabill89]

yesterday i was wearing blue jeans and a red tshirt... is that bad?

im watching 60 minutes :)

do you care about marijuana legalization?


hell yes i care LEGALIZE IT!!!

I watched marc emery on 60 minutes

Did you watch marc emery on 60 minutes?

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah.

I like strawberries better than coconuts.

Do you have any Lithuanian, or countries bordering, in you?

[TakeFlight]

^ Not unless germany is a border country

< makes homemade porn

\/ Do you frequently ride the poon wagon

[PureEvil760]

if by ride you mean fuck and by poon wagon you mean your mom..then yes

scrounged up some weed crumbs and rez only had like 3 small hits worth and got pretty fucked up cause havnt smoked for 3 weeks.

are you ready to accept death?

[psychocat]

Already have.

I am interested in Bushido.

would you buy a second hand car off George Bush ?

[PureEvil760]

no..there wouldnt be any oil in it

have love for violence

if ur style of sex was a houshold appliance, what would it be and why?

[zephyrinne]

^ A blender... because I like to mix things up! :rasta: :thumbsup:

> A guy I work with was hit by a drunk driver on Friday night; driver fled the scene. Pretty serious accident. Drunk driver hit another person that night too, police caught him. Crazy thing is, I'm here at college, live 2 hours away from my hometown, and I found out who the drunk driver was. A guy I went to high school with. Freaking small world...

V Cheerios or Frosted Flakes?

[beachguy in thongs]

Frosted Flakes.

I like warm drinks, with cigarettes.

Would you flame or be lame? Drink or sink? Cry or whine?

[rastabill89]

Um wow I do not know

Im so bored right now and i quit smoking weed

When you think about me do you touch yourself?

[thebathroom]

^ Yes rasta, in fact i am thinking about you right now

< this thread is never going to die

v what is your opinion on cottage cheese?

[likemclever]

^It looks icky
< I have a sign language test tomorrow
V Do you speak any other language other than your native language.

[zephyrinne]

^ Nah.. I'm in French 4 right now in college and I can barely speak it.

< Cookie dough is good.. i'm high

V Where's your favorite vacation spot?

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

^ i havent been anywhere outside of the US, and i dont really like many of the places i've been in the US. i'm a california native, i'd just like to go back there.

< today is my first cigarette-free day in... at least 6 months. i dont like it. i want a smoke. it's 2 am and i'm not sure if i can make it through the night without a cig.

V have you done anything lately that would make your mother ashamed of you?

[thebathroom]

^ my mother would be ashamed to know that i smoke weed

< i am never consuming expresso again

v what are your plans for the summer?

[buddymyfriend]

^ holiday with my girlfriend and pass by driving test

< I had great sex this weekend

V What the worst lie you've ever told? No lieing now!;)

[psychocat]

I told a girl I had found someone else so I could break up with her because I was on the run from the law and she was from a "good" family.

I love my username.

How honest are you with your family about your drug use?

[thebathroom]

^ not one bit.

< I sold my shoes to someone yesterday for five dollars.

v do you have a lot of useless junk that you never throw out because it's sentimental to you?

[sbskico1]

^lots and lots of useless junk, I am working on getting rid of some....

< I am drinking coffee

Does anyone know someone who lives in Alaska?

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, alaskagirl does.

I need to re-fill my coffee.

What was the last type of "cream" you used, or had the pleasure to be involved with?

[bedake]

^lots and lots of useless junk, I am working on getting rid of some....

< I am drinking coffee

Does anyone know someone who lives in Alaska?

Nope, i dont know anyone that lives there

Im listening to gaming steve, a nerd broadcast
gamingsteve.com

silver or gold?

[psychocat]

Silver for me, gold is for chavs man! BLING !! :( :dance:

I like internet pool.

Are you a sexual exhibitionist ?

[likemclever]

^ yes....he he
< I'm half naked right now getting ready to get into bed.
V do you sleep naked.

[PureEvil760]

sometimes, but usually fully clothed
i love the devil
do you?

[buddymyfriend]

yes all the time

Had a spicy casserole for dinner mmm

whats the kinky'ist thing you ever done?

[bedake]

havent really done anything extremely kinky i dont think.... I was a bit of a photographer for an orgie once haha

It is fuckin 56 degrees outside right now! how cool is that!? It hasnt been this warm in a long time!

Who is cooler, spiderman or wolverine? Gotta choose between them!

[friendowl]

wolverine is a gangsta spidey is a homo.
i am growing some top notch weed
have you ever heard of the moon tribe

[zephyrinne]

^ No, haven't heard of them

< I skipped my class today to get an early start on spring break. :thumbsup:

V Do you like original Doritos or Cool Ranch?

[bedake]

^ No, haven't heard of them

< I skipped my class today to get an early start on spring break. :thumbsup:

V Do you like original Doritos or Cool Ranch?


I prefer the cool ranch over the originals, but my favorites are the EXTREME!!!!!11!1! ones

The streets crack me up

Its lunch time where im at, are you hungry?

[beachguy in thongs]

I could be.

I'm pretty, well, can we just leave it at that?

Can we just leave it at that?

[texstang65]

Uh...Moon Tribe? Nope...tell us mo homie...
Shit...I'm about out of weed...
Whats the fastest you've driven a car or bike?

[thebathroom]

^ 100.. and thats kilometers and hour. I drive pretty slow, but I enjoy that

< It's raining right now, I think it should be snowing

v do you have any tattoos?

[UMrocksmysocks]

no, but i want some pretty badly, going soon...

it was raining so hard last night that my buddy's basement window looked like an aquarium... and it was 39 degrees

do you smoke weed to get by, or do you smoke it socially?

[zephyrinne]

^ Both. It helps me to relax and get things off of my mind, and I just love the feeling a nice smoke of KB can give me. But then again, I don't NEED it. I prefer to smoke socially and not everyday. Keeps my tolerance down. :)

< I need to take out the garbage.

V Don't you ever just want to kill people who cut you off in traffic?

[bedake]

^ Both. It helps me to relax and get things off of my mind, and I just love the feeling a nice smoke of KB can give me. But then again, I don't NEED it. I prefer to smoke socially and not everyday. Keeps my tolerance down. :)

< I need to take out the garbage.

