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kingkong.bomb
01-05-2006, 02:45 AM
This is my first time;

Alright, I bought a knickel off this kid I asked on my bus, and the next day I decided I wanted to smoke it. Well, he wrapped it in a tissue paper so I couldn't get all the little flakes off, and I burnt that paper on the ground and breathed in. That night I was laughing alot and screwing off like an idiot in church. So tommorrow after school, I decide it's time.

(at school that day ((this was after the church day)), I was still really giddy like last night and I was laughing at everything)

I grabbed my little bic pen with foil, my marijuana in a ziplock bag, one of those cheap match card, and some spray. I went into the woods so I could hide it discreetly. Now, I was fucking around with it on the ground, and noticed I shouldn't have put the tape around the foil because I needed to take it off to put the mary jane in (i thought I could drop it down through the pen); so at first I dropped some through the pen and it got stuck. I left that alone and tried to make the bent foil that got messed up in my pocket straight. I did this by shoving the pen down in it, but it made the outer edges bent in. Unfortunately at this time I already put some of the marijuana in.

So I rip off the top half of the foil bowl and I put the rest of my marijuana down it. I put the match to the end of the foil and it didn't do that much (I got a little smoke); it seemed the marijuana stuck in the pen was screwing it up.

(at this time, I had spilt a little on my pants and it rolled to the ground, because when I tore the foil off there was some inside)
So I try to light the end of the pen and smoke it, but I didn't think these crappy matches were hot enough to melt the end of the pen. I inhaled alot of smoke and hacked like 10 times, but I didn't puke. So I grab a think branch and stick it down the tube, clearing it out onto my pants. I took anything off my pants and put it down into the foil.

Well I got it to give me like 2 good hits before the foil bowl fell to the ground (by the way, this stuff tasted like shit), and I lost some of it. I picked it back up and tried again. The matches through the foil didn't really get anything lit, but I got at least one more hit; before it fell of the pen again. So I thought I was done, not extremely impressed, and as I was putting matches and everything away (started with 15 matches, ended with 1); as I noticed I left a larger chunk (well, bigger then anything else) in the top half of the foil bowl I tore off. So I put it in the bowl, took my pen out of the ziplock bag, and tried again.

I lit the bottom of the foil and began to suck, I seemed to be getting alot of saliva in the pen and was sucking that up, but I couldn't really get much of a hit. Sometimes a little piece of marijuana would come up the pen and get into my mouth. So after I inspected the foil for any more, I packed up and walked home. On the way home I had noticed I had left my dads little chopper bicycle looking thing at my friends house, and decided I woudl try to bring it home. I felt like I was riding a real chopper, but sub-conciously I still new I was trying to fake my high.

When I got into my room, I was laughing and playing games, and my vision was blurry. This lasted about 1 hour before I had to eat, and it was really going away. After it I knew I had a pretty ok experience, but not too urged to go ahead and buy some more.

Peace.

(I also burnt my finger once because I was actually getting the stuff lit and inhaling it, and I didn't want to put the match out because I wanted it to last)

Its a Plant
01-05-2006, 02:52 AM
you should buy some more :).

...that and maybe a pipe???

Smokin EnDo
01-05-2006, 03:15 AM
dude you fucked on on smoking it!!!!! Take a sodacan and make a dent in one side. Poke about 7 holes with a small paperclip in the side and place the weed on. Put your lips up to the hole in the can that you would drink from and light it up!!!

Pete Rock
01-05-2006, 04:16 AM
Sounds like u fucked up pretty good

I recommend purchasing a bowl.

Jeff Spicoli
01-05-2006, 04:38 AM
hahahaha
nice

Killa Milla
01-05-2006, 04:39 AM
You put it in tissue and inhaled it? Wow! Make a friggin' bong out of a Sharpie pen (gutted, with both sides cut to make a chute), ratchet head (one that kinda fits the Sharpie), water bottle (Deer park ones that are like 16.9 oz.), and foil. Hammer the ratchet head onto the gutted pen and melt a hole about a 1/3 of the way up the bottle and stick in your pen/ratchet head (your stem and bowl) so ti melts around it and holds it in place. Then fill the holes on the melted bottle with gum and tape the stem to the bottle so it hits the water at a 45 angle. Then tape aluminum foil around the ratchet head and poke holes in the foil (tiny, tiny ones). Then put water 1/2 of the way up (fill through the top), put weed in the bowl and light up and inhale. It may sound compicated, but is very simple and pretty much the only maitenance is replacing the foil every so often!

kingkong.bomb
01-05-2006, 06:15 AM
Meh, I don't have any money for buying a pipe, and my parents are assholes when it comes to giving me money for work. Even if I did have money for something like that, I wouldn't know where to buy it. But I'll try that sharpie pen bong and save up for some more marijuana.

