worst job EVER

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

my worst job ever was was my first one, a waiter at steak n shake. my bosses were convicts on work release, my bosses . the pay was shit, the whole place was fucking greasy and disgusting. all of the convicts working (female convicts, but far from attractive) frequently took men into the employee bathroom, which is right next to the break room, which was 7 by 7 room where every single employee had to take their break(EVERY fucking person there was a chainsmoker. i dont mind being around smoke, but cram 10 chainsmokers into a 7 by 7 room and youd know what im talking about). the manager eventually took the door to the bathroom off, because the servers kept doing coke in it.

and my manager was literally the grossest thing youve ever seen in your life. i literally couldnt eat when she was around because she was so gross. she had a big ass teachers pouch (when that area below your belt bulges out really far) im talking huge. she had a mustache and a nice big mole on her chin, both of them had dark black hair, which she shamelessly just left on her face. the fucking mole hair was over an inch long, no joke. toss in the greasiest hair youve ever seen, which she always wore in a pigtail that went off the side of
her head, you know, like girls did back in the eighties... which was 20 years ago.

id be surprised if someones had a more shitty job than that.

[lemonboy]

LOL. I've been there a couple of times. Mostly like around 2am. Ever work that shift? I don't guess I'll be eating there again.

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

no i was always afternoon and early evening. please tell me youve seen the manager im talking about. shes so disgusting, youd know if youve seen her.

[lemonboy]

no i was always afternoon and early evening. please tell me youve seen the manager im talking about. shes so disgusting, youd know if youve seen her.Actually I'm pretty sure I do remember someone like that. Well, I remember a really ugly woman at the drive through a couple of times but it sounds like that could describe a lot of people.

[jahjahjahjah]

When i worked at Menthol king.

[GratefulDead4ever]

Dishwashing and cleaning up barf was pretty bad but you sound like you have it pretty bad dude

[opiuser]

my worst job ever was was my first one, a waiter at steak n shake. my bosses were convicts on work release, my bosses . the pay was shit, the whole place was fucking greasy and disgusting. all of the convicts working (female convicts, but far from attractive) frequently took men into the employee bathroom, which is right next to the break room, which was 7 by 7 room where every single employee had to take their break(EVERY fucking person there was a chainsmoker. i dont mind being around smoke, but cram 10 chainsmokers into a 7 by 7 room and youd know what im talking about). the manager eventually took the door to the bathroom off, because the servers kept doing coke in it.

and my manager was literally the grossest thing youve ever seen in your life. i literally couldnt eat when she was around because she was so gross. she had a big ass teachers pouch (when that area below your belt bulges out really far) im talking huge. she had a mustache and a nice big mole on her chin, both of them had dark black hair, which she shamelessly just left on her face. the fucking mole hair was over an inch long, no joke. toss in the greasiest hair youve ever seen, which she always wore in a pigtail that went off the side of
her head, you know, like girls did back in the eighties... which was 20 years ago.

id be surprised if someones had a more shitty job than that.\

thanks a lot ahole... i just finished cooking my pizza, take one bite, read your post and now im not hungry.

that was gross, i feel ur pain

[potsmokingnome]

Worked as a service assistant at Denny's for 3 long years, and 2 of those on graveyard shift, and having to clean up all the puke from the drunks every friday, and saturday night, and sometimes any night of the week. and one time when I had to clean shit from a bathroom wall, and another time I smelt the nastiest shit, when a kid crapped oon the toliet seat, and left it there, and it stunk up half the resturuant, I didn't clean it up, the least in senority had to do it, it was his first week, poor sap! and then my boss gave me shit for using too much deodrizer to cover up the nasty ass smell. That was a fucked up job!

[Fabolous]

yea basicly in my mind the wrost job ever is some one who has to clean up after some one. i mean shit stains pee everywhere, ect ect ect........

and on top that even after doing the shit work you only get payed Min. witch is so damn dumb, when you see all these starts complaning how they gotta get up and do these tv shows and shit when ppl like use have to sit there and clean up crap grrrr..

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

Worked as a service assistant at Denny's for 3 long years, and 2 of those on graveyard shift, and having to clean up all the puke from the drunks every friday, and saturday night, and sometimes any night of the week. and one time when I had to clean shit from a bathroom wall, and another time I smelt the nastiest shit, when a kid crapped oon the toliet seat, and left it there, and it stunk up half the resturuant, I didn't clean it up, the least in senority had to do it, it was his first week, poor sap! and then my boss gave me shit for using too much deodrizer to cover up the nasty ass smell. That was a fucked up job!

dude that sounds fucked up. now i feel kind of bad for going to dennys drunk all the time..

