Best Day EVER!!!

[da haze meister]

Today was the best ever. I met up with some friends before my morning detention and smoked 2 bowls of some dank nugs. i went to detention, sat that shit out, then the real shit kicked in. I started seeing shit like real slow and laughing my ass off. my math teacher i think was suspicious, but w/e i dont care. in phys ed, i actually ruled flag football, i was making catches and shit like crazy, even though i reeked of weed and the gym teacher made a remark like "have you been smoking" and im like "no" but i think i gave it away when, instead of counting one onethousand two onethousand for the blitz, i sang i was gonna blitz in five, but then i got high, and im like hell no and tackled the dude. i got kicked out of class, so w/e about him, but next period was social studies and that was the bomb.

da haze meister Reviewed by da haze meister on 12-16-2005. Best Day EVER!!! Today was the best ever. I met up with some friends before my morning detention and smoked 2 bowls of some dank nugs. i went to detention, sat that shit out, then the real shit kicked in. I started seeing shit like real slow and laughing my ass off. my math teacher i think was suspicious, but w/e i dont care. in phys ed, i actually ruled flag football, i was making catches and shit like crazy, even though i reeked of weed and the gym teacher made a remark like "have you been smoking" and im Rating: 5

[da haze meister]

i walked in like 10 minutes late, and the teacher said something to me but i didnt hear cause i was wearing one of those russian hats with the huge ass earflaps and listening to some music, so she flipped on me and i sat in the back and closed my eyes. i listened to sublime, weezer, stay high by the 3 6 mafia, bone thugs, and a bunch of other shit, and when i closed my eyes, i could like see the beat pulsing it was insane. so i was starting to come down, and i met my friend and we went to his car wit a few other dudes (he has a suburban with the back seats out and a wrap around couch put in, 50 percent tint and curtains) and hotboxed the fuck out of it. he had like an ohzee and a half and me, him, and 2 other guys smoked most of that up. we rolled like 10 philly blunts, and passed them around.

[da haze meister]

after this, i was throughly fucked up and i went back in for what was left of english class. i took a vocab test (and got an A-) and then i got in deep shit cause i drew this hilarious comic the Adventures Of Weedman and Bong Boy and it is hilar ill try to scan it onto the comp later. he sent me down to the office and the principal obviously knew that i was blazed, so he had the security search me. they found nothing on me and im like "in your face, bitch!!" i went to lunch, and had like 3 orders of fries and 5 slices of pizza. then i went to biology and bought a dimebag of that shit that i had smoked earlier, and one of the kids in the bathroom where i bought it tried to snitch. i took my gum out of my mouth, stuck it in his hair, and bitch smacked him. he tried to chase me, but im fast, so i ran across the skool to another bathroom, hid behind the door and tripped him, and he literally landed his face in a urinal. so, i took a plunger out of a stall, stuck it ina poopy toilet, and put it on his head and stuck it there.

[da haze meister]

and im like "stop snitchin man if you do ill fucking kill you" and hes like seriously shaking so i leave. then i go to photography, and get like 10 photos developed cause im a workhorse when stoned. it was the best day ever, cause when i got home, i had 40 bucks, a gram of weed, and a smile on my face.

[mike001]

see, weed makes school fun!! :rasta:

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another tall tale told by da haze meister

[da haze meister]

another tall tale told by da haze meister

how is this a tall tale? would i make up something as normal or boring as this? dude stop hatin or whatever i dont lie that is a sin and i dont feel like going to hell. although... it would save me money on lighters.

[redsoxfan49]

shut up, no one likes you, get some stories that sounds realistic

[Esoteric416]

Nice story haze meister, the bit about sticking the plunger to the guy's head was a little over the top though.

[da haze meister]

i did though because it was the best use of the closest object. it didnt stick that well, but enough to make a point. it made like a plop noise and fell off. lol a little embellished, but still sweet.