DeMetto
01-05-2006, 07:11 AM
The best way to smoke weed without buying anything is a parachute.

Reefer Rogue
01-05-2006, 01:44 PM
Buy some more, smoke it properly.

justinsane
01-05-2006, 02:37 PM
dude your gonna need to make a pipe out of tin foil or somthing

pens are shitty

take a toilet paper roll, put a hole in it and make a tin foil bowl, put the bowl in the hole.

use the other end of the paper roll as the carb, or just tape it off if you want....

dopesmoker
01-05-2006, 07:05 PM
or buy some rolling papers and learn how to roll.....the sodacan idea mentioned above also works well

RatedR
01-05-2006, 08:52 PM
The Pen is not a good idea, if you have a roach or a *STRAW* you can use a Straw easily, like a McDonalds straw, not like a crazy straw, break the weed up and put it down there, of course it will melt the straw and have a nasty fucking taste (Been a long time since i've done it, cant remember the taste) but it's easier than what you did

genik
01-05-2006, 10:42 PM
I never tried it, but instead of melting a straw take a empty straw wrapper?

ibreakthings
01-05-2006, 11:40 PM
god damn dude, no u were not high so dont say you were. You dont get high off paper that had weed in it.

1. Get some more weed, dont drop it on the ground.
2. Learn how to make a fucking decent pipe out of foil.. u dont just make a tube u fuckin bend it so that there is a small hole that only smoke can get through, not the weed.
3. Get a fucking lighter because you cant smoke with fucking paper matches
4. Learn how to really smoke before wasting the weed

it just pisses me off seeing people do that

Swizzy89304
01-06-2006, 12:29 AM
Jeez get some damn rizlas. They're only about 50p for the kingsize, and like 30p for the regs. Rollings a piece of piss, even if you don't have any baccy to practice with just rip a load of paper/leaves etc up into small bits, put that in it and practice. Just make sure its nice and firm, and then it'll burn fine.
I don't like to gloat, but I've been rolling cigs (I'm skint) for a few months now, and I can roll a better cig or joint than any machine I've seen, or rolling mat. Don't believe me? Next time I roll a nice fat kingsize J, I'll post a piccy up. Juicy and firm :rasta:

Brennan
01-06-2006, 01:58 AM
Take a pop bottle cut it in half and find a bag(one like the newspaper comes in) that your gotta stretch over the cut end.(Gives good suction) Then take you bottle cap and cut a hole for a bowl. I usually melt the sharp parts of where I cut to get the hole big as I want and soft. Put tinfoil in the hole for the bowl. Poke holes with a tooth pick or something small. Tape the bag on so it stays tight and no smoke escapes.Place weed in bowl turn a light on it pull down on the bad slowy and viola a sweet iron lung hit. If you do these I gaurantee you'll get high.

StOneD.aS.FuK
01-06-2006, 02:20 AM
dude, u need some tools. learn how to smoke it properly,

buy a bong or a pipe. even make your own bong easy as pie!
or roll a J...i can give you some good sites if you want?

u havent experienced the real "high" yet. the high which numbs you completly and makes you feel invisible. u cant walk, cant stop laughing, and you start to see and hear weird shit. thats what dope is all about dude, so buy some more, or come to my place, i'll get u stoned.

Synthesizer Man
01-06-2006, 02:37 AM
Jeez get some damn rizlas. They're only about 50p for the kingsize, and like 30p for the regs.

