And THIS is why she hasn't called ;)

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Boys, this is where you mess up during sex, in my opinion. From the thousands of stories I've heard in the public bathrooms, locker rooms and over coffee I'm going to point a few things you should do and should not do in my opinion BUT keep in mind, like men, all women are VERY different so some things may be true for one but not for another.

I have a few girls helping me with this too, it's not just my opinion


If you feel the need to ask us if we came after sex, then we didn't
If you ask us how many times, we're probably going to roll our eyes and say some ubsurd number which you'll probably believe for some odd reason.
If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
We don't care about your car.
Cuddling is nice, keep that in mind after you roll over and start snoring.
Never, ever, ever talk about your ex (or any other girl that we don't know for that matter) unless you're insulting her.
If you have to question anything in sex, it sucked.
Yes, girls fake orgasms. It's true, but it's to please you, so don't think about it and don't ask about it...just enjoy the fact that we're trying to make you happy.
Oral sex: that probing thing with your tongue kind of reminds us of E.T..pressure and technique is the key.
Girls know not to use their teeth when giving head, so if they do...you've done something very, very, very wrong and you should put your little friend away as fast as possible.
Hey...it's called a CLIT...make friends with it.
Talk Sex with Sue, sunday nights..Oxygen channel..Watch it.
Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
If you're going to finger a girl, remember the "Come here" trick. Instead of slamming them in and out of her, move them around, do the "come here" motion, slide them in and out slowly..variety is the key.
Please don't look bored or distracted during sex, then we will be too and probably pissed off.
Compliments are awesome, we love them but try and say "beautiful" instead of "hot" or "pretty", try and say "sweet" instead of "funny". You're our boyfriends or our lover, not the boy next door that we ride bikes with, kthnx.
Burping and farting can be funny..just not in bed.
Try to avoid saying "I love you" while fucking, unless you're "making love" it'll probably envoke five-thousand thoughts that'll distract us.
Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.


Feel free to add or discuss <3

[Musician]

i agree with most of the statement, cept that these days of majority of bitches (sorry to call em like this), are goin to get a guy with an acura by preference, or someone with a lot of cash, or cool expensive clothes.

again im not talking about the majority of the girls, but a lot of the "hot chicks" as everyone calls them are like that

sad but true

[beachguy in thongs]

Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.

Hey...it's called a CLIT...make friends with it.
Talk Sex with Sue, sunday nights..Oxygen channel..Watch it.

You're better off re-titling this thread, "Notes for Jay, in case he missed it".

As a matter of fact, you should forward it to his mail box.

I take care of myself after I piss because I know I might get a blowjob soon. We're not gonna make friends with your clit, we don't want one. Well, I guess we do. But we don't. I can remember, though, that she's yours and to be gentle with her.

I've watched that show and, fortunately, I don't get that channel, anymore.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Bwaha, Beach = <3, naw Jay already knew all of these things before I got with him..except for like the burping and farting one..and I need to add one like "Don't stick your finger in your girlfriend's bellybutton" or something lol.


Musician; "Hot chicks" aren't the kind of people I associate myself with because they ARE bitches, so I'm not speaking for those specific gold digging hoe bags :D

[friendowl]

"ah ah oh ah yeah right their hit that shit ah damn muthafucka i love your dick ah ah oh ah dont stop go go ima cum hit that shit daddy ah ah oh yeah the big one is coming go go faster harder ahhhhhh ohhhhhhh [moment of silence] ahhh damn that feels the bomb dont take it out ouu ah that feels so good" -- -- end quote

[beachguy in thongs]

"ah ah oh ah yeah
That cracked me up when I read that.

[Harvesthetic]

Try to avoid saying "I love you" while fucking, unless you're "making love" it'll probably envoke five-thousand thoughts that'll distract us.
<3

That's a bit sad. For me fucking and making love are never far apart. And i'm not christian.
Anyway, what i wanted to add, don't pin yourself down on a manual.. Every girl is different, sure you can cover the basics, but in order to really please a woman variation and a continuous search for her perfect orgasm are key... You'll have her screaming or at the top of her voice or biting a piece off your shoulder. lol IMHO of course, but my GF's have always been very happy.
;)

[loserstonergirl]

I Love This. I wish My Ex would have known some of this stuff lol maybe we would still be together...

[BabyFacedAbortion]

That is sad, but there's three types of intercourse in my mind; fucking, sex and making love.

Fucking is very raw and not so (i.e fuck buddies, lovers), sex is more passionate (between good friends, lovers, new boyfriends/girlfriends) and making love is very passionate and meaningful (you have to be in love to do this IMPO).