V Don't you ever just want to kill people who cut you off in traffic?


Nah I dont, i hate road rage and it bothers me when people get all pissed off over stuff while driving, relax, dont worry be happy

I cant find my friend!!! I wonder if he just got a new job? Where are you!?!?!?!!!

would you rather dance in the rain, or play in the sand?

[friendowl]

dance in the rain

summers coming

are you going to burning man

[the joint meister]

^ no

< ima christian republican and i love weed odd aint it

v have u eva fucked a animal

[higher4hockey]

does doggy style count ?

I know its only rock and roll, but i like it.

biggest regret ?

[beachguy in thongs]

I don't regret anything. I'd regret not experiencing some of the things that I went through because of choices I've mad, that may have been mistakes.

[Maui Wowie]

...No question...

Life is filled with irony.

Do you have intuition?

[likemclever]

^ Yes I do and I've found that the more you listen to it and trust it the better it becomes.
< I'm writing a paper for my last mid-term right now.
V If you had to change your first and last name what would you change it to.

[thebathroom]

^ Princess Toadstool

< I had decaffinated coffee drinks today!

v what does your room smell like?

[soxsuk6432]

Weed and cheese its
I'm getting surgery
why do you smoke?

[bedake]

Weed and cheese its
I'm getting surgery
why do you smoke?


Its fun, its like a bonus to things, it helps me see things clearer not in an eyesight way hehe, theres alot of reasons!

I think cows are cool animals, kinda like a fat version of a deer, with smaller antlers

do you keep change?

[thebathroom]

^ yes. I put it in a jar and then buy gas with it.

< i am listening to sigur ros

v what is one song you have a very vivid memory or feeling attached to?

[bedake]

^ yes. I put it in a jar and then buy gas with it.

< i am listening to sigur ros

v what is one song you have a very vivid memory or feeling attached to it?


The cure's just like heaven, or lullaby. They are the very first songs i remember ever hearing. and i still love em

Im fond of things that glow

do you have magazine subscriptions?

[thebathroom]

^ nope, not ever. but it would be nice to look forward to something like that in the mail

< i drove in crazy fog today and thought i was going to die

v have you ever played nicky nicky nine doors?

[officerleeroy]

^ nope, not ever. but it would be nice to look forward to something like that in the mail

< i drove in crazy fog today and thought i was going to die

v have you ever played nicky nicky nine doors?
^Nope...how do you play?
<I'm watching the ring 2 right now and this is some crazy shit
VWhat's your favorite movie?

[thebathroom]

^ i heart huckabees

< you go into a neighborhood, ring nine door bells and run like crazy

v have your ever tried to eat rocks?

[bedake]

^ i heart huckabees

< you go into a neighborhood, ring nine door bells and run like crazy

v have your ever tried to eat rocks?


I think i have before... i did alot of weird stuff when i was younger like eating bugs and random plants in the woods

I know a guy trying to start up a zine based on psychedlic drugs, im gonna help him!

do you prefer extreme coldness or extreme heat?

[zephyrinne]

^ Extreme heat.. I don't know why, but I can't stand the cold.

< I'm eating Totino's pepperoni rolls right now.. best munchie food EVER!

V If you had a pet cow, what would her name be?

[buddymyfriend]

^ Lunch

> I was awoken rudely this morning my cat pawing my face, cheers for that!

V If you could have one super power what would it be and why?

[higher4hockey]

super intelligence~ you wouldn't be labeled a freak like you would if you could fly. think about it, if you could fly... shit would hit the fan, you'd either get the cia asking you a bunch of questions, a sidewinder up your ass, or sucked into a jet intake. maybe even all three. with super intelligence, you could basically do whatever you want, and your place in history would be secure!

I am about to go to the hardware store to buy some tools!


when was the last time you wrote a letter ?

[the joint meister]

^ a year ago for weed seeds
< i once bout a 1/4 for 25 bucks and smoked it all in one day wit my freind
v eminem or 50 sent

[sim667]

^ neither they're both shit
< i lurrrrrv to pick my nose
> whats the square root of 24?

[psychocat]

4.89897949

I love mathematics

Whats your fave 5 movies ?

[beachguy in thongs]

High Plains Drifter, ALF goes to Mars (if they made it), Star Wars, Platoon, and Jacob's Ladder.

I think I should tell you to become a mathematician.

Do you know what "the best of seven" is?

[higher4hockey]

Its what the flyers are going to win four times to win the stanley cup! (philly 16w!!!!)

The next time the flyers win the stanley cup, im going to get a tattoo

Whats the sexiest tattoo you've even seen on a female ?

[thebathroom]

^ sadly, i've never seen a sexy tattoo on a female. just silly dolphins and flowers and those stars that are so hip nowadays

< sometimes i take five hour naps in the afternoon. i don't intend to, it just happens

v whats the craziest dream you ever had?

[UnViaje]

^a flying clown in purple suit with a flaming head threw fireballs at a crowd outside a biggie concert and chased us into a peter piper pizza where a giant bloody green tounge crashed thru the ceiling lashing people down thru the ground
<i had a weird attack awhile ago, felt like i was gonna die, went deaf for a while then heard a long ringing noise, shadows got worse
V whats the biggest puddle of blood you've seen?

[psychocat]

After a guy walked in front of a bus and got his head squashed.

I'm glad to be me

Do you believe you are destined for anything big?

[higher4hockey]

yes, an aircraft carrier (very big)

i passed my physical for the navy !!!


have you ever fucked on cocaine ?

[psychocat]

Yes

Redheads rule

Glasses or contacts (if you had to) ?

[likemclever]

Redheads rule


yes they do :thumbsup:

^I don't know maybe glasses
< I'm getting ready to go to an Irish shin dig
V What's your favorite beverage?

[rastabill89]

yes they do :thumbsup:

^I don't know maybe glasses
< I'm getting ready to go to an Irish shin dig
V What's your favorite beverage?

rootbeer

I gota do some much drivers ed homework tonight

What do you plan on doing tonight

[officerleeroy]

^Getting completely hammered
<I'm eating a delicious chicken breast right now
VWhat would you do if you knew you were the only person left on the planet?

