Bongs: Government Conspiracy?

[STDzRus]

Strictly based on BULLSHIT.

Perhaps the government pays to make bongs appealing and attractive to the younger generation. Then they GO HOME and put TAP WATER in their bong. They have "nuked" the tap water to kill levels of THC or add other chemicals to make cannabis look bad. Or to make it addictive, or to make the bong break easier so you have to buy more. Or it makes you fiend for more weed so they can wait outside as you pack a new bong, then take a shit, and run to your dealer, as they follow you..

THINK ABOUT THAT...next time you buy a bong...:confused: :thumbsup:

[Kokujin X]

So wait... the government, err... the tap water companies, "nuke" their water? As in microwave it? Why would they do that? Do the seriously put the water through some process so it can absorbe THC? It seems a bit suspicious to me... why would they go through such a process to ruin weed for others, when weed is not supposed to be used in the first place? It just sounds sketchy to me... did your dealer tell you this or what?

[ny2casports89]

how fucked up were u when u wrote this?

[STDzRus]

Sorry. I am being told by the DEA I am to release no further information about this matter.

[slipknotpsycho]

yeaaaaaaa. ok... put the crack pipe down and pick up the weed pipe again.

[STDzRus]

LOL

[notrightquite]

Hahahaha, nice slip.

[LovelyTasha]

This gave me a good laugh at the start of my day..

<3 Tasha

[Reefer Rogue]

Strictly based on BULLSHIT.

Perhaps the government pays to make bongs appealing and attractive to the younger generation. Then they GO HOME and put TAP WATER in their bong. They have "nuked" the tap water to kill levels of THC or add other chemicals to make cannabis look bad. Or to make it addictive, or to make the bong break easier so you have to buy more. Or it makes you fiend for more weed so they can wait outside as you pack a new bong, then take a shit, and run to your dealer, as they follow you..

THINK ABOUT THAT...next time you buy a bong...:confused: :thumbsup:

Very interesting.

[Huntor]

er..so they let u get stoned,then cause u r stoned u drop the bong and thats all becuase the gov want u to get stoned so u drop the glass bong and have to buy a new one,which no tax is paid on the price of weed,only the bong itself ? so they make $$ off u ? wtf im way 2 drunk to think about this lol.....

[tokinggreg]

I think I just lost brain cells reading that. That made absolutely no sense.

[fractur]

Well atleast we're over the whole flouride thing..

[daima]

I applaud STDzRus for his humor and his ability to tell a story. Nice job.

dai*ma:thumbsup:

[justinsane]

What the fuck!?

[cokekilla]

tell the dea to fuck off for me lol

[daves19]

Very interesting.

fuck i love your avatar! please i want one like this!! nit as an avatar but for my desktop!


and good post STD, i really should have been stoned while reading though....sorry!

[STDzRus]

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