Like I said, all chicks are different so don't think that by any means I'm correct at all times, even though I like to think I am teheh.

[endo..jay]

You're better off re-titling this thread, "Notes for Jay, in case he missed it".

As a matter of fact, you should forward it to his mail box.

aww gee thanks beachguy the only one i really dont follow is the burping and farting..nothing like a good dutch oven

[BizzleLuvin]

Boys, this is where you mess up during sex, in my opinion. From the thousands of stories I've heard in the public bathrooms, locker rooms and over coffee I'm going to point a few things you should do and should not do in my opinion BUT keep in mind, like men, all women are VERY different so some things may be true for one but not for another.

I have a few girls helping me with this too, it's not just my opinion


If you feel the need to ask us if we came after sex, then we didn't
If you ask us how many times, we're probably going to roll our eyes and say some ubsurd number which you'll probably believe for some odd reason.
If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
We don't care about your car.
Cuddling is nice, keep that in mind after you roll over and start snoring.
Never, ever, ever talk about your ex (or any other girl that we don't know for that matter) unless you're insulting her.
If you have to question anything in sex, it sucked.
Yes, girls fake orgasms. It's true, but it's to please you, so don't think about it and don't ask about it...just enjoy the fact that we're trying to make you happy.
Oral sex: that probing thing with your tongue kind of reminds us of E.T..pressure and technique is the key.
Girls know not to use their teeth when giving head, so if they do...you've done something very, very, very wrong and you should put your little friend away as fast as possible.
Hey...it's called a CLIT...make friends with it.
Talk Sex with Sue, sunday nights..Oxygen channel..Watch it.
Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
If you're going to finger a girl, remember the "Come here" trick. Instead of slamming them in and out of her, move them around, do the "come here" motion, slide them in and out slowly..variety is the key.
Please don't look bored or distracted during sex, then we will be too and probably pissed off.
Compliments are awesome, we love them but try and say "beautiful" instead of "hot" or "pretty", try and say "sweet" instead of "funny". You're our boyfriends or our lover, not the boy next door that we ride bikes with, kthnx.
Burping and farting can be funny..just not in bed.
Try to avoid saying "I love you" while fucking, unless you're "making love" it'll probably envoke five-thousand thoughts that'll distract us.
Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.


Feel free to add or discuss <3


yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 YOU GOT IT alll 100% correct!
AND THE 'COME HITHER' TECHNIQUE WAS MY IDEA! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[wannagethigh]

I actually just learned first hand this weekend, unfortunitly before I read this, how not to finger a girl. I started out with the "come hither" technique and then I started moving my fingers in and out. I asked her if it hurt and she said no, it feels great, dont stop. So I kept going harder and harder asking if it hurt and she stil said it felt great. I look at her pussy for a second and notice my fingers had blood on them. We talked about it and she said everything felt great, and that she is definatly not on her period. Anyway, i will never do that again.

[Paige]

This is Penguin and Paige...

^^^Dude, what the fuck!?

Blood!!?? Sick!!!!

Be gentle, you freak!

Your girl might be into s&m, too.

Freak.

Jeez :confused:



double u tee eff mate!!!!!


thats scary if that was me

i would cry

hahaha
<3

?STD??

[Musician]

woha penguin and paige mixed together

so penguin, did you go for paige? :)

[Paige]

woha penguin and paige mixed together

so penguin, did you go for paige? :)


Seems obvious, doesn't it?

...

Just waitin' on her :confused:

[Paige]

haha ok this is paige

like

i dont want a boyfriend

but i liked jakes friend ALOT

and he broke up with me cuz Jake was sad

and eyah

but i LOVE jake

as my brother

and as a best friend

but i guess maybe someday we could be more

<?3

[Harvesthetic]

I actually just learned first hand this weekend,... how not to finger a girl.
That's soooooooo ironic :D:D cracked me up

[Paige]

I know.

But why wait?

I mean, if you want to have fun, fine, I'll give you an open relationship.

I won't take advantage of it, because that's not my style.

But if you want one, you can have it.

And I won't break your heart.

Penguin's at your service.

And won't ever let you down.

So...yeah.

Confusing.

And stressful on the heart.

<3

[Paige]

JDSAFJKASHDFASHKJhuarajsdhfiasdfhaksjdfASDFHAJKSDH FKJasshoooooollleee ass hoooolllee sorry

orgasm ;) JK

[Paige]

that was jake


sorry guys


tooo muuccchhh fuunn

haha

<3

[Ganjasaurusrex]

Tell Paige you just want to be friends and your not interested in sex.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Whoa, it's like the fuckin' love connection.
Open relationships are bullshit and just an excuse for people to slut around and still have someone to come home to with milk and cookies waiting.