[potsmokingnome]

yeah it was gross, but thankfully I got promoted to serving, and I made some killer money in tips. Those were the days when I brought home from $80-$200 a night! but yeah when I had to clean up the puke it was nasty, this one kid (16 yr old) puked 3 freakin times, and only made it once to the toliet, and he was drinking cream soda, and voldka, first time I ever saw pink puke :s

[friendowl]

when i was 16 i went to visit some homies who moved to wisconsin.a small town called waukesha.i got me a job at the hotel mariott.i was a housekeeper and was responsible for cleaning 15-20 rooms a day.have you ever partied in a hotel cuz i have and i leave a big ass mess.i had to clean cum staind sheets restrooms full of vomit and shit and piss and leftover food.it was fucking horrible.i had to take this filthy ass room and turn it into a clean living space in a few minutes.sometimes i wouldnt change the bed sheets.ehh thats nasty now that i think about it.hotels are dirty places.

[Nochowderforyou]

My first job was by far the worst.

I worked in a pig slaughtering/proccessing/packaging plant. I worked on the kill floor, for $10,25/hr, for 6months, I was 17 at the time.

Everything runs on conveyour belts there, all the time. At that time, we killed about 800pigs per/hr, about 8,000 pigs per day. My job, was to pick up the severed head of the pig on the belt, slam in onto a spike, and remove its eyes and skin from the face. I did this about 3,000-4,000 times a day, everyday, for 10hrs, except weekends.

Now, you want to know shit, that, was shit.

[friendowl]

ha ha ha you win ese.thats some crazy job right there boy.i would like to try that shit.
after awile you probobly go a lil crazy.facerippereyepopper

[Nochowderforyou]

ha ha ha you win ese.thats some crazy job right there boy.i would like to try that shit.
after awile you probobly go a lil crazy.facerippereyepopper

They're always hiring man. ;) Their employee rate right now, only about 15% of the people stay, the other 85%, quit within their first 2 weeks of work there.

I read that in the paper. Glad I'm not tearing eyes out anymore man, I can tell you that much.

They had far worse jobs there than mine too. Cutting open the gut of the pig, its insides just, fall out, then someone cuts out the insides, puts them on a tray, then someone else has to flip the insides over, etc...terrible work, hot, smelly work. Not something you want to try if guts and tons, tons, and tons of blood gross you out.

[Faultydesign]

friend owl, I've stayed in that hotel in waukesha...also I find it hillarious that I went to dennys 15 minutes after I read this thread.

[Euphoric]

Food service is for people with no souls. I worked at Hardee's for a grand total of 4 hours.

[Nochowderforyou]

Food service is for people with no souls.

Yup.

I worked at a resturaunt before and I hated the work. One second, it would be slow, you'd get all tired and bored, then the next you'd be sweating your balls off for 3 straight hours non-stop. Those jobs can go from 0-60 in seconds.

[friendowl]

was up chowder give me some info on the job.just in case i wanna start a new life

[scooterjay]

i have a friend who is a pipefitter. he was working in a turkey processing plant in NC, running fire sprinkler system pipe in the plant. he had to run some pipe in the room where the turkeys got their heads cut off. there was a big black woman, probably 300 lbs. or so. she had an apron on with blood all over it and she dipped snuff. kendall said she would stand at her work station and as the turkeys came thru the room, hanging by their feet from an overhead conveyor, she would cut their heads off. well, the line shut down and she took a break. my friend asked her "ma'am, how many turkeys do you kill in a shift?" she spat and snarled "every god damn one of them!" kendall slowly backed out of the room and wished her a nice day!

[chisme]

im a keycutter amoungst other things get this scenario:

lady comesin ''you cut this key for me yesterday it doesnt work''

i cut her a new one.

lady says ''wheres the old one i want it i dont want u following me home and breaking in.

i say ''lady you said the key doesnt work so how can i?''

lady says ''dont be rude to me or ill phone your head office and complain''

i say ''look heres 20p theres the head office number and theres a phone box call sumone who cares''

lol also sum slag wanted to complain because i wouldnt let her in the shop 1 hour after closing time. do u get that? cos i dont. your sounds worse thou

[chisme]

also a cosotmer called me a bastard the other day so i threw her shoes out the door into the main road she didnt liek that.

[Nochowderforyou]

i have a friend who is a pipefitter. he was working in a turkey processing plant in NC, running fire sprinkler system pipe in the plant. he had to run some pipe in the room where the turkeys got their heads cut off. there was a big black woman, probably 300 lbs. or so. she had an apron on with blood all over it and she dipped snuff. kendall said she would stand at her work station and as the turkeys came thru the room, hanging by their feet from an overhead conveyor, she would cut their heads off. well, the line shut down and she took a break. my friend asked her "ma'am, how many turkeys do you kill in a shift?" she spat and snarled "every god damn one of them!" kendall slowly backed out of the room and wished her a nice day!

Ha ha, yup, that sounds like someone working a killing floor :p

When I first started at that job, the first thing I saw, was a huge neck slicer, and as the dead pig, still twitching mind you, get half of their necks sliced off with a huge slicer. Buddy did this 8,000 times a day. Also, my first day of work, a guy came up to me and offered me a cup of water...in a pigs ear! Oh....fuck.

