Jesus was a stoner

[smigbooth]

If this article is true, I might finally have something in common with the guy!

http://www.neonjoint.com/articles/jesus.html

It raises the question "Would it be possible for Jesus to make a joint so powerful that even he couldn't handle it?"

[tschmidty32]

sweeet...i'm gonna smoke next christmas to celebrate lol.

[Swizzy89304]

Jesus was NOT a stoner - he was the son of Yahweh, who sacrificied himself on the cross for our sins.
A stoner is someone who smokes the holy Herb in order to feel giddiness etc. Jesus, son of G-d, was someone who used Cannabis spiritually to heal the sick and the lame.
Please, refrain from calling Jesus a 'stoner'.

[GanjaBob]

fuck jesus in the pooper is what I say

[GanjaBob]

but thats just my opinion

[brains]

wow... 9 pounds??!?!?
id like to see what the last supper was like with all that "healing oil" and all...

[beachguy in thongs]

I'm not sure how bad of a word "stoner" is, but I can see that Jesus, himself, would say that he wasn't. Then laugh and say, "Yes, right, yes, maybe a stoner I am, and you, Eusebius, you shall go up against that wall. And I shall stone you."

[halo]

haha, in my ancient civ class our teacher would always be like, we will stone whoever flunks the test. And i would always be like, that would be so cool to get stoned for doing bad on a test. HAHA

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Not clicking the link but people in jesus' time used cannabis for a lot of things and were basically drenched in cannabis oil most of the time. I have no idea why though, just remember watching it on the History Channel.

[Swizzy89304]

Yes, Jesus.