The blood was probably from your nails scratching the inside of her vag.
Cut them.
Promptly.

When my ex lover and I had acrylic nails (you know, those pretty ones) and I'd finger her she'd always bleed, same with me..it's not like a "WHOAMGZZZZZZZ" thing, it's a "oops, vaginas are delicate" thing. It never really hurt either of us so we didn't know until we looked down lol.

[wannagethigh]

Whoa, it's like the fuckin' love connection.
Open relationships are bullshit and just an excuse for people to slut around and still have someone to come home to with milk and cookies waiting.

The blood was probably from your nails scratching the inside of her vag.
Cut them.
Promptly.

When my ex lover and I had acrylic nails (you know, those pretty ones) and I'd finger her she'd always bleed, same with me..it's not like a "WHOAMGZZZZZZZ" thing, it's a "oops, vaginas are delicate" thing. It never really hurt either of us so we didn't know until we looked down lol.

That very well could be a possibility. It really freaked me out, not because of seeing/touching blood, but because of possibly hurting her. She was actually more embarassed than I was because she didnt know what was wrong with her.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Yesss, girls get very ashamed if anything "abnormal" happens with their bodies especially during sex or anything sexual (bleeding a little bit, that sloshy noise when they get wet, involuntary groaning, ect) , but try and laugh it off with her, that's the best thing I could think of doing. It's not a big deal, she's just sensitive, especially if she's younger/hasn't had sex/done sexual things a lot.

[s2headhunter]

Hey good post there...i thought it was informational..stuff ive found out over long exstensive research lol but good post

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

Whoa, it's like the fuckin' love connection.
Open relationships are bullshit and just an excuse for people to slut around and still have someone to come home to with milk and cookies waiting.

The blood was probably from your nails scratching the inside of her vag.
Cut them.
Promptly.

When my ex lover and I had acrylic nails (you know, those pretty ones) and I'd finger her she'd always bleed, same with me..it's not like a "WHOAMGZZZZZZZ" thing, it's a "oops, vaginas are delicate" thing. It never really hurt either of us so we didn't know until we looked down lol.
There's such a thing as unconditional love, my baby faced friend.

Paige and I got quite a laugh at the bleeding post, but you're right. It has to do with how delicate that skin is.

I'll agree with who said you were informative in your posts, you really were.

Don't say something so mean about an open relationship. (Soy)milk and cookies are great, but love is greater. Some of you may argue if there was real love, there'd be no urge to have sex/make out/have fun with other people, but that's just denying yourself your born right to have fun. Especially in the teen years, when these things are so prevelant.

[BizzleLuvin]

I actually just learned first hand this weekend, unfortunitly before I read this, how not to finger a girl. I started out with the "come hither" technique and then I started moving my fingers in and out. I asked her if it hurt and she said no, it feels great, dont stop. So I kept going harder and harder asking if it hurt and she stil said it felt great. I look at her pussy for a second and notice my fingers had blood on them. We talked about it and she said everything felt great, and that she is definatly not on her period. Anyway, i will never do that again.

you either broke her hymen or scratched her inside. vaginas are a delicate thing. and she said it felt greaat, so i guess you were doing something right (*cough*cough* my technique)

[beachguy in thongs]

Yeah, that is kind of funny (that story). Sometimes, you'll bring on her period by fucking her, and then you have to take a shower. Or, at least stand on your tippy toes at the sink.

[wannagethigh]

Yeah, that is kind of funny (that story). Sometimes, you'll bring on her period by fucking her, and then you have to take a shower. Or, at least stand on your tippy toes at the sink.

omg that part about standing on your tippy toes to clean yourself off in the sink is fuckin hilarious.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

you either broke her hymen or scratched her inside. vaginas are a delicate thing. and she said it felt greaat, so i guess you were doing something right (*cough*cough* my technique)


Yes your technique! lol:p

sept my best friend taught me that when I was like 13 lol odd.

[Lakota]

And this is why she hasn't called? Who cares I'm watching the game.....

In the end she'll call, they always do.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

If she hangs up on you, always fucking call her back.
NEVER hang up on her.

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

so i already knew all this, yet im still alone and... um... kill me now god, please!

[bonsaiguy]

Most women, especially those in LTR's do not like to be "fucked" and don't particularly like that word when applied to them. There are always exceptions of course.
And BabyFace, keep in mind that if you ladies don't tell us what you like, we are not generally smart enough to figure it out. But most of your assertions are right on the money. (and very astute for one so young)
Regarding those "open" relationships, they usually don't last very long and such things as a 3-way will usually be the undoing of any monogamous relationship. Someone almost always harbours feelings of jealousy or inadequacy(sp?)
And one more thing...according to Dr Drew, most women do not experience orgasm until some time in their mid or late twenties.