[thebathroom]

^ dance around in the streets in the nude

< i almost got into an accident today because the clouds looked so pretty

v name one of your guilty pleasure songs

[Maui Wowie]

Michael Jackson - Billie Jean

I agree the sky pwned today.

How much do you spend on weed monthly?

[beachguy in thongs]

A few thousand dollars. I told my doctor that I wanted Medicare to pay for it and he gave me an odd look.

Talkin' bout the weather? Oh, I have some wine. The two W's.

Do you think it's quicker to count to 100 with your legs crossed or your arms folded?

[thebathroom]

^ arms folded, no doubt

< i have a love hate relationship with cheese

v how many bowel movements have you had today?

[rastabill89]

arms folded

It's thundering outside

Do you like Opie and Anthony?

[psychocat]

Never heard of them.

Got some blinding green.

Alice Cooper or Marilyn Manson?

[thebathroom]

^ alice cooper

< i prefer baths to showers

v if you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, and it had to be a vegetable, what would it be?

[highjinx]

^ spam
< i like spam
V do you like spam?

[thebathroom]

^ what is spam?

< I don't know what spam is

v can you tell me what spam is?

[psychocat]

http://www.spam.com/
Spam isn't really a vegetable now is it ??
But (singing) " Spam,spam,spam,spam,lovely spam,Monty rules huh?

Turnip.

I like meat mmmmm beef yummy pork and lamb.

Who is the wierdest person in the world, think about it ??

[highjinx]

^ wacko jacko lol
< im gonna have a beer
V have you been high in the snow?

[thebathroom]

^ yesssss and it was amazing, i didnt even feel cold even though my hole body was numb from it

< my room is so clean right now

v do you have things to do today that you arn't going to do?

[beachguy in thongs]

Hmmm. Haven't not done them, yet.

Socks. I can't stand holes.

The last time you wore panty hose, what body part(s) did you cover with it?

[thebathroom]

^ my face ahahah!! but i didnt rob a bank or anything

< i dislike socks in general

v what is the most amount of baths or showers you've taken in one day?

[psychocat]

3 maybe 4

I have a purple helmet !!

Top or bottom bunk ?

[friendowl]

bottom bunk

shrek is cool

how much money for you to be in a porno with michael jackson
and macually cullkin

[psychocat]

I would do it for free if it was an SM video and all I had to do was kick the shit out of them.

Been tokin over a quarter of a century.

How many definitions can you find for the word "BOLLOCKS" ?

[beachguy in thongs]

Verb 1. bollocks - make a mess of, destroy or ruin; "I botched the dinner and we had to eat out"; "the pianist screwed up the difficult passage in the second movement"
bobble, bollix, bollix up, bollocks up, botch, botch up, bumble, bungle, flub, fluff, foul up, fuck up, louse up, mess up, mishandle, muck up, ball up, spoil, muff, screw up, fumble, blow
go wrong, miscarry, fail - be unsuccessful; "Where do today's public schools fail?"; "The attempt to rescue the hostages failed miserably"

"Bollocks" is a vulgar slang term meaning testicles in British English. The word is often used figuratively, most commonly as a noun to mean "nonsense" or as an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, but also in a number of other ways; as an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless", and in various compound expressions (see below). Due to its versatility, bollocks has been called the Swiss Army Knife of andrological profanities.

Perhaps the best-known international use of the term in this sense is in the title of a Sex Pistols album. Testimony in a resulting lawsuit over the "obscene" term demonstrated that in Old English the word referred to a priest, and could also be used to mean "nonsense" (see Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols for details).

On the 6th Of November 2005, the Manchester United Football Team manager, Alex Ferguson, said bollocks on live TV!
Alternative spellings
The word is sometimes spelled as bollox or bollix, usually by residents of countries other than the British Isles who do not quite understand its meaning. Residents of said countries may respond that they consider bollix a separate word meaning to make a foolish mistake that detracts from a work in progress, as in "The project was going well, but my boss bollixed it up."

"Bollix" may also be used to refer to a particularly nasty or awkward person, as in "He's a right Bollix" [Ireland].
Negative uses
Bollocks!
Bollocks! can be used as a standalone interjection to express strong disagreement. This can be expanded, for example, to "What a complete and utter pile of bollocks!"
Talking bollocks
In this context it means talking nonsense or even bullshit, for example "don't listen to him, he's talking bollocks". Talking bollocks in a corporate context is referred to as bollockspeak. Bollockspeak tends to be buzzword-laden and largely content-free. "Rupert, we'll have to leverage our synergies to facilitate a paradigm shift by Q4" is an example of management bollockspeak. The act of talking bollocks whilst waving one's arms about wildly is referred to as testiculation.
Dropping a bollock
To drop a bollock describes the malfunction of an operation, or messing something up.
Bollocking
Bollocking usually refers to a good verbal chastisement for something one has done incorrectly. i.e. "I didn't do my homework and got a right bollocking off Mr Smith" The term is used frequently in the British Army recruitment process where it is mutually understood if you err then you will get bollocked or get a bollocking - in most cases, these bollockings will be without physical contact but will be a psychological assault on a person's character, look or actions.

Originally, a bollocking was a serious assault, and the term comes from the bollock dagger, popular between the 13th and 18th centuries.

Rollocking is sometimes used in place of bollocking when use of the word could cause offence.

Bollocking can also be used as a reinforcing adjective: "He hasn't a bollocking clue!".
Positive uses
The bollocks
The bollocks - and the definite article is important here - can be used to mean something good when you're talking about a person or object, "My new car is the bollocks!" or "That new chef down the road, she's the bollocks!". Non-native speakers should exercise extreme caution when using the term in this manner. The antonymic property of bollocks and the [dog's] bollocks is often used in humor, such as in the film The 51st State.
Top bollock[s]
Top bollock is also used in this context, "This beer is top bollock". Used in the plural, top bollocks often refers to women's breasts, "Look at Tracy's top bollocks - you don't get many of those to the pound."
Dog's bollocks
Another usage with a positive sense is the dog's bollocks, based on the notion that a dog's bollocks must taste good, as they spend so much time licking them. Sometimes this is shortened to just "the dog's" or "the bollocks" (see above).

