Blood Test Tommorow

[soxsuk6432]

I put this in the drug test thread but I'm guessing I'll get alot more feedback here. I am having a blood test tommorrow are there any tricks that I can use to pass it. I have smoked 5 times this week last being friday morning.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Eeek!

Why have you waited so long!

You're fucked, man. Unless you have some drug test pass kits or whatever they're called (look at cannabis.com's affiliates), you're totally fucked.

I mean, you could still use bleach, but then they'll ask you why Hydrochloric Acid was in your bloodstream.

[soxsuk6432]

I didn't know about it until this morning. Can you explain what you mean about bleach.

[jay42]

I thought bleach and the like only works with piss tests. Basically you put some in your sample when you're in the bathroom. It would be pretty hard to do without a nurse noticing when taking a blood sample from you.

[pogmoasal1]

um.... yourr geting a drug test that way or just geting you blood taken by your doc

[jay42]

I just thought of something. If a doctor takes a blood sample for like cholesterol or something, they can't test for drugs right?

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

I just thought of something. If a doctor takes a blood sample for like cholesterol or something, they can't test for drugs right?
They test for all things, but they can't call the cops if and when they find weed in your system.

No, you don't mix bleach in with your sample. You drink a little bit ( NO MORE THAN A CAPFUL!) along with a couple glasses of milk and a good meal. Your blood and urine will be very clean, but it's pretty suspicious since Hydrochloric Acid is NEVER found inside the bloodstream.

By the way, drinking bleach is very bad for you, and should only be a last resort.

[TooFarGone]

I smoked like a week before I had a blood test, and they didn't say anything...

I guess they just don't care here in Canada :P

[cokekilla]

I smoked like a week before I had a blood test, and they didn't say anything...

I guess they just don't care here in Canada :P

yea maybe they dont

but what you could also do is go to a headshop and some headshops sell detox stuff that will clean u out...otherwise just cross your fingers and hope they dont catch u:thumbsup:

[420ultimatesmokage]

They test for all things, but they can't call the cops if and when they find weed in your system.

No, you don't mix bleach in with your sample. You drink a little bit ( NO MORE THAN A CAPFUL!) along with a couple glasses of milk and a good meal. Your blood and urine will be very clean, but it's pretty suspicious since Hydrochloric Acid is NEVER found inside the bloodstream.

By the way, drinking bleach is very bad for you, and should only be a last resort.

what are you basing this "hydrochloric acid in the bloodstream" off of. there is no acid in bleach as a matter of fact when it comes into contact with the hydrochloric acid in your stomach(or any acid for that matter), chlorine gas is given off which you inhale.

[da haze meister]

it doesnt fucking matter what is in your system, even if the cops found weed in your system they couldnt prosecute without possession. also, doctor-patient confidentiality prohibits a doctor from saying a word. if he does, fucking sue his ass.

[soxsuk6432]

I have a blood test for hyprglaucemia and my mom said sdhe is going to have them test for THC. Because this morning she went snooping in my room and found my favorite peice.

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

what are you basing this "hydrochloric acid in the bloodstream" off of. there is no acid in bleach as a matter of fact when it comes into contact with the hydrochloric acid in your stomach(or any acid for that matter), chlorine gas is given off which you inhale.

Chlorox bleach.

Main ingredient: HYDROCHLORIC ACID

Thank you.

[420ultimatesmokage]

all i know is i searched and haven't found anything about the hydrochloric acid in the blood if you knew anything about human biology you would know how dumb what you just said is. what determines blood acidity is co2 content. here is a report of a person who died from bleach poisoning, notice no mention of hydrochloric acid in the blood.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd=Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=10192136&dopt=Abstract
http://www.atsdr.cdc.gov/MHMI/mmg184.html
http://www.emedicine.com/emerg/topic312.htm

ps the main active ingredient is sodium hypochlorite, without there would be no bleach.

[pogmoasal1]

I have a blood test for hyprglaucemia and my mom said sdhe is going to have them test for THC. Because this morning she went snooping in my room and found my favorite peice.

im just going to go with your fucked


and no the doctors dont test for everything they just test for problems. and they have to tell you what they are testing for if you ask.

[aparadis]

Dude, just drink some clorox bleach... That'll work.

[pogmoasal1]

^ that guy likes his bleach.
i mean in another topic he claims he put his dick in the stuff....
his dick! in BLEACH!

[Awill3449]

Please, DO NOT DRINK BLEACH.

Isn't it corrosive? Its not what you want in your stomach. Maybe that guy can handle it, but its probably not worth getting very sick or dying over.

[soxsuk6432]

Yeah I'll just take the grounding my parents know I smoke anyways. They just hate it.