[powair]

I disagree with:

# If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
# Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
# We don't care about your car.
#Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
#Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.

[mfactor420]

I disagree with:

# If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
# Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
# We don't care about your car.
#Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
#Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.


I disagree with these points as well.

1. Sometimes, my girl and I do it while she is "on the rag". We don't use birth control so doing it then allows me to safely cum inside her and she loves that. Incidentally, we have only one child and that was very planned.

2. Don't walk out of the bathroom . . . . applies to women as well. I had a woman once who did that to me and she smelled so bad. I never saw her again after that experience. Both men and women should wash front to back with some warm soapy water. It's just common courtesy.

3. Some women do care about men and their cars. Don't generalize. Where I come from, we call them "tire biters".

4. Anal sex is a very sensitive area. A woman doesn't have to blatantly ask for it, but if the man knows what he is doing and is slow and gentle and does all the prep. work, his woman should enjoy anal sex. My lady wouldn't have thought of it before me, but now, she is very curious and experimental about it. She loves to have her ass played with/fingered, etc. and finds the feelings quite arousing.

5. You know, sometimes, there's nothing quite so arousing (for the man) as being a little forceful with a woman's head while getting oral from her. Obviously, gagging her will do no good, but a slight gentle thrust with a little force can be very stimulating.

In the end, the old saying, "it takes 2 to tango" really fits when making love. There has to be give and take by both partners.

I'd like to see a similar list for women made by men. :thumbsup:

[endo..jay]

I disagree with these points as well.

1. Sometimes, my girl and I do it while she is "on the rag". We don't use birth control so doing it then allows me to safely cum inside her and she loves that. Incidentally, we have only one child and that was very planned.

5. You know, sometimes, there's nothing quite so arousing (for the man) as being a little forceful with a woman's head while getting oral from her. Obviously, gagging her will do no good, but a slight gentle thrust with a little force can be very stimulating
you do know that it is possible to knock her up even when she is on the rag

and im sure every women loves her head shoved on some dudes kack

[BabyFacedAbortion]

HENCE WHY I SAID NOT EVERYONE...

LIKE FIVE TIMES..

Dear lord.



In my opinion BUT keep in mind, like men, all women are VERY different so some things may be true for one but not for another.






You know I love my head thrusted down on your kak baby ;)

[rab]

It always gets my attention when girls tell guys what they want! But we are all so different, much of what I've read doesn't square with experience. For instance, all those guides to the Gspot, its like road maps of Area51. I think the CIA fudges the coordinates to keep us from finding it. In fact, I'm not sure it exists (Area51 that is). Or maybe the research was done on aliens.

* on the rag -- my wife surprised me a few times by introducing Dick to her little friend. Totally her initiative. I didn't care, if she wants it then, fine! It totally stains the sheets, but we don't care. And its really sticky!

* oral after potty -- happens every time, as soon as we start making out, she says, "be right back." She doesn't close the door, so I hear the tinkle, roll rattling, and the flush. Nothing left to imagination. A few minutes later I have little balls of TP forming on my tongue. I just swallow them. I often wonder, can't she tell? I don't care. And a few drops of pee don't bother me. Not a turn-on, but hey, that's why they call it "dirty."

* reminds you of E.T.? Is that, uh, bad?

* She has no clue where her teeth are within a 50 foot radius. I can't wait until we get old and she can put them in a jar. I use the pain like baseball scores, helps me last longer. Its so cute the look on her face, when she sees the crimson racing stripes on my rim. Oh, gosh, did I do that? It doesn't really sting until the next day.

* farting -- Marriage takes the worry out of having gas. She's one of those people who honestly enjoys farting as much, and loud, as possible. Nothing like a little French Air. In a way, its comforting to know that I don't have to be embarrassed if it happens to me. But I sleep with the sheet gasketed around my neck, like at the barber shop.

* If you've never said "I love you" to a girl, you owe it to yourself to try it just once, to experience the reaction. Just don't do it to someone you like and might want to see again. Reminds me of when your buddy's parachute opens first.

* I would never push your head down! But please, pull my head up! Harder! Tear my ears off!

