Thinking of smoking at neighborhood pool... safe?

[Jesse DeForest]

Right down the street, at the end of a cul-de-sac, is my neighborhoods recreation center. It's absolutely beautiful with tons of palm trees and lanscaping, as well as a hot tub that has this mountain-looking waterful that goes into it. (As well as a kickass waterslide with lots of turns and ****)

Although there are 12ft steel gates with no horizontal supports (read: No steps for climbing,) I believe I've found a clever way to get in and out. No need to go into detail there though.

I think it'd be fun to just go, smoke in the little cubby hole behind the waterfall, and then go for a swim. That'd be amazing.

But there are cameras out of the ass, as well as signs that read "24 hour survielance. Vandalism will be prosecuted."

My question, is it pretty safe? I mean, as long as I don't vandalize anything, they should have no reason to cehck the tapes right?

I'm almost afraid paranoia alone would cause me not to enjoy it.

Jesse DeForest Reviewed by Jesse DeForest on 01-15-2006. Thinking of smoking at neighborhood pool... safe? Right down the street, at the end of a cul-de-sac, is my neighborhoods recreation center. It's absolutely beautiful with tons of palm trees and lanscaping, as well as a hot tub that has this mountain-looking waterful that goes into it. (As well as a kickass waterslide with lots of turns and ****) Although there are 12ft steel gates with no horizontal supports (read: No steps for climbing,) I believe I've found a clever way to get in and out. No need to go into detail there though. I Rating: 5

[slightlystonedDUBman]

dude just smoke and then go

[slipknotpsycho]

... i think you already know the answer to this question.. so why ask it?

[Jesse DeForest]

That'd be the smart thing to do, but it's just not the same experience.

You live really ****ing close to me, man. I live in Bear Creak/Copperfield/Cypress/Langham Creek/Yorktown. Depends on who you ask, lmao. You know how that is around here.

How old are you?

[Jesse DeForest]

That post was aimed at DUBman.

... i think you already know the answer to this question.. so why ask it?

I like to open myself up to different perspectives.

[Swizzy89304]

As long as you dont vandalise or piss people off, then it should be fine. When I went on holiday to Thailand a few years back I sometimes stayed round the pool where my cousins house was (we stayed with him in a private estate with a communal pool) and there were Thais living there aswell. Weed was plentiful, and joints were often passed around the pool. Best place Ive ever been, very friendly people (be wary of the ladyboys though, if you can actually tell the difference!).

[ibreakthings]

just like roll up some doobies and smoke those.. they cant really say anything if it looks like a cigarette and if they did just be like "yeah i was smoking a cig, so what?" and you wouldnt necessarily have to hide it as long as there werent alot of people around

[Swizzy89304]

Ooh, you could always make a 'secret agent'. Theres a few different ways to make them, but I do mine like this:
Get any ciggy you want, as long as it has the brown coloured filter paper. Take out the filter, either with tweezers, fingernails, or by squeezing it at the top and carefully twisting. Chop a length of card the same size as the filter, and place this where the filter was. It doesnt get much harder than this. Next, chop off the cig about 1cm from the roach/filter with something sharp - preferably a craft knife or a razor blade, something with a straight edge. If youve only got a kitchen knife, dont worry, it just doesnt end up as neat. Then get whatever size rizla you want - keep in mind that 3 foot cigarettes tend to attract unwanted attention, so if you want a strong spliff, just make it pure - wrap it round whats left of the cig (use common sense here - DONT wrap the rizla round the brown paper!) so you have an empty tube. Crumble up some Herb and baccy, fill it in and pack it down so its however tight you want it. Ive found that pencils are the perfect size to fit in this tube.
Just make sure you stay upwind!

[Jesse DeForest]

I'd do the secret agent, but I've already rolled the joint and it's my last one.

I plan on doing this Wednesday night. I'll leave my house at 2:45, get to the pool at like 2:50, and I should be in after just a few minutes. Then I'll just find a spot that I don't see any cameras pointed at and toke up. (I think I'll still be able to use the cubby hole) When I finish, I'll strip down into my shorts and go for a dip until I'm either way to cold or start to get bored. I've never swam while high, but I'm told it's amazing.
Using the slide should be pretty sweet too. I wish I could use the hot tub since I'm sure I'll be cold, but you have to set a timer to turn it on and I'm afraid to do that since nobody should have been there to use it. (It's only open in the summer, no staff this time of year) May show up on of their bills or something.

Then I'll get out, buy some munchies and a drink out of the machine, and pull up some of their patio furniture to whatever landscaping area looks coolest. I have a place in mind.

And then I'll leave at like 4:00. Should be fun.

[smoke ranger]

should you smoke at the pool? NO!!