Although this is a recent term (the Online Etymology Dictionary dates it to 1989), its origins are obscure:

* etymologist Eric Partridge believes the term comes from the printers' mark of a colon and a dash;
* another theory suggests it is a spoonerism of "box, deluxe", in much the same way that "box, standard" was corrupted to "bog standard", although this etymology is anything but certain. See article on WorldWideWords website.



"The dog's bollocks" fits in with several rhyming reduplications of positive meaning that were popular during the 1920s ("the bee's knees," "the cat's pajamas"). More recent expressions that follow the same pattern are "the mutt's nuts" or "the dog's danglies". A further positive aspect of "the dog's bollocks" is derived from their prominence or notability, as in the expression "it sticks out like the dog's bollocks".

The Dog's Bollocks is also the name of a ska band from Atlanta, Georgia. See website.
Dog's Bollock Syndrome
Dog's Bollock Syndrome can be used to describe an excessive use of technology or visual aid, such as in an enormous use of Flash animations on a website. It is derived from following riddle: "Q: Why do dogs lick their bollocks? A: Because they can". In a technological context, the question could be "Why has the web developer included a three-minute animated intro to this page?", prompting the answer: "Dog's Bollock Syndrome, innit. Because he can".
Chuffed to one's bollocks
The phrase chuffed to [his] bollocks describes someone who is very pleased with himself. One example is The Homecoming by Nobel laureate Harold Pinter. The phrase provided a serious challenge to translators of his work. See BBC article.
Ballocks
There is a type of late-medieval dagger that is known to weapon and armor specialists as a "ballock knife" or "ballock-hafted knife". This dagger has a pair of symmetrical oval swellings located on each side of the hilt at the guard, depicting a clear resemblance to genitalia. An example can be found in the Wallace Collection in London and is depicted in the official catalogue there. "Ballock" is a variation of "bollock", which was in everyday usage in the medieval period, albeit rarely heard today. The connection with "ball" in the sense of testis is evident.
Other uses
Bollock head is a British term for a shaven head, but can also refer to someone who is intellectually challenged (similar to bollock brain). Bollock chops is used to describe someone with a rounded face physiognomy. Bollock breath is a general term of abuse, likely for a person suffering from halitosis. Bollock buster refers to any very heavy heavy, especially one that may cause a hernia.

Both icy weather and hard work run the risk of orchidectomy: "It's minus twenty outside - I'll freeze my bollocks off!", or "Fred worked his bollocks off on that last project". In this context, one can also work one's bollocks "to the bone".

Used in singular form to describe being in the nude: "stark bollock naked". Bollocky is Australian slang for "naked"; in the bollocky-buff is naval slang for the same. However, bollock naked is naval slang for spaghetti bolognese.

Another common usage in Ireland and the UK - "....a right kick in the bollocks" - is used to describe a significant set-back or disappointment. In Ireland, a "kick in the bollocks" is the name of a non-alcoholic cocktail of Red Bull and red lemonade.

A related term bolloxed (more rarely: bollocksed) means "bladdered", or "drunk". For example: "We had 12 pints of Stella last night and we was [sic] well bolloxed".

Because the word "bollocks" is not generally understood in American English, it was used by one of the subjects in the 2004 television program "Brat Camp", in which troubled British teenagers were sent to an American wilderness reformation camp. In it, participants were forbidden by the camp rules from swearing, but since the supervisors did not recognize the term "bollocks" as a swear, one member was able to use it to relieve his frustration with impunity. The program included a brief segment in which he begged the (British) camera crew not to reveal the meaning of the word to the supervisors.

On the Internet, bollocks is sometimes synonymous with "miscellaneous" in some blogs. It is used to list stories that do not fit in any other particular category (See Threadwatch).
Shouting game
A game called "bollocks" exists in which the players take turns to shout the eponymous word. Each shout is required to be louder than the last, starting with a whisper and ending with a full-blooded yell. This is usually played by schoolboys, to whom the idea of shouting a proscribed word in public has a sort of risqué appeal. A 'Mexican wave bollocks' variation (where the fun is in getting as many other people to shout the word as possible) is often played by overexcited children away from their parents for the first time in the campsites of British Music Festivals, including Glastonbury, T in The Park, etc. People often break the chain by shouting 'arse' instead but this usually results in it starting over again.

I really bugged myself out by posting those hemorrhoids.

Don't you have TheFreeDictionary.com?

[likemclever]

^ Actually, I use dictionary.com it has a built in thesaurus that I like.

< I just got back from my Irish shin digâ?¦..jk. And I got the most amazing book from their silent auction itâ??s called â??The Cloud Spotterâ??s Guide, The Science, History, and Culture of Clouds.â?�

V Are you a pessimist or an optimist?

[thebathroom]

^ optimist

< i am listening to a really beautiful song

v whats under your bed right now?

[highjinx]

^ my weed
< im goin to bed now
Vwhat do you want for christmas?

[acrca]

what i want is 5 pounds of pot, what i will get, probably 500 bucks

i just ate a pork burrito

if you could have 100 dollars worth of any drug what would it be

[geonagual]

probably just more weed
I am going to do a 5 mile walk tommorrow
What is the furthest you have ever walked?

[officerleeroy]

probably just more weed
I am going to do a 5 mile walk tommorrow
What is the furthest you have ever walked?
^About 5 miles with my friend one morning when we had been up all night...we just wanted to walk to the skateshop and have some fun:D
<I'm pretty fuckin high right now:stoned:
VWhat would you do if you were the only man left on earth and had to have sex with one woman to save the human population but that women was the ugiest woman you had ever seen?

[psychocat]

Learn how to do IVF extremely quickly

Really need to see a doc.

Ever been in fear of losing your life ?

[friendowl]

yes more than once

subway is good to eat

whats your favorie sandwich

[higher4hockey]

reuben!

i plan on getting intoxicated tonight.


what is your number one life goal?

[acrca]

to own unsmokeable amounts of weed, like erceg

i have a report to do, but instead im gettin high

would you break into a house to jack an ounce?

[officerleeroy]

to own unsmokeable amounts of weed, like erceg

i have a report to do, but instead im gettin high

would you break into a house to jack an ounce?
^Nope...I think everyone needs to earn their own stuff and pay for it with their own money...fuck stealing
<I'm eating the best chickenstrips in the world right now and can't wait to load up a bowl.:dance:
VWhen was the last time you had sex?