Seriously, why do girls push a man's face away just when they are cumming? I usually fight my way back in, 'cause if there's gonna be juice, this is the moment I've been working for. Sometimes I wonder, it's supposed to be all about pleasuring her, but I crave it so much I worry that I'm being selfish. I even do tongue exercises when I'm alone (please knock before entering) so I can go longer. But should I really be working so hard? I wish that it could be more gentle. I always start off gentle, and try every possible touch, but the only thing that finishes her off is an all-out belt sander attack.

Also, wassup with this... on my dick, its definitely not the head! Don't lick the head! The head does not like rubbing. Instead, the spot is on the shaft, underneath. So, it disturbs me that my wife's spot seems to be dead center on the button. I'm always looking for it under the shaft, but the best response keeps coming back to the button.

And that dang Grafenberg, is it just a cruel joke to keep male ego under control? I know it gives me issues. Now, she has a spot, right where its supposed to be according to the sacred scrolls, this spot swells up when we f**k like a dogknot. But when I do the "E.T.", it's like Dr. G is at the golfcourse that day. I might as well be picking her nose. I know she doesn't watch baseball, so it must be something I'm not doing. The embarassing thing is, when a guy is looking for it, the girl knows exactly what he's doing, like watching a child hunt for an easter egg. Sometimes I wish she'd just come out and say, "can't find it, can you! Nyaa, nyaa!"

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Because this was THE MOST adorable post ever, I'm gonna go back and comment on a few things; mine are in bold.

It always gets my attention when girls tell guys what they want! But we are all so different, much of what I've read doesn't square with experience. For instance, all those guides to the Gspot, its like road maps of Area51. I think the CIA fudges the coordinates to keep us from finding it. In fact, I'm not sure it exists (Area51 that is). Or maybe the research was done on aliens.

* on the rag -- my wife surprised me a few times by introducing Dick to her little friend. Totally her initiative. I didn't care, if she wants it then, fine! It totally stains the sheets, but we don't care. And its really sticky!

This actually wasn't my own, since everyone seems to love commenting on it. I wouldn't care if my boyfriend fucked me on the rag, but many of my girl friends say that the cramps are too painful and the bloated-ness is too icky to want to have sex.

* oral after potty -- happens every time, as soon as we start making out, she says, "be right back." She doesn't close the door, so I hear the tinkle, roll rattling, and the flush. Nothing left to imagination. A few minutes later I have little balls of TP forming on my tongue. I just swallow them. I often wonder, can't she tell? I don't care. And a few drops of pee don't bother me. Not a turn-on, but hey, that's why they call it "dirty."


Another one that isn't my own, I don't really mind the fact that youse pee from there. I try and clean myself up before hopping back into bed. :P

* reminds you of E.T.? Is that, uh, bad?

I completely forget what I was getting at with that...Oh, alien probing..okay it was a bad joke. ANOTHER one that isn't mine, but I do somewhat agree; there's more to sex then just the constant "in and out and in and out and in and out" I mean come on! Just typing that was getting tedious.

* She has no clue where her teeth are within a 50 foot radius. I can't wait until we get old and she can put them in a jar. I use the pain like baseball scores, helps me last longer. Its so cute the look on her face, when she sees the crimson racing stripes on my rim. Oh, gosh, did I do that? It doesn't really sting until the next day.

AHHHHH. That'd scare me, I try to avoid teeth more than anything..maybe a little too much.

* farting -- Marriage takes the worry out of having gas. She's one of those people who honestly enjoys farting as much, and loud, as possible. Nothing like a little French Air. In a way, its comforting to know that I don't have to be embarrassed if it happens to me. But I sleep with the sheet gasketed around my neck, like at the barber shop.

This one was thrown in there because my boyfriend is the gassiest fellow you could ever meet, and while it's cute at times he finds it funny to do that dutch oven thing to me in bed. Um, no.

* If you've never said "I love you" to a girl, you owe it to yourself to try it just once, to experience the reaction. Just don't do it to someone you like and might want to see again. Reminds me of when your buddy's parachute opens first.

It depends on both yours and the females view of love I think..

* I would never push your head down! But please, pull my head up! Harder! Tear my ears off!

Seriously, why do girls push a man's face away just when they are cumming? I usually fight my way back in, 'cause if there's gonna be juice, this is the moment I've been working for. Sometimes I wonder, it's supposed to be all about pleasuring her, but I crave it so much I worry that I'm being selfish. I even do tongue exercises when I'm alone (please knock before entering) so I can go longer. But should I really be working so hard? I wish that it could be more gentle. I always start off gentle, and try every possible touch, but the only thing that finishes her off is an all-out belt sander attack.

Also, wassup with this... on my dick, its definitely not the head! Don't lick the head! The head does not like rubbing. Instead, the spot is on the shaft, underneath. So, it disturbs me that my wife's spot seems to be dead center on the button. I'm always looking for it under the shaft, but the best response keeps coming back to the button.

