Best Day EVER!!!

[da haze meister]

Today was the best ever. I met up with some friends before my morning detention and smoked 2 bowls of some dank nugs. i went to detention, sat that shit out, then the real shit kicked in. I started seeing shit like real slow and laughing my ass off. my math teacher i think was suspicious, but w/e i dont care. in phys ed, i actually ruled flag football, i was making catches and shit like crazy, even though i reeked of weed and the gym teacher made a remark like "have you been smoking" and im like "no" but i think i gave it away when, instead of counting one onethousand two onethousand for the blitz, i sang i was gonna blitz in five, but then i got high, and im like hell no and tackled the dude. i got kicked out of class, so w/e about him, but next period was social studies and that was the bomb.

[da haze meister]

i walked in like 10 minutes late, and the teacher said something to me but i didnt hear cause i was wearing one of those russian hats with the huge ass earflaps and listening to some music, so she flipped on me and i sat in the back and closed my eyes. i listened to sublime, weezer, stay high by the 3 6 mafia, bone thugs, and a bunch of other shit, and when i closed my eyes, i could like see the beat pulsing it was insane. so i was starting to come down, and i met my friend and we went to his car wit a few other dudes (he has a suburban with the back seats out and a wrap around couch put in, 50 percent tint and curtains) and hotboxed the fuck out of it. he had like an ohzee and a half and me, him, and 2 other guys smoked most of that up. we rolled like 10 philly blunts, and passed them around.

[da haze meister]

after this, i was throughly fucked up and i went back in for what was left of english class. i took a vocab test (and got an A-) and then i got in deep shit cause i drew this hilarious comic the Adventures Of Weedman and Bong Boy and it is hilar ill try to scan it onto the comp later. he sent me down to the office and the principal obviously knew that i was blazed, so he had the security search me. they found nothing on me and im like "in your face, bitch!!" i went to lunch, and had like 3 orders of fries and 5 slices of pizza. then i went to biology and bought a dimebag of that shit that i had smoked earlier, and one of the kids in the bathroom where i bought it tried to snitch. i took my gum out of my mouth, stuck it in his hair, and bitch smacked him. he tried to chase me, but im fast, so i ran across the skool to another bathroom, hid behind the door and tripped him, and he literally landed his face in a urinal. so, i took a plunger out of a stall, stuck it ina poopy toilet, and put it on his head and stuck it there.

[da haze meister]

and im like "stop snitchin man if you do ill fucking kill you" and hes like seriously shaking so i leave. then i go to photography, and get like 10 photos developed cause im a workhorse when stoned. it was the best day ever, cause when i got home, i had 40 bucks, a gram of weed, and a smile on my face.

[mike001]

see, weed makes school fun!! :rasta:

[187]

another tall tale told by da haze meister

[da haze meister]

another tall tale told by da haze meister
how is this a tall tale? would i make up something as normal or boring as this? dude stop hatin or whatever i dont lie that is a sin and i dont feel like going to hell. although... it would save me money on lighters.

[redsoxfan49]

shut up, no one likes you, get some stories that sounds realistic

[Esoteric416]

Nice story haze meister, the bit about sticking the plunger to the guy's head was a little over the top though.

[da haze meister]

i did though because it was the best use of the closest object. it didnt stick that well, but enough to make a point. it made like a plop noise and fell off. lol a little embellished, but still sweet.

[thcbongman]

Am I the only guy that actually believes him?

Maybe it because I was a fuck-up like him in HS.

[ViisualTrip]

We should have an age limit on the boards, and no stupid shit like this, this is why i rarely come here.

[Reefer Rogue]

Kool story, stick it to the man.

[hempman666]

god u guys are assholes he didnt say nething to u so dont do it to him fuking cunts!

[ViisualTrip]

god u guys are assholes he didnt say nething to u so dont do it to him fuking cunts!

This Bull shit hes saying hes just asking to be flamed.

[RedRainDrop]

^^Shut the fuck up you. you didn't even join a week ago, And you think you deserve to flame users who have been here longer. Mabye your just pissed off at everything because your doing coke (as depicted in your picture).

Fuck you, you little cunt muffin.

[Not Enough Herb]

^your a prick

later

[ViisualTrip]

^^Shut the fuck up you. you didn't even join a week ago, And you think you deserve to flame users who have been here longer. Mabye your just pissed off at everything because your doing coke (as depicted in your picture).

Fuck you, you little cunt muffin.

What makes you think thats Coke, and fyi im not pissed off just stating the facts.

[gaheadga]

i hate stupid storys by 5th graders that think weed makes them tight

[jermbiggs]

hahaha u guys are pricks man i think those storys r fuckn funny thats something i would do :pimp:

[potsmokersinceiwas9]

that is some fuckin funny shit try playin basketball once its the funniest shit ever if you hit the ball off the rim and it comes back at you off a bad miss and hits you

[halo]

that is some uber hilarious shit right their.!

[Cleveland]

damn, haze meister, you were born in 1990? you can't even drive yet

[LittLeWinG]

i admit your storys sound farfetched but honestly i dont give a fuck. your storys are funny as fuck and they make me laugh, i dont care if they are real or not. so all you fags out there just read the storys and have a laugh, dont flame....just smoke and laugh :D :dance:

[captiantokeymcpot]

Thc bongman what part of VA are you from?

[thcbongman]

I'm from Arlington, how about you?

[captiantokeymcpot]

Great falls. I am prolly about 30 minutes from you

[thcbongman]

Awesome, have you ever jumped off the 40ft ledge into the potomac?

You gotta do it, especially since you live right there. It's like a little lagoon, right in the middle of Great Falls Park.

[captiantokeymcpot]

Naw. I have never done that. I have smoked in great falls park many times right on the rocks by the waterfall. Its so cool down there i love it.