[Twinkletoes]

^pretoria,south africa
>grow my own tomatoes,amongst weed
Vwhats your dayjob?

[Twinkletoes]

fuck,was 2 late

[Twinkletoes]

this morning,
this game is radical
whats your dayjob?

[zephyrinne]

^ College student

< I haven't been on the boards for about 5 days.. I missed this place.. :rasta:

V Do you like white chocolate?

[psychocat]

Not really.

I love cake

Whats the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten ?

[beachguy in thongs]

Bicycling up the road, at age six, a bug flew right in my mouth and down my throat.

I was young, not sure if I was six, but I either just made up a memory, or actually, recalled something, I'm not sure.

If you were to go out with me on Friday, would it be to a comedy club (Bobby Slayton is performing), a dance club, or to a sports bar (NCAA tournament is on, I'll need to watch most of it)?

[zephyrinne]

I'd have to pick the sports bar.

Got really stoned last night with 3 of my guy friends.. and we all watched a softcore porno on HBO. It was the most ridiculous/funny thing ever.

Do you like cold pizza?

[beachguy in thongs]

I'll eat anything, but, prefer my pizza fresh, or just prepared.

Hmmm, I'm currently wondering what happened last night???

Is there someone on your "To Do" list?

[officerleeroy]

I'll eat anything, but, prefer my pizza fresh, or just prepared.

Hmmm, I'm currently wondering what happened last night???

Is there someone on your "To Do" list?
^Yes...put my car back together...been trying for the last 2 days to put some headers in but my starter keeps getting in the way:mad: looks like I'll have to go back to stock:(
<I'm really tired right now...
VHow much sleep did you get last night?

[Kryzco]

^ Shit I have no idea, I would say about 6 hours
< I'm addicted to the internet (i'm lame :( )
v if you were on fear factor would you eat what they told you to?

[graph]

^ Nothing on those shows is as bad as what's put in your food at fast food restaurants (you really wanna know what makes their secret sauce so secret?) so yeh
< I've counted to infinity. Twice.
V What's the one thing in your life you're most embarrassed about?

[beachguy in thongs]

Sorry. Can't think of one thing.

I've divided infinity into 3, four times.

V ----What would you rate your naked body on a scale from 1 to 10?

Oh, and what sex are you?

[Az.]

^ ummm.....about a 5.....and im male.

< Im making eggy bread....and I feel like eating ice-cream

V What is your most visited site on the internet?

[VoidLivesOn]

^ this site
< I have to go back to fucking school tomorrow.
V Are you hungry?

[stangle12]

not really
i havnt smoked in two weeks becuase i have to study for finals
how big is your genitalia?

[higher4hockey]

put it this way: i could drive a cabrio and not feel bad about myself.

I want something about hockey on the back of my tombstone.

if you were president, what is the first thing you would do (expcept try to legalize)

[thebathroom]

^ resign

< i am NOT going to get stoned tonight.

v what music do your parents listen to?

[psychocat]

Harps as they are both brown bread.

Boo hoo I'm an orphan

Music from which decade if that was all you could listen to 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s or the current day?

[HazyInsomniacToker]

^60's

<i'm all out of weed and resin headaches suck :(

VWould it suck to be blind, deaf or mute(u cant communicate in any way or form)?

[Az.]

^ ummmm.....yeah it would REALLY suck!!!

< I am really in need for some weed.....I haven't been stoned in weeks :(

V Did whatever you planned to do once you finished your education actually happen? (If your still in education then just say what you plan to do....)

[Kryzco]

^ nope I dropped out of hs, but i'm plannin on going back as soon as I get some money and my life back in order
< I'm a female (i only posted that because I've seen too many replies refering to me as a he, him, his etc)
V if you had the opposite sex organ for a day, what would you do?

[psychocat]

What do you think I would do with a pussy for a day? I've always wondered what a female orgasm feels like.

I love the Ramones.

Could you be an executioner?

[C4nn4Bliss]

Yes, i would especially like to be the guy that does the gullotine:P

I am eating sushi

Would you want to try DMT if i gave you some

[thebathroom]

^ yes

< i think the best at four o'clock in the morning.

v do you have a distinct smell? describe it.

[psychocat]

Ganja and leather

I want biscuits

Do you ever want kids?

[officerleeroy]

Ganja and leather

I want biscuits

Do you ever want kids?
^Definitely. 1 boy 1 girl:D
<I love only having to go to class on mondays:thumbsup:
VWhat is the one drug that you have been dying to try?

[zephyrinne]

^ Shrooms

< Fuck buddies come in handy sometimes.

V Do you like Subway?

[beachguy in thongs]

Yes, it's an efficient mass transportation system.

I'm using this week to change my path in life.

Will anyone in your bloodstream retire as the head of a union?

[highjinx]

^ fook knows!
< iv been driving a van all fucking day!
V would you pull a lions tail for a million bucks?

[likemclever]

^Yes, as long as the tail wasnâ??t attached to an actual lion.
<I went to a swingers club on St. Patrick â??s Day (not a swinger)
V When you were a little kid what did you want to be when you grew up?

[higher4hockey]

a lifeflight pilot.


im going to my favorite place in the world tomorrow


who's tougher, hockey players, or NFL players ?

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

^ hmm... well, football players are bigger, but i think i'd rather be tackled by a guy with padding, than a guy holding a big stick with blades on his feet. plus guys with missing teeth scare me.

< i ran out of weed the other day. blarg. i am not a happy camper.

V would you rather get a week's notice before you die, so that you have time to sort out your affairs and say goodbye to people, or would you rather not have any idea, and live the last week of your life worry-free?

[zephyrinne]

^ I'd rather just live out the rest of my life without getting a notice. I already show people how much I care for them, and all of my friends and family know how much I love them.. etc, etc. And I wouldn't want to worry about any of that stuff anyways.

< I'm sick. No fun.

V What can you take for an upset stomach besides Pepto Bismol? lol, sorry... have to ask.

[bedake]

^ I'd rather just live out the rest of my life without getting a notice. I already show people how much I care for them, and all of my friends and family know how much I love them.. etc, etc. And I wouldn't want to worry about any of that stuff anyways.