O.O How old is she? There's no button on the kak, even tho that'd be kind of cool if there was. Tell her to do the tongue twirly thing. lol

And that dang Grafenberg, is it just a cruel joke to keep male ego under control? I know it gives me issues. Now, she has a spot, right where its supposed to be according to the sacred scrolls, this spot swells up when we f**k like a dogknot. But when I do the "E.T.", it's like Dr. G is at the golfcourse that day. I might as well be picking her nose. I know she doesn't watch baseball, so it must be something I'm not doing. The embarassing thing is, when a guy is looking for it, the girl knows exactly what he's doing, like watching a child hunt for an easter egg. Sometimes I wish she'd just come out and say, "can't find it, can you! Nyaa, nyaa!"

I think it's fun exploring eachother's body, whether it's sexual or not. And I don't think I'm the only women who thinks that.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

P.S

We push your head away, atleast I do, because the pleasure is way to overwhelming lol and plus we don't wanna get your face messy.

[rab]

Cool, thanks, Baby.

[ScarlettCrush]

Open relationships are bullshit and just an excuse for people to slut around and still have someone to come home to with milk and cookies waiting.



Amen

I haven't known one person in an open relationship that was happy. (unless it was a dude and he had three women fighting for his attention, chicks where miserable but he didn't care. I would never have fought for the attention of such a selfish bastard.) They say they are, but they don't act like they are. It is always because of other reasons too, never because of the instability and constant ego beatings. If you don't focus on your relationship it developes potholes which will eventually grow to deep black holes in your soul, fucking other people will not fix the problem.

[Not Enough Herb]

If she hangs up on you, always fucking call her back.
NEVER hang up on her.



learned that one the hard way

My girlfriend loves my fingering technique so much she told me she doesnt need my penis anymore and to cut it off :(

oh and i have a question. Me and my girlfriend stopped having sex after the condom broke once, weve had sex like twice after that now we dont anymore. i ask y she says shes scared shell get pregnant and just doesnt want to. do u think shes lieing, like theres another reason? like i dont wanna pressure her thats the last thing but i wanna have sex im soo attracted to her. any thoughts

wow im high

later

[Fan o KmK]

please explain the come hither tecnique lol. sorry i dont get it.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

when you're fingers are in her, wiggle your fingers like you're saying "come here" with them, screw around (no pun intended) with the speed. It's great


My girlfriend stopped having sex after the condom broke once, weve had sex like twice after that now we dont anymore. i ask y she says shes scared shell get pregnant and just doesnt want to. do u think shes lieing, like theres another reason? like i dont wanna pressure her thats the last thing but i wanna have sex im soo attracted to her. any thoughts

It's VERY scarey for that to happen, offer to take her a clinic/doctor's and maybe get on the pill or be more intent on using condoms, if that doesn't help maybe something happened that has turned her away from sex.

[Not Enough Herb]

^ yea the pill is an option. ok well today we were lying on my bed, and i started fingering her nice and slow, slidling it in and out, wiggling them around, and i was talking dirty to her, then she started messaging my penis, and talking dirty to me, saying "fuck me, fuck me now!" i was like whaaaaaaaaat? shes like i want u right now. I had to go to work and her mom was coming to pick her up so we had to stopped

yea im a guy and im really confused by the female mind. i love u ladies, but u drive me crazy

later

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Ahh hormones took over. Gotta love it:) I think she's just being very causious

[Not Enough Herb]

like do u think shes trying to fuck with my head, like get me wipped or something so ill do anything for some poontang(wont happen, but im curious) Some girls r messed like that. She used to be very sexually active and now im sitting on the bench....plz im so confused, ur female minds confuse me

later

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I highly doubt she's trying to make you pussy-whipped.

She's probably testing you to see if you're only with her for the sex.

[Not Enough Herb]

^ weve been together 3 months. If done so much for her and ive never pressured her for sex or anything, if she says no then its no. Like i dont no what else to do, i care about her so much i wouldnt think of using her.

later

[BabyFacedAbortion]

sit down and talk to her about it

"Baby, While this isn't important to me, it's the reasoning behind it that I'm worried about...I don't care that we're not having sex, because that's not what our relationship is about, but is there something wrong that's bothering you enough to not want to have sex anymore?"

something along those lines, be very gentle.