[420purplehaze420]

when i was 16 i went to visit some homies who moved to wisconsin.a small town called waukesha.i got me a job at the hotel mariott.i was a housekeeper and was responsible for cleaning 15-20 rooms a day.have you ever partied in a hotel cuz i have and i leave a big ass mess.i had to clean cum staind sheets restrooms full of vomit and shit and piss and leftover food.it was fucking horrible.i had to take this filthy ass room and turn it into a clean living space in a few minutes.sometimes i wouldnt change the bed sheets.ehh thats nasty now that i think about it.hotels are dirty places.
i got offered a job doing that, i was going to take it but then i remembered what my hotel rooms looked like after partying in them

[chisme]

yea basicly in my mind the wrost job ever is some one who has to clean up after some one. i mean shit stains pee everywhere, ect ect ect........

and on top that even after doing the shit work you only get payed Min. witch is so damn dumb, when you see all these starts complaning how they gotta get up and do these tv shows and shit when ppl like use have to sit there and clean up crap grrrr..


yeah all those fucking office camp chav yuppies banging on like oooo i got loadsa paper work to do and my damn dry cleaning is 10 minutes late...................try moving a half dead alcholole saturated smelly tramp from your shop while they are spitting at you then tell me your got it bad.

(he tried to spit at me so i stood at the fornt of the shop and used the prussure gun to fire staples at him lol and yes my bosses arnt in favour of my antics at wokr i just hate being taken advantage of because im small. lol

[chisme]

Ha ha, yup, that sounds like someone working a killing floor :p

When I first started at that job, the first thing I saw, was a huge neck slicer, and as the dead pig, still twitching mind you, get half of their necks sliced off with a huge slicer. Buddy did this 8,000 times a day. Also, my first day of work, a guy came up to me and offered me a cup of water...in a pigs ear! Oh....fuck.


not trying to sound hard man but i think i could do that job i would just smoke like normal (skunk) out on my head phone and let it all out on that cow or pig or chicken u know like do u get to use your own knoives if u want? i wouldnt mind having my own knives for use as i use my own in the job i do now and one i curved like the claw on the voloceraptor in jurassic park lol real big a scary i know itll probably sound wierd but i could get used to that kinda just u know just lay mental msuic and go nuts but now i think abiot it i geuss everyday would be a bit borring bvut then so are all jobs after the first month lol. i just dont get how epopel find it dificult i mean if u said to sum people ok go kill that cow for food they wouldnt have a clue .

in my mind i would simply walk over and slit its throught or just stab the shit outta it , cut its belly open , knive throught the eye intot he brain.~~

u knwo what i eman i just dont get why sumone people wouldnt know what to do killing aint that hard u know

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

i think nochowder wins. think of how rank that would be if the pigs were hot and smelly..

[Little Miss Blinky]

My worst job ever was
cold calling hated it only there 2 weeks then quit

Seeya

MissBlinky

[Metaxas]

My worst job ever was
cold calling hated it only there 2 weeks then quit

Seeya

MissBlinky

I have been an operator pretty much my entire adult life. I have done it all, cold calls, cold corporate calling, answering services (~5 years experience and my current occupation). People suck. I will say that I have it good right now though, as I can and do work from home, so I can kick back smoke a fat one, light a cig and take calls. Makes graveyard go by pretty quickly...

[BabyFacedAbortion]

babysitting.

Children running around, screaming, jumping off changing tables (don't ask..), blocks falling over, worrying if they're gonna get hurt, cooking and feeding them, messy little fingers dipped in peanut butter, icky diapers, sticky snot noses, carrying them around on your back, carrying them around on your leg, carrying them around on your hip, thigh, neck, what ever they manage to grab on to, awkward questions, simple games that you have to lose in on purpose, endless screaming and crying..

ehh the pay's good and they're still cute and plus you don't have to take them home..

so maybe babysitting isn't THAT bad.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

I know i may sound like a twat to all you guys with job's. But i rather have a job then go to school, for school you have to get up in the eeeeearly mornings, put on a fucking uniform, and go thier and get bossed around and be polight and writing work in classes and shit, and you dont even get paid.

Lol, i can't wait to get a job cus then i can have one in the evening or in the middle of the night and i can sleep in the day. i LOVE sleeping in the day and getting up at like 4pm. But cus of school i can't do this :(

I know you guys proberly think of full of bull. But i rather have a job. I do have paper rounds on sunday but i guess that dos'nt count really....

[GratefulDead4ever]

well you go to school so you can have a job that pays more money and how i look at it more money equals more WEED

[Tmar.aLL.DaYmar]

my new job kicks ass. i work at panera bread, and every night they have to get rid of every bread product they have, cause they make it every day. so i get shitloads of free pastries and cookies and cakes and stuff. the pretty much force you to take bags of it.

[CrAzYpOtHeAd]

well you go to school so you can have a job that pays more money and how i look at it more money equals more WEED

Well, i don't mind going school if i have a toke in the morning before hand. Cus then school is pretty much not as bad. But im not getting any weed for 3 weeks (im saving up for half an ounce) I really would'nt mind school if i could get more sleep. I mean, i find it hard to sleep at night's. REALLY early, if only i went to a night school or something :p

I wonder if i could ask the ppl at the shop where i do my paper round if they can give me money in advance for the next 3 weeks so i can get the weed sooner. But i don't think they would.