< I'm sick. No fun.

V What can you take for an upset stomach besides Pepto Bismol? lol, sorry... have to ask.


I dont really take anything, perhaps drink clear fluids I suppose... mabye some herbal teas

I just watched a great freakin movie! I dont even know what the name was.

Do you find that there is not enough time in the day?

[likemclever]

What can you take for an upset stomach besides Pepto Bismol? lol, sorry... have to ask.

You might try some 7up or ginger ale if your tummy is feeling yucky.

or a big drag off of a fat J has always made mine better.

[officerleeroy]

I dont really take anything, perhaps drink clear fluids I suppose... mabye some herbal teas

I just watched a great freakin movie! I dont even know what the name was.

Do you find that there is not enough time in the day?
^Definitely, ever since I graduated it seems like time is flying faster than ever before...
<I just got a little buzzed from the nastiest beer I've ever tasted:glugglug:
V If you had to would you drive while drunk or high?

[beachguy in thongs]

I better (drive drunk or stoned). People like to smash into me when I'm sober.

I can't ever remember drinking a nasty beer (and that includes the time I pulled my car over to get a two day-old beer out of backpack, in my trunk).

Did you give yourself a chance to win money on the NCAA College Basketball tournament?

[HiddenBeauty]

No

It's getting warmer outside woohoo.

Would you get all your body hair waxed for £10,000(or your currency)?

[C4nn4Bliss]

yeah, it dont hurt, less you a bitch, i get it done all the time

Found out the hard way what a dirty sanchez is

Do you know what a dirty sanchez is?

[JunkYard]

Nope

I like kinky sex

what is a dirty sanchez?

[HiddenBeauty]

Nope

I like kinky sex

what is a dirty sanchez?


A dirty Sanchez or filthy Sanchez is a term describing the result of a person having a "mustache" made at least partially of fecal matter.

I don't like kinky sex

Would you like a dirty sanchez from someone?

[C4nn4Bliss]

no i learned the hard way


Junkyard gave too much info


Would you take a really dirty sanchez??

[HiddenBeauty]

Missed my question out :(

Confused now but errrmmm no I wouldnt.To erase memories do self brain surgery it may work.Got a drill?

My brain hurts :smokin:

Do you have a high pain threshold?

[JunkYard]

no i learned the hard way


Junkyard gave too much info


Would you take a really dirty sanchez??

Nope

I'm ammused

Was the dirty sanchez thing done on south park?

[C4nn4Bliss]

rofl maybe but i do remember when cartman put shit on butters nose, and then he put butters hand in warm water and cartman peed on him, hahahaha

i love south park

name your favorite episode

[graph]

The Wacky Molestation Adventure
My tears cure cancer
Why so much about the dirty sanchez?

[C4nn4Bliss]

Jail...nuff said

Hasnt smoked in 2 months

Will you send me some seeds@!

[psychocat]

Missed my question out :(

Confused now but errrmmm no I wouldnt.To erase memories do self brain surgery it may work.Got a drill?

My brain hurts :smokin:

Do you have a high pain threshold?

Yes extremely high

I hate conversations on threads that exclude others, thats why they invented chat.

Are you a lurker (someone who goes into chat and says fuck all) ?



You want a conversation go to chat .

[JunkYard]

Missed my question out :(

Confused now but errrmmm no I wouldnt.To erase memories do self brain surgery it may work.Got a drill?

My brain hurts :smokin:

Do you have a high pain threshold?
Not to leave you out. ;)

Not really

Mine too

what color are your eyes?

[psychocat]

Red from the Ganja man

Bollocks is my fave word

Whats yours ?

[C4nn4Bliss]

shlong

i need a vacation

If you could go back in time, where would you go

[JunkYard]

woodstock

I'm going to bed

If you were a cow, would you let some dumb redeck pull on your tits?

[graph]

I do that now
I really don't
when was the last time you went to the bathroom?

[psychocat]

10 minutes ago

I believe I am ever so slightly insane

How about your sanity?

[beachguy in thongs]

Sane, but self-suppressed.

My weed smoke cures cancer. (Your's does, too!) Well, not really.

Last place you had sex?

[graph]

In the ass
I once took down a helicopter by just pointing at it and saying "bang"
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[beachguy in thongs]

Graph, "The Ass" is my friend's car.

Whoops, the yolk.

I once flew in a helicopter, 25 years ago.

When do you ovulate?

[HiddenBeauty]

Once a month.

Men have it so easy.

Have you had the snip?(vasectomy)

[beachguy in thongs]

Hah, Lol. No.

It's sunny and I'm getting an amp in six hours.

Which premise do you think is scarier/better: a Vampire or a Werewolf?

[HiddenBeauty]

Vampire because werewolves only change with a full moon.

I really need the loo.

What's the furthest distance you have ever travelled?

[officerleeroy]

Vampire because werewolves only change with a full moon.

I really need the loo.

What's the furthest distance you have ever travelled?
^I think it's florida...but is colorado the same distance the other way?:confused:
<I think I'm in love with shrooms
VHave you ever been out of the country you live in?

[psychocat]

Yes frequently

I wanna tulip with white widow

who's knickers (womens underwear) would you like to be for a day (boxers if your a girl?)

[stangle12]

barbra bush's
coke is a joke
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

[Wesley Pipes]

^ wtf is a tootsie pop?
< i'm tired (5:51am and no sleep)
v what was the last thing you did before seein this

[zephyrinne]

^ Yawned and thought to myself what a great night I had.

< Just got home from an awesome smoke session that involved me and 2 guy friends going to Dairy Mart to get food for the munchies. Needless to say, after me and my friend paid, we left the store leaving our other friend in there. The friend still in the store gets asked by the clerk, "Have you all been smoking?" He's like, "Yeah, maybe a little." Then he left. Meanwhile, my buddy and I are outside yelling and making weird noises.. it's 2 AM. Man, it's fun going on little road trips when you're high. lol :stoned:

V Tits or ass?

[beachguy in thongs]

Ass.

I think G-strips are sexier than see-through bras.
LMAO, I said, G-strips. I meant g-strings.

Will you pinch yourself in the butt and tell me if it hurt?

