Thinking of smoking at neighborhood pool... safe?

[Jesse DeForest]

Right down the street, at the end of a cul-de-sac, is my neighborhoods recreation center. It's absolutely beautiful with tons of palm trees and lanscaping, as well as a hot tub that has this mountain-looking waterful that goes into it. (As well as a kickass waterslide with lots of turns and ****)

Although there are 12ft steel gates with no horizontal supports (read: No steps for climbing,) I believe I've found a clever way to get in and out. No need to go into detail there though.

I think it'd be fun to just go, smoke in the little cubby hole behind the waterfall, and then go for a swim. That'd be amazing.

But there are cameras out of the ass, as well as signs that read "24 hour survielance. Vandalism will be prosecuted."

My question, is it pretty safe? I mean, as long as I don't vandalize anything, they should have no reason to cehck the tapes right?

I'm almost afraid paranoia alone would cause me not to enjoy it.

[slightlystonedDUBman]

dude just smoke and then go

[slipknotpsycho]

... i think you already know the answer to this question.. so why ask it?

[Jesse DeForest]

That'd be the smart thing to do, but it's just not the same experience.

You live really ****ing close to me, man. I live in Bear Creak/Copperfield/Cypress/Langham Creek/Yorktown. Depends on who you ask, lmao. You know how that is around here.

How old are you?

[Jesse DeForest]

That post was aimed at DUBman.


... i think you already know the answer to this question.. so why ask it?

I like to open myself up to different perspectives.

[Swizzy89304]

As long as you dont vandalise or piss people off, then it should be fine. When I went on holiday to Thailand a few years back I sometimes stayed round the pool where my cousins house was (we stayed with him in a private estate with a communal pool) and there were Thais living there aswell. Weed was plentiful, and joints were often passed around the pool. Best place Ive ever been, very friendly people (be wary of the ladyboys though, if you can actually tell the difference!).

[ibreakthings]

just like roll up some doobies and smoke those.. they cant really say anything if it looks like a cigarette and if they did just be like "yeah i was smoking a cig, so what?" and you wouldnt necessarily have to hide it as long as there werent alot of people around

[Swizzy89304]

Ooh, you could always make a 'secret agent'. Theres a few different ways to make them, but I do mine like this:
Get any ciggy you want, as long as it has the brown coloured filter paper. Take out the filter, either with tweezers, fingernails, or by squeezing it at the top and carefully twisting. Chop a length of card the same size as the filter, and place this where the filter was. It doesnt get much harder than this. Next, chop off the cig about 1cm from the roach/filter with something sharp - preferably a craft knife or a razor blade, something with a straight edge. If youve only got a kitchen knife, dont worry, it just doesnt end up as neat. Then get whatever size rizla you want - keep in mind that 3 foot cigarettes tend to attract unwanted attention, so if you want a strong spliff, just make it pure - wrap it round whats left of the cig (use common sense here - DONT wrap the rizla round the brown paper!) so you have an empty tube. Crumble up some Herb and baccy, fill it in and pack it down so its however tight you want it. Ive found that pencils are the perfect size to fit in this tube.
Just make sure you stay upwind!

[Jesse DeForest]

I'd do the secret agent, but I've already rolled the joint and it's my last one.

I plan on doing this Wednesday night. I'll leave my house at 2:45, get to the pool at like 2:50, and I should be in after just a few minutes. Then I'll just find a spot that I don't see any cameras pointed at and toke up. (I think I'll still be able to use the cubby hole) When I finish, I'll strip down into my shorts and go for a dip until I'm either way to cold or start to get bored. I've never swam while high, but I'm told it's amazing.
Using the slide should be pretty sweet too. I wish I could use the hot tub since I'm sure I'll be cold, but you have to set a timer to turn it on and I'm afraid to do that since nobody should have been there to use it. (It's only open in the summer, no staff this time of year) May show up on of their bills or something.

Then I'll get out, buy some munchies and a drink out of the machine, and pull up some of their patio furniture to whatever landscaping area looks coolest. I have a place in mind.

And then I'll leave at like 4:00. Should be fun.

[smoke ranger]

should you smoke at the pool? NO!!

[Hempamasta]

They won't be consulting the tapes unless if someone vandalized the property. And even if they did look at the tapes, they probably wouldn't be able to see it was you.

[GratefulDead4ever]

bear creek man shit thats close to me send me a shout on my email jesse [email protected]

[Jesse DeForest]

Bear Creek, in Houston, right?

[xNoa]

I'd do the secret agent, but I've already rolled the joint and it's my last one.

I plan on doing this Wednesday night. I'll leave my house at 2:45, get to the pool at like 2:50, and I should be in after just a few minutes. Then I'll just find a spot that I don't see any cameras pointed at and toke up. (I think I'll still be able to use the cubby hole) When I finish, I'll strip down into my shorts and go for a dip until I'm either way to cold or start to get bored. I've never swam while high, but I'm told it's amazing.
Using the slide should be pretty sweet too. I wish I could use the hot tub since I'm sure I'll be cold, but you have to set a timer to turn it on and I'm afraid to do that since nobody should have been there to use it. (It's only open in the summer, no staff this time of year) May show up on of their bills or something.

Then I'll get out, buy some munchies and a drink out of the machine, and pull up some of their patio furniture to whatever landscaping area looks coolest. I have a place in mind.

And then I'll leave at like 4:00. Should be fun.
damn it makes me laugh seeing u plan all this
just smoke a joint there if theres people there well then they might get pissed off it depends on who they are dosent it only you can know that, if theres no1 there then absolute fuck all is going to happen so why even bother worrying

[Brey]

u'd actually be suprised wat u can get away with if u just confident and dont hesitate. dont plan every detail, cos shit never goes to plan. just try it, wats the worst that could happen? if someone is watching the survailance (highly unlikely) and they decide to fone the cops (also unlikely) and the cops get there before u finish the j (again, unlikely) u can just desroy it, and theres no evidence.

[Jesse DeForest]

I always plan everything perfectly, and everything always turns out perfectly for me. It's my style and it will never change.

The weird thing is this:

About 5 months a group of like 12 of us hopped a different pool's fence with lots of beer, drunk as hell, and stayed there all night.

And a popular smoke spot is the life guard's room at a different pool. It has a sliding window that's easy to slide open, then you just unlock the door for everyone else. Hell, we went there Saturday.

Both places are less secluded, but for some reason it has to be perfect when I do it to mine. It's mental.

[iamenfuego]

in the summer me and my friends would go pool hopping at nite at like 11 o clock and we would smoke in the pool it was the best thing ever.

[s2headhunter]

umm personally iwoudlnt do it....but i dunno...its up to you ....just go back there for acouple days..like make it a routine just incase they are checking shit out eevryday on the camera..and then they will know that you just do it everyday and wont even think anything

[Smokin EnDo]

Pool hoping kicks ass!!! we do it all over my town every summer we've only got caught twice and once someone chased us for about 1 mile with a small bat lol best summer ever!

[Zohar]

I've gotten into some reaaaaal sketchy situations before. You really never know who's watching =( I'm so paranoid from one of them that I don't even want to mention it here...I will say that four cruisers pulled up out of nowhere and I was scared shitless rofl.

[Jibboom]

It seems like you're putting a lot of thought into this and it's worrying you a bit that you may get caught. It seems unlikely that you will but you can bet the one time you go down their to burn one down someone will turn up. Only you really know whether it's a risk you're willing to take. Maybe sneak in there and hang around for 10 minutes just to get a feel for hte place and to relax, if you reckon you're not gonna be bothered by anything and you're sure that paranoia won't set in once you're high then go for it. :)