[Not Enough Herb]

^ yea i was asking her today, she says she just doesnt want to. like i can respect that but im pissed off because her asshole x boyfriends fucked her like twice a fuckin day and im benched. like that kinda pisses me off, but if thats what she wants then i wont say anything

later

[BabyFacedAbortion]

Maybe she's feeling used and was using sex as a way to keep you around but now that she knows you won't leave her she feels comfortable enough to relax on the sex?

[Not Enough Herb]

^lol sorry im asking so many questions ur very wise for ur age tho (and ur girl which helps me out)

thanks for ur advice. ill talk to her tomorrow and ill see what happens

have a good one

later

[endo..jay]

yea my ex never had alot of sex with me

found out she was getting it somewhere else...fucking cunt

[BabyFacedAbortion]

WHO'S BETTER?

WHO?

Me. :)

NP Herb, I try to help :) Remember tho, I'm not her so I really can't tell you what's up for sure.

[Fan o KmK]

ok lol i still dont get teh come hither, so you slide in two fingers, then do the "come here" sign?? wouldnt that be a bit hard? i duno, ill try it this weekened.

[endo..jay]

nah just stick your fingers in her palm facing up and then curl your fingers upwards you will feel it

[ScarlettCrush]

maybe she is on the rag, has a yeast infection, a urinary tract infection, needs to shave, or any other number of reasons having to do mostly with stuff she would not tell you.

[pabloescobar209]

you know you're a whore when you make a thread about the do's and don'ts of sex when you're 15yrs old

[BabyFacedAbortion]

You know you aren't getting any when you need to be a dick all the time :)

Kthnxdie.

[pabloescobar209]

hahahahaha... kids say the darndest things

[Fan o KmK]

lol dude shes like 18...i think.

[pabloescobar209]

lol dude shes like 18...i think.
no.. 15, you thought wrong

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I'm 16.

Sorry for the rudeness, I was in a bad mood at the time.

From the begining I was taught and raised to be happy with my body and sexuality and that being gay is okay and being straight is okay and being bi is okay and what ever you want to do, just make sure you do it behind closed doors and safely. I have been sexually active since I was 13-14 years old, and I am NOT proud of that BUT I have not had many actual sexual partners and I am far from a slut; I've been with a few guys and few girls throughout the past few years but I was with them for long periods of times and I've never fooled around with someone I didn't have feelings for, even if I do shit talk them a lot at a time I cared about them deeply. In my point of view a slut is someone who fucks around just to fuck around, I messed around because I felt that our relationship was at a mature enough point to do so for the most part; while there are some regrets (some more than others) I can't change the past and honestly, I'm okay with that. I'm comfortable with my sexuality to offer advice to those who aren't or are maybe a little confused. I'm open about where I've been or haven't been and if you don't like that, sorry..get over it.

[pabloescobar209]

I'm 16.

Sorry for the rudeness, I was in a bad mood at the time.

From the begining I was taught and raised to be happy with my body and sexuality and that being gay is okay and being straight is okay and being bi is okay and what ever you want to do, just make sure you do it behind closed doors and safely. I have been sexually active since I was 13-14 years old, and I am NOT proud of that BUT I have not had many actual sexual partners and I am far from a slut; I've been with a few guys and few girls throughout the past few years but I was with them for long periods of times and I've never fooled around with someone I didn't have feelings for, even if I do shit talk them a lot at a time I cared about them deeply. In my point of view a slut is someone who fucks around just to fuck around, I messed around because I felt that our relationship was at a mature enough point to do so for the most part; while there are some regrets (some more than others) I can't change the past and honestly, I'm okay with that. I'm comfortable with my sexuality to offer advice to those who aren't or are maybe a little confused. I'm open about where I've been or haven't been and if you don't like that, sorry..get over it.
hey i could care less, all im saying is be a kid while you still can. you're 16 and act like you're 25, i mean being mature is cool and all... but remeber you are just a kid

[Fan o KmK]

dude why do u care lol. ur not her mommy.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

hey i could care less, all im saying is be a kid while you still can. you're 16 and act like you're 25, i mean being mature is cool and all... but remeber you are just a kid
You seemed to care when you were calling me a slut, that's all that explanation was for. :thumbsup:

[BabyFacedAbortion]

whore*

[beachguy in thongs]

And THAT is why she hasn't called ;)

[Johnny Hempseed]

Boys, this is where you mess up during sex, in my opinion. From the thousands of stories I've heard in the public bathrooms, locker rooms and over coffee I'm going to point a few things you should do and should not do in my opinion BUT keep in mind, like men, all women are VERY different so some things may be true for one but not for another.