[HiddenBeauty]

No,i'm not into self harm ;) :D

I need some rizla's :(

If you could choose an animal to be,what would you be and why?

[psychocat]

I already am !

I just burped

Have you ever streaked ?

1. To form streaks.
2. To be or become streaked.
3. To move at high speed; rush.
4. To run naked in public, especially as a prank. I mean this one of course.

[beachguy in thongs]

Kind of. Wore g-strings and a hockey mask, with workboots and barbecue sauce all over me, to a bar for a $500 prize by a radio station for craziest costume. And I walked down Pacific Ave. like that, from my car.

I'm starving, but watching a movie.

Do you smoke a cigarette to help a morning shit?

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

^ indeed i do. big cup of strong, muddy coffee and cig first thing in the morning.

< my dealer has been fucking me around for the last 4 hours about getting my half O. i am extremely irritated and i have no pot to calm me down. :cursing:

V what's something you would absolutely NEVER do, no matter how much money you might hypothetically get paid for it?

[acrca]

have sex with a dead body, while reading

i am gettin a 80 sack

what would you do if a big black guy that could kick your ass took your stash would he get away

[bedake]

have sex with a dead body, while reading

i am gettin a 80 sack

what would you do if a big black guy that could kick your ass took your stash would he get away


how come he is black..? Yes id let him have it, not because he is 'big and black' but because he must really need it, or im not a fighter

Im watching family guy

What is your favorite cartoon?

[likemclever]

^ King of the Hill or Sponge Bob Square Pants (Patrickâ??s my favorite)
< I want to strangle the lazy ass college kids I got to school with.
<What is your biggest pet peeve?

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

^ hmmm.. i'm not sure about the biggest, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people mumble on the phone, and/or when they have loud music or a loud tv playing in the background and i cant hear them over it and they're too fuckin stupid to turn it down or move someplace quieter, they'd rather just keep repeating themselves.

< i got a xanax prescription from my doc. but it's not as good for anxiety as good ol' maryjane. :(

V what would you do if you found out someone you love was converting to scientology?

[psychocat]

Laugh my arse off.

My chicken is almost cooked.

Ever been whitewater rafting?

[beachguy in thongs]

Laugh my arse off.

My chicken is almost cooked.

Ever been whitewater rafting?
In DisneyWorld, I went on the Congo Bongo River Rapids, when I was 8. I had my arms stretched out, to the bar that circles the center, and a huge wave came crashing down on my back. It was so cold that I couldn't breath.

I turned the TV on and turned away. Five minutes later, I'm watching The People's Court.

Are you a test-tube baby? Or, do you know one?

[Fabolous]

^pretty damn sure i am not one, and no i do not know one.

< i deisded to take a shower after 2 days of not takin one.

v tell me if love exist or not or is it just a product of the human imagination? I mean is "love" just an excuse to keep us all living?

[geonagual]

Love does exist, but alot of times it is connected to lust

I just ran out of weed

Would you kill someone if they were going to kill you??

[thebathroom]

^ probably not.

< i have 19 half empty water bottles in my room

v did you ever make jokes about the pope and terry shiavo?

[Fabolous]

^ I really can't think of a joke (i am a nonjoke thinker)

< I was suppose to go partying, but it looks like shit out side.

V do you belive that jesus is real? if so do you have evidence?

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, he left his pipe and his lighter at my house.

I cracked open a Yuengling, as I have nothing to do and I want to use the excuse that I can't drive, anywhere, because I've been drinking since 1:00.

Do you tolerate cigarette smoking in your car?

[UnViaje]

as long as they give me a bottle of gin

i just saw Enemy Mine, gonna see it again, badazz movie

have you seen Enemy Mine? good messages in there

[friendowl]

nah ese never seen it

living in cali is the best

whats the grossest thing you ever saw

[are you kind]

i once saw a dude melt his finger on the pipe while smoking meth

i don't smoke meth

ever smoked meth?

[beachguy in thongs]

Why the obsession with meth? I smoked crack.

I don't smoke crack.

Ever smoke crack?

[HiddenBeauty]

No I haven't smoked crack,I don't do shit drugs

I really need some weed in my area.

Have you ever tried heroin and if so what is it like ?

[Smpthy4TheDevil]

^ yes. hmmm... well if you've tried vicodin, morphine or oxycodone, you might have a general idea, but it's MUCH stronger. all pain is gone, all worries about anything are gone, nothing is important except how utterly blissful and wonderful and warm and sleepy and fuzzy you feel. and sorta itchy. and if you're not used to it you might puke.

< i might have to spend quite a while in the hospital (2-4 weeks is the estimate) and i'm not looking forward to it. i'm going to try to sneak in some joints.

V have you ever smoked pot someplace you really shouldnt have, such as in front of a police station, in your high school principal's office, or in rehab?

[homemade]

^smoked across from police station, in my mall 40 million times
<im listening to elenor rigby
>do you like the beatles(if so add fav song)

[Kryzco]

^I never gotten into them, but I do recognize their influence and I think they are awesome for that
<I'm bored out of my fuckin mind and I'm tired and probably going to sleep after this post
Vwhat is ur all time fav video game and why

[higher4hockey]

Rally Sport Challenge 2. (xbox) why: i love racing games, and rsc2 is in my opinion the greatest racing game ever made.

Some people think its weird that I'm a Flyers fan, but also a Steelers fan.

what are you afraid of ?

[Fabolous]

^ Bugs, can't stand them and i am man that can remit it to!

< I just borke my skate board that gonna cost my yet a nother $143 to fucking fix :(

V do you masterbate?

[thebathroom]

^ yes. alot.

< i feel so happily stoned. and the more times i say happy i get a little bit happier. Happy.

v tell me about a happy experiance. Happy. HAppy.

[beachguy in thongs]

I was walking down the street, at age five or six. There was a baseball field at the bottom of the street and I saw my best friend's father walking up the street, with his baseball uniform on. He was the coach of the Suburban Baseball team for my area. He was carrying a small child in his arms, his head wrapped in a bloody towel. He had been hit in the head with a thrown bat.

Sorry, I totally misread the question.

Are you gonna smoke another cigarette?