Fucking hell where are you shopping at? I swear its way more expensive here. Don't know the exact prices of the regular and kingsize, but for the Slim Blue (which I always use) its 75p a pack.

d00d989
01-06-2006, 03:53 AM
ok one of the easiest things to try is a tin foil pipe

get some tin foil, a pencil, lighter, weed

roll tin foil around the pencil, then take out the pencil. you will have a tin foil tube

about and inch from the end of one end of the tin foil tube, bend it up. (suck through the now bent tube to make sure u can still get air through it all

___/

^^ thats what your new tin foil pipe should now look like.

put your weed in the part thats sticking up, and then light the weed with ur ligher and suck in through the other end

any questions, just ask :)

(or another easy way would be just to smoke with someone whos done it before >.<)

geonagual
05-01-2007, 07:16 AM
Did you ever get a pipe?

lazy smoker7
05-01-2007, 07:32 AM
no dont listen to these other people... do not smoke out of tin foil or tin cans because its very bad for your health. look up on the internet on how to make an apple pipe ( although i dont know how healthy this is but I am pretty sure its more healther than using tin foil) or go buy some papers from your local smoke shop or gas station or what ever and if your underage just stand outside and ask ppl to go in and give thema few bucks for them to buy you some papers and next you gotta learn how to roll... it just takes practice or if you want to be a lazy fucker like me... invest in a rolling machine and you wont have to learn how to roll or if you have unsturdy hands and dont like rolling you can use the machine also. anyways basically this is what you should do. Step 1: gets papers ..... Step : Buy weed..... Step 3: roll tha joint... step 4: light joint . Step 5: take a hit but do it slowly and keep hitting it for about 4 seconds then remove the joint and continue to inhale some more air to push the smoke down... and hold the smoke in for about 4 seconds and then release your smoke.... breathe in... breathe out.... take another hit... hold... 1...2....3....4... then let it out... and keep repeating... (no need to hold in hits for long ass amounts of time because it does nothing you just think your getting higer from holding in for like 30 secs because of the lack of oxygen to your brain... i think its like 90% THC gets into your blood stream from the smoke 3 seconds after the inhale... hope i helped... happy toking..

LIP
05-01-2007, 11:45 AM
hahahahaha. - if you roll a joint at least you'll actually get hgih

russ-bob
05-01-2007, 01:18 PM
get a friend to roll a joint for you (make shure you see him roll it so you can learn) then smoke that and never smoke out of plastic again it will probaly give you like AIDS or cancer ... DOOM

Ifrit369
05-01-2007, 05:16 PM
Get fucked, watch TV, then you'll want to buy some more. XD

Coelho
05-01-2007, 08:58 PM
Another way to smoke is to get a cigarrete, take off all the tobacco from it, put the weed into it and smoke. Easy and cheap.

ate
05-03-2007, 04:43 PM
c'mon everybody, this kid just wants to get high, we've all been there.

the only thing i can say to you, OP, is to use google, you'll find out everything you need to know there.

Thepossumdance
05-03-2007, 10:31 PM
c'mon everybody, this kid just wants to get high, we've all been there.

the only thing i can say to you, OP, is to use google, you'll find out everything you need to know there.

you've been there? you're telling me that you've taken herb in a wad of paper and burnt it trying to inhale the fumes??? lol cause i sure as shit never have

APPLE PIPE APPLE PIPE APPLE PIPE

PS MAKE A FUCKING APPLE PIPE

dankkeeper
05-03-2007, 11:01 PM
I hope that guy was joking who said put weed in a straw and melt the straw...

NightProwler
05-04-2007, 12:21 AM
dude damn you gotta buy a bong.

slipknotpsycho
05-04-2007, 12:41 AM
dude i'ts not that hard to make a pipe... a decent pipe... i realize you probably think of making a pipe as jumping into the deep end when you don't know how to swim ( i was confused at first too)... but making a decent pipe is easy as fuck....


Home Made Pipes/Bongs (http://www.angelfire.com/zine/theneedforweed/howtomake.html)

How to make an aluminum marijuana pipe (http://www.smokingwithstyle.com/aluminumpipe.htm)

aluminum foil isn't the best thing to smoke out of... but you don't seem like you're doing to well on your own, and since it's the easiest, fuck it... learn the basics, make something better later...

420 FMX
05-05-2007, 12:18 AM
why dont u just ask the dude who u got the weed of in the first place to show u how to smoke properly? seems way easier than all these other suggestions of making ur own shit, ull get a demonstration by ur mate on how to smoke plus u can ask if they have a spare piece u could use or ask them if they can make u one or assist in making one!! :)