I have a few girls helping me with this too, it's not just my opinion


If you feel the need to ask us if we came after sex, then we didn't
If you ask us how many times, we're probably going to roll our eyes and say some ubsurd number which you'll probably believe for some odd reason.
If we're on the rag, it doesn't matter how many times you ask...you're not getting any.
Don't walk out of the bathroom and expect oral sex, we know in the back of our heads that you piss out of there but we don't want to be thinking about that as we're blowing you.
We don't care about your car.
Cuddling is nice, keep that in mind after you roll over and start snoring.
Never, ever, ever talk about your ex (or any other girl that we don't know for that matter) unless you're insulting her.
If you have to question anything in sex, it sucked.
Yes, girls fake orgasms. It's true, but it's to please you, so don't think about it and don't ask about it...just enjoy the fact that we're trying to make you happy.
Oral sex: that probing thing with your tongue kind of reminds us of E.T..pressure and technique is the key.
Girls know not to use their teeth when giving head, so if they do...you've done something very, very, very wrong and you should put your little friend away as fast as possible.
Hey...it's called a CLIT...make friends with it.
Talk Sex with Sue, sunday nights..Oxygen channel..Watch it.
Unless we tell you we want to try anal sex or somehow initiate it, DO NOT even try it.
If you're going to finger a girl, remember the "Come here" trick. Instead of slamming them in and out of her, move them around, do the "come here" motion, slide them in and out slowly..variety is the key.
Please don't look bored or distracted during sex, then we will be too and probably pissed off.
Compliments are awesome, we love them but try and say "beautiful" instead of "hot" or "pretty", try and say "sweet" instead of "funny". You're our boyfriends or our lover, not the boy next door that we ride bikes with, kthnx.
Burping and farting can be funny..just not in bed.
Try to avoid saying "I love you" while fucking, unless you're "making love" it'll probably envoke five-thousand thoughts that'll distract us.
Please don't push our heads down, just play with our hair or thrust slightly..gagging us with your dick will only result in vomit on your abs.


Feel free to add or discuss <3

Hehehe...
Well..this was good for a chuckle..and it reminded me of why it's so great to be 38 year old...
First of all..the concept of someone giving me something like sex..that's just hillarious...
If a woman ever thought she was doing me a favour..or that I would feel like I "got some" had better think seriously about what I just gave her!
Seems to be a popular idea that guys "Get it" when they are good little boys..
And if I am going to ask a woman if she is satisfied after sex it's because I am a caring lover who wants to see his wife happy..
The fact is a guy stops asking that question at a certain age..mostly because he just doesn't give a rat's ass!
And the last time I asked for sex would be about never! 2 people make love with each other when they feel like it..
If my wife is mad at me..and decides to show me by scraping her teeth on my knob..maybe she needs to think about how angry I'll be when I am pulling out just before she orgasms..
Faking an orgasm is just a lie..and it doesn't do a guy any favours..if you don't tell your partner that it didn't work out for you..I guess you shouldn't complain when he never gives you one..after all..he thought you were enjoying it..!?
Compliments are nice..men enjoy them too...
Sex is fantastic..but when it becomes something with a list of rules and advisories..I guess I would rather do something else..

[rab]

Faking an orgasm is just a lie..and it doesn't do a guy any favours..if you don't tell your partner that it didn't work out for you..I guess you shouldn't complain when he never gives you one..after all..he thought you were enjoying it..!?

If a woman always fakes it, that's sad... but sometimes its just a tactful way to say, "OK, you tried, you can stop now, it's not your fault, I'm not in the mood." In other words, a nice way to say Stop, which is her right.

[rab]

oh and i have a question. Me and my girlfriend stopped having sex after the condom broke once, weve had sex like twice after that now we dont anymore. i ask y she says shes scared shell get pregnant and just doesnt want to. do u think shes lieing, like theres another reason? like i dont wanna pressure her thats the last thing but i wanna have sex im soo attracted to her. any thoughts

Many girls will flip guys they don't really like but are cold to "nice guys." Maybe its fear of commitment. A broken condom would put the fear of God in her, maybe you weren't scared enough? It might mean you really love her, but that made her think.

I mean, basically its what she said -- getting pregnant. Is there more to it? How much more do you want?

[stonerat]

'you know you're a whore when you make a thread about the do's and don'ts of sex when you're 15yrs old'

How very harsh! She is a bit young but sounds quite mature and it was quite a fun post -prolly not meant to be taken totally seriously (more as a talking point which it proved to be).
Calling her a whore is nasty, and I have known some whores and they're just selling their time same as everyone else.

[PureEvil760]

and for girls..



give us blowjobs
give us sex
dont bitch about shit too much

[Not Enough Herb]

^ this man is my hero

you got it right brother :)

later