[HiddenBeauty]

I was walking down the street, at age five or six. There was a baseball field at the bottom of the street and I saw my best friend's father walking up the street, with his baseball uniform on. He was the coach of the Suburban Baseball team for my area. He was carrying a small child in his arms, his head wrapped in a bloody towel. He had been hit in the head with a thrown bat.

Sorry, I totally misread the question.

Are you gonna smoke another cigarette?

I don't smoke cigarette's

I need to go outside and it's really bright :cool:

Do you have a preference for either long hair or short?

[JunkYard]

It doesn't matter much; both can be sexy on the right girl.

I'm going to watch TV for a bit

Do you like Sponge Bob Square Pants? (That's what I'm going to watch, lol)

[HiddenBeauty]

I hate Sponge Bob

It's raining again in England

Have you cried after watching a film? (which one/s)

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, but I can't remember which ones.

The amount of rain we've had, in Virginia Beach (at the boardwalk weather station), for the entire month of March isn't even traceable.

How long would it take you to find out the temperature outside, right now? And how would you do it?

[bedake]

Yeah, but I can't remember which ones.

The amount of rain we've had, in Virginia Beach (at the boardwalk weather station), for the entire month of March isn't even traceable.

How long would it take you to find out the temperature outside, right now? And how would you do it?


it takes me about a second, i have the firefox extension for weather in the tool bar... getfirefox.com

Im drinking 7up

whats your favorite 'green' soda, ie sprite mt dew 7up

[UMrocksmysocks]

sprite for sure

i picked up some dank headies last night, went to a concert, and got laid when i went home :rasta:

do you think bubblers are worth all the hassle, aas far as cleaning and replacing the water, when a bong would r ip you even more?

[homemade]

i just pak a bowl or roll a j

i shot a staple into my arm a few hours ago

coca cola or pepsi?

[da haze meister]

neither, soda sucks balls

730

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[beachguy in thongs]

450

Sometimes I hit tab, sometimes I hit enter, it depends.

How tall are you, in inches?

[da haze meister]

450

Sometimes I hit tab, sometimes I hit enter, it depends.

How tall are you, in inches?
im 69 inches tall

im hiiigh

spit or swallow?

[the joint meister]

^ spit always spit
< im going to get dreads
v newports or marlboro reds

[acrca]

i dont smoke but if i had to malboro reds

im watching carlos mencia on secret stash

Krafttstoffbehalter;';'';'; what language, and if you know whats the word

[da haze meister]

it sounds like german or somethin

im watching this slick jet li movie The One

dark and sticky or fluffy and hairy

[da haze meister]

neither, soda sucks balls

730

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
woooah i was high
what did 730 mean?

[are you kind]

^ fluffy and hairy
< today is my day off and i plan to smoke all day long and maybe eat some candy
V what are you going to do today?

[beachguy in thongs]

Tonight?
Eat dinner (breakfast)

Lol, I just answered the question, then posted.

How do you like your eggs?

[bedake]

Tonight?
Eat dinner (breakfast)

Lol, I just answered the question, then posted.

How do you like your eggs?


scrambled with green pepper, onion, jalepenos, cheese, and 2 different kinds of hot sauce in em MMMM MMMM

I am a Fuck Up

Penicil or pen?

[acrca]

pencil. i always fuck up with pens

i gotta take a piss but i insist on typing this first

if you were about to die of cancer, and they give you the option to skydive without a parachute would you? do it high? i would

[higher4hockey]

depends on how long i had to live, like if i was going to die at the end of the day. i would do it. but i would do it on X not high. and i would also pull my pants down before the moment of impact just for shits and giggles.

the flyers moved into first place in their division!!

whats the funniest joke you know?

[UnViaje]

ol shcool one i heard in 3rd grade, not for the over sensitive like that estrogen producing abused kid euphoric [see spirituality thread]. only remember it somewhat, my own rendition I guess...
it goes, a chinese guy, a white guy, n a black guy go to hell
the devil says, "for your wicked actions on earth you shall suffer my wrath as you will be incinerated in my palm!"
he picks up the the chinese guy first and laughs as he goes up in flames, skin oozes off and skeleton becomes ash, everything
the white guy tries running and the devil laughs once more at his futile attempt at escape, yelling "petty weakling, for that you shall endure twice as much of the torturrrre!!", and suddenly he bursts into an array of vibrant flames almost blinding the black guy
"yesss, another soul reckoned to a fiery doom"
he picks up the black guy n puts him in his palm
"what the fukk" the devil says
the black guy replies, "havent you heard man?, chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand"

this cat euphoric is funny as hell, pussy starts bytching me out like a woman on her period cuz i slipped on satanism, gets all serious n actually looks out my name like he "means business", claims to put me on ignore - then responds to my reply lmao, then another soft retard joins claiming i should be banned, all because I didnt get a belief right, awwwwwwww *tear*
these infants rule, talk about comic relief

do you have or have had any exotic pets? an old neighbor of mine had a panther for a while, I thought it was pretty normal, fukkr was vicious.

[the joint meister]

^ i have a basset hound who likes to eat cheto puff's is that exotic?
< i want to build a bomb
v do u know how to build a bomb? if so please share

[jordanb]

^No i fucking dont u psychopath
I really gotta get off the computer, i gotta headache!
How many hours a day (on average) are u on the internet?

[beachguy in thongs]

45 minutes, but I'm usually connected

That's great. Every time I look at jordanb's post (above), especially the second line, I get a headache. But, it goes away, when I look away.

If you were dropped off in the Alleghany Mountain Chain region, out of a helicopter, which state would you choose?

[higher4hockey]

pennsylvania, i live there.

i just polished my boots.

what, in your opinion, will be the downfall of mankind ?

[thebathroom]

^ ipods

< stale coffee smells not so nice

v i asked before, i know i did. BUT what is your favourite smell?

[likemclever]

Fresh cut grassâ?¦not the smoking kind the mowing kind.
I love beef jerky
What was the last book you read?

[HiddenBeauty]

The Guv'nor.It's the life story of Lenny McLean in his own words.

I don't know what beef jerky is.

Do you know who Lenny McLean is?

[beachguy in thongs]

A bare-knuckled boxer.

I love Sauerkraut and Keilbasa.

Have you, or your dog, ever had worms?